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Why so few bald pro athletes?

far fewer than the general population
heady legend abode
  07/11/26
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Insecure cruel-hearted institution potus
  07/12/26
Because pro athletes are young and balds are older You j...
domesticated twinkling uncleanness
  07/11/26
Hair transplants (LeBron, Rooney, etc). Or they shave their...
Dashing quadroon school cafeteria
  07/11/26
Michael Jordan was the pioneer.
amber gaping
  07/12/26
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heady legend abode
  07/12/26
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Insecure cruel-hearted institution potus
  07/12/26
Tons of baldmos--athletes and regular guys--shave their head...
Territorial prole
  07/12/26
OP is right though. The actual truth is pro athletics requir...
rough-skinned magical windowlicker office
  07/12/26
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Insecure cruel-hearted institution potus
  07/12/26
And they’re predominantly soccer players.
Odious Heaven Faggot Firefighter
  07/12/26


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Date: July 11th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: heady legend abode

far fewer than the general population

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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Insecure cruel-hearted institution potus

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Date: July 11th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: domesticated twinkling uncleanness

Because pro athletes are young and balds are older

You just think otherwise because you balded young

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49993297)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Dashing quadroon school cafeteria

Hair transplants (LeBron, Rooney, etc). Or they shave their heads and pretend it was a choice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49993302)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: amber gaping

Michael Jordan was the pioneer.

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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: heady legend abode



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Insecure cruel-hearted institution potus

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994569)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Territorial prole

Tons of baldmos--athletes and regular guys--shave their heads now. Add hair transplants and hair systems to that. In general, there are just fewer guys walking around with visible male pattern baldness than there were 20+ years ago, when a big portion of guys over 30 or 40 out and about were visible MPBmos. This doesn't apply in biglaw, where the standard MPB coif remains common.

BTW, LeBron has been a male pattern baldmo for years: https://media.gq.com/photos/5942ce8fff7d4e0397e51d10/4:3/w_1632,h_1224,c_limit/lebron-james-hair.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994519)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned magical windowlicker office

OP is right though. The actual truth is pro athletics requires a ridiculously good phenotype and bad phenotype shit co-varies and correlates. Basketball is the most obvious where there are random Balding guys in college but JJ Reddick had Hair at Duke, you get the drift. Also, Matt Hasselbeck stands out more than he doesn’t.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994554)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Insecure cruel-hearted institution potus

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994570)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Odious Heaven Faggot Firefighter

And they’re predominantly soccer players.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2#49994574)