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A full grown Hippo could pwn 3 gorrillas riding a siberian tiger
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:26 PM Author: beady-eyed station On land and especially in the water.
A hippo cannot be killed unless you get at its throat. A Hippo can decapitate another animal with a swipe of one of its teeth. I dont think any animal can get close enough to do damage. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:28 PM Author: Cream native cumskin an elephant could kill a hippo with ease. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517207) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:29 PM Author: beady-eyed station how about a rhino in a mixed water/land environment.
granted a hippo cannot deal with a charging bull elephant, however I would take a hippo over an elephant versus a pack of 5 lions. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:28 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage The gorillas could jump on his back to distract him. As he swipes his monstrous head back at the marauding apes, his neck will be exposed and the tiger will make the kill. It's all about tiger-gorilla teamwork. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517209) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:29 PM Author: Cream native cumskin yep all they need is a good datalink.
If Bradley's can kill T-72's the gorillas and tiger have a chance. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:30 PM Author: beady-eyed station the neck is sufficienty thick that it would take a while to kill it, I think the hippo could brain the tiger once he figured out what was going on. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517227) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:33 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Siberian tigers have huge teeth and a powerful bite strength. I'm guessing he could get in and puncture a major vein before the hippo could take him down. The tiger might have to sacrifice his own life, but the three gorillas could jump off and run around in circles ape-taunting their mortally wounded rival. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517244) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:36 PM Author: beady-eyed station i dont know if one could do it. tigers canines are about 4 inches long - lions are about 3 inches long. we are not talk saber toother tigers from the old days.
anyhow, I saw a special with 6 lions attacking a hippo on land, and the hippo pwn3d them all. he didnt kill any of them, but they couldnt get near his head, and could slow him down with 3 of them riding his back. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film Incidentally, the reason rhinos are so easy to hunt and kill is because of elephants and hippos.
In the wild, a rhino's best chance of winning a hippo/elephant fight is to charge its opponent and scare it off, taking the initiative in the fight.
All the hunter has to do is fire some shots to get the rhino's attention. The rhino charges right at them in a straight line, and gets felled by a volley of shotgun wads. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: beady-eyed station i wonder if a hippos could kill an elephant in the water.
I saw a crocodile fight a hippo and the croc grabbed the hippo and dragged it under water. hippos can only hold their breath for 5 minutes, crocs for an hour - so the only way is to drown the hippo.
under water, the croc had the hippo by one is his legs, dragging him down, the hippo caught the croc by his flailing tail and bit off the fucking tail with one swipe. you see the hippo released and the croc swim away with about 3 feet of his tail missing. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:44 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage depends on how deep the water is. As long as the elephant can build up a little steam and/or use his weight and leverage advantage, the fight goes to the elephant. If both parties are fairly submerged, the elephant is out of his league. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517306) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:46 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea You saw video of this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517316) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:47 PM Author: beady-eyed station yes, aminal planet - hippos vs. crocs. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517328) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:49 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Animal Face-Off? One of the best shows on television. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517338) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:49 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea Did they flash "PWN3D!" on hte screen as the croc swam away with half his tail? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517341) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: beady-eyed station no, but the croc looked very sad and regretful. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517347) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 11:40 PM Author: splenetic whorehouse for some reason this cracked me up. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2519836) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 2:34 PM Author: soul-stirring flirting hominid Subject: Think the croc cried real tears that time? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5057311) |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 3:52 PM Author: Jet metal theatre newt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yziU0cFHzTc (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#10247023) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:46 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film I think it's usually very ugly when hippos and elephants clash. The elephant tries to gore the hippo, and the hippo tries to batter the elephant and topple it. But hippos do get killed and eaten - how do they lose these fights? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517317) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:49 PM Author: beady-eyed station i would guess hippos cannot be beat in the water. if they are sick or old, and are caught on land by a large pack and cannot get back to the water, they may be worn down.
like I said though - I saw an adult hippo fight off 6 lions at once. they clawed up his back, but with no ill effects it seemed. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film This is why a siberian tiger might be more interesting. I wonder how much more damage the extra 400lbs will do on a hippo over an african lion. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517348) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:51 PM Author: beady-eyed station one tiger still has no chance I would guess.
2 tigers each with a trained gorrilla riding on its back - maybe. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:51 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film I mean, six siberian tigers. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517364) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:54 PM Author: beady-eyed station hmm, do tigers fight in packs like lions? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517384) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:55 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film We can assume they might in the face of a common enemy like a hippo. Bros before hippos. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517394) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: beady-eyed station haha. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517411) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 7:50 PM Author: Aphrodisiac boistinker hell actually i don't think we can assume that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2518357) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 2:17 PM Author: Floppy unholy ratface market No. Many animals are more territorial against their own kind, and this is especially true for cats. Some of the tigers may well ally with the hippo to pwn the other tigers and have a better chance of overall victoroy. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#8976551) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:34 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film But the tiger is a lot faster.
Remember the OODA loop.
The winner isn't always the strongest, but the one who can dump momentum and switch directions the fastest. |
Date: April 8th, 2005 5:35 PM Author: Cream native cumskin this is such a stupid thread. Im going shopping. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517256) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:41 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Hippo in the water vs. a mutated freshwater Great White? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517287) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:44 PM Author: beady-eyed station a great white wont be able to bite through the hippo - but it could drown the hippo. depends on the depth and whether the shark has surprise. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517304) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:48 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage I saw a special one time where they were measuring the strength of shark bites. Basically, they had a big lead tube with some sensors. The Great White completely mangled the lead tube and they couldn't get any reading. So they filled the tube up with some metal balls and jammed it inside a cow. The Great White still destroyed the tube and they just gave up trying to measure its bite. I think Jaws could take out a hippo with his bite alone as long as there is a decent depth.
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:45 PM Author: pale provocative indian lodge Maybe if the great white was armed with friggin lazer beams. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517309) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: pale provocative indian lodge It's like I never left.
*sheds tear* |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:46 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete Sharks with frickin laser beams versus a kraken? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517314) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Isn't kraken a majickal beast? It depends on whether you trust science or the dark arts. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517346) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:52 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete Well? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517368) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:53 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage In this battle, sorcery shall prevail. kraken will summon circe and have her turn the shark into a goldfish or something. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517375) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete No summonings are allowed. It's a kraken vs. a school of laser wielding sharks. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517412) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:06 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Does kraken know LIT3? If final fantasy has taught me one thing, it is that lightning spells pwn water creatures. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517480) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:50 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea Earl, you are a hippo expert. Why are hippos so 1337? Is their skin made of kevlar? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517349) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:51 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete Seriously, wtf makes hippos so tough? They look retarded. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517365) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:52 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Also, the hippo boss on Amagon was a pussy. Megagon could defeat him easily and he's just a strongman with energy beams. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517371) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:53 PM Author: pale provocative indian lodge Dinosaurs look retarded too. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517374) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:53 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film They are easy to poach due to their confrontational nature and huge braincases. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517379) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:53 PM Author: beady-eyed station no, they are just thick skinned and very fat. you need to cut through a lot before you get anywhere damage wise.
they are 1337 because they are the most violent african animal, they control the water but are effective on land, they weigh 3000 pounds and they have 3 foot long tusks that are razor sharp and work like scimitars.
they kill so many humans because they float underwater, wait for boats, bite the boats in half, and then all the africans drown. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:54 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film On the other hand, their numbers are slowly dwindling due to those same hungry africans. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517391) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: pale provocative indian lodge I bet hippo's taste like crap (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517396) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film They are said to taste 'unique.' (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517401) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:56 PM Author: beady-eyed station do you think those africans would have invented guns without our help? thats cheating. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517400) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film Not for a while. But some guns were in African hands as early as the 1500's via Moslem traders into Mali and Ghana. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517409) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:59 PM Author: beady-eyed station if no outside influence had spread to subsahara africa, I have my doubts that the wheel would have been invented. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517426) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:03 PM Author: Offensive pea-brained stag film Well, sub-saharan africans built the Great Zimbabwe complex, the Benin bronzes, Timbuktu, and other sites. There was sporadic progress, it was just concentrated in certain areas. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517461) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:04 PM Author: maize point the wheel is not necessary for life. All this shit was invented cuz people wanted to be lazier, and get fat. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517469) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 6:21 PM Author: cerebral school who are you referring to by "our?" The Chinese? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5353266) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 5:58 PM Author: maize point 3ft long tusks is this true? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517422) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:03 PM Author: beady-eyed station thats probably a bit of an exaggerration - I am looking into it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517447) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete So I suppose the question is, could a hippo take on a ninja?? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517432) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:03 PM Author: beady-eyed station they both flip out and kill people for no reason at all. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517458) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:07 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea What the fuck? Hippos are vegetarians. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517489) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:09 PM Author: frisky forum partner what does this have to do with anything? Just because an animal is an herbivore doesn't mean it can't defend itself when necessary. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517500) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:10 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea Most vegetarian animals don't have really sharp tusks. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517511) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:13 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage That's because the hippo hasn't evolved to be a meat eater. It has evolved to be Bringer of Death. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517535) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:14 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea This theory has promise. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517546) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:21 PM Author: beady-eyed station I concur! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517596) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:13 PM Author: frisky forum partner you know what? i'm not going to fall into this trap. this is a stupid thread and i'm sorry for entering it in the first place.
i mean you no offense-- it's just that i have other stuff i need to be doing way more than having a heated argument about hippos. like sleeping. good night. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:13 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Philistine. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517540) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:13 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea Bye, baby. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517543) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:18 PM Author: racy liquid oxygen ceo I'm pretty sure 3 gorillas and a sibby could rape the shit out of a hippo. You have no idea how powerful gorillas are. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517578) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:20 PM Author: beady-eyed station
no fucking way could a gorrilla do anything to a hippo except get drowned and decapitated.
one tiger would not be enough. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:21 PM Author: racy liquid oxygen ceo You don't think they could meatshield and claw out the hippo's eyes? Maul up his face and ears? Let's be real. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517600) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:23 PM Author: beady-eyed station i think hippos can barely see anyway.
I think they have some vibration sense/smell that is primary for them.
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:25 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete Ok, I think you're getting a bit carried away now. They're armored, dual wield scimitars, and have ESP. What's next, their eyes shoot frickin laser beams? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517623) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:26 PM Author: beady-eyed station dude, I watched hippo night for like 4 hours on animal planet.
anyhow, supposedly they have no enemies that can threaten them except other hippos and humans. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:27 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete THEY CAN ALSO SPEAK TO THE DEAD!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517643) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:28 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea Actually, I'd be interested to know how 5 lions had occasion to fight a hippo. Not enough zebra around? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517648) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:32 PM Author: beady-eyed station not sure - he was walking around on land doing his thing and the five or six lions attacked. two were on his back clawing and biting his back with no effect. two more were biting his rear legs trying to drag him down. they were barely slowing him down.
they stayed completely away from his head/neck area and so could do nothing to him. eventually he dragged all five lions back to the water and they ran away before he could kill them all. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:29 PM Author: racy liquid oxygen ceo Yeah that's a load of shit. How do they not overpopulate the continent, then? Or drive other competing species to extinction, at least?
You know why they have more specials on sharks? Because sharks are just objectively better. They look fucking evil too. Hippos are the tall and fat kids in elementary school--they're pretty unbeatable. But sharks are the little evil ones who will run at you with scissors (the big ones they steal from the teacher's desk) and fuck you up. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:33 PM Author: beady-eyed station they dont overpopulate the continent because they live for 50 years and dont breed that often.
they also eat a shitload of food and so are limited in climate. they are also territorial and will kill each other so they dont get too crowded.
also people shoot and kill them. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 7:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac boistinker hell >> Or drive other competing species to extinction, at least?
they already did that long ago. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:26 PM Author: racy liquid oxygen ceo I just think the tiger could get the kill after initial gorilla vanguarding.
And by the way, no hippo could stand up to a great white, or even a tiger shark. One clamp from a shark and you can kiss your fucking blubber goodbye. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:27 PM Author: maize point 169 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517644) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:28 PM Author: beady-eyed station either shark is useless is under 6 feet of water though. a shark need mauvering room. of course in a lake or in the open ocean a shark would pwn. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517647) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 6:09 PM Author: hairraiser pocket flask crackhouse Not true. Most shark attacks occur in under 4 feet of water. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5353152) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:36 PM Author: Gold appetizing mood What about a hippo vs. 1000 of these huge fucking hornets?
http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=683 |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:40 PM Author: frisky forum partner Obviously the hornets will zerg the hippo and pwn it. The thing about the hornets is that they shouldn't be thought of in discrete units. There's just, like, a terrible cloud of them.
Even if the hippo eats 50 of them, no major impact was made on the overall cloud and the rest of them salute their fallen comrades and continue their pwnage. |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 1:50 PM Author: Charismatic Pearl Knife 176 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#8976437) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: beady-eyed station holy shit - that was the saddest thing I have ever seen :(
poor bees. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:43 PM Author: maize point 1 fucking 80, that video was awesome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517803) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 6:50 PM Author: Gold appetizing mood It reminded me of the pwnage from the pizza parlour video. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2517878) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 1:21 PM Author: Lilac glittery plaza this was longer and more severe. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5056606) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 8:15 PM Author: Emerald Nursing Home Filthpig Fight back, stupid bees! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2518520) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 7:12 PM Author: Lavender Blood Rage Trailer Park What about a Liger? You know a cross between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills and magic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2518070) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 12:53 PM Author: dark 180 office hairy legs this is the ONLY credited response. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5056402) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 1:07 PM Author: Hateful Hissy Fit you SUCK! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5056510) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 7:58 PM Author: Aphrodisiac boistinker hell fascinating thread, gentlemen. i salute you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2518403) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: self-centered narrow-minded principal's office queen of the night Best. Thread. Ever.
The Lincoln Park zoo got a new hippo, I just saw it today. |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 11:40 PM Author: mint spectacular travel guidebook marketing idea Did it pwn any of the other animals?
In particular, did it square off against a 3 gorillas riding a siberian tiger? |
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Date: April 9th, 2005 10:57 AM Author: self-centered narrow-minded principal's office queen of the night It squared off against another hippo. But it never got to pwn it becuase there was a wall. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2521846) |
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Date: April 8th, 2005 11:43 PM Author: shaky community account This thread has a certain quality to it that shows that the people who post here are suburbanites or city dwellers who have no experiences whatsoever with animals in the wild. Pitiful. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2519848) |
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Date: April 9th, 2005 10:58 AM Author: self-centered narrow-minded principal's office queen of the night I take it as a point of pride, personally. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2521849) |
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Date: April 9th, 2005 11:23 AM Author: Slate state gaping Earl seems to know quite a bit about hippos. He'd be smart enough to learn how to swim if he was going to get on a boat in hippo filled waters. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2521879) |
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Date: April 9th, 2005 11:06 AM Author: silver arousing field friendly grandma amazing thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2521857) |
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Date: April 9th, 2005 2:21 PM Author: shaky community account pffft...the people here sound like inexperienced suburbanites as I said before.
I grew up in a rural area near a rainforest and I've personally witnessed a fight between an anteater and a dog. An ocelot and a badger. a chicken vs. a duck.A sheep vs a goat (excellent fight !!!)
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Date: April 9th, 2005 6:56 PM Author: Yellow adventurous heaven Agree. Hilarious, yet informative, fucking thread. I wish seals were tough. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#2523538) |
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Date: June 16th, 2005 2:49 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete bump for a great thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#3030686) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2005 5:55 PM Author: beady-eyed station Hippos can pwn sugarywitch and all the other fucking gorrillas any day. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#3489956) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2005 5:58 PM Author: Boyish clear abode LOL. this is quality shit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#3489981) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2005 6:01 PM Author: sooty regret 3 gorillas would probably break the tiger's back (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#3490012) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2005 6:06 PM Author: beady-eyed station how about pulling a rickshaw? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#3490039) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2005 6:10 PM Author: sooty regret a very large male siberian tiger is up to 800 lbs.
a male western lowland gorilla is 350-600 lbs. So three big ones would definitely be more than twice the tigers weight...
www.zoo.org. |
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Date: August 3rd, 2005 6:11 PM Author: beady-eyed station maybe the gorillas should be pulling the rickshaw. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#3490080) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2005 4:24 PM Author: Boyish clear abode (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#3954863) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 12:51 PM Author: Cracking Fear-inspiring Mad-dog Skullcap (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5056390) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 12:54 PM Author: Bull headed alpha Greatest thread ever? It's up there. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5056412) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 1:06 PM Author: Mustard Hyperventilating Locale Digit Ratio Nice bump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5056505) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 1:08 PM Author: Scarlet menage jewess The original "man vs. gorilla" thread from the old PR was the greatest thread ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5056516) |
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Date: February 11th, 2006 1:23 PM Author: Lilac glittery plaza I don't know about greatest ever, but it was DEFINITELY better than this one. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5056622) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 6:04 PM Author: Painfully honest cuckoldry keepsake machete another great thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5353114) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 6:06 PM Author: hairraiser pocket flask crackhouse Hippos are the #1 mankillers in Africa. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5353127) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 6:12 PM Author: Aphrodisiac boistinker hell AIDS (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5353180) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 6:25 PM Author: hairraiser pocket flask crackhouse I meant among animals. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5353292) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 6:12 PM Author: sticky legend jew Just today someone who visited Africa was telling me how vicious hippos are, and will attack humans even if not provoked. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#5353181) |
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Date: March 16th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: hairraiser pocket flask crackhouse Extremely territorial.
So are red-winged blackbirds, but they're not as large. |
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Date: October 2nd, 2006 5:17 PM Author: beady-eyed station OPPONENTS BEWARE! OPPONENTS BEWARE!
Actually I cant see this thread without entering the number manually. what the fuck? title too long? |
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Date: October 2nd, 2006 5:25 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Yes, firefox is a TTT on the new thread titling system. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#6716098) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2006 5:39 PM Author: electric university Earl, how did you make this thread? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#6716187) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2006 5:43 PM Author: beady-eyed station i made it before they started putting thread titles in the browser. I cant access it by clicking on it - I can only paste the autoadmit address with the thread number. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#6716205) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2006 5:46 PM Author: electric university so you can't do it anymore? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#6716224) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2006 5:48 PM Author: beady-eyed station maybe if I used IE. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#6716240) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2006 5:48 PM Author: electric university do it right now baby. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#6716244) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2006 5:54 PM Author: beady-eyed station doesnt work on IE either. oh well. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#6716278) |
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Date: April 16th, 2007 12:09 PM Author: beady-eyed station I cant believe you sabtoaged my favorite thread rach. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#7941027) |
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Date: September 29th, 2007 8:53 PM Author: Insecure senate zomg hippos and whales are sister species. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#8706351) |
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Date: November 21st, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Laughsome well-lubricated house laser beams python vs. alligator on national geo hd right now. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#8922735) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 2:10 PM Author: Marvelous step-uncle's house kitty I watched this. it pretty much sucked. |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 3:45 PM Author: Laughsome well-lubricated house laser beams jerk (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#10247014) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 2:11 PM Author: Navy library clown what kind of gun does it take to fell a hippo. we talking .50 cal, or will several rounds from a 12 gauge do it at close range? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#8976518) |
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Date: March 8th, 2008 3:10 PM Author: lurid anal narrative (thread_id=1270) only when wearing a 40K watch (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#9448880) |
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Date: July 9th, 2008 6:24 PM Author: Laughsome well-lubricated house laser beams sup? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#9958637) |
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Date: July 9th, 2008 7:09 PM Author: Vibrant Coldplay Fan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yziU0cFHzTc (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#9958783) |
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Date: July 9th, 2008 9:28 PM Author: green orchestra pit awesome thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#9959118) |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 3:40 PM Author: beady-eyed station (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#10246999) |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 3:49 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage IMHO this is your best thread, even better than the Cantor Fitzgerald one. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#10247019) |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 4:01 PM Author: beady-eyed station lot of interesting conversations in this one. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#10247046) |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 5:50 PM Author: motley idea he suggested quadroon http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo80/PureIntension/Doomsday2.jpg (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#10247308) |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 6:01 PM Author: Curious headpube goyim 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#10247338) |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 6:03 PM Author: Bright Black Woman Stage Excellent.
*LOTR music plays* |
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Date: October 10th, 2008 7:08 PM Author: beady-eyed station 180 ^180!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=162549&forum_id=2#10247533) |