Date: January 27th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: indigo giraffe den
The first prototype, constructed in Brownsville, Texas, was equipped with a 60 foot arm capable of ejecting migrants out of the United States deep into Mexican territory. Early tests proved unsuccessful when the aiming mechanism was misaligned and inadvertently threw the detainees into the Gulf of America; their bodies were recovered the next day.[6][7]
Date: May 15th, 2025 8:53 AM Author: burgundy racy space new version
In a press conference last Tuesday, Brownsville officials stated the misalignment was traced to the inevitable employment of undocumented workers in the seige weapon's construction, who had cleverly disguised themselves head to toe in MAGA attire.