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Why does a Porsche cost triple a BMW? What's the difference?

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thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
My brother is gonna buy one soon before they phase out the m...
stimulating roommate
  07/16/26
Get one what? I'm not a car guy.
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
I think he's going to pay to get a handjob from a tranny
boyish gunner turdskin
  07/16/26
Flame? Tranny should be paying him.
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
not sure, not really a car guy either
boyish gunner turdskin
  07/16/26
all you guys who identify as "not a car guy" do yo...
diverse wrinkle
  07/19/26
Bland imo It's one of the ones. I like it because it take...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/19/26
cr i like the crv for this
diverse wrinkle
  07/19/26
It's the Same Car
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/19/26
not quite, you can say i'm crazy, but i prefer a crv over a ...
diverse wrinkle
  07/19/26
At that point the patrician's choice is a Subaru
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/19/26
no way. maybe in a super lib district. where they also dri...
diverse wrinkle
  07/20/26
Gorgeous guy. Also no one drives a Volvo. I haven't seen ...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/20/26
lol cr. and also cr on the volvos: they've been going downh...
diverse wrinkle
  07/20/26
BMW has US factories. Porsche does not. Given tariffs this...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
So is it the Same Car?
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
No. You might be thinking Audi since a lot of them are the ...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
I never doubted the Bavarians fren.
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
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splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
sexier badge
richard clock
  07/16/26
ELI5 I'm not a car guy
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
porsche is upper middle class coded, bmw is ethnic new money...
richard clock
  07/16/26
I think the BMW's are nicer because I like the interiors way...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
you should probably go with a benz if thats your priority
richard clock
  07/16/26
I would never turn my back on BMW. Although I owned one once...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
This is overrated, tbh. I just had BMW and Mercedes rentals...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
interesting, i have a benz and a bmw and the benz is much ni...
richard clock
  07/16/26
Higher end model will win with any of the major German car b...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
Porsche interiors destroy BMW it’s not close.
sadistic rehab cuckoldry
  07/16/26
Link?
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
one looks like a beetle the other now comes with a hideous e...
Passionate opaque death wish
  07/16/26
Which is which?
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Porsche looks like a beetle, bmw has a chinaslop grille
Medicated pea-brained mood
  07/16/26
If loving chinaslop is wrong, I don't ever want to be right....
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
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splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
porsches retain value decently, a three year old beemer migh...
hairraiser maroon hissy fit
  07/16/26
Woah cr. So what can I get a three year old beemer for out t...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Yes actually. I always used the depreciation to my advantag...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
I just can't imagine ever spending 140,000 dollars on a car....
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Well-equipped 911s and Caymans, yes. Others will lose a ...
useless emerald corner coffee pot
  07/16/26
I should have qualified my statement by saying that people w...
hairraiser maroon hissy fit
  07/16/26
I mean that's what Porsche and BMW primarily sell.
useless emerald corner coffee pot
  07/16/26
true, but most people suck and that is not what either of th...
hairraiser maroon hissy fit
  07/16/26
Wtf, I love performance SUVs. My Tesla Model X has over 1k ...
splenetic sex offender
  07/17/26
This is really the rift between enthusiasts and normal peopl...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/17/26
This. I have no need for a small sports car. But a 1k hp p...
splenetic sex offender
  07/17/26
The only reason to get the small sportscar is to go to meet ...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/17/26
I have a Ford Mach E GT with performance package as well. T...
splenetic sex offender
  07/17/26
No you get a sports car to impress slavic women. If you buy ...
Soggy immigrant set
  07/19/26
I wouldn't touch a Slavic woman with someone else's dick
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/19/26
Porsche has a purist focus on the sports car, where BMW is s...
Medicated pea-brained mood
  07/16/26
(general used luxury car salesman)
Passionate opaque death wish
  07/16/26
...
richard clock
  07/16/26
Why would I want to own a sportscar? Am I going to have to r...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Da.
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
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gunneratttt
  07/16/26
As others have pointed out, Porsche builds for sporting expe...
Richard Ames
  07/16/26
What does a driver's car feel like to drive? I just hit the ...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Hard to really put into words, but you don’t need an e...
Richard Ames
  07/16/26
(Miata guy)
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
cr and miatas are 180
diverse wrinkle
  07/17/26
Yeah a lot of old japanese cars were fun because they were R...
lascivious amber church building
  07/16/26
Actually a bunch of them were FWD and still super fun - like...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
...
diverse wrinkle
  07/17/26
I think shit like the Cayenne are exceptions but otherwise C...
gunneratttt
  07/16/26
911s and Caymans made up 25% of Porsche sales in 2025. They ...
useless emerald corner coffee pot
  07/16/26
911 is closer to luxury sedan than pure sports car Porsc...
burgundy trip sneaky criminal
  07/16/26
i've been driving for 25 years now and i have literally neve...
bossy bearded hall brethren
  07/16/26
What do you drive? I actually envy people who don’t gi...
Richard Ames
  07/16/26
I drive a car. Just a normal car.
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Same. Also the second someone says they're a car guy I immed...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
:(
Richard Ames
  07/16/26
I just think there are few things more boring than people wh...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Lots of car guys are really “my car is my personality&...
Richard Ames
  07/16/26
Yeah can't stand it. Also gun people. I know enough about gu...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
so what topics do you bore people with irl?
Misunderstood ape
  07/16/26
I mostly talk about K Pop Demon Hunters
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
nice, but that's not boring anyone.
Misunderstood ape
  07/16/26
When I sense someone is not a Car Guy I just talk about how ...
Richard Ames
  07/16/26
Hey sealclubber how about I run the dinner party entertainme...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
lol, you'll be out on the patio talking with the women about...
Misunderstood ape
  07/16/26
That's true. I will fuck them all behind your back! Enjoy br...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
i'm not going to quote your post, but you should delete it. ...
Misunderstood ape
  07/16/26
Now you're getting it. Women want attention, not for their m...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
i might be getting it. you're not.
Misunderstood ape
  07/16/26
Your wife's gonna get it (from me) unless she's ugly which i...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
excellent response from a 5th grader
Misunderstood ape
  07/16/26
bmw is for faggot cokeheads porsche is legit & steve ...
pungent elastic band
  07/16/26
Porsche has the barest quantum of enthusiast prestige and as...
Histrionic Dopamine
  07/16/26
So you're saying there's no difference at all between a BMW ...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Other than the fact that one of those I would be wiling to o...
Histrionic Dopamine
  07/16/26
I like BMWs. I'm not a car guy.
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
is there even any status car now
aquamarine new version
  07/16/26
If they exist, RSF would own one. CSLG has a P1 iirc.
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
did rsf become a "car guy" at some point? i re...
Naked Library
  07/16/26
AMG E53 Hybrid Wagon. Deleted badging. Emphasis on WAGON
Histrionic Dopamine
  07/16/26
I see so many dumb Middle Eastern proles in Lambos, I think ...
useless emerald corner coffee pot
  07/16/26
Extremely clean 25 year old Land Cruisers and Lexus LX truck...
Richard Ames
  07/16/26
I am that person.
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
To be fair, the X5 is probably the best car BMW makes and is...
Richard Ames
  07/16/26
cr
splenetic sex offender
  07/19/26
PROTIP: Buy a 2012 Boxster and 99% of women think it's equiv...
Mentally impaired round eye
  07/16/26
lol yeah probably. also a very credited car if you actually ...
Naked Library
  07/16/26
Can't imagine ever buying a car due to what women think. Wom...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Yeah, to the extent they think about cars it is either a nic...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
I think they care even less than that. It's "Will I be ...
useless emerald corner coffee pot
  07/16/26
Women fuck guys fresh out of prison with no license and no c...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Yeah, but fucking for drugs/money is a different game
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
It's a lot cheaper to be a scumbag than it is to own a Ferra...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
A nice car that signals wealth/status is a plus. A normal ...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
I think a car is no longer the status symbol it used to be. ...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
Every chick who has fucked a guy with a Lambo has fucked a g...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
I don't actually think that is accurate. Not every chick is...
splenetic sex offender
  07/16/26
Not all of them, but goddamn a lot are! And some of the ones...
thirsty geriatric french chef police squad
  07/16/26
that's a sweet car but 99% of the compliments you're gonna g...
diverse wrinkle
  07/17/26
Isn't z4 actually better looking abd more functional than bo...
Soggy immigrant set
  07/20/26
BMW doesn't make drivers' cars any more, it's just for signa...
diverse wrinkle
  07/20/26
you can get to raising canes in 99.9% of the time if you don...
sepia boltzmann
  07/16/26
...
Passionate opaque death wish
  07/17/26
If you want to signal status just get a bentley convertible....
Soggy immigrant set
  07/20/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004664)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: stimulating roommate

My brother is gonna buy one soon before they phase out the manual trannies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004687)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Get one what? I'm not a car guy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004706)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: boyish gunner turdskin

I think he's going to pay to get a handjob from a tranny

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004721)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Flame? Tranny should be paying him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004725)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: boyish gunner turdskin

not sure, not really a car guy either

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004737)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: diverse wrinkle

all you guys who identify as "not a car guy" do you live in nyc where you don't need to own one, or do you own something bland and solid that does the job for you? if the latter i'd be genuinely interested to hear what it is and how you like it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50009825)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Bland imo

It's one of the ones. I like it because it takes me to the store.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50009861)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

cr i like the crv for this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50009889)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

It's the Same Car

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50009974)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

not quite, you can say i'm crazy, but i prefer a crv over a rav4

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50011258)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

At that point the patrician's choice is a Subaru

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50011268)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: diverse wrinkle

no way. maybe in a super lib district. where they also drive volvo and mb station wagons. back in the day, OK fine that's some local flavor. these days, i think it's clear the honda better fits the use. i will admit that i saw a wasp patrician who is massively land rich driving a 10 yo hyundai and it absolutely blew my mind

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50011316)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 1:22 AM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Gorgeous guy.

Also no one drives a Volvo. I haven't seen one on the road in decades.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50011324)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

lol cr. and also cr on the volvos: they've been going downhill under chinese ownership, just seem like maintenance on them is getting more expensive relative to the machine. but cutting the other direction, volvo ads are pretty good lately, doing these really long high production content based on family/safety https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQX-QXxwGvA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50012606)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

BMW has US factories. Porsche does not. Given tariffs this is significant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004709)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

So is it the Same Car?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004729)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

No. You might be thinking Audi since a lot of them are the exact same platform. The Q7 and Cayenne are on the same platform, the Macan and Q5 are on the same platform, their EVs are on the same platform and basically the same car with minor differences. But they're also super expensive in the US for the same reason (factories are in Germany).

Basically, if you're American and want a German car then BMW is the obvious answer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004739)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I never doubted the Bavarians fren.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004747)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004763)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: richard clock

sexier badge

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004713)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

ELI5 I'm not a car guy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004722)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: richard clock

porsche is upper middle class coded, bmw is ethnic new money coded. people pay for the logo on the car.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004735)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I think the BMW's are nicer because I like the interiors way more. I prioritize comfort over sport mode or whatever.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004744)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: richard clock

you should probably go with a benz if thats your priority

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004766)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I would never turn my back on BMW. Although I owned one once and it was a lemon. But that never deterred me!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004769)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

This is overrated, tbh. I just had BMW and Mercedes rentals back to back and preferred the BMW in pretty much every way including the interior.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004772)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: richard clock

interesting, i have a benz and a bmw and the benz is much nicer, but its also a better model

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005076)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

Higher end model will win with any of the major German car brands for interiors.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005375)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: sadistic rehab cuckoldry

Porsche interiors destroy BMW it’s not close.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005053)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Link?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005120)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Passionate opaque death wish

one looks like a beetle the other now comes with a hideous enormous chinaslop grille

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004720)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Which is which?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004724)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained mood

Porsche looks like a beetle, bmw has a chinaslop grille

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004742)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

If loving chinaslop is wrong, I don't ever want to be right.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004748)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004761)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: hairraiser maroon hissy fit

porsches retain value decently, a three year old beemer might as well be a 20 year old civic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004734)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Woah cr. So what can I get a three year old beemer for out the door if I pay cash?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004751)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

Yes actually. I always used the depreciation to my advantage too. They also have a good CPO program so you can still get some warranty and they let you buy more years of coverage. Porsche does this too but with high resale values it isn't such a good value.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004760)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I just can't imagine ever spending 140,000 dollars on a car. That's like, what? Two semesters at NYU? Crazy. For $47,000 for a beamer I'd buy three of em.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004779)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: useless emerald corner coffee pot

Well-equipped 911s and Caymans, yes.

Others will lose a smaller percentage to depreciation but will cost significantly more to operate for similar performance. E.g. a Cayenne might lose 45-48% of value after 5 years while an X5 loses 50-54%, but the X5 will be much cheaper to operate on a dollar basis because the Cayenne costs so much more when new.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004979)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: hairraiser maroon hissy fit

I should have qualified my statement by saying that people who buy "performance" suv's are braindead and deserve to be culled from society

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005021)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: useless emerald corner coffee pot

I mean that's what Porsche and BMW primarily sell.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005052)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: hairraiser maroon hissy fit

true, but most people suck and that is not what either of them actually do well, those doods are just buying a badge and expensive tires for no reason

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005094)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

Wtf, I love performance SUVs. My Tesla Model X has over 1k horsepower.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50006903)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

This is really the rift between enthusiasts and normal people. Nerds can't stomach performance SUVs because they're not a real trackday race car. Which is like, who effing cares lol. None of these people who buy high performance luxury sports cars are real racecar drivers either. What percentage of Porsche 911 GT3 owners ever take it to even one track day? If you're legitimately into motorsport as your real life hobby it's cool but 98% of consumers have to have zero interest. Hence performance SUVs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50006928)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

This. I have no need for a small sports car. But a 1k hp performance SUV is 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50006980)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

The only reason to get the small sportscar is to go to meet ups and talk about how you're superior to people who have the SUV.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50006994)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

I have a Ford Mach E GT with performance package as well. To me that is small. Someone asked me recently if I was getting the new Tesla Roadster and my response was "tf would I do with that?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50007271)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Soggy immigrant set

No you get a sports car to impress slavic women. If you buy porsche cayenne you bought the same car as every 40yo fat woman in miami.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50010617)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I wouldn't touch a Slavic woman with someone else's dick

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50011271)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Medicated pea-brained mood

Porsche has a purist focus on the sports car, where BMW is supposed to be a more versatile driving experience. That's the difference.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004741)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Passionate opaque death wish

(general used luxury car salesman)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004750)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: richard clock



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004767)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Why would I want to own a sportscar? Am I going to have to race somebody to the mall?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004754)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

Da.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004774)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004828)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Richard Ames

As others have pointed out, Porsche builds for sporting experience first in every product they release. And something like the 911 is a pure sports car built on a dedicated sports car platform, whereas even BMW’s sports cars are built on top of a base mainline product platform (eg the M3 is still built off of a regular 3 series platform).

Porsches are also far more connected to the road from a driver feel and engagement perspective, whereas BMWs have become extremely numb. Sure, many BMWs are fast, but you feel nothing driving them.

Strangely enough, the most engaging driver’s cars today primarily come from Porsche or Japan.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004820)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

What does a driver's car feel like to drive? I just hit the gas and go down the street. How much driving should I be doing and how much should I feel it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004829)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Hard to really put into words, but you don’t need an expensive car even to understand this. Generally it feels like you can “feel” what the car is doing and where it has grip going into and coming out of corners. If it has a manual transmission, the shifter is engaging and the clutch point is clear. The steering should give real feedback based on the road and not just feel like a sim rig or totally fake.

IMO the most engaging cars also are fun to drive without needing to go 90+ mph.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004839)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

(Miata guy)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004842)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005426)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: diverse wrinkle

cr and miatas are 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005563)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: lascivious amber church building

Yeah a lot of old japanese cars were fun because they were RWD and had good manual transmissions.

The answer to OP's question is that some Porsches put the engine in the ass-end and give you RWD plus a stick shift. That's an engineering feat no other company will attempt. The Porsches with the engine in the front are a different story.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005463)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

Actually a bunch of them were FWD and still super fun - like the old Acura Integras. What made them fun was not that it was RWD vs FWD (many American alternatives were RWD) but that these cars were very light and the high revving Japanese engines made them far more agile/nimble than American cars of that era.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005543)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: diverse wrinkle



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005564)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

I think shit like the Cayenne are exceptions but otherwise CR

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004836)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: useless emerald corner coffee pot

911s and Caymans made up 25% of Porsche sales in 2025. They are primarily a seller of rebadged Q5s and Q7s.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004951)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: burgundy trip sneaky criminal

911 is closer to luxury sedan than pure sports car

Porsche has gotten farther away from the driving experience than BMW with their failed EV production and 4-door sedans beating 911 specs now on paper

M3 (and 2 and 4, 5 and 8 for that matter) all handle better than a basic 911

BMW had more manual stick shift options

And M cars have higher ADM by % than 911s last time I checked and the waiting list for an M3/M4 allocation was worse than a Rolex

Other than that I mostly agree with you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005194)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: bossy bearded hall brethren

i've been driving for 25 years now and i have literally never once thought about my "experience"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004826)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Richard Ames

What do you drive? I actually envy people who don’t give a shit about this stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004830)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I drive a car. Just a normal car.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004834)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Same. Also the second someone says they're a car guy I immediately block them on all social media.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004832)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Richard Ames

:(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004841)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I just think there are few things more boring than people who are really into cars. You seem cool in other ways and obviously someone needs to know about cars. But I get really sick of the token Car Guy at gatherings talking about cars.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004843)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Lots of car guys are really “my car is my personality” guys, so you aren’t wrong.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004853)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Yeah can't stand it. Also gun people. I know enough about guns that I don't need to hear you talk about guns for an hour.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004859)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Misunderstood ape

so what topics do you bore people with irl?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004885)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I mostly talk about K Pop Demon Hunters

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004893)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood ape

nice, but that's not boring anyone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004921)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Richard Ames

When I sense someone is not a Car Guy I just talk about how Martin’s actual name was Michael King and that he plagiarized his PhD thesis. It is fairly successful.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004929)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Hey sealclubber how about I run the dinner party entertainment and you sit in the corner butthurt, alright?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004930)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Misunderstood ape

lol, you'll be out on the patio talking with the women about the latest episode of real housewives while the men are talking about cars, guns, and other guy stuff

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005123)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

That's true. I will fuck them all behind your back! Enjoy bro time, faggot!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005129)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood ape

i'm not going to quote your post, but you should delete it. yes, non-man patio boy is going to just fuck all of the hot wives in the back of their kias, maybe hyundais, maybe subarus. he doesn't know because he's not a car guy, just a mega fucker.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005137)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Now you're getting it. Women want attention, not for their man to go off and golf without them. There's a lot of desperate housewives out there. You'd be amazed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005143)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood ape

i might be getting it. you're not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005147)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Your wife's gonna get it (from me) unless she's ugly which in that case, ew, no.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005148)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Misunderstood ape

excellent response

from a 5th grader

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005436)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: pungent elastic band

bmw is for faggot cokeheads

porsche is legit & steve jobs drove one

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004925)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Dopamine

Porsche has the barest quantum of enthusiast prestige and aspirational nature left in their brand.

BMW is completely hollowed out and every single model is only purchased by the type of person whose primary goal is to signal status.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004970)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

So you're saying there's no difference at all between a BMW and a Toyota?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004972)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Dopamine

Other than the fact that one of those I would be wiling to own outside of warranty, no, not really. At the end of the day there isn’t a lot of daylight between the personality defects of Overland Gear Strapped to Tacoma Guy and Lowered Blacked-Out M5 Guy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004991)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I like BMWs. I'm not a car guy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004998)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: aquamarine new version

is there even any status car now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50004995)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

If they exist, RSF would own one. CSLG has a P1 iirc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005001)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: Naked Library

did rsf become a "car guy" at some point?

i remember him mentioning a few times his only vehicle was something like a 2004 audi that sits in a garage in nyc 99% of the time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005062)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Histrionic Dopamine

AMG E53 Hybrid Wagon. Deleted badging.

Emphasis on WAGON

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005004)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: useless emerald corner coffee pot

I see so many dumb Middle Eastern proles in Lambos, I think the answer is no. A status car is a paid off car in front of a nice house.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005007)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Extremely clean 25 year old Land Cruisers and Lexus LX trucks. Singer Porsche restomods. As the other poster said, AMG Wagons (performance wagons in general IMO).

Though the average person buying a BMW X5 probably thinks it makes them look rich / high status.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005029)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I am that person.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005033)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Richard Ames

To be fair, the X5 is probably the best car BMW makes and is a great SUV.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005046)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50010408)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Mentally impaired round eye

PROTIP: Buy a 2012 Boxster and 99% of women think it's equivalent to a Ferrari.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005055)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Naked Library

lol yeah probably. also a very credited car if you actually want to drive it regularly though. i doubt id like having a ferrari unless i was mega mega rich

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005073)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Can't imagine ever buying a car due to what women think. Women think about crazy shit but they don't think about cars.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005126)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

Yeah, to the extent they think about cars it is either a nice car or it is not. I guess there is about two levels of nice - BMW/Mercedes/Lexus/Porsche and then another step up for Ferrari/Lambo because they know they're more expensive.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005389)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: useless emerald corner coffee pot

I think they care even less than that. It's "Will I be embarrassed to be seen in this?" or not. A newer, clean Accord is perfectly fine if they like the guy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005393)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Women fuck guys fresh out of prison with no license and no car because they have a cocaine hookup.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005402)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

Yeah, but fucking for drugs/money is a different game

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005437)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

It's a lot cheaper to be a scumbag than it is to own a Ferrari. And some guys with a Ferrari can't get laid. In fact, probably a lot of Ferrari owners can't.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005450)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

A nice car that signals wealth/status is a plus. A normal car is neutral. A shitty car is a negative.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005435)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

I think a car is no longer the status symbol it used to be. RSF could just talk about vacations in France and that would end it for any guy with a cool car. Cars just aren't cool!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005454)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Every chick who has fucked a guy with a Lambo has fucked a guy who lives with his mom and has a criminal record and no car and his license is suspended.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005397)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: splenetic sex offender

I don't actually think that is accurate. Not every chick is attracted to criminal losers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005441)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: thirsty geriatric french chef police squad

Not all of them, but goddamn a lot are! And some of the ones that are are giga attractive!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005448)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: diverse wrinkle

that's a sweet car but 99% of the compliments you're gonna get are from men

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005570)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 8:13 AM
Author: Soggy immigrant set

Isn't z4 actually better looking abd more functional than boxster? If it's just about the porsche steering wheel, might as well get a cayenne that every fat woman in my building has.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50011455)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: diverse wrinkle

BMW doesn't make drivers' cars any more, it's just for signaling. But yeah sure z4 probably has a bigger trunk and more comfortable for super long drives

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50012742)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: sepia boltzmann

you can get to raising canes in 99.9% of the time if you dont get pulled over.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50005457)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Passionate opaque death wish



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50007022)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Soggy immigrant set

If you want to signal status just get a bentley convertible. It's constantly displayed at my local shopping mall in Miami. It basically signals to a woman that you are willing to drop extra $200k just because of looks. Same reason you would buy a more expensive house,etc. BMW/Mercedes is something that welfare people in Harlem buy(they just buy it used)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883275&forum_id=2#50011458)