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fuckin LMAO at low-IQ felon benzo trying to teach himself Python

he'll never even get a reply to one of his programming job a...
Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm
  01/03/21
Is this what that retard is trying after failing horribly at...
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
it sounds too hilarious to be true, but it's true brother. i...
Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm
  01/03/21
Can’t stop lol’ing at the idea of that WHITE TRA...
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
idk in that thread it seemed like because he got bored of op...
stimulating confused hominid
  01/03/21
He went broke in like 5 minutes, to the surprise of no one. ...
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
Shut up Jared Baumeister. Do I have to email Mitch again?
chestnut theatre
  01/03/21
LOL you white trash faggot! You fail at everything and will ...
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
That’s it, Jared. Mitch and Lynn are going to get scre...
chestnut theatre
  01/03/21
lol no one cares you stupid white trash faggot.
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
Jared, you need to behave, and stop calling my uncle a pedop...
chestnut theatre
  01/03/21
Uncle Dave who spaceporn’d benzo’s SHITPIPE?
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
Keep going.
chestnut theatre
  01/03/21
Has Uncle Dave been tickling your peepee again Chris? Is ...
Big-titted charcoal spot gaming laptop
  01/03/21
He puts a bag over benzo’s MONSTERFACE
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
Big-titted charcoal spot gaming laptop
  01/03/21
Soooo CR BROTHER!
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
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Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  07/01/23
https://web.archive.org/web/20121215043221/http://flytr.com/...
exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  01/03/21
leaders["all"] = [{"created_at":"20...
exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  01/04/21
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exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  04/07/22
why does everyone have to be so mean on here jfc
Pea-brained red university legend
  01/03/21
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stimulating confused hominid
  01/03/21
Kindness ftw
Bateful half-breed water buffalo
  01/03/21
kindness club set for ages but long live whok
razzle parlour police squad
  07/01/23
good question
cracking persian
  01/03/21
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Magical Garnet Pit Gunner
  01/03/21
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ponyboy curtis
  01/04/21
Broke, hideouly ugly and temrinally low IQ total loser benzo...
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/04/21
Is this RSF? You could've been born into his circumstances. ...
Pea-brained red university legend
  01/04/21
Not rsf but many xo posters were born dirt poor. They weren&...
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/04/21
If you're not RSF then disregard what I said. I am not sayin...
Pea-brained red university legend
  01/04/21
that maf benzo hater pumo is RSF, it's about as certain as h...
exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  01/04/21
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Pea-brained red university legend
  01/04/21
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Carmine travel guidebook space
  01/04/21
CQ kitten of luis
aromatic painfully honest point mad cow disease
  01/04/21
Python and Node.js are the perfect languages for low IQ prog...
Razzle-dazzle metal gas station
  01/03/21
Holy shit lolllllllllllllll
Big-titted charcoal spot gaming laptop
  01/03/21
and he is apparently in his mid-60s...trying to break in as ...
cracking persian
  01/03/21
benzo’s IQ is in the mid-60s he is in his 30s
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/03/21
thats his dad
aromatic painfully honest point mad cow disease
  01/04/21
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Clear bespoke double fault
  01/04/21
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abusive mauve state
  01/04/21
guyth thtop fighting
Mildly Autistic Iridescent Fortuitous Meteor
  01/04/21
wow, this guy is multi-talented. options trader by day and p...
ungodly macaca
  01/04/21
Hilarious imagining that white trash retard getting arrested...
green mad-dog skullcap
  01/04/21
...
Clear bespoke double fault
  01/04/21
...
harsh piazza son of senegal
  09/20/26
benzo how’s the python training going? Any jerb offers...
Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm
  06/07/21
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Soggy Indirect Expression
  06/10/21
...
Soggy Indirect Expression
  06/26/21
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Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm
  08/25/21
LOL at this delusional retard ever thinking he could do anyt...
green mad-dog skullcap
  08/25/21
actually i was bookmarking stuff to get back to later to try...
queensbridge benzo
  08/25/21
LOL benzo retard. Can’t code, can’t trade
green mad-dog skullcap
  08/25/21
i don't code but it doesn't mean i can't (like you w/ writin...
queensbridge benzo
  08/25/21
You can’t do anything you’re a totally worthless...
green mad-dog skullcap
  08/25/21
...
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  09/05/26
stow it seinfeld
exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  08/25/21
🤣
queensbridge benzo
  08/25/21
...
green mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/21
...
Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm
  03/24/22
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Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm
  04/07/22
i applaud him for trying to better himself rather than going...
onyx institution
  04/07/22
He should become a barber.
Fiercely-loyal nowag
  04/07/22
that would be a waste of his intelligence
onyx institution
  04/07/22
What inteligence
Thriller Selfie
  04/07/22
was it intelligence that led to your email being in this xo ...
exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  04/07/22
You mean frnchp@gmail.com, benzo aka Christopher J Gravens' ...
Thriller Selfie
  04/07/22
nah the jsbaumeister@gmail email that your retarded $0-gener...
exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  04/07/22
Not my email but Christopher J Gravens sure is white trash.
Thriller Selfie
  04/07/22
i'm sure you don't mind it becoming my author name then
exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  04/07/22
Seems like that would violate the law of the land, but go fo...
Thriller Selfie
  04/07/22
your Engineering Awareness is hilarious.
exhilarant skinny woman messiness
  04/07/22
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twisted marvelous twinkling uncleanness
  06/16/23
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Contagious boistinker philosopher-king
  06/30/23
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cerebral wrinkle roommate
  06/30/23
in retrospect a passing glance at something i decided not to...
queensbridge benzo
  06/30/23
"something i decided not to do" You're just not...
cruel-hearted demanding step-uncle's house regret
  06/30/23
even if true i'm smart enough not to borrow $300,000 to figu...
queensbridge benzo
  07/01/23
...
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  07/01/23
I'm not OP, but this thread is completely hilarious. I'm als...
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  07/01/23
To be fair, Did you also "decide not to" make m...
Electric brindle brunch french chef
  07/01/23
Obviously it doesn't make sense for him to grind out a meage...
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  07/01/23
To be fair, Duh! I, too, would choose not to use my ab...
Electric brindle brunch french chef
  07/01/23
I guess we'll never understand because everyone but benzo is...
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  07/01/23
At least he isn't a fat failing retard of an attorney. Looki...
razzle parlour police squad
  07/01/23
I make $300k/year
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  07/01/23
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massive theater
  07/02/23
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Godawful Cumskin Goyim
  07/18/23
To be fair, CR, Benzo is literally too stupid and lazy to...
Electric brindle brunch french chef
  07/02/23
...
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  07/02/23
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Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm
  07/18/23
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Clear bespoke double fault
  11/05/23
benzo is an absolutely amazing poster
bat shit crazy chartreuse jap
  11/05/23
this thread is 180
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  11/05/23
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Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  09/20/26
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Heady sepia friendly grandma mental disorder
  09/05/26
lol at this thread originating from the all time worst time ...
vigorous orange rehab generalized bond
  09/20/26
And the best part is he can't even pull the bow back
Maroon odious market keepsake machete
  09/20/26


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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm

he'll never even get a reply to one of his programming job applications since they'll run a background check (aka "Google Search") and quickly learn all they need to know about "Christopher J. Gravens."

so - unfortunately, because just picturing this is epic lulz - he won't even get the chance to hilariously fail the practical coding portion of the interview with his Khan Academy D-minus student .PY SKILLZ.

(though even if he didn't have a NOJERB-guaranteeing felony rap sheet hanging around his neck for life, he STILL wouldn't reach the practical portion of the interview... because let's say they wanted to do the first HR screen, once they saw his hideous craterface on Zoom they'd slam the computer shut, screaming!)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670461)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

Is this what that retard is trying after failing horribly at “trading?” Lol what a WHITE TRASH RETARD

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670466)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:44 PM
Author: Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm

it sounds too hilarious to be true, but it's true brother. it's all true.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670500)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

Can’t stop lol’ing at the idea of that WHITE TRASH RETARD thinking he could succeed. LOL. He’ll always be an ugly, poor, forever alone WHITE TRASH RETARD

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670512)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:47 PM
Author: stimulating confused hominid

idk in that thread it seemed like because he got bored of options trading since it was such easy money--said he wanted to "build" something

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670531)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:49 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

He went broke in like 5 minutes, to the surprise of no one. He’s a retard that literally had to ask xo what an option was. No surprise he failed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670545)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: chestnut theatre

Shut up Jared Baumeister. Do I have to email Mitch again?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670865)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

LOL you white trash faggot! You fail at everything and will always be a poor, lonely loser!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670868)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:38 PM
Author: chestnut theatre

That’s it, Jared. Mitch and Lynn are going to get screenshots of all your deranged posts outing me and my dad tonight

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670884)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

lol no one cares you stupid white trash faggot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670892)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: chestnut theatre

Jared, you need to behave, and stop calling my uncle a pedophile, I’m going to sue you if you don’t stop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670899)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

Uncle Dave who spaceporn’d benzo’s SHITPIPE?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670901)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: chestnut theatre

Keep going.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670907)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: Big-titted charcoal spot gaming laptop

Has Uncle Dave been tickling your peepee again Chris?

Is he at least wearing a mask when he does it? LMAO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670903)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

He puts a bag over benzo’s MONSTERFACE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670913)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: Big-titted charcoal spot gaming laptop

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670916)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:43 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

Soooo CR BROTHER!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670926)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:41 AM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46497388)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness

https://web.archive.org/web/20121215043221/http://flytr.com/

whoever made this dumb shit exposed emails on the frontend lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670467)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:41 PM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness

leaders["all"] = [{"created_at":"2012-07-31T15:22:14-04:00","email":"jsbaumeister@gmail.com","facebook_image":"https://web.archive.org/web/20121215043221/http://graph.facebook.com/12400649/picture?type=large","favorite_airline_id":610,"first_name":"Jared","home_airport_id":4406,"home_distance":25183.7194557922,"id":4,"last_name":"Baumeister","lat":4.65717568655224,"lng":-74.0555899342578,"photo_content_type":null,"photo_file_name":null,"photo_file_size":null,"photo_updated_at":null,"total_distance":200728.578417261,"updated_at":"2012-12-12T16:21:30-05:00","week_distance":2135.97571345858,"last_flight":

whoops

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673957)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 7:46 AM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44294675)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained red university legend

why does everyone have to be so mean on here jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670520)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:47 PM
Author: stimulating confused hominid



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670535)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: Bateful half-breed water buffalo

Kindness ftw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670538)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: razzle parlour police squad

kindness club set for ages but long live whok

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46499955)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: cracking persian

good question

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670862)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Magical Garnet Pit Gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670946)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673560)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:43 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

Broke, hideouly ugly and temrinally low IQ total loser benzo deserves everything he gets on xo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673574)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained red university legend

Is this RSF? You could've been born into his circumstances. It's honestly shocking that you are as privileged as you are and yet choose to spend as much time on here making fun of this guy as you do. What a sad joke that your situation is wasted on you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673646)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:56 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

Not rsf but many xo posters were born dirt poor. They weren’t 65 IQ white trash with criminal predilections though. They went to school and improved their lot. Benzo is a scummy criminal always looking to fuck someone over (see him trying to ruin TSINAH’s political campaign by spamming lies to the press) or commit a crime. He is gutter trash and the world will be a better place when he’s in a pauper plot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673658)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained red university legend

If you're not RSF then disregard what I said. I am not saying that Benzo doesn't deserve what's coming to him on here, but it coming from RSF is too much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673685)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:39 PM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness

that maf benzo hater pumo is RSF, it's about as certain as his brother being dead or him being fat

the one with an RSF moniker is probably an imposter

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673947)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained red university legend



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41677568)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:57 PM
Author: Carmine travel guidebook space



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673667)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: aromatic painfully honest point mad cow disease

CQ kitten of luis

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673704)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 9:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle metal gas station

Python and Node.js are the perfect languages for low IQ programmers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670586)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:29 PM
Author: Big-titted charcoal spot gaming laptop

Holy shit lolllllllllllllll

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670804)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: cracking persian

and he is apparently in his mid-60s...trying to break in as junior programmer at that age? wtf? is this some sort of complex xo joke?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

benzo’s IQ is in the mid-60s he is in his 30s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41670867)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: aromatic painfully honest point mad cow disease

thats his dad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673701)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 11:33 PM
Author: Clear bespoke double fault



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41677797)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: abusive mauve state



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41672320)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Iridescent Fortuitous Meteor

guyth thtop fighting

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673585)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 12:59 PM
Author: ungodly macaca

wow, this guy is multi-talented. options trader by day and programmer by night.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673679)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

Hilarious imagining that white trash retard getting arrested for siphoning gas from a u-haul AND trying to steal a Subway cookie display.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41673684)



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Date: January 4th, 2021 10:52 PM
Author: Clear bespoke double fault



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#41677473)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: harsh piazza son of senegal



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#50144954)



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Date: June 7th, 2021 7:53 AM
Author: Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm

benzo how’s the python training going? Any jerb offers yet?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#42586039)



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Date: June 10th, 2021 9:19 AM
Author: Soggy Indirect Expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#42603672)



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Date: June 26th, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Soggy Indirect Expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#42688722)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43005277)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:15 AM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

LOL at this delusional retard ever thinking he could do anything. He couldn't even graduate from HS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43005398)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:18 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

actually i was bookmarking stuff to get back to later to try to figure out how to automate something then just asked someone who already knows how to to do it. it wasn't 13 years of degree collecting to learn how to write an ignored blog:

https://www.huffpost.com/author/jared-s-baumeister

https://www.travelblog.org/Bloggers/Jared-S--Baumeister/page-2.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43005408)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:35 AM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

LOL benzo retard. Can’t code, can’t trade

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43005422)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:40 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

i don't code but it doesn't mean i can't (like you w/ writing lmao)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43005427)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:45 AM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap

You can’t do anything you’re a totally worthless retard lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43005432)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#50118074)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:36 AM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness

stow it seinfeld

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43005423)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 4:40 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

🤣

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43005429)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 3:12 AM
Author: green mad-dog skullcap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#43016962)



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Date: March 24th, 2022 3:19 AM
Author: Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44207604)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 7:43 AM
Author: Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44294669)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:22 AM
Author: onyx institution

i applaud him for trying to better himself rather than going out and stealing gasoline.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44294756)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal nowag

He should become a barber.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44294796)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 8:45 AM
Author: onyx institution

that would be a waste of his intelligence

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44294840)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 9:56 AM
Author: Thriller Selfie

What inteligence

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44295218)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 9:56 AM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness

was it intelligence that led to your email being in this xo thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44295222)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:00 AM
Author: Thriller Selfie

You mean frnchp@gmail.com, benzo aka Christopher J Gravens' email? Is it ITT?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44295253)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:02 AM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness

nah the jsbaumeister@gmail email that your retarded $0-generating app exposed for frontend users because you don't know what servers and databases are

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44295262)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Thriller Selfie

Not my email but Christopher J Gravens sure is white trash.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44295263)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness

i'm sure you don't mind it becoming my author name then

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44295270)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Thriller Selfie

Seems like that would violate the law of the land, but go for it. If you get banned that's on you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44295273)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: exhilarant skinny woman messiness

your Engineering Awareness is hilarious.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#44295282)



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Date: June 16th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: twisted marvelous twinkling uncleanness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46437048)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: Contagious boistinker philosopher-king



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46496393)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:20 PM
Author: cerebral wrinkle roommate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46496400)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo

in retrospect a passing glance at something i decided not to do (found the data i needed on optionslam.com) seems a lot less hilarious in light of your failure to find a job doing it (or anything else per your hilarious cc statements) despite getting a half masters trying to learn how to do it (to the tune of 6 figures you'll never be positioned to repay🤣)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46496448)



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Date: June 30th, 2023 8:46 PM
Author: cruel-hearted demanding step-uncle's house regret

"something i decided not to do"

You're just not smart enough to code.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46496461)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:43 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

even if true i'm smart enough not to borrow $300,000 to figure that out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46497390)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:49 AM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46497398)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:51 AM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete

I'm not OP, but this thread is completely hilarious. I'm also making $300k/year coding, which is more than I've ever made in my life doing law and more than you'll ever make in your life cumulatively.

I also don't have "a half masters" -- I have a full master's degree and two engineering degrees. I've been coding since the late '90s and I've been coding in python since 2009.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46497400)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 4:31 AM
Author: Electric brindle brunch french chef

To be fair,

Did you also "decide not to" make millions day trading, or naw that's still gonna happen soon (just wait two more weeks) it just hasn't happened yet, despite years of you poasting about it, for reasons?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46497417)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete

Obviously it doesn't make sense for him to grind out a meager 150% (compounded daily) return starting with $100 or whatever. He's going to wait until he gets his $ettlement so that he can more efficiently use his time. Obviously!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46498598)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Electric brindle brunch french chef

To be fair,

Duh!

I, too, would choose not to use my abilities (if I was Benzo and I had his incredible financial acumen and trading talents) to turn an initial $100 seed investment into ~$20 million dollars in under a month. That sort of return just isn't worth my time and effort if I have to start out with a mere $100. I too would indefinitely wait for the big six figure settlement which will surely come in any day now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46498765)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:06 PM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete

I guess we'll never understand because everyone but benzo is retarded.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46499947)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: razzle parlour police squad

At least he isn't a fat failing retard of an attorney. Looking right at you tsinah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46499961)



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Date: July 1st, 2023 10:30 PM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete

I make $300k/year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46500040)



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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: massive theater



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46500308)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 8:47 PM
Author: Godawful Cumskin Goyim



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46563453)



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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:06 AM
Author: Electric brindle brunch french chef

To be fair,

CR, Benzo is literally too stupid and lazy to even graduate from college, let alone get into and graduate from a law school and then pass a bar examination. Well that and the fact that Benzo's lengthy criminal record which includes multiple recent felon convictions for crimes of moral turpitude (some also involving acts of violence committed against the disabled and the elderly) would almost certainly independently doom him in the "Character & Fitness" portion of that process, as well. Plus as far as I'm aware, Benzo has never been able to get hired at any job in the first place (forget "failing" at one, he never even got far enough along in the process to find himself in a position to "fail").

So I agree, we really shouldn't be comparing Benzo and TSINAH (who has a college degree and a JD and passed C&F and also passed a bar exam and who has held down several jobs for extended periods of time in his life) under any circumstances. It's objectively night and day even if you want to shit on TSINAH.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46500307)



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Date: July 2nd, 2023 12:27 AM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46500329)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Navy zippy parlor pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#46563433)



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Date: November 5th, 2023 1:56 AM
Author: Clear bespoke double fault



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#47021315)



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Date: November 5th, 2023 1:10 AM
Author: bat shit crazy chartreuse jap

benzo is an absolutely amazing poster

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#47021331)



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Date: November 5th, 2023 1:15 AM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete

this thread is 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#47021333)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#50145926)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Heady sepia friendly grandma mental disorder



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#50117690)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: vigorous orange rehab generalized bond

lol at this thread originating from the all time worst time to learn python. "Just before AI will supercharge your ability to learn what python can do" is getting good with the bow & arrow just as the white man shows up with guns

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#50144970)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Maroon odious market keepsake machete

And the best part is he can't even pull the bow back

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4727489&forum_id=2#50145516)