Look! I used to train hard. The 4-hour workouts. 7 days a week, every week!

Then a friend introduced me to The SPEEDMAN. The SPEEDMAN is a tall, lanky man with hawk-like eyes that bore right through me. My friend told me how fast this SPEEDMAN was, but I thought he was jerking me around. I wanted proof.

The SPEEDMAN got this funny gleam in his eye and asked me if I wanted to play. I'd been around, so I told him "sure."

HE DID THE "CLAP HANDS" DRILL. That's where I have my hands up in front of my face and he throws a punch between them. I'm supposed to either block it or catch it. I told him "go ahead."

I FELT A "STING" ON MY NOSE AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM TWITCH A MUSCLE.

"You must have caught me when I wasn't looking," I told him. My buddy laughed.

"Are you ready yet?" The SPEEDMAN asked. "Sure," I replied.

My nose stung again, but much worse this time. My buddy was rolling on the ground, doubled up with laughter. Through his gasps of laughter he asked me, "Do you know how many times he hit you?"

"THREE TIMES," he yelled...

..then laughed some more.

I was "pissed off" now, so I threw a punch at his head, just to see what he could do.

The SPEEDMAN was FRIGHTENINGLY efficient.

BOTH OF HIS HANDS WERE IN MY EYES, ON MY THROAT, ALL OVER MY MIDRIFF, AND AT THE SAME TIME HIS FEET WHOMPED ON MY LEGS.

"AND I COULDN'T STOP HIM!"

I COULDN'T TURN FROM HIM, THEN HE THUMPED ME LIGHTLY ON THE BRAINSTEM, AND I CRUMPLED ON THE FLOOR AS HE FOLLOWED ME DOWN WITH A FINGER TO MY THROAT.

It was just a "friendly" demonstration of speed, but...

...IT WAS FRIGHTENING, BECAUSE THERE WAS NO DEFENSE.

The SPEEDMAN had "ZAPPED" me more than 12 times in less than a second. I know because my friend tried to count them.

This SPEEDMAN could move better than any of those clowns in The Matrix.

He could "WHOMP BUTT" on an entire football team without spilling his morning coffee.

That's when I knew I NEEDED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT "REAL" SPEED!

Because I was a blackbelt in 3 different karate styles, The SPEEDMAN invited me to his "INSIDER'S" seminar, "A BEHIND CLOSED DOORS" class (with the doors locked) that he held for 9 of his own handpicked, PRIVATE students. It was 5 days, 4 hours a day, and his speed trainings were out of this world!

Here's just a small sample of the closely guarded secrets he taught and captured on S-VHS video:

**********GUERRILLA SPEED SECRETS**********

*A SPEED DEMO SO AWESOME MY FRIENDS POUNDED ME ON THE BACK IN THEIR ENTHUSIASM!*

*A simple "SANITY TEST" to validate your speed!*

*How to compress YOUR POWER so it goes off like a STICK OF DYNAMITE!*

*The WORST MISTAKE* that causes "FEATHER-HITTING!"*

*A simple way to get more hits in a second than you can LEGALLY handle!*

*The one drill that GIVES YOU 12 HITS before he can blink an eye!*

*After my demo the room resounded with a SUDDEN ROAR OF APPLAUSE!*

*The real secret behind INVISIBLE STRIKES!*

*55 SECRET spots that would drop King Kong!*

*A SPEED DISCOVERY so startling, it will have your friends APPLAUDING YOU!*

*The SECRET OF GUERRILLA SPEED! And when to use it!*

*HOW TO TRIPLE THE SPEED OF YOUR BACK KNUCKLE OVERNIGHT!*

Plus lots, lots more, so much that you must feel it to believe it!

This material took 19 years to research and compile. It cost more than $27,789 in courses. Your cost NOW is just $39.95+P&H.

My advice to you is don't wait another minute. Send for The SPEEDMAN's amazing course and triple your hitting speed overnight.

When you pick up the phone and order right now, you'll get $199 worth of GUERRILLA SPEED HITTING SECRETS FOR ONLY $39.95+$13.55 P&H. A savings of more than $160!

If you hesitate, you MIGHT NOT ever see this ad again or this offer again. THIS IS A MARKETING TEST, which could end tomorrow!

Stay safe!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3396383&forum_id=2#31708634)

Ty, I've been looking for this thread forever.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3396383&forum_id=2#45001364)

i remember coming across the original in my early days on xo, long before i knew the ways of flame and effortpoasting, and not knowing wtf to make of it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3396383&forum_id=2#45135765)