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10th yr biglaw associate diagnosed w terminal cancer, 3 months

Ouch
sexy doctorate corner
  03/10/15
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jet soul-stirring base
  03/10/15
wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice
Burgundy Mental Disorder
  03/10/15
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sexy doctorate corner
  03/10/15
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jet soul-stirring base
  03/10/15
180 Made me LOL Thx
wonderful umber codepig
  03/10/15
Shit
heady high-end institution
  03/10/15
sheeeeeeeeeeit
comical athletic conference
  03/10/15
Lol
dull milk
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razzle topaz hairy legs
  03/11/15
lol shit
cerise pungent church
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bisexual honey-headed hospital azn
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thirsty angry kitty weed whacker
  03/11/15
JFC
Appetizing amethyst macaca sweet tailpipe
  03/11/15
seriously hope he transitions that shit fast
Buff Deranged Cumskin Address
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Indecent confused queen of the night
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Milky trip jew
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multi-colored zombie-like tanning salon
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Aromatic dilemma
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Stimulating Onyx Step-uncle's House
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180^180
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pink spot volcanic crater
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overrated stage
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Dark resort party of the first part
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khaki buck-toothed sandwich
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multi-colored zombie-like tanning salon
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  03/27/21
one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to ...
coiffed electric parlor hunting ground
  03/10/15
After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-...
Burgundy Mental Disorder
  03/10/15
Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.
heady high-end institution
  03/10/15
180 moniker
Disrespectful Field
  03/11/15
Ty friend.
heady high-end institution
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bisexual honey-headed hospital azn
  03/11/15
This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is bigla...
Aphrodisiac underhanded fortuitous meteor stain
  03/11/15
"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in...
idiotic talented plaza
  03/10/15
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Bat-shit-crazy Theater Cuckoldry
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Scarlet bateful home
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heady high-end institution
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bisexual honey-headed hospital azn
  03/11/15
fuck this gay earth
Appetizing amethyst macaca sweet tailpipe
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Swashbuckling Temple
  07/15/15
[Associate], I just heard the terrible news. Please acce...
flesh range
  03/10/15
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Bat-shit-crazy Theater Cuckoldry
  03/10/15
i want to murder all biglawyers
multi-colored zombie-like tanning salon
  03/10/15
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dull milk
  03/10/15
actual email
stubborn sanctuary
  03/11/15
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Appetizing amethyst macaca sweet tailpipe
  03/11/15
[Associate], Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind...
Burgundy Mental Disorder
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Histrionic striped hyena
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overrated stage
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Irate submissive psychic dingle berry
  04/11/15
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Indecent confused queen of the night
  04/13/15
this is unnervingly pitch perfect
Orange Nibblets Locus
  10/14/15
Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partne...
overrated stage
  04/12/16
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hairraiser cruise ship ladyboy
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overrated stage
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khaki buck-toothed sandwich
  08/03/20
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jet soul-stirring base
  08/15/20
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khaki buck-toothed sandwich
  03/27/21
Team: As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diag...
pink spot volcanic crater
  03/10/15
Big out of pocket in the sky just beautiful.
heady high-end institution
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pink spot volcanic crater
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Galvanic Mediation
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motley lodge
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Titillating site
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costumed locale philosopher-king
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Vigorous keepsake machete space
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NeumannMorgenste
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Lmao
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Fragrant idiot kitty cat
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sexy doctorate corner
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stubborn sanctuary
  03/11/15
180
fuchsia voyeur
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Cordovan persian heaven
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Irate submissive psychic dingle berry
  04/11/15
pukes
Buff Deranged Cumskin Address
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Indecent confused queen of the night
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Mint mentally impaired bawdyhouse ape
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Milky trip jew
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Histrionic striped hyena
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Cordovan persian heaven
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jet soul-stirring base
  08/15/20
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khaki buck-toothed sandwich
  03/27/21
Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate
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pink spot volcanic crater
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Histrionic striped hyena
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heady high-end institution
  03/10/15
Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk...
flickering hyperactive school trump supporter
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lol wtf, gonna need more details here
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"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I d...
flickering hyperactive school trump supporter
  03/11/15
JFC.
thirsty angry kitty weed whacker
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Alcoholic Shaky Nursing Home Ceo
  03/11/15
he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind
Burgundy Mental Disorder
  03/11/15
Well, ... yeah ...
Exhilarant Meetinghouse Therapy
  03/10/15
please describe
cerise pungent church
  03/11/15
LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some ...
Harsh duck-like abode
  03/11/15
Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?
Pale crackhouse coldplay fan
  03/11/15
Pit bull mauling, actually
bisexual honey-headed hospital azn
  03/11/15
lol
Indecent confused queen of the night
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Fiercely-loyal Indigo Hominid
  08/15/20
You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a midd...
thirsty angry kitty weed whacker
  03/11/15
what if he was up for partner in 2 months?
bearded library
  03/10/15
No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up st...
Fragrant idiot kitty cat
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Histrionic striped hyena
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Arousing center international law enforcement agency
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pink spot volcanic crater
  03/11/15
it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer
idiotic talented plaza
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Burgundy Mental Disorder
  03/15/15
brunch cancer is worse
multi-colored zombie-like tanning salon
  04/11/15
:=)
avocado jap
  10/12/15
whoa
Milky trip jew
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Milky trip jew
  04/12/16
... and they say xo femposters aren't funny!
lurid anal narrative
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Burgundy Mental Disorder
  03/10/15
god's work ITT
Citrine regret theatre
  03/11/15
Lol look what I started
sexy doctorate corner
  03/11/15
To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it http://autoadmit.c...
Hot Brunch
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sexy doctorate corner
  03/11/15
And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmu...
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Appetizing amethyst macaca sweet tailpipe
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As the reality sets in, tears begin to well in his sunken ey...
supple big-titted stead
  04/11/15
A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of h...
Burgundy Mental Disorder
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The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an ex...
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Burgundy Mental Disorder
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Adulterous adventurous factory reset button casino
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but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul&q...
Buff Deranged Cumskin Address
  10/14/15
lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action...
lurid anal narrative
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Burgundy Mental Disorder
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pink spot volcanic crater
  07/15/15
Next flight to Amsterdam / Thailand
Mildly Autistic Startling Parlour Friendly Grandma
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sexy doctorate corner
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Took the risk averse route: lost.
exciting godawful principal's office
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chocolate fantasy-prone goyim
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After delivering the eulogy, the minister asks those gathere...
Swashbuckling Temple
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Arousing center international law enforcement agency
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magenta tripping internal respiration
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sexy doctorate corner
  10/12/15
180's all around
Orange Nibblets Locus
  10/14/15
On balance, in balance.
Histrionic striped hyena
  10/14/15
So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick...
rebellious twisted national
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khaki buck-toothed sandwich
  12/08/15
this is really one of the darkest threads on XO
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pink spot volcanic crater
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khaki buck-toothed sandwich
  08/03/20
Update?
supple big-titted stead
  08/03/20
He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his h...
Citrine regret theatre
  08/15/20
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jet soul-stirring base
  04/20/21
Can you ask a Summer Associate to research NIH clinical tria...
vibrant trailer park dragon
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jet soul-stirring base
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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: sexy doctorate corner

Ouch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466751)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: jet soul-stirring base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466761)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:51 PM
Author: Burgundy Mental Disorder

wow he could've given the rest of the team more notice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466766)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: sexy doctorate corner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466790)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: jet soul-stirring base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466858)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: wonderful umber codepig

180

Made me LOL

Thx

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466958)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: heady high-end institution

Shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467021)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: comical athletic conference

sheeeeeeeeeeit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467039)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: dull milk

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467702)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: razzle topaz hairy legs



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468335)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: cerise pungent church

lol shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27468338)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: bisexual honey-headed hospital azn



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469735)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: thirsty angry kitty weed whacker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470895)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Appetizing amethyst macaca sweet tailpipe

JFC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470906)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Buff Deranged Cumskin Address

seriously

hope he transitions that shit fast

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27673245)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Indecent confused queen of the night



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685337)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Milky trip jew



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334226)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: multi-colored zombie-like tanning salon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28334238)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Aromatic dilemma



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28335785)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Stimulating Onyx Step-uncle's House



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963089)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 7:29 AM
Author: wonderful umber codepig

180^180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963623)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: pink spot volcanic crater



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#29691986)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: overrated stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258468)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Dark resort party of the first part



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258492)



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: khaki buck-toothed sandwich



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#40699146)



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:31 AM
Author: multi-colored zombie-like tanning salon



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Date: March 27th, 2021 3:20 AM
Author: Spectacular patrolman stage



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: coiffed electric parlor hunting ground

one year later, his widow gasps as his blackberry buzzes to life.

Another urgent email from a partner

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466811)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Mental Disorder

After the funeral, his wife sends him a heartfelt goodbye e-mail, knowing rationally he wouldn't read it but secretly hoping they have blackberry's in heaven...within an instant - a reply! Could it be? Is this real? Scrambling on her phone she opens it....

"I will be out of the office from Mar 9th onwards indefinitely, for urgent matters please contact [senior associate] or if unreachable [Partner] ... Thanks and sorry for any inconvenience!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467111)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: heady high-end institution

Rate God and the arch Angels as a law firm.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467125)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful Field

180 moniker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473237)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: heady high-end institution

Ty friend.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27493363)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: bisexual honey-headed hospital azn



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469736)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac underhanded fortuitous meteor stain

This was awesome. Would be a perfect 180 if sender is biglaw shrew workwife instead of IRL wife, who would obviously be too busy spending the life ins money with/on Darnell.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470878)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: idiotic talented plaza

"excellent, this review project I'd like to rope you in on should only take about 2.5 months if we work diligently. please call me first thing in the AM to discuss."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466816)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Theater Cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466829)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Scarlet bateful home



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: heady high-end institution



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27467024)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: bisexual honey-headed hospital azn



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469738)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Appetizing amethyst macaca sweet tailpipe

fuck this gay earth

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470916)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Temple



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: flesh range

[Associate],

I just heard the terrible news. Please accept my sincere condolences. On a business front, however, I feel compelled to ask for planning/transitioning purposes: are you going to be undergoing any course of treatment? If so, please touch base with me at your earliest convenience (I understand if you need to take the rest of the day, tomorrow morning is fine) to discuss whether you might be able to work around treatment days for any period of time, or whether we will need to immediately restaff [X] and [Y] matters.

Thanks again in advance and my condolences once more,

[Partner]

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466824)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Theater Cuckoldry



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:04 PM
Author: multi-colored zombie-like tanning salon

i want to murder all biglawyers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27466894)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: dull milk



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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: stubborn sanctuary

actual email

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27469749)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: Appetizing amethyst macaca sweet tailpipe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27470921)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Burgundy Mental Disorder

[Associate],

Sorry - one more thing - just want to remind you that the firm will of course happily reimburse you for any wifi fees in the hospital for your firm issued laptop in case you had any concern about that.

Best and again condolences/thanks in advance,

[Partner]

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27473194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Histrionic striped hyena



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: overrated stage



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Irate submissive psychic dingle berry



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Indecent confused queen of the night



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#27685345)



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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Orange Nibblets Locus

this is unnervingly pitch perfect

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#28963087)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: overrated stage

Correct. It captures the fact that on some level, the partner is aware of how insane his question is, but that he doesn't have the levels of empathy (not even empathy--he really does feel kinda bad, but he's helped train himself to think in the twisted logics of a business organization) to not go there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827071&forum_id=2#30258489)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship ladyboy



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:16 PM
Author: overrated stage



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Date: August 3rd, 2020 10:03 AM
Author: khaki buck-toothed sandwich



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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: jet soul-stirring base



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Date: March 27th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: khaki buck-toothed sandwich



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: pink spot volcanic crater

Team:

As many of you know, I received an unfortunate diagnosis this week. The treatment may zap my strength and rid me of the hair I have left, but I am committed to do my part on the Lunesto transaction until I depart for the big out of pocket in the sky.

Leolenin: please check for change of control provisions in those docs by COB

Thank all for the concern



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: heady high-end institution

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:28 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:33 AM
Author: razzle topaz hairy legs

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:16 PM
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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:58 PM
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Date: June 20th, 2015 12:41 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:23 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:17 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: stirring bearded school cafeteria mood

Jesus fucking Christ, this thread is not inaccurate

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Date: March 11th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: pink spot volcanic crater



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:12 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:23 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:29 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: heady high-end institution



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: flickering hyperactive school trump supporter

Judge for whom i clerked talked INCESSANT shit about a clerk who got cancer and left clerkship 4 months early.

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling multi-billionaire

lol wtf, gonna need more details here

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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: flickering hyperactive school trump supporter

"Lots of people keep working while they get chemo. I don't know why she couldn't"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: thirsty angry kitty weed whacker

JFC.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Burgundy Mental Disorder

he's a lawyer of course he didn't speak his mind

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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Meetinghouse Therapy

Well, ... yeah ...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: cerise pungent church

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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:21 AM
Author: Harsh duck-like abode

LOL. judge who I clerked for did the exact same thing. Some guy two years before me got lymphoma and quit and the judge was all...."only clerk I ever had who left early, and they caught it real early and he was fine. Can't believe he did that. He's still alive and practing by the way." this was eleven years ago. I subsequntly met the guy at some annual clerks luncheon and then had a couple of cases against him later on. We became friendly. I went to his funeral in 2012.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: Pale crackhouse coldplay fan

Did he die from lymphoma? Or something else?

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: bisexual honey-headed hospital azn

Pit bull mauling, actually

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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Indecent confused queen of the night

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2020 3:44 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:57 PM
Author: thirsty angry kitty weed whacker

You certainly know how to craft a story. A beginning, a middle and an END.

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: bearded library

what if he was up for partner in 2 months?

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: Fragrant idiot kitty cat

No point in BREAKFAST if you're just going to vomit it up straight away.

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 1:06 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:36 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:44 PM
Author: idiotic talented plaza

it's extra rough if you have lunch cancer

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Date: March 15th, 2015 8:52 AM
Author: Burgundy Mental Disorder



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: multi-colored zombie-like tanning salon

brunch cancer is worse

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Date: October 12th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: avocado jap

:=)

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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Milky trip jew

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:24 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:58 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:37 AM
Author: Citrine regret theatre

god's work ITT

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Date: March 11th, 2015 8:28 AM
Author: sexy doctorate corner

Lol look what I started

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:38 PM
Author: Hot Brunch

To be fair, the 'ouch' really makes it

*doesnt exist for millions of years. Is born. Works biglaw. Dies

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Date: March 11th, 2015 12:49 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 2:31 PM
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And as he lies on his deathbed, pondering his life, he murmurs, "If only I had billed more..."

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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:47 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Burgundy Mental Disorder

A firmwide e-mail goes out giving the time and location of his funeral. Avi, his best work buddy who's known him from 1L at HLS and was the best man at his wedding feels a deep pang of regret - making the funeral will be close to impossible given the transactions he's juggling. Can Avi risk everything he's striven for just to go to a funeral? His dead friend is not exactly going to notice....and he out of all people would TOTALLY understand Avi's dilemma. Hell, he'd do the same goddamn thing and not think twice. "Aha! I've got it!" Avi shrieks - it's a church funeral! He can sit discreetly in a back pew and type away on his blackberry (he's become a MASTER at silent speedy mobile typing) - and he can bill hours to boot! "I guess that's why I'm up for partner" he thinks to himself, with a smirk slowly forming across his face...

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Date: March 15th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Chrome Glittery Sneaky Criminal Shrine

The orthodox do not go into churches. Avi uses this as an excuse not to attend, only recently having fucked over the same dead friend by leaving early on a Friday afternoon (shabbos!) and being out of touch until late Saturday night.

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Date: March 15th, 2015 1:53 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:19 AM
Author: Buff Deranged Cumskin Address

but Avi tells the firm he is going to mourn "at schul" which is really code for getting his favorite black tranny hooker to blow him under the Sutphin/Jamaica viaduct

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

lol at specificity of location. is THAT where all the action is

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Date: April 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:21 PM
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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:56 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: exciting godawful principal's office

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Date: July 15th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Temple

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:15 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Orange Nibblets Locus

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Date: October 14th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Histrionic striped hyena

On balance, in balance.

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Date: October 14th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: rebellious twisted national

So much of this is actually plausible, I literally feel sick reading it

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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Black boltzmann jewess

this is really one of the darkest threads on XO

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Date: August 15th, 2020 5:18 PM
Author: Citrine regret theatre

He is posthumously made "partner" but all of his heirs have to sign a release acknowledging that it is an honorary title with no legal effect and releasing all potential claims against firm assets.

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