Date: August 6th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
My prior paralegal was legit telling me about her plans to go to Cooley but her LSAT wasn't high enough. This was last fucking year while Cooley was in hot water over bar passage rates
She was thoroughly retarded. So it all checked out. But goddamn. I can't believe there are people dumb enough to fund these scams. If we were in any way honorable as a profession, we would eliminate a ton of law schools