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The Secret Diary of Whokebe

excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled. 9...
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/26/07
nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175
amber azn therapy
  10/26/07
...
Titillating weed whacker
  10/27/07
Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: [Community accoun...
Thirsty toaster
  11/20/07
12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped ...
glassy bateful hall
  10/26/07
wait - that's from my diary.
passionate shrine
  10/26/07
January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California Dear Diary,...
Galvanic Legal Warrant
  10/26/07
Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: whokebestrack J...
Adventurous sexy trailer park yarmulke
  10/26/07
Why did you copy my post?
Galvanic Legal Warrant
  10/26/07
i really enjoyed it
Adventurous sexy trailer park yarmulke
  10/26/07
ty dood
Galvanic Legal Warrant
  10/26/07
yw
Adventurous sexy trailer park yarmulke
  10/26/07
...
Peach Submissive Office
  10/28/07
December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning Mommy and daddy gave m...
glassy bateful hall
  10/26/07
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning I sit here silently,...
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/26/07
178
Thirsty toaster
  10/26/07
Reply Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: kim de...
turquoise wonderful area
  10/26/07
Why are you using a community account to preserve a communit...
glassy bateful hall
  10/26/07
180 wow srsly
glassy bateful hall
  10/26/07
tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i co...
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/26/07
i will preserve for posterity. Date: October 26th, 2007...
passionate shrine
  10/26/07
you are a gentleman and a whokebe
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/26/07
if you come back later under your real moniker to take credi...
glassy bateful hall
  10/26/07
i would laugh, but it hits too close to home.
passionate shrine
  10/26/07
fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180
amber azn therapy
  10/26/07
179
turquoise wonderful area
  10/27/07
179
turquoise wonderful area
  10/27/07
...
Peach Submissive Office
  10/28/07
180
carmine generalized bond church building
  11/20/07
instant classic thread
rusted nursing home
  10/26/07
have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for ...
Crimson Nudist Gas Station Degenerate
  10/26/07
i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate ...
mind-boggling organic girlfriend
  10/26/07
yes we would!
amber azn therapy
  10/26/07
awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced usel...
glassy bateful hall
  10/26/07
1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating...
charcoal razzle bbw becky
  10/26/07
i lulzed heavily
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/26/07
i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm
Thirsty toaster
  10/27/07
No 1:19 was the best.
trip ceo site
  08/24/08
nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33
cobalt telephone
  08/24/08
I LOLed
turquoise wonderful area
  10/29/07
this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the histo...
cobalt telephone
  08/24/08
lmao
trip ceo site
  08/24/08
stfu whokebe
sienna spot hunting ground
  08/24/08
STOP, whokebe.
trip ceo site
  08/24/08
haaaa
sienna spot hunting ground
  08/24/08
probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop fol...
cobalt telephone
  08/24/08
October 10, 2007 Dear Diary, I sent an email to the wa...
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/27/07
awesome.
passionate shrine
  10/27/07
...
turquoise wonderful area
  10/28/07
...
glassy bateful hall
  10/28/07
October 31, 2001 It was a hard thing to get up this mor...
Peach Submissive Office
  10/28/07
"I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live...
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/29/07
the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off ...
glassy bateful hall
  10/29/07
right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman.
passionate shrine
  10/29/07
was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz
Cerebral aqua public bath
  10/29/07
That was the joke, Ted
glassy bateful hall
  10/29/07
If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed.
Peach Submissive Office
  10/29/07
that was pretty fucking brilliant
Thirsty toaster
  10/29/07
Official Thread Artwork: http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php...
Thirsty toaster
  10/29/07
EPIC for posterity: http://hidebehind.com/A43E33
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/29/07
http://hidebehind.com/A43E33
Thirsty toaster
  11/20/07
this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new...
amber azn therapy
  10/29/07
180
passionate shrine
  10/29/07
Now THAT is amazing.
nubile point
  10/29/07
180 whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread
rusted nursing home
  10/29/07
ty
excitant corner
  10/29/07
I am completely blown away.
coral marvelous ticket booth police squad
  10/29/07
i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i pict...
amber azn therapy
  10/29/07
So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpie...
coral marvelous ticket booth police squad
  10/29/07
the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NY...
glassy bateful hall
  10/29/07
aha. ty.
coral marvelous ticket booth police squad
  10/29/07
its his diary
amber azn therapy
  10/29/07
http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png
glassy bateful hall
  10/29/07
what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner.
bright boyish chapel mood
  10/31/07
doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundles...
Thirsty toaster
  10/31/07
why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance?
bright boyish chapel mood
  10/31/07
it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could fin...
Thirsty toaster
  10/31/07
and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other pi...
bright boyish chapel mood
  10/31/07
van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks mlk and ros...
Thirsty toaster
  10/31/07
thanks
bright boyish chapel mood
  10/31/07
and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in i...
bright boyish chapel mood
  11/01/07
radiohead poster. hth
Thirsty toaster
  11/01/07
I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the basebal...
bright boyish chapel mood
  11/01/07
Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: diandre, I'd n...
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  11/02/07
i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame.
glassy bateful hall
  11/02/07
dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't ...
bright boyish chapel mood
  11/02/07
who is aldous huxley ...?
glassy bateful hall
  11/02/07
I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is.
trip ceo site
  08/24/08
those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really sh...
cobalt telephone
  08/24/08
I loled.
trip ceo site
  08/24/08
what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker
startling dark mediation
  09/30/08
ty
Self-centered Spectacular Mexican Friendly Grandma
  09/30/08
October 29, 2007. 8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful ...
Peach Submissive Office
  10/29/07
"Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes t...
rusted nursing home
  10/29/07
what is this firefox plug you speak of?
Cerebral aqua public bath
  10/29/07
8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those th...
turquoise wonderful area
  10/29/07
That was an awesome entry.
amber azn therapy
  11/02/07
September 24, 2007 Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt....
excitant corner
  10/29/07
haha perfect
turquoise wonderful area
  10/29/07
ty pauliewalnuts
excitant corner
  10/29/07
Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana...
Peach Submissive Office
  10/29/07
ty
Thirsty toaster
  12/14/07
"Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probabl...
cobalt telephone
  08/24/08
October 30, 2047 1. Telepath derogatory thread about bla...
irate hairraiser private investor
  10/29/07
ROFL
amber azn therapy
  10/29/07
*prints this thread out, carries it in pocket*
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/29/07
i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was ...
maize resort cuck
  10/29/07
Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe.
Doobsian hairless theater
  10/29/07
that is absolutely not true
lemon soul-stirring patrolman
  10/29/07
Hi Whokebe!
Doobsian hairless theater
  10/29/07
hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're al...
lemon soul-stirring patrolman
  10/29/07
stfu
Doobsian hairless theater
  10/29/07
you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr.
lemon soul-stirring patrolman
  10/29/07
stfu.
passionate shrine
  10/29/07
?
lemon soul-stirring patrolman
  04/09/08
?
passionate shrine
  04/09/08
are we friends?
lemon soul-stirring patrolman
  04/09/08
yes, friend.
passionate shrine
  04/09/08
completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn comp...
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/29/07
i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community acco...
lemon soul-stirring patrolman
  10/29/07
this is the TITCR
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/29/07
I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all.
Multi-colored brilliant field
  10/29/07
supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time t...
amber azn therapy
  10/29/07
October 25, 2007 5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners h...
Crawly foreskin keepsake machete
  10/29/07
168 with AA bump, 176
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/29/07
Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. T...
Thirsty toaster
  10/29/07
wtf? you should retire dood
Crawly foreskin keepsake machete
  10/29/07
stfu whokebe
amber azn therapy
  11/02/07
lol faggot
Crawly foreskin keepsake machete
  11/06/07
...
Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts.
amber azn therapy
  10/31/07
All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god.
bright boyish chapel mood
  11/01/07
you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the t...
amber azn therapy
  11/01/07
No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is abo...
bright boyish chapel mood
  11/01/07
Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best th...
flushed house
  11/01/07
seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the i...
amber azn therapy
  11/02/07
Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell?
bright boyish chapel mood
  11/01/07
link? you're whokebe?
Thirsty toaster
  11/01/07
you forgot the porn too.
bright boyish chapel mood
  11/01/07
you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth.
Thirsty toaster
  11/01/07
Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doen...
bright boyish chapel mood
  11/02/07
this thread is full of niggerism.
passionate shrine
  11/01/07
still an instant classic
aquamarine stage giraffe
  11/12/07
this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit.
vivacious buff prole tanning salon
  11/20/07
please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia
Motley affirmative action mad-dog skullcap
  11/20/07
holy shit. how am i only just NOW reading this all-timer of ...
Brindle sickened indian lodge
  11/20/07
Credited.
insane odious psychic sanctuary
  11/20/07
...
Abusive sweet tailpipe feces
  12/09/07
BUMP
Mahogany frozen new version
  12/14/07
i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally
black bearded selfie people who are hurt
  12/14/07
is he your schtick, pensive?
Mahogany frozen new version
  12/14/07
hi pensive
black bearded selfie people who are hurt
  12/14/07
he thinks this means he's "popular"
Aphrodisiac Casino Dog Poop
  12/14/07
OMG BUMP
turquoise wonderful area
  12/14/07
my room actually looks not unlike the pic in this thread
Self-centered Spectacular Mexican Friendly Grandma
  12/29/07
bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe)
glassy bateful hall
  01/18/08
lol no
jet-lagged fragrant senate gaming laptop
  03/02/08
Should I retire?
swashbuckling genital piercing hospital
  04/24/08
racist!
alcoholic lay idea he suggested
  05/01/08
...
pearly talented institution
  05/13/08
180
lurid anal narrative
  06/04/08
mean.
passionate shrine
  08/24/08
...
nyuug
  11/12/26


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Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

excerpt:

9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.

9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.

9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.

9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.

9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.

9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8815649)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816910)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 6:58 AM
Author: Titillating weed whacker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818533)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Thirsty toaster

Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM

Author: [Community accounts are for losers......]

excerpt:

9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.

9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.

9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.

9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.

9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.

9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917083)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped in a cage of my own making.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816005)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:06 PM
Author: passionate shrine

wait - that's from my diary.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816638)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Galvanic Legal Warrant

January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California

Dear Diary,

Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816044)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Adventurous sexy trailer park yarmulke

Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM

Author: whokebestrack

January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California

Dear Diary,

Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816123)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Legal Warrant

Why did you copy my post?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816134)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Adventurous sexy trailer park yarmulke

i really enjoyed it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816146)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Galvanic Legal Warrant

ty dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816147)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: Adventurous sexy trailer park yarmulke

yw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816200)



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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: Peach Submissive Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824562)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning

Mommy and daddy gave me a toy stethoscope for Christmas! It's so cool. It's my new favorite thing in the whole wide world! One day, I'm going to grow up to be a real doctor. That will make mommy and daddy so proud!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816544)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: Thirsty toaster

178

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816840)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful area

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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM

Author: kim deal's slight lisp

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(The Secret Diary of Whokebe)

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816841)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

Why are you using a community account to preserve a community account post?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816845)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

180 wow srsly

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816843)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:02 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i could bask in the glory this will surely bring to me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816849)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:03 PM
Author: passionate shrine

i will preserve for posterity.

Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM

Author: earl dood

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(The Secret Diary of Whokebe)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816855)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:04 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

you are a gentleman and a whokebe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816858)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:05 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

if you come back later under your real moniker to take credit, i'll understand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816863)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: passionate shrine

i would laugh, but it hits too close to home.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816844)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816919)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful area

179

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819159)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful area

179

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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Peach Submissive Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824545)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: carmine generalized bond church building

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917242)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: rusted nursing home

instant classic thread



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817044)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Crimson Nudist Gas Station Degenerate

have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for comedy shows?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817209)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling organic girlfriend

i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate 1/2 hour of whokebe related jokes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817229)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

yes we would!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817369)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced useless NYU UG degree

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817268)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: charcoal razzle bbw becky

1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating.

1:19 pm Just finished cleaning up, watching a youtube video of a nigger kicking a white guy's ass, and posting a nigger thread. awaiting responses

1:23 pm Bump nigger thread.

1:29 pm Bump nigger thread. wtf? that was a hilarious title about niggers

1:33 pm NIGGER THREAD HAS 4 RESPONSES IN IT!!! I light a few candles and turn my phone off. I put on The Bends (note to self, consider creating a radiohead thread this afternoon). I click the mouse. I read "stfu Whokebe." I matter.

1:35 pm I write "y" and click Post. Shaping up to be a great day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817414)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

i lulzed heavily

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817503)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Thirsty toaster

i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818002)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:42 AM
Author: trip ceo site

No 1:19 was the best.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092352)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:45 AM
Author: cobalt telephone

nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092366)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful area

I LOLed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827317)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:39 AM
Author: cobalt telephone

this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the history of xoxo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092338)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:40 AM
Author: trip ceo site

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092342)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:52 AM
Author: sienna spot hunting ground

stfu whokebe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092379)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: trip ceo site

STOP, whokebe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092384)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: sienna spot hunting ground

haaaa

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092385)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:02 AM
Author: cobalt telephone

probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop following her around

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092410)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 4:02 AM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

October 10, 2007

Dear Diary,

I sent an email to the waitress I met at the bar:

"Have you ever thought of Blackness? Not the simple blackness of your childhood crayon, but the impenetrable Blackness of the human soul? While on mescaline-fueled journeys, Blackness presents her warm body to me and urges me to embrace her naked frailty. She transforms herself into the mischievous blackness of small niglets singing their choruses in ruinous alleyways, she tightens her hold on me, and we hump together in the darkness of my bedroom until the hot liquid of our passion releases itself from my exhausted body. I lay still, as if dead, languishing in the sullen afterglow. Yet sometimes in the deepest fervor of these strange visions, I am suddenly revived by the dark horse of your beauty galloping thru space at 1.2 light years per hour into my black dreams, blinding me with a light so pure it resembles neither human love nor goodness but makes mockeries of them both. We should go out for drinks sometime next week. Are you free on Thursday?"

She hasn't responded. I realize now that I will never truly love a woman.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818485)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:59 PM
Author: passionate shrine

awesome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818818)



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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful area



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823917)



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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823918)



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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Peach Submissive Office

October 31, 2001

It was a hard thing to get up this morning and see what I had done. Picking over the vomit and the broken Guns and Roses albums, tossing aside the Totino's pizza boxes and a degree from a school that purportedly operated in a place called "Johnson City" I came across a stack of VHS tapes. It appeared that she had recorded some home movies over various aerobic instructional videos. Being careful not to move her again, because the blood smelled of coffee, trojan condoms and tacos, I popped one in the ancient VHS on top of the Curtis Mathis from 1984 that she had apparently meticulously maintained. It worked in any event.

Of course, it was her crooning at the cats that were even now eating from her damned inconvenient mortal remains. The fucking cats. They had been watching the whole time...they had seen the whole thing. They couldn't be allowed to pass on their knowledge. I picked up a shoe to begin my grizzly work....

It started innocently enough. I had seen her in a Starbucks and she had been counting her change. I realized she was a little short and even though she seemed very angry I approached and offered to pay for her milkshake (though it was disguised as a coffee drink of some sort). She looked at me and asked if I watched StarGate. I said that I did indeed and she asked me to come to her place. I had never been with a woman, but agreed quickly enough.

It turns out that she lived in a rowhouse in Baltimore, and she clearly could not afford to engage a woman for cleaning. Clothes, wrappers from maxi pads and other rubbage were strown about the apartment. She asked if I were hungry. Being somewhat stunned at having been propositioned in a coffee shoppe, I said yes. She whipped a Totinos out of the freezer and put it in the oven. It was cooked in a brief period and we enjoyed it together. Then, promising anal, she asked me to retire to her bedroom. Anal being an experience I had enjoyed, though form the other end, I agreed.

In her room she immediately demanded that I produce a condom. Having not expected this turn of events, I did not have one. Sighing in disgust, and speaking in terms of derision regarding my male genitalia, she opened a drawer next to her bed and tore one off of a roll that must have consisted of hundreds. I looked at her and stated that I was not sure of what to do and that I had not enjoyed a woman before. She insulted me severely and then proceeded to tell me to place my penis against her anus.

I complied, thinking that the other side must be as glorious as receiving had been. However, it was different. There were large swinging ti-tays. There was a slight musky odor from her loins. I could not decide what the difference was, but it was not as fulfilling as I had imagined. She asked me to put my cock into her vagina, and I refused. Remembering one other instance in which I had experienced pleasure (albeit with a man) I asked her to suck my penis.

She flew into a rage, stating that she would not suck a dick and espousing various feminist rhetoric. I asked her to quiet down, and told her that I would not insist that she put my penis in her mouth. Nonetheless she continued to berate me is such a fashion that I became agitated. Eventually, she called me a faggot, and being ashamed, I stuck her with a box of toasty-o's (apparently a generic cereal afforded easily on her salary) until she was dead. I then passed out with a feeling of satisfaction that I had not felt before.

Back to the morning. The videos are over and I have stumbled across a number of pictures of the bitch. I put them in my bag (always with me) along with the video tapes. I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824517)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:21 AM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

"I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo."

Made reading the entire thing worth it. I'm honored to have this on the thread. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825660)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: glassy bateful hall

the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off the rails.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825689)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: passionate shrine

right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825709)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: Cerebral aqua public bath

was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825725)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: glassy bateful hall

That was the joke, Ted

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825735)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:32 AM
Author: Peach Submissive Office

If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826034)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: Thirsty toaster

that was pretty fucking brilliant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825742)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 3:09 AM
Author: Thirsty toaster

Official Thread Artwork:

http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roomww9.png

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825767)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

EPIC

for posterity:

http://hidebehind.com/A43E33

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826388)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:26 AM
Author: Thirsty toaster

http://hidebehind.com/A43E33

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917086)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:57 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new level

whokebe is an utter disgrace

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826405)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: passionate shrine

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826521)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: nubile point

Now THAT is amazing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826854)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:15 PM
Author: rusted nursing home

180

whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827288)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:30 PM
Author: excitant corner

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827357)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: coral marvelous ticket booth police squad

I am completely blown away.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827685)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i picture when i think of whokebe, except i figured his computer would have stormfront on the screen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827690)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: coral marvelous ticket booth police squad

So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpiece, explain to me the Bible-looking book in his hand, and the picture of the man in a cap and gown. Is that 'kebe?

edit: i seriously lol'd at the mouse.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827701)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NYU diploma is Rosa Parks' mug shot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827709)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: coral marvelous ticket booth police squad

aha. ty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827718)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

its his diary

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827711)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827714)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837484)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: Thirsty toaster

doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundless knowledge of chemistry.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837491)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837503)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Thirsty toaster

it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could find. i was going to put a KKK hood on him, but it wasn't worth the effort.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837516)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other picture in the upper right hand corner? and the pills -- what's in em?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837507)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: Thirsty toaster

van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks

mlk and rosa parks (the other photo) because i imagine he looks up at the photographs of them while posting to find the strength to make more nigger threads

the pills are because i'm convinced he has mental disorders IRL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837525)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

thanks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837559)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in it with the diverging road. what's the significance?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841813)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Thirsty toaster

radiohead poster. hth

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841822)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM

Author: diandre,

I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.

(The Secret Diary of Whokebe)

ROFL @ whokebe the retard outing himself as another guy with mental problems on this site.

Diandre

AK47

Whokebe

Aznazn

who else?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842111)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: glassy bateful hall

i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842116)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't in years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842122)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: glassy bateful hall

who is aldous huxley ...?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842161)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: trip ceo site

I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092386)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:55 AM
Author: cobalt telephone

those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really should because the picture is fucking hilarious

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092388)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:04 AM
Author: trip ceo site

I loled.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092411)



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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:12 AM
Author: startling dark mediation

what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213485)



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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:15 AM
Author: Self-centered Spectacular Mexican Friendly Grandma

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213493)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:13 PM
Author: Peach Submissive Office

October 29, 2007.

8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful release that is sleep. Piss into coke bottle. I am thankful for once that my penis is small.

8:33- Log onto xoxo while enjoying small Merita powdered donuts in a bag. These are delicious.

8:34- Use new firefox plug in to read approximately 150 posts in five minutes. It appears that someone snuck into my room and took a picture after I fell asleep last night. This is disturbing.

8:35- Must counter negative influence of picture on the board or all will be lost.

8:36- Debate whether Nigger threads will best accomplish this goal. Sadly, I think not. Instead, a steady dose of threads from "newcomers" claiming to have been attracted to the board from me will be just the trick. Proceed with plan and begin megaposting.

8:37- Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!!

3:00 p.m.- resume good will mission on xoxo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827274)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: rusted nursing home

"Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!! "

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827292)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM
Author: Cerebral aqua public bath

what is this firefox plug you speak of?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827315)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful area

8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those threads."why is whokebe so influential" etc

i LOLed when i read your evaluation, which matches mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827325)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

That was an awesome entry.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845705)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: excitant corner

September 24, 2007

Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt. I knew persians were hot, but turns out Iran has no jews or faggots there either. Depending on my GMAT rerererereretake I'll consider applying to some med schools there. Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash.

Mom just sent up another batch of kerrs banana/strawberry juice. The rush is insane. I cant stop bumping my nigger threads and rate me threads. I literally got so excited that I broke the wheel on my swivel chair and I have to manually go from terminal to terminal to talk with myself on xo under different monikers.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827353)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful area

haha perfect

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827366)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: excitant corner

ty pauliewalnuts

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827374)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Peach Submissive Office

Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana strawberry juice reference.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827387)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Thirsty toaster

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024868)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:29 AM
Author: cobalt telephone

"Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash."

Great Thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092311)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: irate hairraiser private investor

October 30, 2047

1. Telepath derogatory thread about blacks and asians to XO portal

2. Kill and skin neigbors pet bobcat

3. Pick up Social Security credits from moleculizer

4. Plan on how to lose virginity once again



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827554)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

ROFL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827668)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:38 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

*prints this thread out, carries it in pocket*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828017)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: maize resort cuck

i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was laughing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828043)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Doobsian hairless theater

Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828318)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: lemon soul-stirring patrolman

that is absolutely not true

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828325)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Doobsian hairless theater

Hi Whokebe!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828348)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: lemon soul-stirring patrolman

hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're all whokebes, aren't we?" maybe something simple like "idiot." maybe just play it off with a "lulz." idk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828366)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: Doobsian hairless theater

stfu

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828716)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: lemon soul-stirring patrolman

you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828737)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: passionate shrine

stfu.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828750)



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Date: April 9th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: lemon soul-stirring patrolman

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601122)



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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: passionate shrine

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601166)



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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: lemon soul-stirring patrolman

are we friends?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601171)



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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: passionate shrine

yes, friend.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601289)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:32 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn complete sentence, you think he could reach this level of brilliance

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828515)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: lemon soul-stirring patrolman

i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community account you're posting from

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828522)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:00 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

this is the TITCR

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828639)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored brilliant field

I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828778)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time top 10.

and its only a few days old.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828858)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: Crawly foreskin keepsake machete

October 25, 2007

5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners handbook and start lesson 14.

5:24 PM Gets tired and searches through japanese website for wgwag porn.

5:27 PM Log into japanese forum for leads on obscure wgwag porn. Hentai69 provides link to new wgwag website that is japanese-only.

5:32 PM www.sushionmayonnaise.com is hard to navigate and japanese-translation dictionary is not much help.

5:34 PM Make 36 wgwag threads without post content out of frustration.

5:42 PM Stalk ex-girlfriend's facebook. Print out picture of her with current Asian husband. Masturbate to wgwag porn and finish on her picture. Shed single tear.

6:24 PM Make 27 wgwag threads. Each thread gets at least two posts. Afraid Japanese BusinessDood moniker is becoming more infamous than Whokebe and has overtaken AK47.

9:35 PM Create thread announcing break from posting. Whimpers.

10:05 PM Log into Xo as AK47



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828888)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease

168

with AA bump, 176

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828920)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Thirsty toaster

Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. They have conversations at night.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828929)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Crawly foreskin keepsake machete

wtf? you should retire dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828938)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: amber azn therapy

stfu whokebe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842185)



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Date: November 6th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Crawly foreskin keepsake machete

lol faggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8859347)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:13 AM
Author: Thriller Personal Credit Line Mad Cow Disease



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8834144)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837312)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841033)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the top threads in recent memory

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841251)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is about me anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841758)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 9:30 PM
Author: flushed house

Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best thread I have seen.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841374)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: amber azn therapy

seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the idiot behind the idiotic whokebe-related schticks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845698)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841795)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Thirsty toaster

link?

you're whokebe?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841854)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

you forgot the porn too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841910)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: Thirsty toaster

you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841930)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: bright boyish chapel mood

Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doens't have a leather jacket?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845624)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: passionate shrine

this thread is full of niggerism.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841802)



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Date: November 12th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: aquamarine stage giraffe

still an instant classic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8884623)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:39 AM
Author: vivacious buff prole tanning salon

this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917168)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Motley affirmative action mad-dog skullcap

please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917248)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 3:40 AM
Author: Brindle sickened indian lodge

holy shit. how am i only just NOW reading this all-timer of an xoxo thread?

a million 180s for this thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917336)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: insane odious psychic sanctuary

Credited.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8918630)



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Date: December 9th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Abusive sweet tailpipe feces



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: Mahogany frozen new version

BUMP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024798)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: black bearded selfie people who are hurt

i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024819)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: Mahogany frozen new version

is he your schtick, pensive?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024833)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: black bearded selfie people who are hurt

hi pensive

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024848)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Casino Dog Poop

he thinks this means he's "popular"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024879)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: turquoise wonderful area

OMG BUMP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9026486)



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Date: December 29th, 2007 2:56 PM
Author: Self-centered Spectacular Mexican Friendly Grandma

my room actually looks not unlike the pic in this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9085619)



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Date: January 18th, 2008 5:24 PM
Author: glassy bateful hall

bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9182702)



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Date: March 2nd, 2008 7:02 AM
Author: jet-lagged fragrant senate gaming laptop

lol no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9415091)



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Date: April 24th, 2008 6:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling genital piercing hospital

Should I retire?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9679196)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 4:51 AM
Author: alcoholic lay idea he suggested

racist!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9715891)



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Date: May 13th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: pearly talented institution



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9776613)



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Date: June 4th, 2008 3:23 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (son you're too eager)

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9857483)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:58 AM
Author: passionate shrine

mean.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092400)



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Date: November 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: nyuug



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#50254472)