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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
multi-colored death wish mental disorder
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Odious twinkling uncleanness
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Histrionic Senate
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Cerebral flickering den useless brakes
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Mentally impaired lascivious set
  08/27/26
✅
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Mentally impaired lascivious set
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Irradiated insecure international law enforcement agency
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Harsh obsidian corner voyeur
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Harsh obsidian corner voyeur
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Mentally impaired lascivious set
  08/27/26
✅
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
...
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
edit ❌
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Dickens
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
❌
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Cerebral flickering den useless brakes
  08/27/26
✅
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
❌
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
wtf
Harsh obsidian corner voyeur
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Mentally impaired lascivious set
  08/27/26
✅
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Flushed Provocative Property
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Orwell
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
❌
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
...
Smoky Knife
  08/27/26
...
curious roommate
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Irradiated insecure international law enforcement agency
  08/28/26
...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
I really can't
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Triste!
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Flushed Provocative Property
  08/27/26
don't know :(
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Flushed Provocative Property
  08/27/26
oh good one
irate frum cuck
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Smoky Knife
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
galvanic cowardly people who are hurt
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/27/26
No.
galvanic cowardly people who are hurt
  08/27/26
Dracula
irate frum cuck
  08/28/26
Im gay
Hairless filthy house gunner
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
puce vengeful principal's office telephone
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
curious roommate
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Contagious zombie-like church building internal respiration
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Pumonymous
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
puce vengeful principal's office telephone
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Maize Pontificating Really Tough Guy
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Lilac filthpig friendly grandma
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Maize Pontificating Really Tough Guy
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
brilliant impressive mad-dog skullcap
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Harsh obsidian corner voyeur
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
brilliant impressive mad-dog skullcap
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: multi-colored death wish mental disorder

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Mother died today.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Camuuuuuuuus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Odious twinkling uncleanness

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Histrionic Senate

Wtf embarrassing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Cerebral flickering den useless brakes

portrait of the artist as a young man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired lascivious set

Ulysses

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Mentally impaired lascivious set

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Irradiated insecure international law enforcement agency

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

124 was spiteful.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Harsh obsidian corner voyeur

is this the swans book?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Harsh obsidian corner voyeur

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired lascivious set

A clockwork orange

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Ty herr kommandant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: irate frum cuck



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Catch-22

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

edit ❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

No I fucked it up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

I apologize for being so bad at this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

lmao you're fine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Dickens

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Cerebral flickering den useless brakes

anna karenina

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

The English Patient

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Harsh obsidian corner voyeur

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired lascivious set

Catch 22

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Flushed Provocative Property

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Orwell

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

🧐🤔

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: irate frum cuck



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Smoky Knife



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: curious roommate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Irradiated insecure international law enforcement agency

the spaceporn story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: irate frum cuck



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

U can get this one!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

I really can't

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Triste!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Flushed Provocative Property

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

don't know :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Flushed Provocative Property

Sound and Fury

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: irate frum cuck

oh good one

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Smoky Knife

Great thread. These were difficult.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: galvanic cowardly people who are hurt

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Mein Kampf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: galvanic cowardly people who are hurt

No.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: irate frum cuck

Dracula

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Hairless filthy house gunner

Im gay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: puce vengeful principal's office telephone

A Confederacy of Dunces

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: curious roommate

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Contagious zombie-like church building internal respiration

God Emperor of Dune

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Pumonymous

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: puce vengeful principal's office telephone

raisin in the sun

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Maize Pontificating Really Tough Guy

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Lilac filthpig friendly grandma

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Maize Pontificating Really Tough Guy

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: brilliant impressive mad-dog skullcap

I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Harsh obsidian corner voyeur

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: brilliant impressive mad-dog skullcap

It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50147796)