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painful reminder: Luke was 100% responsible for brutal death of Uncle Owen
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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:24 PM Author: Pearly excitant abode and his aunt.
he sneaked out of the house early that morning in the family land-speeder to look for his escaped robots.
while he was gone, the stormtroopers came and torched his house and barbecued his Uncle/Aunt. Aunt & Uncle could have escaped in the landspeeder if it had been there.
can you imagine Uncle Owen's horror as he and his wife ran to get into the landspeeder and then realized that Luke had taken it out joyriding, despite being admonished not to do so at dinner the previous evening? |
Date: December 19th, 2015 8:26 PM Author: beady-eyed drunken parlor ape Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars family still owned a V-35 Courier
Sure it was a POS but it isn't like they didn't have a speeder |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:53 PM Author: Pearly excitant abode why was this fact left out of the movie? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463053) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:00 PM Author: clear national security agency You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the caller to find 3PO (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463098) |
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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:28 PM Author: Pearly excitant abode i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when he realized Luke had fucked him right in the ass. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29416797) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Pearly excitant abode lmao (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463302) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:57 PM Author: Magical fluffy haunted graveyard as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotional fallout of the death of his aunt and uncle in IV than on the big death in VII. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463078) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:05 PM Author: Painfully honest deer antler dragon That's because the new movie is garbage (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463120) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Magical fluffy haunted graveyard emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463237) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM Author: disrespectful stage Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle's. Just goes to show you can raise a kid for 19 years and he still may not give a shit about you when your time comes. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463132) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:16 PM Author: amethyst mediation station (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463212) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:25 PM Author: Maniacal boyish digit ratio He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive seen light sabers work before, and never has the person disappeared after being struck. In fact, Luke himself lost his hand after being struck with a light saber. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463291) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM Author: Fragrant field (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463142) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:14 PM Author: Sooty place of business crackhouse Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found out R2 was probably stolen AND somehow connected to fucking obi-wan, he should have immediately scrubbed any evidence the droids had been there and probably also gone into hiding for a few weeks. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463204) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:15 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Pisswyrm (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463211) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Crawly ultramarine theater affirmative action (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041800) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:02 PM Author: rough-skinned bright police squad (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041810) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM Author: Naked bawdyhouse Uncle Owen was holding him back (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041808) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:05 PM Author: Mint Office Faggotry Luckily it's just a movie (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041813) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:10 PM Author: exciting brethren roast beef Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041820) |