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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
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superior anglo culture
nyuug
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
nyuug
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
nyuug
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
nyuug
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
nyuug
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
nyuug
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
nyuug
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Pea-brained toaster
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Pea-brained toaster
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Vibrant Immigrant Brethren
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Pea-brained toaster
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
Doobsian Electric Whorehouse
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Motley umber main people
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Lake gaped goyim range
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
unholy galvanic stage goal in life
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
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I thought this was America
unholy galvanic stage goal in life
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
mentally impaired jewess
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Pea-brained toaster
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
henna wonderful library
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
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  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
awkward brunch
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Pea-brained toaster
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Pea-brained toaster
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
ferengi
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Pea-brained toaster
  05/22/26
lol
Vibrant Immigrant Brethren
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Zombie-like blood rage property
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Lime School Cafeteria
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Pea-brained toaster
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Pea-brained toaster
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Pea-brained toaster
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Chestnut thriller native kitty
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Pea-brained toaster
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Up-to-no-good Cumskin
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
Pea-brained toaster
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Lime School Cafeteria
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Supple Sinister Scourge Upon The Earth Principal's Office
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Chestnut thriller native kitty
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Pea-brained toaster
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: nyuug

superior anglo culture

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: nyuug

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

What exactly is wrong with "white supremacy"?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: nyuug

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: nyuug

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: nyuug

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

Teacher sexually controls 15 yo girl; killed in prison by inmate

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: nyuug

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

REMINDER: Christians are pedos

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: nyuug

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: nyuug

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

Where does "The West" really start?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50090580)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sick school messiness

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sick school messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sick school messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sick school messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sick school messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50114177)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50121351)



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Date: September 15th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50136959)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50141651)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50146083)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Vibrant Immigrant Brethren

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Shipley the dog tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: stirring dark casino indirect expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: cracking lilac abode

His moniker?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Colt

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: unholy galvanic stage goal in life



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Cerebral theater mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: awkward brunch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Irradiated house-broken heaven



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Doobsian Electric Whorehouse

Disco Fries

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Motley umber main people

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: unholy galvanic stage goal in life

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Lake gaped goyim range



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: unholy galvanic stage goal in life

But she was old enough in dog years!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: stirring dark casino indirect expression

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: unholy galvanic stage goal in life

I thought this was America

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired jewess

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: henna wonderful library

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fat ankles

man's BEST friend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: awkward brunch

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Doobsian Electric Whorehouse

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: olive beady-eyed toilet seat

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: awkward brunch

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Motley umber main people

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Immigrant Brethren

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Zombie-like blood rage property

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: puce flickering weed whacker roommate

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: stirring dark casino indirect expression

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Onyx Laughsome Kitchen

mods

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: multi-colored bearded telephone pocket flask

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: ferengi

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: multi-colored bearded telephone pocket flask

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: ferengi

Amazing 🐶

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: coiffed crimson nowag famous landscape painting

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: multi-colored bearded telephone pocket flask

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: dead stubborn state people who are hurt

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Immigrant Brethren

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like blood rage property

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Lime School Cafeteria

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Lime School Cafeteria

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Link?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Lime School Cafeteria

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: exhilarant bat shit crazy wrinkle striped hyena

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Chestnut thriller native kitty

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Cumskin

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

They have a pretty sick IG

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Lime School Cafeteria

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Supple Sinister Scourge Upon The Earth Principal's Office

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Passionate ocher stag film ratface

Killself seems appropriate

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Shipley was asking for it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Doobsian Electric Whorehouse

AI

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: stirring dark casino indirect expression

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: odious headpube

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Chestnut thriller native kitty

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: adulterous lettuce temple

He screwed the pooch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained toaster

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: multi-colored bearded telephone pocket flask

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: rusted insecure plaza hairy legs

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068093)