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A day in the life of Ron Paul's America

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws elimi...
Walnut native
  08/20/12
Where are the Somali gangs?
fuchsia talented digit ratio
  08/20/12
Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian techn...
Provocative chad legend
  08/22/12
(actual 2012 Galveston)
Vibrant antidepressant drug immigrant
  08/21/12
how far is your car parked from your office
Vibrant antidepressant drug immigrant
  11/02/12
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startled love of her life lettuce
  07/13/26
(it is 1887)
Tantric titillating psychic friendly grandma
  08/20/12
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Fiercely-loyal spectacular potus
  04/16/15
lmfao moar
Supple theatre boistinker
  08/20/12
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emerald forum turdskin
  08/20/12
wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though
fragrant indian lodge
  08/20/12
11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.
startling school cafeteria
  08/20/12
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floppy disrespectful theater stage
  12/15/12
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Irate mad cow disease ceo
  09/07/22
this was me
startling school cafeteria
  07/13/26
Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical compan...
Yellow Mentally Impaired Juggernaut
  08/20/12
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Razzmatazz sanctuary
  08/20/12
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low-t milk
  08/21/12
this is actually insightful
Histrionic liquid oxygen
  10/12/12
9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to...
charismatic hairy legs affirmative action
  08/20/12
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Rough-skinned Chest-beating Set Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/20/12
3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial comp...
Walnut native
  08/20/12
180^180
Supple theatre boistinker
  08/20/12
yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to ...
Rough-skinned Chest-beating Set Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/20/12
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Lascivious mexican state
  05/02/19
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Aphrodisiac hall queen of the night
  09/07/22
"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your...
Supple theatre boistinker
  08/20/12
The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and so...
startling school cafeteria
  08/20/12
180 180
narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part
  08/21/12
Holy fuck 180
burgundy racy rigor resort
  08/21/12
I lolled heartily, good sir.
Provocative chad legend
  08/22/12
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dark halford
  08/22/12
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Demanding dopamine keepsake machete
  09/06/12
lol
Frum Trip Puppy Telephone
  10/08/12
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Internet-worthy Iridescent Double Fault Lodge
  10/12/12
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narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part
  10/12/12
This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.
Provocative chad legend
  10/03/14
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slap-happy unholy french chef blood rage
  11/03/14
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underhanded heaven
  11/03/14
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Well-lubricated brass gaping factory reset button
  11/03/14
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Filthy ocher locale
  04/16/15
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Beady-eyed fantasy-prone round eye pervert
  04/16/15
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fear-inspiring property
  11/20/15
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Carmine fanboi
  02/07/19
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Saffron preventive strike
  02/07/19
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Carmine fanboi
  05/02/19
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Cerebral sable house
  05/02/19
http://www.ski-epic.com/burningman2005/pa7b_burningman_thund...
Vibrant antidepressant drug immigrant
  08/20/12
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Walnut native
  08/20/12
11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subseque...
dead location patrolman
  08/20/12
An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarc...
Vibrant antidepressant drug immigrant
  08/20/12
"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes ...
startling school cafeteria
  08/20/12
Shh you're being too realistic
fuchsia talented digit ratio
  10/08/12
ok, this made me laff.
Flirting pontificating temple
  08/20/12
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Walnut native
  08/20/12
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stirring cobalt chapel generalized bond
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blue frozen shrine
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Walnut native
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Supple theatre boistinker
  08/20/12
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Walnut native
  08/21/12
def credited lifestyle.
narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part
  08/21/12
MOAR
house-broken copper useless brakes
  08/21/12
11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrust...
Walnut native
  08/21/12
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dark halford
  08/22/12
Twist: it is Glenn Beck.
Provocative chad legend
  08/22/12
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Claret Bisexual Mad-dog Skullcap Mood
  08/23/12
BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT! (CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)
fuchsia talented digit ratio
  10/08/12
Seriously underrated
arousing lilac kitchen
  10/12/12
Still the best post ITT
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arousing lilac kitchen
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underhanded heaven
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Irradiated insecure space persian
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dark halford
  09/06/12
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Supple theatre boistinker
  10/08/12
The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller...
180 Trust Fund Address
  10/12/12
Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes ...
startling school cafeteria
  10/12/12
cr
narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part
  10/12/12
First, Somalia is not "libertarian". Second, al...
Comical blathering stag film
  10/12/12
holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithea...
pale big menage
  10/12/12
oh look! an actual retard! What you need to do is move to...
narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part
  10/12/12
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judgmental gas station
  10/12/12
Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thou...
startling school cafeteria
  10/12/12
huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the &...
Comical blathering stag film
  10/12/12
At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war tha...
startling school cafeteria
  10/12/12
"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil w...
Comical blathering stag film
  10/12/12
Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conv...
narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part
  10/12/12
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Aquamarine Theater Jap
  10/12/12
This. This on steroids.
judgmental gas station
  10/12/12
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Rough-skinned Chest-beating Set Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/02/12
Do you understand the word "nadir?"
startling school cafeteria
  10/12/12
I think he does. Do you?
judgmental gas station
  10/12/12
To be fair, *Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragma...
Passionate Yarmulke
  12/15/12
i sense anger.
narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part
  12/15/12
To be fair, Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political ...
Passionate Yarmulke
  12/15/12
180
floppy disrespectful theater stage
  12/15/12
I believe that's the point, good sir!
Gaped Transparent Spot Macaca
  11/20/15
Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.
wonderful wine school
  12/15/12
To be fair, Government should be forced to rigorously jus...
Passionate Yarmulke
  12/15/12
...
floppy disrespectful theater stage
  12/15/12
To be fair, CGM and his ilk routinely argue against publi...
Walnut native
  12/15/12
"Public" roads tend to be government allocated sub...
Lascivious mexican state
  05/02/19
A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagr...
Hot Curious Cruise Ship
  12/15/12
Extremely cr.
cerise stage
  09/07/22
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adventurous outnumbered trailer park volcanic crater
  02/21/13
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Domesticated Stimulating Gunner
  02/13/14
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Filthy ocher locale
  04/01/14
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diverse mauve field community account
  04/01/14
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Odious hissy fit gaming laptop
  10/03/14
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high-end pisswyrm
  07/05/15
how did i miss this
Yapping office kitty
  11/20/15
TCQ
Gaped Transparent Spot Macaca
  11/20/15
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high-end pisswyrm
  10/13/16
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Seedy Messiness
  11/04/16
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high-end pisswyrm
  02/07/19
this is joe bidens america so its funny now
dull embarrassed to the bone public bath
  09/07/22
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bistre ratface
  08/26/23
This is so quaint now.
Carmine fanboi
  11/22/23
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Light Hideous Senate Private Investor
  11/22/23
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startling school cafeteria
  07/29/26


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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: Walnut native

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

6:30AM Breakfast - 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: fuchsia talented digit ratio

Where are the Somali gangs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: Provocative chad legend

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug immigrant

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug immigrant

how far is your car parked from your office

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21945976)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: startled love of her life lettuce



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#49998088)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
Author: Tantric titillating psychic friendly grandma

(it is 1887)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379824)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal spectacular potus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#27700165)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Supple theatre boistinker

lmfao

moar

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: emerald forum turdskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379847)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: fragrant indian lodge

wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: startling school cafeteria

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379857)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:08 PM
Author: floppy disrespectful theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255664)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Irate mad cow disease ceo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45131129)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: startling school cafeteria

this was me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#49998093)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Yellow Mentally Impaired Juggernaut

Meticulously track shipping records of local chemical company to ensure that you dont consume any products that are manufactured with their products, because they polluted a local river. Distribute your findings to locals using Ham radio, which has literally no effect whatsoever on the company's bottom line.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379861)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379879)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:39 AM
Author: low-t milk



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386770)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Histrionic liquid oxygen

this is actually insightful

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: charismatic hairy legs affirmative action

9:00 AM: I pack some hardtack for the road because I have to take my horse and buggy into town to get supplies for ma and pa.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Chest-beating Set Twinkling Uncleanness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379892)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
Author: Walnut native

3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: "Ding!" You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to gtfo. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Supple theatre boistinker

180^180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Chest-beating Set Twinkling Uncleanness

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379945)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:52 AM
Author: Lascivious mexican state



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#38173732)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac hall queen of the night



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45130871)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Supple theatre boistinker

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: startling school cafeteria

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380204)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part

180 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387505)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:41 PM
Author: burgundy racy rigor resort

Holy fuck 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387527)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
Author: Provocative chad legend

I lolled heartily, good sir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394747)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:51 AM
Author: dark halford



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394751)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:34 PM
Author: Demanding dopamine keepsake machete



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21513799)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:01 AM
Author: Frum Trip Puppy Telephone

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740518)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 9:49 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Iridescent Double Fault Lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21770829)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771106)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Provocative chad legend

This still cracks me up. Pure gold, no pun intended.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26449447)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: slap-happy unholy french chef blood rage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26640643)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: underhanded heaven



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated brass gaping factory reset button



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26640801)



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Filthy ocher locale



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Date: April 16th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Beady-eyed fantasy-prone round eye pervert



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#27700148)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: fear-inspiring property



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:50 PM
Author: Carmine fanboi



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Saffron preventive strike



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Carmine fanboi



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Cerebral sable house



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug immigrant

http://www.ski-epic.com/burningman2005/pa7b_burningman_thunderdome.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379940)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379970)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:46 PM
Author: dead location patrolman

11:30 PM - Your injuries from the grenade blast and subsequent anal gaping prompt you to seek medical care. You visit the nearest hospital. The doctor kindly informs you that he has reached his personal preference quota for charity work for the decade, and, upon learning that your gold cache has been emptied, prescribes you one of the more comfortable alleys in the vicinity in which to die.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380012)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Vibrant antidepressant drug immigrant

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: startling school cafeteria

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380840)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:22 AM
Author: fuchsia talented digit ratio

Shh you're being too realistic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740567)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:49 PM
Author: Flirting pontificating temple

ok, this made me laff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380025)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380170)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:34 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380289)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380705)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: Supple theatre boistinker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380811)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: stirring cobalt chapel generalized bond



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380853)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:02 PM
Author: blue frozen shrine



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21381005)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 3:36 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21381252)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 11:23 PM
Author: Supple theatre boistinker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21384799)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386754)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 12:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part

def credited lifestyle.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387498)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: house-broken copper useless brakes

MOAR

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21387903)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:18 PM
Author: Walnut native

11:30PM Your first customer. An obese man with a zit-encrusted face that reminds you of a gopher rattles up in a 1983 Toyota Celica. He appraises you for a full minute, rhythmically stroking his glossy, luxuriant neckbeard.

" You're a little old for this game, aren't you?"

"Excuse me?"

"Most of my boys are half your age. Old enough to make their own choices, of course--far be it from me to violate their body/property rights. Not that I don't violate their bodies," he giggles.

"Ok man whatever"

"Yes, whatever... Whatever I want YOU SHALL GIVE ME" he bellows, a thick froth of spittle forming on his mouth.

He half-opens a chubby little hand and you see something gleam inside.

"Is that gold?"

"Oh my yes. PHYSICAL GOLD. They said I was a fool. They called me mad. MAD! But look who's laughing NOW!" he laughs diabolically

"I need that gold, man. Whatever you want, I'll do."

"Then you shall have it."

5 disgusting minutes later:

"alright, how about that gold?"

He shoves you out onto the street and floors the gas.

"Just remember, you were better off at the time of our transaction! Muaahahahahahaha!!!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:45 AM
Author: dark halford



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394739)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:55 AM
Author: Provocative chad legend

Twist: it is Glenn Beck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394762)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:17 PM
Author: Claret Bisexual Mad-dog Skullcap Mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406145)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: fuchsia talented digit ratio

BUT WE HAD A CONTRACT!

(CGM's ultimate neckbeard fantasy)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740683)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:12 AM
Author: arousing lilac kitchen

Seriously underrated

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771172)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:40 PM
Author: arousing lilac kitchen

Still the best post ITT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255483)



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Date: December 30th, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: arousing lilac kitchen



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22336541)



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Date: November 3rd, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: underhanded heaven



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26640788)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391273)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391337)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391380)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:37 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391414)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 8:41 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391433)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391703)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21391789)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392096)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:27 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392464)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21392541)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:29 AM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394722)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 11:57 AM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21395448)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21396123)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21399036)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Walnut native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406126)



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Date: August 23rd, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Irradiated insecure space persian



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21406165)



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Date: September 6th, 2012 6:40 PM
Author: dark halford



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21513851)



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Date: October 8th, 2012 9:50 AM
Author: Supple theatre boistinker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21740507)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
Author: 180 Trust Fund Address

The ultimate Ron Paul/Libertarian Neckbeard Basement Dweller world would probably look like Mad Max. Or any third world country, really.

Roving gangs of unemployed TTT law school alumni with mohawks and cross bows raiding small settlements in the wasteland.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771059)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: startling school cafeteria

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771081)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771108)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
Author: Comical blathering stag film

First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771121)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: pale big menage

holy fuck LOLOLLOLOLOOL I was about to call flame on shithead neckbeard paultards actually backing this argument hahahahahahaha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771125)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:00 AM
Author: narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part

oh look! an actual retard!

What you need to do is move to africa. that is the place where you can find what you want.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771129)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:35 AM
Author: judgmental gas station



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771267)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: startling school cafeteria

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: Comical blathering stag film

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771160)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: startling school cafeteria

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771168)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: Comical blathering stag film

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771180)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:15 AM
Author: narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part

Why are you incapable of understanding the point of any conversation you are in?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771183)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Aquamarine Theater Jap



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771188)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:37 AM
Author: judgmental gas station

This. This on steroids.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771280)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:52 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Chest-beating Set Twinkling Uncleanness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21946007)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: startling school cafeteria

Do you understand the word "nadir?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771209)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: judgmental gas station

I think he does. Do you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771296)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Passionate Yarmulke

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

*Posts this strawman on XO*

*Gets dozens of 180's from gleeful, chuckling liberals smiling smugly at the thought of the unfathomable idiocy of their political opponents*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255526)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded laughsome doctorate party of the first part

i sense anger.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255536)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:54 PM
Author: Passionate Yarmulke

To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255557)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: floppy disrespectful theater stage

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255696)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Gaped Transparent Spot Macaca

I believe that's the point, good sir!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217828)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:53 PM
Author: wonderful wine school

Describe this pragmatic libertarianism, brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255552)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Passionate Yarmulke

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255592)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: floppy disrespectful theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255698)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:25 PM
Author: Walnut native

To be fair,

CGM and his ilk routinely argue against public roads

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255774)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Lascivious mexican state

"Public" roads tend to be government allocated subsidies to the car industry due to the car lobbyists advocating for the gov to give them a monopoly over transit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#38173751)



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Date: December 15th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Hot Curious Cruise Ship

A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255782)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: cerise stage

Extremely cr.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45131133)



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Date: February 21st, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: adventurous outnumbered trailer park volcanic crater



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22686411)



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Date: February 13th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Domesticated Stimulating Gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#25010966)



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Author: Filthy ocher locale



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#25303338)



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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#25303347)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Odious hissy fit gaming laptop



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26449313)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: high-end pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#28261125)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Yapping office kitty

how did i miss this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217829)



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Date: November 20th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Gaped Transparent Spot Macaca

TCQ

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#29217831)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:56 AM
Author: high-end pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#31629964)



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Author: Seedy Messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#31801783)



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Date: February 7th, 2019 6:48 PM
Author: high-end pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#37744649)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 10:08 AM
Author: dull embarrassed to the bone public bath

this is joe bidens america so its funny now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#45130914)



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Date: August 26th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: bistre ratface



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#46718757)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 1:54 PM
Author: Carmine fanboi

This is so quaint now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#47086771)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Light Hideous Senate Private Investor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#47086805)



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Author: startling school cafeteria



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#50032073)