Date: July 20th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: Chocolate Harsh Station National Security Agency
The cops think I know him now. I said he was depressed but I don't know anything else. I have evidence I was nowhere near the the area when it happened so I hope I'm not completely fucked
Date: July 20th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: up-to-no-good library cuckoldry
Making a thread like this is a perfect step in a cover up if you had done it, which of course you did not, but hypothetically speaking, if you had. Which we all know itt that you did not.
Date: July 20th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: Submissive really tough guy associate
If the police come back to seriously interview you as a suspect you should talk to them for hours and offer up a full phone dump. At that point you'll definitely be fine and it will be a relief that you cleared things up.
Date: July 20th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: Concupiscible pocket flask
make sure to speculate a lot and change your story several times over the course of the interview; it helps the cops see that you're just a normal guy and not some kind of smooth, rehearsed miscreant with a fake alibi.