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The Times They Are Whokebian
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 10:58 PM Author: Dull patrolman Come gather 'round poasters Wherever you roam And admit that the forums Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be getting pwned. If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start poastin' 'bout Thomas Pynchon For the times they are Whokebian.
Come pumos and flamers And the Ducktale-ians Your parody threads The chance won't come again But don't post too soon Or he'll "nah, ding" you men And there's no tellin' who That he's namin'. For the loser now Will be later your FRIEND For the times they are Whokebian.
Come moderators, congressmen Please heed the call Don't keep Solzy down Don't garbage them all For the posts that get buried Are bumped for us all There is MySQL And it's ragin'. It'll soon break the search And bring doom to us all For the times they are Whokebian.
Come mothers and fathers Throughout the land And don't criticize What you can't understand Your sons and your daughters Are Dirk Nowitzki fans The white girls are Laying with Asians. Please root for the Mavs If you can't lend your hand For the times they are Whokebian.
The line it is drawn The curse it is cast The one-eighty now Will be one-twenty fast As the present now Will later be past The order is Rapidly fadin'. And the tiny pink dicks Will be pittied last For the times they are Whokebian.
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 10:59 PM Author: Narrow-minded black woman 180 especially because (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007481) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 10:59 PM Author: gold passionate old irish cottage menage (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007484) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:00 PM Author: Irradiated dark deer antler den in the 60s we'd scott walk down the street on summer nights and smoke cigs and mogul would play his guitar and i clanked my tambourine and man we sang loud (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007493) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:12 PM Author: Dull patrolman (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007658) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:04 PM Author: Hideous Vivacious Corner (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007561) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM Author: Dull patrolman Well, so much for doing Mr. Whokebe Man. I think I'll either retire or pretend to be a chick that goes to Brown. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007846) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:52 PM Author: Provocative jew hissy fit people'd post, say, "beware box, you're bound to fall" you thought they were all kiddin' you you used to laugh about all these virgins hangin' out now you don't talk so loud now you don't seem so proud about having to be scrounging for your next breath
how does it feel how does it feel
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you've gone to the finest school alright, miss boxxy but now you know you only used it to get jizzed on you twit and nobody has ever taught you how to live on thayer street and now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it you said you'd never date these guys with the mystery tramp, but now you realize he's not selling any hyundais as you stare into the vacuum of his eyes and say do you want to make a deal?
how does it feel? how does it feel? |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM Author: apoplectic adventurous address persian 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007945) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM Author: Dull patrolman *starts a bunch of threads of how XO sucks tonight* *watches another of his threads slowly fade into page 2*
Time to fucking Cobain myself. Please don't start any threads about my IQ. |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:38 PM Author: Irradiated dark deer antler den to teh patient, glory. but not until after an anonymous death. stay faithful my child. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008021) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:38 PM Author: Dull patrolman make sure my kids get some royalties or some shit. I don't want them to have to get a law degree for a paycheck. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008030) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:40 PM Author: Rebellious public bath legend it's darkest before the dawn man
right now it's darker than eric dampier's taint, but things can only get better. don't let the flame go out. |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:13 AM Author: Dull patrolman What a horrible night to have a curse. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008562) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM Author: Rebellious public bath legend 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008008) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:54 PM Author: Floppy main people (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008231) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:22 AM Author: mind-boggling parlour 1 fucking 80. Man, chronically underrated every single fucking time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008687) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: Dull patrolman Doesn't put 180s on my family's dinner table. I think it's time for the Bloomingdale's Management Training Program. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008819) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: Provocative jew hissy fit you've given this poasting thing your best shot. yeah you had some good threads, got some 180s, but it's over. now this bloomingdale's thing, that could be the next wave. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008921) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: Dull patrolman I swear to God if you send me fifty dollars... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009030) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:34 AM Author: Dashing Insecure Library i really liked how you left the original song intact in a way (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008970) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:44 AM Author: Dull patrolman Yeah, that's kind of the schtick. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009143) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:36 AM Author: Silver resort messiness yeah, fuck yeah *chills out with a joint with my arm around my girlfriend* |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:11 AM Author: Dull patrolman (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009573) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:14 AM Author: startling boiling water TL;DR. 164.
But pity bump for those who have a more refined taste in their poastage. |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:24 AM Author: Dull patrolman lol. Ok, when search comes back, I am making a thread of my greatest hits and then retiring. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009756) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:25 AM Author: startling boiling water No you aren't, and you embarrass both of us if you expect anyone to believe that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009769) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:27 AM Author: Dull patrolman Nah, the game has changed and my work is no longer appreciated. I might lurk, but I won't be creating anything of substance. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009788) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:58 AM Author: startling boiling water You're overselling it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14010091) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:59 AM Author: nofapping clear house come on man, you do good shit. i've always said so. don't leave, and don't go prima donna on us (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14010100) |
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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:56 AM Author: mind-boggling parlour (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14010071) |
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Date: February 21st, 2010 11:43 PM Author: Dull patrolman (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14196371) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 2:12 AM Author: heady topaz cuck school cafeteria 172 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#16921753) |