i will CONSIDER this request in the future, but i have covid rn and haven't showered and feel gross. no promises, but if i'm ever in the mood to take lewds for the internet, i MIGHT do this. probably without the "i <3" cuz i'm in a relationship.
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:31 PM Author: zippy vibrant jewess
Hey ignore the haters talking shit about you, you're making music while nearly everyone else here listens to a balding boomer yell at them about misplaced commas before going home to listen to their balding wife yell at them about a misplaced extension cord
well actually i take that back, since it's WFH everywhere these days, they're getting yelled at by both all day, there's no commute where they get a break
Date: January 28th, 2022 10:59 PM Author: spectacular opaque community account
Before this poast I was genuinely going to rate you as thus: you have somehow tapped into a very sexual identity. You are somehow hotter than you were at Brown. It's totally the moody vampire shtick. I think we are all thinking about the kooky fantasy outfits you would wear, or how you would try to suck us off under the table during a work call. You're what's missing in a lot of married men's lives, the excitement and thrill of sex. You seem like the type who would go all the way down on a cock and throat that shit to completion. We are all wondering where that missing element of sensual intrigue is in our lives. Tl;dr it's a buy.
thank you! yeah i was just saying to someone today that the #1 trick to glowing up is finding a style that works for you. in my case, i owe some of it to my lazy bum ex; he was an altboi with great style and he turned me onto some cool brands and inspired me to step up my fashion game. i didn't realize it was a sexual vibe, so that's really interesting to hear! i just like it aesthetically and like that it's a lil unique.
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:12 PM Author: spectacular opaque community account
Well it helps that you have a great bod too and aren't a gigafat. You already know you have great cans and don't pretend like you don't know what you're doing poasting nude mirror selfies talking about vampire titties or w/e.
But honestly the goth/emo/alt shtick is catnip for UMC desk jockey 30 something whites and azns. We all grew up at a time that was hip and then grunge went away when SOCIAL MEDIA went glam. So we all have unfulfilled busty devil girl fantasies we just need to complete before we die. Good job.
i go to oo-kook a lot but ugh SO many great korean restaurants.
i don't go clubbing per se, but for going out, the brass monkey is lots of fun. karaoke every night! and R Bar is pretty chill and has good food. never been to break room!!
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:00 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
it's impossible to rate objectively. you're too much of a splitter. some dudes would do anything for you because you're a hot metal chick. others would not touch you with a ten foot pole. tbf, this is the best place to be. being "everyone's cup of tea" isn't a good thing. better to have a smaller population be REALLY into you.
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:08 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
i'm definitely glancing at your dick. but if it's tiny it will remain between us. if it's a hog i will definitely drop hints on the bort so people know you're packing.
that's my overall desirability as a mate with all those factors? i mean, it's a high number, so thank you! i just didn't expect to see a rating out of 10... not sure what format i expected to be rated in, though
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:16 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
personality matters a great deal too.
it is funny she keeps mentioning income though. this is about the most i would want my partner making. no dude cares about your income unless they're a loser. the only reason i wouldn't want it higher is that the higher it goes the more likely they are to be a gc career shrew. i'm sure some chill 400k/yr chicks exist, but most of the ones i know are insufferable.
ok, what if i clarify that i have a cushy, stress-free WFH programming job and never work more than 40hr? the point is that i have plenty of disposable income
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:25 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
yeah that would be ideal. but i wouldn't care if you made 50k or 500k (well, maybe at that level would be a huge plus if you're ok with me being a house husband).
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:24 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
agreed. i used to look for an "equal" partner i.e. someone that is career focused and educated as me. as time goes on that becomes less and less of a consideration. and people that are at my level give me pause. i'd rather have someone that is very smart but dedicated to nonprofit or art or something. i don't want to date some career focused finance or law chick.
some doctors i've dated seem cool despite being highly accomplished with high income.
i didn't think i had to clarify that i'm not a careerist shrew lol... i didn't specify the salary as some kind of status thing (nor was it me taking personal pride in my salary, in which case it would have gone under the "personality" bullet point). the point is that i can spend $$ with reckless abandon, which guys usually appreciate
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:32 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
we're not talking about you but how a woman's income factors in generally.
i'm just saying the higher the income the more likely that the are a career shrew. again, there's probably some genius coders or w/e making millions that are chill af. and i know people making $50k and all they talk about is their job. i'm just saying, the higher the income goes the more likely that they're a career shrew and insufferable. so, if we're looking at your stats on paper and trying to judge them objectively, i think you're at a great level. but it's pretty much a nonfactor unless it's $0 or at a level that indicates shrewness.
oh yeah sure i know all that, i've spent enough time on the internet to know allll about careerist shrews and how deluded they are blah blah blah, i really just thought in my case it was a lil bonus that i make $$
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:43 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
i guess i'm just thinking of the perspective of myself right now.
when i was 30 it meant a great deal, and not having to pay for everything was a huge plus. so, with dudes around your age, i could see it being a huge plus. thinking back, it often was for me too.
edit: also, as far as career shrews, i'm talking about a very specific type of woman. a cool coder chick probably doesn't fall in the mix. i'm talking about 30s, 40s chicks in paper pushing jobs that take it super seriously and don't see what wild flame it is and will talk for 16 hours about comma placement.
yeah, we do have to consider that my pool is dudes my age down to 6 years younger (apparently!); my income generally wouldn't matter as much to professionals in their late 30s
i'm not saying it's a BIG deal but almost every guy i date mentions that my financial situation is a plus. i guess it's different when you're a lawyer already making a fuckton, but guys making 5 figures or low 6 figures (i.e., most guys) are always gonna be thankful for the amount i can contribute to the relationship lol.
OH BUT ACTUALLY!!! i did have an fwb get PISSED when he found out i made as much as him. i mean, he acted like he was joking about being mad, but he was definitely mad, and then he left shortly after even tho it was the middle of the night and we didn't fuck. well, THAT was probably the reason, but
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:29 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
both of these groups of dudes sound like complete faggots lol.
i guess because of my income idc if the woman contributes much to the relationship until it gets exclusive. at that point if they have a good career i appreciate them picking up the check sometimes. once things progress to actual relationship territory it's good to know for future plans. beyond that ljl.
ya i mean guys think it's refreshing that i can cover dinner sometimes or spontaneously order us $80 of indian food on postmates or whatever. a lot of guys are used to paying all the time and are thankful for the break. plus we can just do whatever we want, like drop $700 to go to that emo festival in october w/o batting an eye
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:46 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
yeah i take it back. i'm thinking too much about where i am not and now where i was 30 and younger. back then having someone that made good money would be a huge plus.
Date: January 28th, 2022 11:14 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
you're taking a big hit in an objective ranking because tons of button up types would never even consider you no matter how hot you are.
otoh, let's say 10% of the pop would say that you're a 10/10 dream girl. that's all that really matters. it's much better to be THE PERFECT PERSON to a group of people than everyone thinking you're an 8.5 or 9 or whatever. better to be a the exact thing a lot of people are looking for rather than being highly above average but not perfect.
Hah cmon is that really your self-described personality pros and cons?
Biggest pro is that you’re smart, incl in a sort of wry/“online” way that is rare for women.
Defer to your therapist for biggest cons, but I’m assuming it’s some flavor of diagnosed mental illness like BPD, which manifests most acutely in romantic relationships
Date: January 29th, 2022 12:12 AM Author: aromatic depressive
To be fair,
(Devout Apostolic Christian man who just wants to sincerely deepen his newfound love for Jesus Christ and is definitely not an ethnic Jew from Los Angeles)
Date: January 29th, 2022 1:16 PM Author: beady-eyed den sandwich
the box is such a perfect example of what XO identified in that mega thread circa 2019: an aging 6-7 depending on tastes who has been driven insane by the odd dual existence of attractive dudes being perfectly willing to pound her out and humor her ego in order to cum in/on her but simultaneously too busted and unfeminine (and mildly on the spectrum in her case) to actually lock down a decent quality partner. over time this seems to cause some kind of psyche brain damage and here she is begging lonely internet randos to click on “lewds” in 2022.
she has also been arrested and thrown out of school for making violent threats and otherwise completely losing her mind, in case you think any of that is hyperbole.