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Went to a wedding where the groom got straight up DEMOLISHED in speech

Groom is 5’10 and bride is 5’4. All of her exes ...
razzmatazz cerise foreskin
  09/18/26
that song is in one of the remastered movie editions now, i ...
Coral Casino
  09/18/26
It's also in the direct to video sequel, The Lion King 2: Si...
transparent appetizing sandwich
  09/18/26
heights of everyone involved?
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  09/18/26
Was The Nordic Boy in attendance?
checked out chud
  09/18/26
they're guiding you, they live in you
Cerebral water buffalo pisswyrm
  09/18/26
“Let the men of her past guide you to be a better man....
razzmatazz cerise foreskin
  09/18/26
...
Cerebral water buffalo pisswyrm
  09/18/26
actually they all live in her brain
twinkling wonderful university son of senegal
  09/18/26
I really like it here
motley black woman
  09/18/26
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Boyish honey-headed address
  09/18/26
On a more real note, people don't realize that the Proud Boy...
Startling lime dingle berry fat ankles
  09/18/26
So that's why I saw so many virile young men standing at att...
transparent appetizing sandwich
  09/18/26
I was at the same wedding holy shit
Up-to-no-good Dragon Crackhouse
  09/18/26
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bright boiling water lodge
  09/18/26
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Boyish honey-headed address
  09/18/26
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checked out chud
  09/18/26
Balding.
yapping turdskin
  09/18/26


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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz cerise foreskin

Groom is 5’10 and bride is 5’4. All of her exes were present. The bridesmaids whole speech started with the typical “sorry party so drunk hahahah”

Then she made everyone watch the screen. The lion king song started playing but not the one we’re used to. Not from the movie. It was a 180 song from the Broadway show (a pleasant surprise).

It’s called “They Live in You.” It was a song where Simba was being told that his dad and all the kings in the past live in you even though they’re dead. They’re guiding him from beyond.

Well the story wasn’t so “inspiring” for the groom. The montage was of all her past men she’s slept with or dated (a total of 4 minutes lol).

Then the bridesmaid says “Greg, all of Lindsay’s past men…they all live in you. They’re reaching out to you from beyond to treat Lindsay right. They’re guiding you. They’re teaching you about her and her needs and her body.”

The whole room clapped. Then she asked the men to stand up and come over and give Greg a pound. He stood there with a horse faced look and smile. Balding.

He makes $700k and has an inheritance of $15 million.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143310)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: Coral Casino

that song is in one of the remastered movie editions now, i watched it and was like the what fuck is this song, i dont remember this at all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143315)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: transparent appetizing sandwich

It's also in the direct to video sequel, The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143322)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

heights of everyone involved?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143313)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: checked out chud

Was The Nordic Boy in attendance?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143317)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo pisswyrm

they're guiding you, they live in you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143323)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz cerise foreskin

“Let the men of her past guide you to be a better man.”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143346)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Cerebral water buffalo pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143378)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: twinkling wonderful university son of senegal

actually they all live in her brain

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143379)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: motley black woman

I really like it here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143356)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Boyish honey-headed address



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143422)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Startling lime dingle berry fat ankles

On a more real note, people don't realize that the Proud Boys are actually named from a musical number in the Aladdin musical on broadway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143359)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: transparent appetizing sandwich

So that's why I saw so many virile young men standing at attention in the theater during that song.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143383)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Dragon Crackhouse

I was at the same wedding holy shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143381)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: bright boiling water lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143419)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Boyish honey-headed address



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143421)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: checked out chud



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143457)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: yapping turdskin

Balding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143425)