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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
pale indecent station
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
lilac lodge
  01/05/14
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exciting mauve step-uncle's house
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
pale indecent station
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
pale indecent station
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
pale indecent station
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
pale indecent station
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Indigo corner
  06/25/12
...
Diverse fluffy chapel
  06/25/12
Jesus
Adventurous Peach Hominid Roast Beef
  06/25/12
literally rofling
impressive gaped casino
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Spectacular chartreuse temple circlehead
  08/02/12
crying
Exhilarant indian lodge
  08/29/12
...
translucent big forum dopamine
  02/22/13
...
Flushed Resort
  08/21/13
lost my shit
bonkers queen of the night theater stage
  03/19/14
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Lascivious well-lubricated indirect expression private investor
  06/27/14
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Ivory goal in life church building
  06/27/14
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Grizzly piazza idiot
  09/14/17
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Motley rehab
  07/20/18
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Motley rehab
  02/09/19
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cream curious range
  07/11/19
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metal location nowag
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Cruel-hearted market feces
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
pale indecent station
  06/25/12
cop
Diverse fluffy chapel
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Diverse fluffy chapel
  06/25/12
...
Indigo corner
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
glittery jew
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Crusty heady pervert
  08/02/12
...
Know-it-all lay
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
impertinent ladyboy
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Talented spot coffee pot
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Diverse fluffy chapel
  06/25/12
...
Balding sweet tailpipe field
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Diverse fluffy chapel
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Crusty heady pervert
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Apoplectic House-broken Locus
  08/21/13
...
pale indecent station
  06/25/12
...
bronze mischievous people who are hurt property
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Dashing at-the-ready gas station international law enforcement agency
  06/25/12
...
Know-it-all lay
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Floppy nudist cuckold
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
pale indecent station
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
bright flickering death wish travel guidebook
  06/25/12
...
pale indecent station
  06/26/12
...
Know-it-all lay
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
tantric yapping candlestick maker brunch
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
pale indecent station
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
vengeful sooty business firm
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
razzmatazz self-absorbed pozpig parlor
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
pale indecent station
  08/02/12
...
pale indecent station
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Spectacular chartreuse temple circlehead
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Crusty heady pervert
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Crusty heady pervert
  08/02/12
...
Arousing Chad Macaca
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
pale indecent station
  08/02/12
...
chocolate fear-inspiring party of the first part
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Crusty heady pervert
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
razzmatazz self-absorbed pozpig parlor
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
pale indecent station
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Crusty heady pervert
  08/06/12
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  08/06/12
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  08/08/12
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Arousing Chad Macaca
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Adulterous irradiated ratface
  08/20/12
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Arousing Chad Macaca
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Flushed Resort
  08/21/13
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Crusty heady pervert
  02/22/13
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Know-it-all lay
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Flushed Resort
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Apoplectic House-broken Locus
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Flushed Resort
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Lascivious well-lubricated indirect expression private investor
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Apoplectic House-broken Locus
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Vigorous set genital piercing
  08/21/13
180
Know-it-all lay
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
Know-it-all lay
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
irate crawly therapy
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jag
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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  12/08/14
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Crusty heady pervert
  12/11/14
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aromatic garrison striped hyena
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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embarrassed to the bone address depressive
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Massive den milk
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Disrespectful Black Woman
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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aromatic garrison striped hyena
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Crusty heady pervert
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aromatic garrison striped hyena
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  10/01/17
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tantric yapping candlestick maker brunch
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
haunting turdskin quadroon
  01/29/18
where did he go
abusive parlour really tough guy
  01/29/18
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tantric yapping candlestick maker brunch
  08/16/18
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  01/25/19
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ferengi
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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metal location nowag
  08/27/21
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flesh love of her life institution
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
sable marvelous electric furnace
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
Boyish kitty cat
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
sable marvelous electric furnace
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Poast new message in this thread



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: pale indecent station

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: lilac lodge

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: exciting mauve step-uncle's house



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: pale indecent station

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: pale indecent station

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: pale indecent station

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: pale indecent station

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Indigo corner

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Diverse fluffy chapel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Adventurous Peach Hominid Roast Beef

Jesus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: impressive gaped casino

literally rofling

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Spectacular chartreuse temple circlehead

LOL just LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge

crying

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: translucent big forum dopamine



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Flushed Resort



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: bonkers queen of the night theater stage

lost my shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Lascivious well-lubricated indirect expression private investor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Ivory goal in life church building



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Grizzly piazza idiot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Motley rehab



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Motley rehab



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: cream curious range



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: metal location nowag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted market feces

God I’m old.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: pale indecent station

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Diverse fluffy chapel

cop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Diverse fluffy chapel

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Indigo corner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: glittery jew

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Crusty heady pervert

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Know-it-all lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: impertinent ladyboy

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Talented spot coffee pot

TITC xo career retrospective

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Diverse fluffy chapel

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Balding sweet tailpipe field



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Diverse fluffy chapel

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Crusty heady pervert

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Apoplectic House-broken Locus

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: pale indecent station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: bronze mischievous people who are hurt property



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Dashing at-the-ready gas station international law enforcement agency

how does he do it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Floppy nudist cuckold

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: pale indecent station

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: bright flickering death wish travel guidebook

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

lol friend of mine drove from ny to fl to see christinamodel

In only 13 years I will have an investment property paid off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: pale indecent station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Know-it-all lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: tantric yapping candlestick maker brunch

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: pale indecent station

FUCK Torts exam tomorrow morning haven't read SHIT HELP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: vengeful sooty business firm

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz self-absorbed pozpig parlor

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: pale indecent station

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: pale indecent station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Spectacular chartreuse temple circlehead

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Crusty heady pervert

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Crusty heady pervert

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Arousing Chad Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: pale indecent station

Much love for the shout, Box.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: chocolate fear-inspiring party of the first part



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Crusty heady pervert

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz self-absorbed pozpig parlor

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: pale indecent station

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Crusty heady pervert

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: racy theatre hissy fit

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Crusty heady pervert



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Arousing Chad Macaca



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Adulterous irradiated ratface

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Arousing Chad Macaca



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: pale indecent station

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Flushed Resort

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Crusty heady pervert



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Know-it-all lay



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Flushed Resort

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Apoplectic House-broken Locus

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

Genetic Defect: man born with deer head

HOLY FUCK NOT FLAME THERE IS A FUCKIN DEER IN MY HIOUSE



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Flushed Resort

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Lascivious well-lubricated indirect expression private investor

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Apoplectic House-broken Locus

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Vigorous set genital piercing

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all lay

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all lay

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all lay



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all lay



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: laughsome abode



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Coral hot fat ankles

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Lascivious well-lubricated indirect expression private investor



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: irate crawly therapy



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: irate crawly therapy

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: jag



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: clear telephone

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Crusty heady pervert



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: aromatic garrison striped hyena



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Black passionate legend pistol



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone address depressive



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Massive den milk



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful Black Woman

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Free-loading razzle-dazzle stock car toilet seat

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: aromatic garrison striped hyena



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Crusty heady pervert



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: aromatic garrison striped hyena



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: light codepig



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: tantric yapping candlestick maker brunch



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: haunting turdskin quadroon

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: abusive parlour really tough guy

where did he go

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Author: Lake cerebral friendly grandma juggernaut



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Crystalline magical doctorate

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Vivacious mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: sable marvelous electric furnace

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Boyish kitty cat

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: sable marvelous electric furnace

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: ferengi



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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: gookraper1488 (✅🍑)



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