Date: August 29th, 2025 5:46 PM Author: opaque thriller hall
Tabitha from HR sent a 3 AM PST "wellness" email reminding us that SSDI-funded procurements are not auditable under Clause 7.6 of the Company's employee handbook.
She then asked if the vendor selection process was compliant with Safeway's DEI guidelines.
I assured her it was and finished her uneaten bag of stale Cheetos.