There’s no sign that the single player game will be that good. GTA5 had the 3 bros with different powers. GTA6 has a 190 lb Latina. lol.
A lot of people are just trying to Win the Gen bc of 230,000,000k units shipped. Don’t let ANYONE tell you that winning the Gen is inconsequential. I mean it is but it matters to these people, they just won’t admit it.
And with PS5 ahead 3:1, this is basically a PS5 game. The first big PS5 game. But because of how Scummy the Xbox fanbase is, it might sell just as well on Xbox imo.
Date: November 15th, 2026 9:01 AM Author: Oh, you travel? ()
Everyone knows the single player element will be “drive from this point to that point and then move to objective marker to trigger cinematic, followed by a very easy firefight where you kill a bunch of enemies”. What else could it possibly be. That’s just how these games work.
I guess I would just hope that the gameplay is good, like that it doesn’t take the longest 4 seconds of your life to get in and out of a Car like it’s RDR2 or something.
Platonic ideal of a GTA story is Vice city with cutscenes where they pay you to “kill those Haitian dickheads” or whatever
Kinda concerned phenotypically, the latinas phenotype isn’t good enough, makes me feel like Women are in charge. 😔
Date: November 15th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: Oh, you travel? ()
Personally I thought RDR2 was the best thing they did. You just have to approach it like a Film Simulation, which naturally offends your Philistine sensibilities.
I have it ($5) but idk I can’t approach games in that way where you approach a book where it’s like “ok this will be Boring, let’s go” like idk back in my day, Games were the Fun thing that distracted you from Boring things
it's basically impossible for AAA titles targeting a universal audience to be good. super expensive to make, have to target the lowest common denominator. because it's so expensive they have to charge more, so low phenotype gamers demand 1000000000000000 hours of content, so they just stuff the game with pointless "open world" fetch quests. something like GTA is no different than marvel universe movies that drag on for 4 hours.