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Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/20/26
out the firm
azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
Sepia electric internal respiration
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
swollen piazza fanboi
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law&...
maniacal cuck
  03/05/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
...
azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
Curious love of her life station
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
clear university coffee pot
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
Very tactful trailer park
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
gunneratttt
  02/20/26
tp
abusive vigorous center factory reset button
  02/20/26
...
alcoholic pale party of the first part
  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
Jet-lagged 180 theater stage
  02/20/26
...
Jet erotic senate
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
Bearded Wonderful Ticket Booth People Who Are Hurt
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
abusive vigorous center factory reset button
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
french rehab windowlicker
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
Very tactful trailer park
  02/23/26
...
White Messiness Locale
  02/23/26
...
Provocative athletic conference locus
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
concupiscible library
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
Honey-headed international law enforcement agency point
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
Curious love of her life station
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
Vibrant Lay
  02/22/26
great word ty
Fragrant Vermilion Range
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
the White jensen huang
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
Motley Kitty Stage
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
clear university coffee pot
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
clear university coffee pot
  02/22/26
scholarship
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/22/26
...
azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
Godawful indian lodge
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
Exciting parlour gunner
  02/21/26
...
Sepia electric internal respiration
  02/23/26
...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
Bearded Wonderful Ticket Booth People Who Are Hurt
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
Godawful indian lodge
  02/23/26
...
azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
Stimulating bawdyhouse
  02/22/26
...
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
Honey-headed international law enforcement agency point
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
Honey-headed international law enforcement agency point
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
Godawful indian lodge
  02/21/26
...
azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor
  02/21/26
...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
diverse dark resort electric furnace
  02/21/26
...
maniacal cuck
  03/05/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
Pearly Drunken Mexican
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
clear university coffee pot
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
Fragrant Vermilion Range
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
Godawful indian lodge
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
Fragrant Vermilion Range
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
...
Fragrant Vermilion Range
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
Fragrant Vermilion Range
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
swollen piazza fanboi
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
White Messiness Locale
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
White Messiness Locale
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
swollen piazza fanboi
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
swollen piazza fanboi
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
swollen piazza fanboi
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
Sepia electric internal respiration
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
swollen piazza fanboi
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
house-broken fuchsia tanning salon
  02/23/26
Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
nighttime hall
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
Godawful indian lodge
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/23/26
...
laughsome spruce cruise ship
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
concupiscible library
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
slimy boltzmann
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
Provocative athletic conference locus
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
Fragrant Vermilion Range
  02/24/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/ She just got ...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  03/03/26
The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS
concupiscible library
  03/05/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/ This is one i...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  03/05/26
Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big ...
concupiscible library
  03/05/26
lcframpto 2h Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my care...
aggressive step-uncle's house background story
  03/05/26
faryal29 3h 👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I...
aggressive step-uncle's house background story
  03/05/26
sasha.spiers 1h This is such an original take, thank yo...
aggressive step-uncle's house background story
  03/05/26
isita_0707 1h You are such an inspiration!! What matt...
aggressive step-uncle's house background story
  03/05/26
“the lsats”
concupiscible library
  03/06/26
She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on O...
Richard Ames
  03/05/26
...
Big ruddy roommate temple
  03/05/26
Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genre...
maniacal cuck
  03/05/26
i appreciate your finding something nice to say about everyo...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  03/06/26
Some people appreciate scholarship and some don’t, wha...
maniacal cuck
  03/06/26
how Frutiger Aero of you
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  03/06/26
TY. I may DM this bitch a pic of my cock next to my old 1L p...
maniacal cuck
  03/06/26
do you have her contact info?
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  03/06/26
check out these videos from her birthday! https://www.i...
Multi-colored lake giraffe
  07/26/26


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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor

out the firm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Sepia electric internal respiration

must be some type of strange minority play

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: swollen piazza fanboi

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688807)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: maniacal cuck

Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719851)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

ice cream is 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Curious love of her life station

layers and layers of makeup.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: clear university coffee pot

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship

That's what's so crazy about this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Very tactful trailer park

Painted Harlot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: abusive vigorous center factory reset button

tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: alcoholic pale party of the first part



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship

Dare I say, tp?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged 180 theater stage

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Jet erotic senate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Bearded Wonderful Ticket Booth People Who Are Hurt

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: abusive vigorous center factory reset button

dude, i'm eating

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: french rehab windowlicker

What manner of mystery meat is this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: Very tactful trailer park

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: White Messiness Locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Provocative athletic conference locus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship

, if you can keep it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: concupiscible library

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed international law enforcement agency point

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Curious love of her life station

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Vibrant Lay

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Vermilion Range

great word ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Motley Kitty Stage

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: clear university coffee pot

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: clear university coffee pot

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

scholarship

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship

utility sex tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Godawful indian lodge

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Exciting parlour gunner

Tale as old as time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Sepia electric internal respiration



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Bearded Wonderful Ticket Booth People Who Are Hurt

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Godawful indian lodge

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Stimulating bawdyhouse

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Honey-headed international law enforcement agency point

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed international law enforcement agency point

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Godawful indian lodge

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: azure internet-worthy tattoo parlor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: diverse dark resort electric furnace

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49685762)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: maniacal cuck



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719856)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Pearly Drunken Mexican

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: clear university coffee pot

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship

Dare I say, preftigious?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Vermilion Range

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Godawful indian lodge

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Fragrant Vermilion Range

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Fragrant Vermilion Range



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Vermilion Range

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: swollen piazza fanboi

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: White Messiness Locale

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: White Messiness Locale

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: swollen piazza fanboi

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: swollen piazza fanboi

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

ozempic and valtrex

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: swollen piazza fanboi

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

oh yea good point, those too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Sepia electric internal respiration

and some oral antifungals

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: swollen piazza fanboi

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: house-broken fuchsia tanning salon

gorgeous girl!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: nighttime hall

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Godawful indian lodge

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: laughsome spruce cruise ship



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: concupiscible library

(Tiff the lawyer)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: slimy boltzmann

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Provocative athletic conference locus

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Vermilion Range

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49710714)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: concupiscible library

The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719821)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/

This is one if the worst things I’ve ever seen on social media. She likens big lawyers to nba players and says that “she” stays up until 3 am “closing a billion dollar deal.” Lmfao.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719632)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: concupiscible library

Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big law lawyers”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719825)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: aggressive step-uncle's house background story

lcframpto

2h

Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my career. It gives me a totally different satisfaction than the satisfaction I get from raising my kids and it makes me a better mom. I know you’re not a mom but if there was EVER a time for you to be career obsessed, it’s now. GET IT GIRL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719827)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: aggressive step-uncle's house background story

faryal29

3h

👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I felt when I was in big law. Excellence requires grit, determination, and TIME!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719830)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: aggressive step-uncle's house background story

sasha.spiers

1h

This is such an original take, thank you 👏. I'm sick of the anti hustle culture rhetoric. Sometimes you just need to dig deep if it lights you up, get it girl! 🔥

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719836)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: aggressive step-uncle's house background story

isita_0707

1h

You are such an inspiration!! What matters is your mental health and only YOU know your limits and boundaries. I got pregnant in grad school and had to go down to part time. I’m studying for the lsats and hopefully starting law school next year after I graduate with my masters 💅🏽

Having a kid didn’t slow me down, it was the accelerator I needed.

Like



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: concupiscible library

“the lsats”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49720693)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Richard Ames

She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on Onlyfans.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719852)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Big ruddy roommate temple



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719853)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: maniacal cuck

Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genrea of threading and I am here for it. That being said, rather than hate on this bitch I wanna say something positive: I like how she enjoys the teamwork of late night striving. I am a solo and I stay up late working all the time (after dicking around all day) but it's just me. I liked the camaraderie of everyone putting in late hours to get shit done like you're all in the shit together. Now I just vent on XO to other autistic kikes and turds that probably hate me and I have pretty much no one to commiserate with

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49719862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 7:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

i appreciate your finding something nice to say about everyone (even me), but there is NO redeeming quality about this bitch. she is a vile person in every respect.

she's clearly still in her 20s but has injected her face with botox (her lips don't move when she talks). she is a vapid fucking retard. has a vastly overinflated self-image (yes, Davis Polk is a preftigious firm indeed so good on her for making it there, but she is a nobody comma-chaser and is going to be pushed out by the time she's a 5-6th year associate and like i said above, we will be treated to "content" about her "life as in-house counsel for a F500 company" and of course it'll be identical to this bullshit: her walking around NYC, buying handbags, etc. but anyway, she clearly thinks that "she" is "closing deals" right alongside "the labron james of biglaw" or whatever nonsense she said in the latest video i poasted.)

can you imagine being a relationship with a person like this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49720290)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: maniacal cuck

Some people appreciate scholarship and some don’t, what can I say

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49720786)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

how Frutiger Aero of you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49720793)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: maniacal cuck

TY. I may DM this bitch a pic of my cock next to my old 1L property casebook

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49720813)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

do you have her contact info?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#49720827)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored lake giraffe

check out these videos from her birthday!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DbRMnZJSUAl/

https://www.instagram.com/p/DbRevHgtNJU/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2#50025656)