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Should I go to law school or stick with consulting? (Cost benefit analysis)

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aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
go to law school
Very tactful crimson candlestick maker
  11/29/16
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aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
you won't last that long in consulting. this is also stup...
Brindle soul-stirring theater
  11/29/16
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aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
learn how to do proper analysis and maybe I'll hire you.
Brindle soul-stirring theater
  11/29/16
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cerebral grizzly theatre
  02/14/17
either way, stfu about it
Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse
  11/29/16
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aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
while we're at it can you bash your head against the sidewal...
Brindle soul-stirring theater
  11/29/16
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stirring umber pocket flask generalized bond
  11/30/16
yfwgi but it's unlikely you'll end up in biglaw given your a...
Ebony excitant pisswyrm heaven
  11/29/16
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aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
It kind of is, though the benefit is marginal past 2 yrs. on...
translucent kitchen
  11/29/16
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180 goyim parlour
  11/29/16
What year did you graduate UG? If you will be ~28 at OCI you...
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
Would be 34
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
Yeah plenty of people at my non-HYS t14 were around that age...
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
180
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
They're right about the senior associates though, but ymmv o...
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
How was northwestern
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
CCN, hoe. I'll start saying t6 like a true faggot.
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
How was NYU?
Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
  11/29/16
Is that one still better than shiTTTcago?
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
Have you even taken the lsat yet/
Hairraiser skinny woman
  11/29/16
Jesus not the official but I know the lsat
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
take the real lsat, find out what you get, then decide
Hairraiser skinny woman
  11/29/16
Ok
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
depends on what law school you get into Btw, how sure are...
offensive plaza
  11/29/16
It would be a t13 if I go Not sure man. It's not hard wo...
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
lmao
Razzle ratface shrine
  11/29/16
Ljl at my shittttty life right?
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
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High-end cobalt dingle berry
  11/30/16
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Angry fluffy boltzmann
  07/23/17
debt should be $250-300k. also need to factor in interest ob...
Sooty keepsake machete
  11/29/16
Dammit Donny I'm not paying full freight to go to LS
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
that's what you say now.
Sooty keepsake machete
  11/29/16
also kinda strong assumption on in house 3 years in
Razzle ratface shrine
  11/29/16
True but assuming more biglaw makes the model seem more pro ...
diverse hissy fit private investor
  11/29/16
moar biglaw = better life, lol
Lascivious honey-headed bbw people who are hurt
  11/29/16
yfwgi but have you considered going to b-school?
Ebony excitant pisswyrm heaven
  11/29/16
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aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
yfwgi but are you aware that law school may only get you abo...
Ebony excitant pisswyrm heaven
  11/29/16
lol at law school guaranteeing $200k+ in salary
Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse
  11/29/16
HE JUST WONT LISTEN
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
honestly, I want him to go just so I can see how he reacts a...
Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse
  11/29/16
and by "not cracked up to be", we mean an absolute...
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
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Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse
  11/29/16
Start the in-house salary at 250 Also assume four years of...
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
Dude wtf. No way 250k in-house is even remotely guaranteed
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
In this market of you pick the right practice area it's a sa...
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
You need 5-7 years of biglaw, plus good firm, and you will s...
Self-centered drunken potus deer antler
  11/29/16
(shittigator)
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
Nah, they need like 8 to 10 years biglaw and most won't get ...
Self-centered drunken potus deer antler
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Heady bright crackhouse
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Razzle ratface shrine
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fragrant cuckoldry
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We're going to make peterman great again!!!!
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
Suicide is painless brother
provocative seedy laser beams wagecucks
  11/29/16
law isn't fun. just work your chill consulting job and find ...
Sooty keepsake machete
  11/29/16
you need to build in probabilities for these things not e...
Angry fluffy boltzmann
  11/29/16
Assuming t14 90% of people who want biglaw get it
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
This is not true.
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
In today's market it definitely is fag
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
(GULC 2L still hoping for the best)
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
Last year 85% of CLS oci participants got an offer
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
Oh wow, #4 school, great metric for the t14. "55.1% ...
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
44.1% (BL+FC, GULC 2015) https://www.lstreports.com/compa...
Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
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Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
lol horrible if tru
fighting site masturbator
  02/14/17
Right. Your "90% of t14" is way too high. Gulc is ...
Blue Reading Party
  11/29/16
Gulc is a special case though. Cornell has similar offer rat...
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
80% of T6 is more like it. The people who "didn't want ...
lavender space place of business
  11/29/16
eh, it's a pretty high probability. not saying you will get ...
Razzle ratface shrine
  11/29/16
Bottom 30% was still precarious at my school, but you're rig...
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
fair. tbf should probably knock out GULC too
Razzle ratface shrine
  11/29/16
leave dork enlightenment alone, asshole
Sooty keepsake machete
  11/29/16
these numbers are more appropriate for v100 than 250
Angry fluffy boltzmann
  11/29/16
Only T5 gets anywhere close to that. CLS: 79.2% CHI: 82....
Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
  11/29/16
what is BL/FC? also you have to count clerks, they are m...
Razzle ratface shrine
  11/29/16
Big Law/Federal Clerk
Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
  11/29/16
Those reports are post grad. I'm talking about oci participa...
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
"Many people" do not do anything except for clerki...
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
Go fuck urself u TTT faggot
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
Pumos are really channelling their inner 7th grader today.
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
(Bottom 1/3rd nyu 3L)
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
lol at that comically low debt figure. You know you pay inte...
Blue Reading Party
  11/29/16
cr ljl @ him also assuming positive earnings in 2l and 3l
Angry fluffy boltzmann
  11/29/16
What kind of consultant makes 112k at Sr. Mgr? Those titles...
Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS
  11/29/16
Yeah I'll just get MBB bro! Brb while I JUST DO get MBB ...
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
If you go MBA with previous consulting background, MBB is no...
Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS
  11/29/16
what's their base salaries
High-end cobalt dingle berry
  11/29/16
Everyone is matching McK at 152 base for post-MBA hires. ...
Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS
  11/29/16
I'm starting to think he's just elaborate, long game B schoo...
lavender space place of business
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aggressive amber personal credit line set
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Hmm seems like it's better to be a sales Chad pulling down 4...
High-end cobalt dingle berry
  11/29/16
JUST DO!
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
Working for big 4 consulting is kind of pathetic though
magenta double fault orchestra pit
  11/29/16
The exit opps are not quite as lucrative as biglaw, but have...
Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS
  11/29/16
I work in gov consulting, too.
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
how so?
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
you have to factor in a recession/depression. You think you ...
Racy forum
  11/29/16
This is meaningless without probability weightings. Your ch...
exciting station
  11/29/16
Cr
Self-centered drunken potus deer antler
  11/29/16
his chance of biglaw right now is like 5% if he takes th...
Razzle ratface shrine
  11/29/16
DO NOT GO. STAY AS A CONSULTANT
fishy bearded philosopher-king trailer park
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Heady bright crackhouse
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peterman crying losing hoap itt
Angry fluffy boltzmann
  11/29/16
If you have autism-linked OCD to the point of needing medica...
lavender space place of business
  11/29/16
wouldn't getting an MBA be better? Did you score 170+ on th...
opaque halford police squad
  11/29/16
He hasn't taken it yet lol
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
also how to cop consulting gig? t20 ls bottom of class here...
opaque halford police squad
  11/29/16
It's crazy that 90% of people in this thread are telling him...
Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse
  11/29/16
I made the decision to go to LS because I had nothing else, ...
Yapping milk
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Angry fluffy boltzmann
  11/29/16
TTT. No accounting for chances of failure and success. ...
cerebral grizzly theatre
  11/29/16
JESUS this thread ballooned while I was going through the TH...
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
little did you know that your hold was being BLOWN OUT as yo...
Angry fluffy boltzmann
  11/29/16
I think he just skulks around with a permanently prolapsed a...
Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
  11/29/16
Lol
High-end cobalt dingle berry
  11/29/16
LOL NO: ITT: -A guy that thinks all MBA grads make 152...
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
you: - assuming that getting into a competitive mba prog...
Angry fluffy boltzmann
  11/29/16
ADDENDUM (and i reiterate that you are flame and have always...
Angry fluffy boltzmann
  11/30/16
180
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  02/01/17
PWN PWN PWN
fishy bearded philosopher-king trailer park
  11/30/16
stfu peterman
Glassy step-uncle's house nibblets
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Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
  11/29/16
Listen to me closely. You will not get biglaw. Counting on t...
fragrant cuckoldry
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Razzle ratface shrine
  11/29/16
Eat shit faggot!
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
"feel free to critique or lay comment"
fragrant cuckoldry
  11/29/16
http://imgur.com/a/2freR
aggressive amber personal credit line set
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That's the guy who whipped your ass in contracts because he ...
fragrant cuckoldry
  11/29/16
Scathing
Heady bright crackhouse
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Angry fluffy boltzmann
  07/23/17
in peterman's defense he claims to have a 3.9 from ivy or wa...
Razzle ratface shrine
  11/29/16
To be fair, He got a 3.9 in Poli Sci or some other bullsh...
Self-centered drunken potus deer antler
  11/29/16
Just like 95% of HLS?
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
I'm saying that a 3.9 in sleeping and drinking all day studi...
Self-centered drunken potus deer antler
  11/29/16
Judging by his general lack of friends around the country, I...
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
If he really has a 3.9, then he has a better chance of atten...
fragrant cuckoldry
  11/29/16
Holy Cross is a FINE school brother--a CATHOLIC IVY
High-end cobalt dingle berry
  11/30/16
LOL holy cross - top destination for working class brookl...
navy chest-beating weed whacker theater stage
  11/30/16
"... 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry...
Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
  11/29/16
Bro u rlly took offense to my bottom 1/3rd at NYU comment. Y...
aggressive amber personal credit line set
  11/29/16
WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU FAGGOT.
Heady bright crackhouse
  11/29/16
I'm happy to admit that I'm below median at CCN, where I hav...
Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
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BIGLAW SECURITY!
aggressive amber personal credit line set
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Heady bright crackhouse
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Swashbuckling indirect expression church building
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This is a masterpiece
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Angry fluffy boltzmann
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180
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propecia mathematica
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this was 180 actually
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Angry fluffy boltzmann
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High-end cobalt dingle berry
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aggressive amber personal credit line set
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cot DAMN peterman's asshold got BLOWN OUT itt
Flickering Range
  11/30/16
wow so Peterman went pumo because of this thread?
Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse
  11/30/16
he's a manic little twink. whenever he gets smacked down har...
navy chest-beating weed whacker theater stage
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faglord
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aggressive amber personal credit line set
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Jfc do you have OCD
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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015596)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Very tactful crimson candlestick maker

go to law school

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015601)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018139)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring theater

you won't last that long in consulting.

this is also stupid bc it doesn't factor in living expenses or savings every year. you suck at analyzing shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018114)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018137)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring theater

learn how to do proper analysis and maybe I'll hire you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018157)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: cerebral grizzly theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32624328)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse

either way, stfu about it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015612)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015640)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring theater

while we're at it can you bash your head against the sidewalk enough times so you aren't capable of poasting anymore?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018164)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:03 AM
Author: stirring umber pocket flask generalized bond



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32021670)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Ebony excitant pisswyrm heaven

yfwgi but it's unlikely you'll end up in biglaw given your age

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015619)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015635)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: translucent kitchen

It kind of is, though the benefit is marginal past 2 yrs. on the other hand, you're at a huge disadvantage trying to pull allnighters fixing commas in your 30s and being a fuckboy to seniors your age.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015667)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: 180 goyim parlour



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

What year did you graduate UG? If you will be ~28 at OCI you'll be fine IME, idk what these posters are talking about.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015717)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

Would be 34

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015835)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Yeah plenty of people at my non-HYS t14 were around that age. Average entering age is like 26 or something, I was on the young end obviously as KJD. "Top" OCI outcomes of my friend group were a current 30yr old going SullCrom, 29 yr old going to WC and a 30 yr old ex military bro going to Gibson Dunn LA.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015878)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015885)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:45 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

They're right about the senior associates though, but ymmv ofcourse

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015890)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

How was northwestern

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015929)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

CCN, hoe. I'll start saying t6 like a true faggot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015971)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building

How was NYU?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015996)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Is that one still better than shiTTTcago?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016022)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser skinny woman

Have you even taken the lsat yet/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015644)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

Jesus not the official but I know the lsat

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015651)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser skinny woman

take the real lsat, find out what you get, then decide

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015656)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

Ok

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015700)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: offensive plaza

depends on what law school you get into

Btw, how sure are you of your progression in consulTTTing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015711)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

It would be a t13 if I go

Not sure man. It's not hard work, just tedious and a bit mind numbing



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015756)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015763)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

Ljl at my shittttty life right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015851)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: High-end cobalt dingle berry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32022265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Sooty keepsake machete

debt should be $250-300k. also need to factor in interest obviously

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015769)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

Dammit Donny

I'm not paying full freight to go to LS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015817)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Sooty keepsake machete

that's what you say now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015903)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine

also kinda strong assumption on in house 3 years in

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015826)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: diverse hissy fit private investor

True but assuming more biglaw makes the model seem more pro law school.

Also sum borrowed =/= sum repaid. If you borrow 115k you're paying back far more than 115

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015902)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Lascivious honey-headed bbw people who are hurt

moar biglaw = better life, lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019931)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Ebony excitant pisswyrm heaven

yfwgi but have you considered going to b-school?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015849)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015863)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: Ebony excitant pisswyrm heaven

yfwgi but are you aware that law school may only get you above the $200k bump for two or three years and then seriously impair your ability to ever get back there again?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015896)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse

lol at law school guaranteeing $200k+ in salary

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015915)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

HE JUST WONT LISTEN

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015918)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse

honestly, I want him to go just so I can see how he reacts after he figures out law school isn't all its cracked up to be

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015938)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

and by "not cracked up to be", we mean an absolute fucking scam where everyone hopes that they can transition "to the business side". Whatever though, we tried.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015957)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015965)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

Start the in-house salary at 250

Also assume four years of biglaw



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015932)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Dude wtf. No way 250k in-house is even remotely guaranteed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015942)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

In this market of you pick the right practice area it's a safe assumption

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015953)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken potus deer antler

You need 5-7 years of biglaw, plus good firm, and you will still be looking for a year or so at lower payingin house



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016029)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

(shittigator)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016033)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken potus deer antler

Nah, they need like 8 to 10 years biglaw and most won't get inhouse

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016503)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016515)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016636)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: fragrant cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019800)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

We're going to make peterman great again!!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015949)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: provocative seedy laser beams wagecucks

Suicide is painless brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015933)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Sooty keepsake machete

law isn't fun. just work your chill consulting job and find some good hobbies. living for work is TTT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015941)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann

you need to build in probabilities for these things

not everyone gets biglaw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015951)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

Assuming t14 90% of people who want biglaw get it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015955)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

This is not true.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015966)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

In today's market it definitely is fag

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015972)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

(GULC 2L still hoping for the best)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32015988)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

Last year 85% of CLS oci participants got an offer

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016016)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Oh wow, #4 school, great metric for the t14.

"55.1% of all graduates secured job offers by graduation."

GULC 2014

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016031)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building

44.1% (BL+FC, GULC 2015)

https://www.lstreports.com/compare/gulc/berkeley/michigan/



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016250)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016507)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: fighting site masturbator

lol horrible if tru

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32624256)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: Blue Reading Party

Right. Your "90% of t14" is way too high. Gulc is the biggest school in the T14 and it probably doesn't get 50% in biglaw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016036)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

Gulc is a special case though. Cornell has similar offer rates.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016052)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: lavender space place of business

80% of T6 is more like it. The people who "didn't want it" and "always planned to do public interest" are lying. HTH.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016562)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine

eh, it's a pretty high probability. not saying you will get a job you enjoy or a practice group you want, but pretty much anyone in t14 who doestn have debilitating aspergers can get some kind of amlaw250 firm - look at TMF

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016005)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Bottom 30% was still precarious at my school, but you're right. I think 90% is a little overblown though, a few people "realized they didn't want biglaw" around Sept 20th

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016051)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine

fair. tbf should probably knock out GULC too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016081)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Sooty keepsake machete

leave dork enlightenment alone, asshole

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016058)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann

these numbers are more appropriate for v100 than 250

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016070)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building

Only T5 gets anywhere close to that.

CLS: 79.2%

CHI: 82.7%

NYU: 68.1%

https://www.lstreports.com/compare/columbia/chicago/nyu/

Note, 155 NYU 2015 grads didn't get BL or FC. There aren't THAT many PI bleeding hearts at NYU. 155.

86 CLS 2015 grads walking away without BL or FC is also sickening. 86.

34 CHI 2015 grads getting blown out is OK.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016281)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine

what is BL/FC?

also you have to count clerks, they are most liekly qualified for biglaw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016306)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building

Big Law/Federal Clerk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016316)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

Those reports are post grad. I'm talking about oci participants. Many people get offers but do something besides clerking or biglaw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016350)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

"Many people" do not do anything except for clerking or biglaw. What kind of anecdotal bullshit are you pulling this from? 98% of 2L SAs w/ BL+FC offers accept them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016581)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

Go fuck urself u TTT faggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016588)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Pumos are really channelling their inner 7th grader today.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016603)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

(Bottom 1/3rd nyu 3L)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016583)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Blue Reading Party

lol at that comically low debt figure. You know you pay interest on those loans. Don't go to law school. I told you about my experiences from a T6. The median salaries 5+ years out for recent grads are mediocre. Many have left the practice entirely. You also don't have a good handle on the odds of those paths you mapped out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016009)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann

cr

ljl @ him also assuming positive earnings in 2l and 3l

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016030)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS

What kind of consultant makes 112k at Sr. Mgr? Those titles sound like DeloiTTTe but the salaries are off.

Get into MBB and you'll be clearing 200k+ as a 2-3rd year and your exit ops are more like 250k+

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016230)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

Yeah I'll just get MBB bro! Brb while I JUST DO get MBB

I work in a PR firm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016251)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS

If you go MBA with previous consulting background, MBB is not hard to cop. Aside from that, even big4 consulting matches MBB on base salary. The only diff between MBB and big4 is that bonus pay takes off, and MBB has better exit opps.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016296)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: High-end cobalt dingle berry

what's their base salaries

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016376)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS

Everyone is matching McK at 152 base for post-MBA hires.

Even Deloittte makes mid 200's once you hit manager levels

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016496)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: lavender space place of business

I'm starting to think he's just elaborate, long game B school and bulge bracket/consulting flame. The salary numbers in his OP are dumb as hell. Corpdevbots in F100 make like 2x that scale in are country.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016586)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016663)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: High-end cobalt dingle berry

Hmm seems like it's better to be a sales Chad pulling down 400k

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018099)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

JUST DO!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018203)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: magenta double fault orchestra pit

Working for big 4 consulting is kind of pathetic though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016629)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS

The exit opps are not quite as lucrative as biglaw, but have much higher probability of success.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016646)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

I work in gov consulting, too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016669)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

how so?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018126)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Racy forum

you have to factor in a recession/depression. You think you can land those jobs easily in a downturn economy?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016317)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: exciting station

This is meaningless without probability weightings. Your chances of $180k in house after 3 years is about 10%. Your chance of biglaw is higher, maybe 75%

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016331)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken potus deer antler

Cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016506)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine

his chance of biglaw right now is like 5%

if he takes the LSAT and gets a 170+, it probably jumps to 50%+

of course, he ist just gonna keep posting this for the next 3 years instead of taking the freaki nLSAT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016594)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: fishy bearded philosopher-king trailer park

DO NOT GO. STAY AS A CONSULTANT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016571)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: opaque halford police squad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016633)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016638)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann

peterman crying losing hoap itt

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016591)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: lavender space place of business

If you have autism-linked OCD to the point of needing medical interventions (and based on your poasting history there's like a 35% chance that you do), then go to law school and gun your dick off. If not, you'd be a moron to not go to b school.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016593)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: opaque halford police squad

wouldn't getting an MBA be better? Did you score 170+ on the LSAT and have a 3.7+ GPA?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016650)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

He hasn't taken it yet lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016721)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: opaque halford police squad

also how to cop consulting gig? t20 ls bottom of class here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016656)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse

It's crazy that 90% of people in this thread are telling him not to go and he'll still convince himself that it's a good idea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016659)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Yapping milk

I made the decision to go to LS because I had nothing else, u wanting to go is just because you have a faggot mentality

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016684)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32016704)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: cerebral grizzly theatre

TTT.

No accounting for chances of failure and success.

No accounting for consequences of failure. Failed consulting to law (or something else) is possible. If you fail at law, you're dog food -- the cheap Walmart brand.

No accounting for income/hour.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32017708)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:37 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

JESUS this thread ballooned while I was going through the THIRD ITERATION of a powerpoint deck for SHREW BOSS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018075)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann

little did you know that your hold was being BLOWN OUT as you were

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018090)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building

I think he just skulks around with a permanently prolapsed ass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018104)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: High-end cobalt dingle berry

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018127)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

LOL NO:

ITT:

-A guy that thinks all MBA grads make 152k; thinks that copping MBB post-MBA isnt hard; that MBB jobs are more desirable than biglaw

-Poasters throwing around GULC despite my EXPLICIT declaration that I would not attend GULC

-Poasters assuming I would take out 250-300k in loans despite my EXPLICIT declaration that I would not attend LS at full sticker

-No one recognizing that GOVERNMENT CONSULTING HAS LITTLE TO NO EXIT OPPS/and is probably the most tttt of any "white collar" industry

-No one recognizing that LS would allow me to GTFO of DC

-No one recognizing that Law can ACTUALLY be interesting/useful in some life/career situations

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018197)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann

you:

- assuming that getting into a competitive mba program is a probable outcome for you

- assuming that getting a job at mbb, some of the more prestigious businesses in the world, will be "easy" for you because some dude on the internet said these are not hard jobs to get

- assuming that, if you went through with the LS application process and received some acceptances but no good scholarships, you would have the wherewithal and clarity of mind to walk away from your acceptances rather than burden yourself with 250-300k in loans because your unbearable and insufferable angst will not let you walk away from your special little law school acceptance letter

- assuming that you will outgun all of the other gunner snowflakes at your law school and get biglaw

- assuming that it will go well

- assuming that you will get a well-paid in-house gig just like that out of biglaw and live happily ever after

you've simply cherrypicked a few nice-sounding nuggets from a thread which is overwhelmingly critical and belittling of your thinking.

underlying all of this is your denial that your life will proceed unto some unprestigious end, which conflicts with the mentality with which you were brought up, which tells you that you are special and must do something prestigious

even if you went to law, you would be disillusioned with it quickly, realize the financial outcome is not much better than what you would have had if you continued with what you have now, and realize that nobody thinks much the better of you for being a middling lawyer

you simply have to come to terms with the fact that society does not give a shit about 99.9999% of people, and that you will die and rot as an unremarkable bundle of cells which will be forgotten five years after you die - the same realization that the other 99.9999% of people on this earth must come to

but you can't let yourself do that yet because you think you're special, so you'll continue to draft contrived arguments and excel spreadsheets to justify going to law school, none of which are grounded in reality but which are simply the fruits of your continued grasping at straws, hoping to once and for all find something that tells you that yes, you can be something too - which you can't, and which 99.9999% of people can't.

the sooner you learn that, and the sooner you stop rationalizing your romantic hopes, the better.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020057)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann

ADDENDUM (and i reiterate that you are flame and have always been, but i will humor you):

your problem is also that you can't stop seeking validation because you have absolutely no sense of what you want in life and therefore spend your days begging others to tell you what is "the right thing to do"

the right thing to do is whatever you value in life

if you are honestly so vain that what you value in life is the superficial (and minuscule, probably nonexistent) prestige that comes along with being able to tell someone that you're a lawyer, then fucking do it (though i pity you if this is the case)

if you value something else, do something else

but at this point you're probably more knowledgeable about the factual pros and cons of going to law school than perhaps anyone in the history of the board

*your* problem is that you don't know how to give yourself a set of values and goals and how to be content and confident in them as your own.

one day you talk about going to law school. the next, continuing with your work. the next, moving to portland to become a bartender.

it is clear that you have absolutely zero vision of what you want your life to be, and lack the ability to think seriously about what *you* value and what *you* espouse in this life.

no more information is going to help you in deciding whether you should go to law school. you know the facts (though you appear to be in denial of some of them in hopes of justifying going to law school).

but you are clearly a hollow human being who has no sense of himself whatsoever and who is therefore forced to turn to sources of external validation for a sense of meaning in life.

and this is why you are so drawn to law - your life is meaningless now because you don't know how to give yourself meaning, and you think that pursuing some nice, socially-espoused white-collar profession might give you meaning again.

but you fail to see that the problem is not your profession now - it is *you* - because regardless of whether you are a lawyer or a mailman, you lack the ability to sense meaning in your life, and this will not change if you become a lawyer. you will still feel empty, just with fewer hours to yourself and more debt to pay.

either find meaning in something or admit that life is meaningless and stop grasping outside of yourself.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32021697)



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Date: February 1st, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

180

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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: fishy bearded philosopher-king trailer park

PWN PWN PWN

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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Glassy step-uncle's house nibblets

stfu peterman

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32018130)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: fragrant cuckoldry

Listen to me closely. You will not get biglaw. Counting on that is ridiculous. Counting on that kind of in-house salary after three years of biglaw is ridiculous. Even if meant for flame and attention, if one part of your lizard brain hopes they are plausible, then your delusions are eventually going to overwhelm your rational judgment. You need to refasten yourself to reality before you slide over the edge. Persistent flame is often the result of latent desire.

You will likely end up at GW, eagerly pursuing GULC's night program transfer stats at every opportunity, your eye on the prize, such as it is. Then you will barely finish top 1/3 even though your classmates are mostly retards. That is because you are also not that smart and you likely don't have the drive to out-compete the true grinders. You have no idea what you're dealing with.

You will do nothing 1L summer. 2L summer you might get to clerk for free for a county trial court judge or break your ass at some pseudo-shitlaw insurance defense factory that doesn't have an actual hiring program. Or god help you, some bumfuck prosecutor's office where you will gain valuable experience aping the other knuckle-dragging $50K/yr junior prosecutors as you push paper on traffic infractions.

Maybe you bust your ass and game your course load after 1L. You become a citation slave on some awful secondary journal. You pad your resume with every dumbfuck clinic and useless student group your LS has to offer. 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry-level gig at the Maryland AG's office dealing with assembly line health and social services cases. You will make $56K and live in some dystopian massive apartment complex in Silver Spring or wherever your god awful satellite office is located. You will be grateful and relieved for this job because it has healthcare and at least you're not prosecuting DUIs, churning out blue collar divorces, or most likely of all, fully unemployed. You will have minimum $150Kish in debt for your grand efforts and three wasted years. You will never make a great deal of money or achieve much as a lawyer. You will be on the wrong side of 40.

Go learn a trade if you want quality of life and decent money. 1/20 or worse that you even sniff biglaw or something nearly as lucrative at any time during your 'career.' You must get over yourself. You have nothing special to offer this industry, you probably don't have the stones for real trial work (most don't no matter what you think of yourself), and nobody gives a fuck about a late 30s consultant who only wants to be in the profession because he thinks it's going to pay him handsomely despite his total dearth of value.

Law schools are filled with people like you. Law schools are filled with miserable and unfulfilled people who all think they're precious and the world owes them something. Stop listening to the siren song of your own ego and think about what you actually want to do with the short amount of time you have left on this planet, you foolish, self-important little man.

Sincerely brother, I hope that helps. Don't do it. All you'll ever hear form me on the subject.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019786)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

Eat shit faggot!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019872)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:51 PM
Author: fragrant cuckoldry

"feel free to critique or lay comment"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019893)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:53 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

http://imgur.com/a/2freR

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019903)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: fragrant cuckoldry

That's the guy who whipped your ass in contracts because he knows nobody particularly wants or needs to hire him. And he'll never, ever get anyone to service his chocobar if he can't throw modestly UMC cash around. While you were jerking off to Instragram accounts you ferreted out with Tinder matches and demanding that XO rate your hairline at 3:30 in the morning, he was memorizing and re-organizing his securities reg outline for the fourth time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019915)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Scathing

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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Razzle ratface shrine

in peterman's defense he claims to have a 3.9 from ivy or wahtefver so he's a grinder. as long as he cops a 170+ (which is the real sticking point, he's too pussy to take the lsat) his biglaw chances are fairly good

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019925)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken potus deer antler

To be fair,

He got a 3.9 in Poli Sci or some other bullshit degree.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019948)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Just like 95% of HLS?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019985)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Self-centered drunken potus deer antler

I'm saying that a 3.9 in sleeping and drinking all day studies doesn't really show whether he's a grinder or not

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019989)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

Judging by his general lack of friends around the country, I'm gonna go ahead and assume he wasn't a fratstar getting drunk 5 times a week haha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020005)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: fragrant cuckoldry

If he really has a 3.9, then he has a better chance of attending a decent school.

But I don't think a high GPA in genderqueer studies from Dartmouth or wherever is a strong predictor of success in law school. Grade inflation and relaxed standards is par for most non-STEM majors at Ivies. The sort of precocious academic skills that might get a 17 year old admitted to Brown don't really translate when he's dealing law school grinders and the handful of truly bright people in every class.

Also, frankly, don't entirely believe much of what peterman says about himself. 3.9 at X Ivy could very easily be 3.64 at Holy Cross, which means four months from now he'll start demanding that XO tell him $18K/yr at Tulane is a great investment.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019965)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: High-end cobalt dingle berry

Holy Cross is a FINE school brother--a CATHOLIC IVY

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32021585)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: navy chest-beating weed whacker theater stage

LOL

holy cross - top destination for working class brookline turds and catholic school dweebs from the midwest. HEY GUYS MY KID GOT INTO HOLY CRAASS NOT BAAHD HE WAS A STRAIGHT AAAR STUDENT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32028329)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building

"... 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry-level gig at the Maryland AG's office dealing with assembly line health and social services cases. You will make $56K and live in some dystopian massive apartment complex in Silver Spring or wherever your god awful satellite office is located."

Too close to home? JFC u r so DONE HERE.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019979)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

Bro u rlly took offense to my bottom 1/3rd at NYU comment. You should keep your cards closer to ur chest!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32019990)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse

WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU FAGGOT.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020011)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building

I'm happy to admit that I'm below median at CCN, where I have a $90,000 scholly and where I'm biglaw secure.

You need to stop running this flame into the ashes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020092)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set

BIGLAW SECURITY!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32020106)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Heady bright crackhouse



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indirect expression church building



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:55 PM
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This is a masterpiece

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:56 PM
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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 AM
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Date: July 23rd, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: silver blood rage

180

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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:36 AM
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Date: February 10th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: orange international law enforcement agency hairy legs

this was 180 actually

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#35371027)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stock Car Principal's Office



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:26 AM
Author: High-end cobalt dingle berry



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:45 AM
Author: Flickering Range

cot DAMN peterman's asshold got BLOWN OUT itt

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32021711)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Stubborn cracking mood bawdyhouse

wow so Peterman went pumo because of this thread?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32022294)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: navy chest-beating weed whacker theater stage

he's a manic little twink. whenever he gets smacked down hard he'll pumo up for a few hours while he licks his wounds before realizing he's far too addicted to the bantam weight anonymous internet attention he gets here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#32028351)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: faglord



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: aggressive amber personal credit line set



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Self-centered drunken potus deer antler

Jfc do you have OCD

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2#33091484)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann



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Date: November 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Angry fluffy boltzmann



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