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| mischievous ivory pit queen of the night | 04/06/18 |
| Iridescent whorehouse incel | 11/28/21 |
| aphrodisiac range | 09/02/24 |
| Vigorous corn cake really tough guy | 04/06/18 |
| orchid magical meetinghouse | 03/26/26 |
| beta deranged water buffalo | 04/06/18 |
| Vigorous corn cake really tough guy | 04/06/18 |
| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
| Indecent crackhouse community account | 04/07/18 |
| mischievous ivory pit queen of the night | 04/06/18 |
| beta deranged water buffalo | 04/06/18 |
| mischievous ivory pit queen of the night | 04/06/18 |
| beta deranged water buffalo | 04/06/18 |
| Razzle-dazzle plaza | 04/06/18 |
| beta deranged water buffalo | 04/08/18 |
| Insane Self-absorbed Lettuce | 04/08/18 |
| canary police squad | 04/06/18 |
| beta deranged water buffalo | 04/06/18 |
| Mildly Autistic Ebony Base Internal Respiration | 04/06/18 |
| mischievous ivory pit queen of the night | 04/06/18 |
| Mildly Autistic Ebony Base Internal Respiration | 04/06/18 |
| Tan exciting feces | 04/06/18 |
| mentally impaired soul-stirring parlour private investor | 04/06/18 |
| Offensive Love Of Her Life | 04/06/18 |
| mentally impaired soul-stirring parlour private investor | 04/06/18 |
| Offensive Love Of Her Life | 04/06/18 |
| Tan exciting feces | 04/06/18 |
| Offensive Love Of Her Life | 04/07/18 |
| house-broken low-t fanboi property | 04/06/18 |
| Tan exciting feces | 04/06/18 |
| amber beady-eyed chapel | 04/06/18 |
| Offensive Love Of Her Life | 04/08/18 |
| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
| beta deranged water buffalo | 04/06/18 |
| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
| beta deranged water buffalo | 04/06/18 |
| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
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| mischievous ivory pit queen of the night | 04/06/18 |
| mentally impaired soul-stirring parlour private investor | 04/06/18 |
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| Free-loading mahogany garrison | 04/06/18 |
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| Free-loading mahogany garrison | 04/06/18 |
| Provocative alpha address | 04/06/18 |
| house-broken low-t fanboi property | 04/06/18 |
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| Claret Galvanic Orchestra Pit Messiness | 04/06/18 |
| charismatic blue milk | 04/06/18 |
| drab spectacular step-uncle's house | 04/06/18 |
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| bright drunken abode | 04/06/18 |
| 180 shimmering national digit ratio | 04/06/18 |
| excitant theatre mood | 04/06/18 |
| drab spectacular step-uncle's house | 04/06/18 |
| mind-boggling nubile twinkling uncleanness | 03/26/26 |
| At-the-ready Idea He Suggested | 04/06/18 |
| sadistic cracking senate | 04/07/18 |
| Insane Self-absorbed Lettuce | 04/08/18 |
| flesh locus | 04/08/18 |
| Rebellious deer antler | 11/27/21 |
| sadistic cracking senate | 11/13/24 |
| hairless piazza | 10/16/25 |
| flushed marvelous pocket flask | 04/06/18 |
| Free-loading mahogany garrison | 04/06/18 |
| flushed marvelous pocket flask | 04/06/18 |
| Claret Galvanic Orchestra Pit Messiness | 04/06/18 |
| Razzle-dazzle plaza | 04/06/18 |
| Tan exciting feces | 04/07/18 |
| frozen hell | 04/07/18 |
| flushed marvelous pocket flask | 04/07/18 |
| bisexual swashbuckling keepsake machete | 04/06/18 |
| Razzle-dazzle plaza | 04/06/18 |
| beta deranged water buffalo | 04/08/18 |
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| racy cruel-hearted puppy | 10/16/25 |
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| Snowy principal's office main people | 04/07/18 |
| Indecent crackhouse community account | 04/07/18 |
| blathering mental disorder | 11/27/21 |
| Swollen son of senegal yarmulke | 10/23/18 |
| Rebellious deer antler | 11/27/21 |
| sepia diverse useless brakes | 11/27/21 |
| mischievous ivory pit queen of the night | 11/27/21 |
| hot spruce site | 11/27/21 |
| Vigorous corn cake really tough guy | 11/27/21 |
| gunneratttt | 10/16/25 |
| bright drunken abode | 04/06/18 |
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| mentally impaired soul-stirring parlour private investor | 04/06/18 |
| Sick dull reading party | 04/07/18 |
| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
| charismatic blue milk | 04/06/18 |
| Insane Self-absorbed Lettuce | 04/07/18 |
| Floppy Deep Lodge Mother | 04/06/18 |
| flushed marvelous pocket flask | 04/06/18 |
| Carnelian masturbator | 04/06/18 |
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| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
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| Claret Galvanic Orchestra Pit Messiness | 04/06/18 |
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| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
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| Floppy Deep Lodge Mother | 04/07/18 |
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| Chestnut dilemma | 04/07/18 |
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| Tan exciting feces | 04/07/18 |
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| At-the-ready Idea He Suggested | 04/06/18 |
| Razzle-dazzle plaza | 04/06/18 |
| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
| jet-lagged french chef | 04/06/18 |
| Tan exciting feces | 04/07/18 |
| Chestnut dilemma | 04/06/18 |
| misanthropic unhinged azn parlor | 04/07/18 |
| Tan exciting feces | 04/07/18 |
| Indecent crackhouse community account | 11/27/21 |
| Rebellious deer antler | 11/27/21 |
| Tan exciting feces | 04/07/18 |
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| excitant theatre mood | 10/23/18 |
| Swollen son of senegal yarmulke | 10/23/18 |
| Lake indirect expression degenerate | 10/23/18 |
| excitant theatre mood | 10/23/18 |
| Buck-toothed Shitlib | 10/23/18 |
| startled voyeur | 11/27/21 |
| Gold Trip Native | 11/27/21 |
| mischievous ivory pit queen of the night | 11/27/21 |
| Indecent crackhouse community account | 11/27/21 |
| brilliant newt | 11/27/21 |
| Vigorous corn cake really tough guy | 11/27/21 |
| brilliant newt | 11/28/21 |
| startled voyeur | 11/27/21 |
| curious school cafeteria | 11/27/21 |
| Iridescent whorehouse incel | 11/28/21 |
| umber hairraiser chad | 11/13/24 |
| racy cruel-hearted puppy | 10/16/25 |
| aphrodisiac range | 12/07/21 |
| Electric ultramarine tanning salon | 10/16/25 |
| Vigorous corn cake really tough guy | 10/16/25 |
| Vigorous corn cake really tough guy | 03/26/26 |
| Razzle-dazzle plaza | 03/26/26 |
| laughsome cocky stage mexican | 03/26/26 |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:11 PM Author: mischievous ivory pit queen of the night You start at one end of the mall and must exit through the other end. The mall has two levels and a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle. Mall systems are running as if it were a normal day (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780217) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:12 AM Author: Iridescent whorehouse incel EDIT: nm (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520528) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:56 PM Author: aphrodisiac range (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48040797) |
Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM Author: Vigorous corn cake really tough guy I'm a bit strapped right now, for $500K can I do this with one big cat? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780225) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:31 PM Author: orchid magical meetinghouse (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772691) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:13 PM Author: beta deranged water buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780233) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:14 PM Author: Vigorous corn cake really tough guy If Auntie Anne's pretzels is open you can just cook the cats some nice pretzel dogs, fill them up, and walk out the other side at your leisure (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780240) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Big cats love snacks. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780282) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:54 PM Author: Indecent crackhouse community account everyone loves snacks (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789344) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: mischievous ivory pit queen of the night this assumes a clear path to Spencer's w NOBIGCAT (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780246) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: beta deranged water buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780279) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:18 PM Author: mischievous ivory pit queen of the night a Nordstrom on the lower level of the opposite end (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780299) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: beta deranged water buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780327) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza this pleases me much to read (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783591) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:22 AM Author: beta deranged water buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790030) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:41 AM Author: Insane Self-absorbed Lettuce sprinted past an albino liger to poast this (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790067) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: canary police squad (guy who played Alien: Isolation) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781760) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:04 PM Author: beta deranged water buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783439) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Ebony Base Internal Respiration where is the food court?
is there a spencer's gifts? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780247) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:15 PM Author: mischievous ivory pit queen of the night Food court is upstairs near the department store w the exit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780263) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Ebony Base Internal Respiration Shit. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780408) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Tan exciting feces I'd do this cuz it'd be a good way to go. I put my odds of success at 35 percent. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780266) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:17 PM Author: mentally impaired soul-stirring parlour private investor I think it's much closer to 0%. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780287) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: Offensive Love Of Her Life Wtf are you impostering me for (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780318) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: mentally impaired soul-stirring parlour private investor whoa (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780332) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: Offensive Love Of Her Life (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780382) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM Author: Tan exciting feces It’s a homage. What color are you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781077) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:25 AM Author: Offensive Love Of Her Life Midnight blue (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784393) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:43 PM Author: house-broken low-t fanboi property (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781424) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 8:18 PM Author: Tan exciting feces (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35782144) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: amber beady-eyed chapel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783719) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:18 AM Author: Offensive Love Of Her Life (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790021) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:16 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma I'd do it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780272) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma *loads up on guns and distraction jerky at Dick's Sporting Goods* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780311) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM Author: beta deranged water buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780345) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma No, it's not. But I'll play along anyway.
*suits up Doom style with Craftsman chainsaw* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780404) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: beta deranged water buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780511) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:42 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Here, kitty, kitty. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780990) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma *charges full speed with chainsaw on security guard's Segway* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781044) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:23 PM Author: mischievous ivory pit queen of the night there's a mid sized sporting goods/ camping store but they don't sell guns (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780359) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: mentally impaired soul-stirring parlour private investor There's no chance of success if they're hungry, as described in OP.
If they were asleep you might be able to make it, but they'd probably want to play (roughly). They're very curious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780315) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: bisexual swashbuckling keepsake machete seems not that difficult (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780325) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:40 PM Author: boyish dog poop bbw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788159) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:21 PM Author: bateful ungodly hospital stock car I'd just grab some delicious Trump Steaks from the Sharper Image store (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780347) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:24 PM Author: internet-worthy toaster but where will I get the $1MM? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780372) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Learning disabled motley ceo prole Jaguar's not gonna do shit to a grown "male." Just avoid the tiger. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780410) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:34 PM Author: Free-loading mahogany garrison lol what (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780457) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:35 PM Author: Learning disabled motley ceo prole Do you know what a jaguar the animal is? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780462) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM Author: Free-loading mahogany garrison Its size and weight vary considerably: weights are normally in the range of 56–96 kg (123–212 lb). Larger males have been recorded to weigh as much as 158 kg (348 lb)
This could absolutely fuck a grown man up, are you insane? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780497) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM Author: Provocative alpha address jaguar crushes alligator's skull in jaws no match for pumo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780701) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:45 PM Author: house-broken low-t fanboi property that's a leopard (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781435) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: Provocative alpha address Who would win in a fight between a jaguar and a leopard? A jaguar. Besides being larger than a leopard, they have the strongest bite force of any big cat, including tigers and lions. They regularly kill crocs, which leopards don’t. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781751) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Claret Galvanic Orchestra Pit Messiness (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780736) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: charismatic blue milk sign me up (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780467) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:41 PM Author: drab spectacular step-uncle's house *rubs Chick-fil-a food court chicken all over self* *makes lots of noise* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780505) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: charismatic blue milk (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780513) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM Author: bright drunken abode (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780597) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:20 PM Author: 180 shimmering national digit ratio (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780773) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:49 PM Author: excitant theatre mood this made me spit my coffee out at work (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781049) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:02 PM Author: drab spectacular step-uncle's house ty (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781154) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:37 PM Author: mind-boggling nubile twinkling uncleanness Why do people lie about spit-takes? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772708) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:03 PM Author: At-the-ready Idea He Suggested (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783435) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:00 PM Author: sadistic cracking senate (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786732) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Insane Self-absorbed Lettuce *spicy chicken sandwich breading and polynesian sauc but cr (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789407) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:27 AM Author: flesh locus (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790038) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:36 PM Author: Rebellious deer antler (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520021) |
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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:03 PM Author: sadistic cracking senate (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48332322) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: hairless piazza (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353512) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:42 PM Author: flushed marvelous pocket flask odds seem pretty good as long as u don't draw double lion, lion/tiger, or double tiger ur avg 6'4 230 lb xo po would stunt on bobcats cheetahs leopards and cougars (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780512) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:43 PM Author: Free-loading mahogany garrison A "bobcat" is not a big cat lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780523) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:52 PM Author: flushed marvelous pocket flask seems like an outrageous thing to say about the smallest but pluckiest member of the big cat family what next, denver isn't in the midwest because it isn't mid enough? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781076) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Claret Galvanic Orchestra Pit Messiness Denver is not midwest (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781125) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:28 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza (denverite) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783613) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:32 PM Author: Tan exciting feces Lmao, ur retard. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786898) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: frozen hell the biggest idiot here hands down (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786916) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 8:16 PM Author: flushed marvelous pocket flask sry but xo settled the science on this 5+ years ago - middle part of the western united states or western part of the middle of the united states, by any definition it's midwest (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788046) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:44 PM Author: bisexual swashbuckling keepsake machete i'd prefer double lion. the others can climb (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780525) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:29 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza lions climb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG96HHqb7Jw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783618) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:21 AM Author: beta deranged water buffalo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790029) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:45 PM Author: Scarlet disturbing sandwich casino Malls have doors right? Can big cats open doors? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780535) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Yellow generalized bond roast beef I would start at the Macy's and grab about 8-10 mannequins and tie them all to a clothing rack side-to-side. Ideally these would span the width of the mall hallways. I'd dress them all up in drag gear with huge dildos glued over their bodies, and use shoelaces to tie my hands and feet to the hands and feet of the mannequins so I could control them like puppets. I'd then sneak out to the Sears and get 8-10 table saws and about 400 feet of extension cord and a surge protector. I'd duct tape the power saws to their hands, connect them to the surge protector, and plug it in. I would then walk with the mannequins through the mall, making synchronized slashing motions with the table saws, obliterating any "cats" in our way (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780596) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM Author: bright drunken abode (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780600) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: hot spruce site (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780747) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM Author: excitant theatre mood Gonna be hard sneaking to Sears when you’re hooked to your mannequin murder rape machine. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781086) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Yellow generalized bond roast beef It would actually be easier because I could grab everything at once (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781290) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: racy cruel-hearted puppy criminally underrated. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353472) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:51 PM Author: Ruby fragrant regret (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781473) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:55 AM Author: Snowy principal's office main people Amazing answer but you'd probably end up fucking and sucking your mannequin orgy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784788) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:56 PM Author: Indecent crackhouse community account what are the dildos for again (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789357) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:58 PM Author: blathering mental disorder ? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520450) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:35 PM Author: Swollen son of senegal yarmulke I'm laughing so hard in my office that I'm tearing up. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080416) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:37 PM Author: Rebellious deer antler (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520026) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:52 PM Author: sepia diverse useless brakes (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520083) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:57 PM Author: mischievous ivory pit queen of the night lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520114) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: hot spruce site (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520345) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:38 PM Author: Vigorous corn cake really tough guy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520347) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353503) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:54 PM Author: bright drunken abode Couldn’t you just crawl through the air ducts or walk across the roof (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780604) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 4:55 PM Author: Bronze candlestick maker This would be like the kitchen scene from Jurassic Park (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780606) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:09 PM Author: Yellow generalized bond roast beef Where is the rainforest Cafe located in this mall? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780682) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:12 PM Author: Yellow generalized bond roast beef Plan B: get a huge bottle of lotion at bed, bath, and body works and run through the mall squirting it on the floor and laughing as they slip and tumble over each other (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780704) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:18 PM Author: mentally impaired soul-stirring parlour private investor Slipping subtle insider info re merger of B&BW & BB&B? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780750) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:06 PM Author: Sick dull reading party underrated (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786762) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Oh, what "kings of the jungle." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781007) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: charismatic blue milk cr plan (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781009) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:39 AM Author: Insane Self-absorbed Lettuce (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784429) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Floppy Deep Lodge Mother Wouldn’t two hungry big cats just attack each other, killing one and leaving the other heavily wounded but well fed? Why would I pay 1m for that? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780720) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:50 PM Author: flushed marvelous pocket flask op must really have it in for big cats (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781054) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:16 PM Author: Carnelian masturbator Does the mall have a sporting goods store? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780732) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:15 PM Author: Lake indirect expression degenerate (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783515) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783639) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: Lake indirect expression degenerate mind reader, are you a gremlin (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783718) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:17 PM Author: Claret Galvanic Orchestra Pit Messiness good thread would play again (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780743) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:27 PM Author: mauve vivacious set immigrant dear god please let a fortuitous hungry big cat dood... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35780844) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:53 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma *releases pet store chihuahua diversion* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781083) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 5:55 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Cats are cats.
Grab a couple memory foam mattresses and some meat from the food court, and they'll probably have dinner and curl up for a nap. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781100) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza why not hollow out a body hole from a mattress and then put it on top of yourself and then just inch along the floor, protected by possibly five mattresses resting on top of you (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783637) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Could work. I had a similar idea.
Hypo: 1M to be locked in abandoned mall w two hungry big cats (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783652) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM Author: jet-lagged french chef Hole up in the nearest store where I can easily make myself inaccessible to a cat (by closing doors, building a barrier, w/e). Ideally, have bottled water nearby.
Wait for cats to die of hunger/thirst. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781443) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:01 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma There's a reason we rule this rock. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783421) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:34 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza a lion can go a month without eating, did you cop all the auntie anne's and marble slab yet? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783675) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: jet-lagged french chef A human can also go a month without eating bud. Also these are "hungry" cats so I assume they're at least a few days into NOFOOD already. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783697) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:40 AM Author: Floppy Deep Lodge Mother bloodacre could go for a year (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784433) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:08 PM Author: Sick dull reading party *Cats frolic in mall fountain* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786769) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:24 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Or shits in it.
(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786846) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:47 PM Author: Flirting cruise ship telephone Do they still have The Sharper Image? A couple of big cats would go apeshit for those kooky gadgets they sell (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781444) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:27 PM Author: Tan exciting feces Race car would be perfect! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786861) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 6:50 PM Author: Infuriating rigor karate Wouldn’t the speed advantages of the big cats be compromised with marble floors??
Surely pumped up on adrenaline, donning Howie Long’s slip on sketchers and running about 19mph you should be able to out maneuver them for lack of traction (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35781464) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:05 PM Author: At-the-ready Idea He Suggested I'd suck off the lion and top the other "cat" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783447) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:26 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza is there an adopt a pet at this mall (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783594) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:30 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Get one of these metal display stands: https://files.catbox.moe/ka5k9k.jpg
Cover it with a sheet that has a view port cut out of it.
Then turtle your way to the other end. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783631) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: jet-lagged french chef Clever (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783681) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:28 PM Author: Tan exciting feces Plausible success until they get curious and knock it over when they smell you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786868) |
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Date: April 6th, 2018 11:35 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma *hops in Tesla, drives to other end* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35783677) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 1:11 AM Author: misanthropic unhinged azn parlor First, I don a Canadian tuxedo in Macy's and some Air Maxes:
There are two floors in Macy's and escalators inside the store. Kinda like this but with 2 floors:
https://www.thesomersetcollection.com/retailers/macys/
I get my bearings, up and down. I figure a big cat doesn't know how to ride an escalator--especially the wrong way up. I stack some mannequins by the landing so I can throw in its path up the escalator if it comes to that.
There is a home goods store with big kitchen knives. I grab a couple of pointy 6" ones like this
I need a warning system to alert me to the cats' presence. I want to know where they are before I make a move--if I can help it. I bet I can move a bunch of light chairs and stools from the makeup section (supplemented by some shelving or something) to create a barrier of sorts in front of each entrance that will won't stop a determined cat but will make enough racket to give me warning to flee up or down.
I'll figure out how to raise and lower the evening security gate and close it down and get some sleep.
I think my next play is to move my barriers outward, clearing safe space several stores down. Same idea with a warning detector. I probably can lower the security gates to 3" off the floor, drape some sheets over it to the floor and block most of the open clearance with some tables or stacked mattresses. Just to confuse the cat enough to let me get through and then up or down and out. I know I can slip through my designated opening and if chased head up or down and slip out the other entrance in the same way. I leave some mattresses outside the gate for shutting the cat inside.
But if that happens, then it's a surprise and I'm out in the open with 1 cat to go. So I'm careful at first. I want to see it coming.
I think I like the idea of being on the top floor and baiting them downstairs. The food court is too far so I need to get them downstairs in my section. I have all kinds of scented shit, gift baskets, cupcake batter. So I definitely have some type of food bait, but who knows if they cats haven't found the same kind of shit in the mall. But this is perfect:
I decide to be ironic and lather copies amounts of wet pancake batter around a mannequins's ken doll nullo and hang dripping from the second store to about 5' off the ground downstairs. As far down as to the first atrium I can comfortably get. I tie some jingle bells or glasses or whatever i can scrounge up around to make a warning sound.
I set up a couple more.
If I can put eyes on 2 cats at once downstairs, I run to freedom in my Nike Air's. That's my plan.
(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35784344) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:29 PM Author: Tan exciting feces /thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786876) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:30 PM Author: Indecent crackhouse community account (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519997) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:39 PM Author: Rebellious deer antler (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520031) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:33 PM Author: Tan exciting feces Get a bunch of laser pointers from Spencer’s and send them hauling ass to the other side. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786902) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Tan exciting feces Two words: Quad-Copter (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35786919) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 9:07 PM Author: pale public bath yes, I'm in. I don't think this would be terribly hard. Would take some patience and resourcefulness.
That said, I once worked in a mall, so I'm cocky. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35788296) |
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Date: April 7th, 2018 11:36 PM Author: passionate gaming laptop Fantastic thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35789223) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:19 AM Author: propecia mathematica (u$po) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmNyVFibClQ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790022) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:26 AM Author: impertinent ticket booth legal warrant id put catnip all over the place, slip out back door while catdoods are catnipin' (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790037) |
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Date: April 8th, 2018 3:33 AM Author: jet comical tank What if one cat decided to take an escalator down you could just sneak by (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#35790046) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM Author: excitant theatre mood (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080397) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:32 PM Author: Swollen son of senegal yarmulke I'll take it. However, my plan is just to wander down to Hot Dog on a Stick and gorge myself until the Tigers get me. I don't really want to live anymore and I also love Hot Dog on a Stick, so this hypo works well for me. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080406) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:36 PM Author: Lake indirect expression degenerate Since this thread's debut whenever I go to a mall I ponder ways to evade two hypothetical big cats within it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080420) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:40 PM Author: excitant theatre mood Same (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080443) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2018 4:41 PM Author: Buck-toothed Shitlib I haven't been to a mall in years
now reading through this 180 thread, I am reconsidering (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#37080445) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:32 PM Author: startled voyeur (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520001) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:19 PM Author: Gold Trip Native (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519952) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:20 PM Author: mischievous ivory pit queen of the night (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519956) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:21 PM Author: Indecent crackhouse community account "big cats" in the title always cracks me up (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519962) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:28 PM Author: brilliant newt Do you get to choose the cats? Might be worth it if it’s leopards, cheetahs, mountain lions, and/or Jaguars. Cheetahs have a very specific fixed action pattern that is easy to avoid triggering, and the remainder are primarily ambush predators. Lions (especially male) and tigers would be tough as shit though. Hopefully one of the nearby stores has laser pointers. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519987) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:34 PM Author: Vigorous corn cake really tough guy How the fuck is this even a question?
"a random hungry big cat (lion, tiger, jaguar etc) is placed on each near the middle"
Random. Raaaaaaaaaaandom. RANDOM. No, you don't get to choose the cats, because that's literally the opposite of random. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520331) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:04 AM Author: brilliant newt I dunno. You could choose the species and then it would be random if it was Darnell the lion or Jacqueline the lioness. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520487) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 10:29 PM Author: startled voyeur FUCK yeah, I carry anytime I'm out. I'll shoot two big cats for $1mm. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43519993) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:03 PM Author: curious school cafeteria (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520146) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 12:09 AM Author: Iridescent whorehouse incel Get to a secure location with enough water to last 48 hours and wait for the cats to die of thirst. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43520515) |
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Date: November 13th, 2024 3:08 PM Author: umber hairraiser chad They could just drink out of the toilets (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#48332343) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: racy cruel-hearted puppy okay, then wait for them to die of hep c. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353474) |
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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:21 PM Author: aphrodisiac range (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#43575672) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Electric ultramarine tanning salon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353428) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Vigorous corn cake really tough guy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49353482) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:04 PM Author: Vigorous corn cake really tough guy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772598) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle plaza Sure. I don't know if y'all have ever paid attention, but malls all have hallways that run all over the place that are for employees only that would be well out of the way of BIGCAT. You get in one, you cop dat service ladder, and you travel through the ceiling.
It's how you know this site is populated with losers who've never worked an honest day in their lives. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772667) |
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Date: March 26th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: laughsome cocky stage mexican big cats tp (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3941332&forum_id=2#49772703) |