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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
razzle-dazzle hairy legs
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
misunderstood national mental disorder
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
Embarrassed to the bone titillating indirect expression library
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
umber site
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
180 fat ankles
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
Naked fortuitous meteor station
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
tan brethren school
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
vermilion pit
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
Racy dragon den
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
Cordovan sticky parlour
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
vermilion pit
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
yapping hospital
  05/08/05
"pederast"
tan brethren school
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
misunderstood national mental disorder
  05/06/05
he's cracking
Vigorous point travel guidebook
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
brindle elastic band
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
Bateful roommate
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
appetizing water buffalo
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
yapping hospital
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
Self-centered abode crotch
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
razzle filthy stage sound barrier
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
passionate trust fund whorehouse
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
Naked fortuitous meteor station
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
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  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Naked fortuitous meteor station
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
180 fat ankles
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
anal famous landscape painting trailer park
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
cerise irradiated volcanic crater
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
cerise irradiated volcanic crater
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
Maroon very tactful garrison
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
Bateful roommate
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
garnet gas station mediation
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
cerise irradiated volcanic crater
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Bateful roommate
  05/12/05
hahaha.
misunderstood national mental disorder
  05/28/05
Pilar?
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
Sick Cerebral Native Mood
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
fragrant medicated home
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
anal famous landscape painting trailer park
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
Bateful roommate
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
Bateful roommate
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
Embarrassed to the bone titillating indirect expression library
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
Bateful roommate
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
anal famous landscape painting trailer park
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
Bateful roommate
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
cracking blood rage
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
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  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
garnet gas station mediation
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
Aquamarine Lay Cumskin
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
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  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
Racy dragon den
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
tan brethren school
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
hateful bisexual box office pistol
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
Bateful roommate
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
yapping hospital
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
Bateful roommate
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
Bateful roommate
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
Black Aphrodisiac Dopamine Public Bath
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
Maroon very tactful garrison
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
Black Aphrodisiac Dopamine Public Bath
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
Bateful roommate
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
Maroon very tactful garrison
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
Bateful roommate
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
opaque vivacious field immigrant
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
Crusty toilet seat knife
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
Bateful roommate
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
Bateful roommate
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
opaque vivacious field immigrant
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
Bateful roommate
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
opaque vivacious field immigrant
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
Crusty toilet seat knife
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
Bateful roommate
  10/28/05
so sorry.
Crusty toilet seat knife
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
opaque vivacious field immigrant
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
Bateful roommate
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
Maroon very tactful garrison
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Bateful roommate
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
Dashing location
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
Bateful roommate
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
Bateful roommate
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
wonderful step-uncle's house kitty cat
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
apoplectic avocado hell genital piercing
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
supple ceo striped hyena
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
Chartreuse effete state
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
Pink idiotic corner
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
pungent bearded property stock car
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
Pink idiotic corner
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
opaque vivacious field immigrant
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
supple ceo striped hyena
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
yapping hospital
  11/09/06
haha
pungent bearded property stock car
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
exhilarant tanning salon digit ratio
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
marvelous thirsty internal respiration
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
Maroon very tactful garrison
  12/02/06


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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

it's like Lenin said...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs

that rug really brought the room together.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: misunderstood national mental disorder

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone titillating indirect expression library

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: umber site

my rugs have seminal value.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: 180 fat ankles

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Naked fortuitous meteor station

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: tan brethren school

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: vermilion pit

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Racy dragon den

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: Cordovan sticky parlour

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: vermilion pit

8 year olds, dude

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: yapping hospital

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: tan brethren school

"pederast"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: misunderstood national mental disorder

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: Vigorous point travel guidebook

he's cracking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: brindle elastic band

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

Nice marmot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: appetizing water buffalo

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: yapping hospital

The Dude abides.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: Self-centered abode crotch

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: razzle filthy stage sound barrier

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: passionate trust fund whorehouse

I think he means critique it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Naked fortuitous meteor station

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: trip business firm mexican

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: Naked fortuitous meteor station

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: 180 fat ankles

You're not wrong, Walter.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: anal famous landscape painting trailer park

You're just an asshole.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: cerise irradiated volcanic crater

That's why they call me I am expert.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: cerise irradiated volcanic crater

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Maroon very tactful garrison

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: garnet gas station mediation

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: cerise irradiated volcanic crater

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: misunderstood national mental disorder

hahaha.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Pilar?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: Sick Cerebral Native Mood

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

this was a valued, uh...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: fragrant medicated home

different mothers, huh?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: anal famous landscape painting trailer park

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

yes, dear?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone titillating indirect expression library

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

Jeffrey. Love me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: anal famous landscape painting trailer park

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

in the briefcase?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: cracking blood rage

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine Lay Cumskin

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: garnet gas station mediation

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine Lay Cumskin

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling School Cafeteria Coldplay Fan

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Transparent plaza headpube

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Racy dragon den

Best movie of all time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)



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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: tan brethren school

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)



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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)



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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)



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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: hateful bisexual box office pistol

This agression will not stand, man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

The Dude abides.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: yapping hospital

Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

I just needed something to bump with

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)



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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: Black Aphrodisiac Dopamine Public Bath

...with nailpolish.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: Maroon very tactful garrison

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: Black Aphrodisiac Dopamine Public Bath

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: Bateful roommate

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: Maroon very tactful garrison

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: Bateful roommate

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: opaque vivacious field immigrant

donnie, you're out of your element.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: Crusty toilet seat knife

don't fuck with the jesus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: Bateful roommate

8 year-olds did.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: Bateful roommate

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: opaque vivacious field immigrant

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: Bateful roommate

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: opaque vivacious field immigrant

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Crusty toilet seat knife

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: Bateful roommate

shhhhhh

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: Crusty toilet seat knife

so sorry.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: opaque vivacious field immigrant

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: Bateful roommate

Mark it 8, Dude.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: Maroon very tactful garrison

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)



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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)



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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: Dashing location

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)



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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)



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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Bateful roommate

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)



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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

The DUDE is not in.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)



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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house kitty cat

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)



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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)



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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: apoplectic avocado hell genital piercing

I am the walrus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: supple ceo striped hyena

It really tied the room together.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse effete state

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Pink idiotic corner

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: pungent bearded property stock car

you mean coitus?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Pink idiotic corner

I was talking about my rug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: opaque vivacious field immigrant

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: supple ceo striped hyena

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: yapping hospital

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: pungent bearded property stock car

haha

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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: exhilarant tanning salon digit ratio

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)



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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: marvelous thirsty internal respiration

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)



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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: Maroon very tactful garrison

they pee on your fucking rug.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)