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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
provocative violent feces
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
alcoholic purple heaven stock car
  01/05/14
...
bespoke coldplay fan hall
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
provocative violent feces
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
provocative violent feces
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
provocative violent feces
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
provocative violent feces
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
fuchsia senate partner
  06/25/12
...
flatulent gold location doctorate
  06/25/12
Jesus
ruby wagecucks love of her life
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Claret national nibblets
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
judgmental azure stage antidepressant drug
  08/02/12
crying
talented domesticated water buffalo fat ankles
  08/29/12
...
Light selfie place of business
  02/22/13
...
free-loading emerald filthpig haunted graveyard
  08/21/13
lost my shit
spectacular hell
  03/19/14
...
Trip Copper Affirmative Action Keepsake Machete
  06/27/14
...
Learning disabled obsidian old irish cottage abode
  06/27/14
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Aromatic base
  09/14/17
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Razzle Windowlicker
  07/20/18
...
Razzle Windowlicker
  02/09/19
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Plum native foreskin
  07/11/19
...
Peach big pisswyrm
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
adventurous step-uncle's house
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
provocative violent feces
  06/25/12
cop
flatulent gold location doctorate
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
flatulent gold location doctorate
  06/25/12
...
fuchsia senate partner
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
drunken pea-brained international law enforcement agency
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
slippery useless brakes
  08/02/12
...
hairraiser yellow tank
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
blue puppy
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Fragrant gas station
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
flatulent gold location doctorate
  06/25/12
...
Marvelous mother
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
flatulent gold location doctorate
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
slippery useless brakes
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Crystalline appetizing plaza twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/13
...
provocative violent feces
  06/25/12
...
passionate nubile nowag
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Arousing Point Tattoo
  06/25/12
...
hairraiser yellow tank
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Motley greedy sanctuary giraffe
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
provocative violent feces
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
carnelian kitchen
  06/25/12
...
provocative violent feces
  06/26/12
...
hairraiser yellow tank
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Magenta market potus
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
provocative violent feces
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Offensive wonderful ceo circlehead
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
chrome office black woman
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
provocative violent feces
  08/02/12
...
provocative violent feces
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
judgmental azure stage antidepressant drug
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
slippery useless brakes
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
slippery useless brakes
  08/02/12
...
Orange immigrant
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
provocative violent feces
  08/02/12
...
Violet elite bawdyhouse
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
slippery useless brakes
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
chrome office black woman
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
provocative violent feces
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
slippery useless brakes
  08/06/12
Cr
White cracking liquid oxygen
  08/06/12
...
slippery useless brakes
  08/08/12
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Orange immigrant
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
beady-eyed institution yarmulke
  08/20/12
...
Orange immigrant
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
provocative violent feces
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
free-loading emerald filthpig haunted graveyard
  08/21/13
...
slippery useless brakes
  02/22/13
...
hairraiser yellow tank
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
free-loading emerald filthpig haunted graveyard
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Crystalline appetizing plaza twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
free-loading emerald filthpig haunted graveyard
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Trip Copper Affirmative Action Keepsake Machete
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Crystalline appetizing plaza twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Aphrodisiac Site Juggernaut
  08/21/13
180
hairraiser yellow tank
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
hairraiser yellow tank
  09/30/13
...
hairraiser yellow tank
  12/24/13
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hairraiser yellow tank
  01/05/14
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  03/19/14
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charismatic abnormal elastic band tanning salon
  06/25/14
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Trip Copper Affirmative Action Keepsake Machete
  06/27/14
...
boyish low-t hominid theatre
  07/22/14
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Razzle-dazzle dopamine faggot firefighter
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Razzle-dazzle dopamine faggot firefighter
  08/04/14
...
jag
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
lascivious hateful church building
  12/08/14
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slippery useless brakes
  12/11/14
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Dashing cobalt stain field
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
nyuug
  08/12/15
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soggy mischievous library
  07/29/16
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swashbuckling nofapping piazza
  11/03/16
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Slimy stage turdskin
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
brilliant out-of-control french chef mediation
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Gaped indian lodge
  09/15/17
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Dashing cobalt stain field
  05/20/17
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slippery useless brakes
  06/27/17
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Dashing cobalt stain field
  07/29/17
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thriller sienna stead
  10/01/17
...
Magenta market potus
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Sick shrine telephone
  01/29/18
where did he go
Odious Buff Friendly Grandma
  01/29/18
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Misunderstood laughsome property
  05/14/18
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Magenta market potus
  08/16/18
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racy jet shitlib parlor
  01/25/19
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ferengi
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Walnut main people
  05/26/19
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buck-toothed vermilion orchestra pit
  08/08/19
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exciting stag film
  02/19/20
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Peach big pisswyrm
  08/27/21
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Brass stirring masturbator
  07/16/22
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Electric idea he suggested school
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
multi-colored orchid half-breed
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
180 silver theater
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
multi-colored orchid half-breed
  06/26/26
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ferengi
  11/14/26
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gookraper1488
  11/14/26


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: alcoholic purple heaven stock car

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: bespoke coldplay fan hall



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: fuchsia senate partner

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: flatulent gold location doctorate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: ruby wagecucks love of her life

Jesus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Claret national nibblets

literally rofling

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: judgmental azure stage antidepressant drug

LOL just LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: talented domesticated water buffalo fat ankles

crying

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Light selfie place of business



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: free-loading emerald filthpig haunted graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: spectacular hell

lost my shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Trip Copper Affirmative Action Keepsake Machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Learning disabled obsidian old irish cottage abode



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Aromatic base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Razzle Windowlicker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Razzle Windowlicker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Plum native foreskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Peach big pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: adventurous step-uncle's house

God I’m old.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: flatulent gold location doctorate

cop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: flatulent gold location doctorate

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: fuchsia senate partner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: drunken pea-brained international law enforcement agency

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: slippery useless brakes

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: hairraiser yellow tank



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: blue puppy

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Fragrant gas station

TITC xo career retrospective

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: flatulent gold location doctorate

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous mother



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: flatulent gold location doctorate

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: slippery useless brakes

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Crystalline appetizing plaza twinkling uncleanness

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: provocative violent feces



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: passionate nubile nowag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Arousing Point Tattoo

how does he do it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow tank



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Motley greedy sanctuary giraffe

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: carnelian kitchen

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

lol friend of mine drove from ny to fl to see christinamodel

In only 13 years I will have an investment property paid off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: provocative violent feces



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow tank



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Magenta market potus

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

FUCK Torts exam tomorrow morning haven't read SHIT HELP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Offensive wonderful ceo circlehead

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: chrome office black woman

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: provocative violent feces



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: judgmental azure stage antidepressant drug

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: slippery useless brakes

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: slippery useless brakes

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Orange immigrant



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

Much love for the shout, Box.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Violet elite bawdyhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: slippery useless brakes

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: chrome office black woman

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: provocative violent feces

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: slippery useless brakes

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: White cracking liquid oxygen

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: slippery useless brakes



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Orange immigrant



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed institution yarmulke

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Orange immigrant



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: provocative violent feces

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: free-loading emerald filthpig haunted graveyard

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: slippery useless brakes



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: hairraiser yellow tank



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: free-loading emerald filthpig haunted graveyard

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Crystalline appetizing plaza twinkling uncleanness

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

Genetic Defect: man born with deer head

HOLY FUCK NOT FLAME THERE IS A FUCKIN DEER IN MY HIOUSE



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: free-loading emerald filthpig haunted graveyard

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Trip Copper Affirmative Action Keepsake Machete

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Crystalline appetizing plaza twinkling uncleanness

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Site Juggernaut

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow tank

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow tank

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow tank



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: hairraiser yellow tank



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: bright nudist resort azn



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: charismatic abnormal elastic band tanning salon

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Trip Copper Affirmative Action Keepsake Machete



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: boyish low-t hominid theatre



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dopamine faggot firefighter



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dopamine faggot firefighter

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: jag



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: lascivious hateful church building

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: slippery useless brakes



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Dashing cobalt stain field



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: soggy mischievous library



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling nofapping piazza



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Slimy stage turdskin



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: brilliant out-of-control french chef mediation

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Gaped indian lodge

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Dashing cobalt stain field



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: slippery useless brakes



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Dashing cobalt stain field



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: thriller sienna stead



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Magenta market potus



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Sick shrine telephone

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Odious Buff Friendly Grandma

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood laughsome property



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Walnut main people

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: multi-colored orchid half-breed

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: 180 silver theater

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: multi-colored orchid half-breed

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:38 PM
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