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Kicked out of a bar for the stupidest reason yet
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Cream tanning salon Me and a couple guys went out to a bar last night. Fancy cocktail place named after a Finnish architect but has a sick little outdoor patio full of art student girls with those ugly bangs they all have. We are just firing away pounding negronis and other faggy drinks and these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff. These girls are smoking black & milds and pounding beers and they're all like 95 pounds. Told one if she had an identical twin their combined bodyweight would be less than my wife's. We were having a killer night.
Our waiter was this Portuguese guy. He's working his ass off keeping us served and one dude asked his name, "Esposito" he tells us. So we started singing his name to the tune of that "despacito" song every time he came out, eventually the whole patio was joining in. After about a dozen times of this the manager came out, said we were all being too loud and had to leave. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014386) |
Date: July 21st, 2026 1:20 PM Author: pearly elite french chef these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014389) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Cream tanning salon We took the place over (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014393) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:25 PM Author: pearly elite french chef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014396) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:54 PM Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014458) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:21 PM Author: marvelous dysfunction Gorgeous guy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014390) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Crimson Demanding Point What was the best HS football story out of all the ones that were told? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014428) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:49 PM Author: claret pit preventive strike cq (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014451) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:19 PM Author: Cream tanning salon Kid on the other team had to get an emergency tracheotomy cause my friend punched him in the throat during a play. Was a big scandal at the time & made the regional news (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014746) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Crimson Demanding Point Did the coach stab in the neck with a pen? How did he live long enough before the emergency trach? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015262) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:17 PM Author: Cream tanning salon Did you know about this? Wtf. They did stab him with a bic pen. There was an ambulance already on site (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015267) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Crimson Demanding Point lol no I just guessed and was kind of being sarcastic. I was trying to think how he would live unless you stabbed him with something sharp and a pen was what I came up with. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015271) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:22 PM Author: learning disabled office indirect expression regional news as in like NECN or News 12? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015274) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: violet dead hell boistinker expected TSINAH (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014430) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Khaki field nowag eero's tavern? they kicked me out after i drunkenly choked a guy with their novelty gateway arch stool backs. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014481) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Abnormal Sepia Rehab cr thing to do in that situation is to demand brunch and get up on the bar and start dancing (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014505) |
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