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Holy shit. 95% certain I fucked my 4th cousin. Promise not flame.
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:15 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area I've been off bort for a few months but this is too poast-worthy to not make a poast about.
Every month or so 23andMe sends an email with a link to new DNA relatives in their system. Maybe half the time I check it out to see who's new on there.
One of the names on there looked really familiar. Common first name, but a random uncommon last name that seemed really familiar in connection with the first name. I went back to working but kept thinking the name sounded familiar.
Then maybe a half an hour later I realized that it was the name of this random tinder post-doc I fucked on a trip to Boston 5-7 years ago or something.
After I fuck tinder chicks, I always block them on LinkedIn and Facebook to minimize the chances they stumble across me. (I'm a cheatmo). So, I can use that as a list of the tinder chicks I have fucked. I also usually email myself their Tinder pictures and real name in my burner email account. In this case I never emailed myself pictures, but I did have her blocked on Facebook and LinkedIn.
Just now I logged into facebook and LinkedIn and BOOM -- name matches. And based on a google search of her name, the city she's in now matches the city of the girl on 22andMe.
Safe to say with pretty high certainty that it's the same girl.
I probably made a thread about fucking her. Will try to find it.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:47 AM Author: contagious thirsty whorehouse You can legally marry your 3rd so marry her (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039036) |
Date: October 28th, 2020 5:17 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle field Describe the sex. Was it better? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207647) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:18 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area Sex was really good. I remember she was tiny and looked really young. I remember she told me a funny story about how the last guy she fucked was some dorky NOWAG in her lab that she was not attracted to, but who she fucked out of pitty when he made a move on her. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207655) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: Brindle Church Building she's a bug? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207717) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:29 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area No. Blond white girl. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207740) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:31 PM Author: Supple voyeur rehab (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207754) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:19 PM Author: mentally impaired racy cruise ship halford big deal this would be very common in 99.999% of human history
4th cousin is nothing |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:21 PM Author: Demanding razzmatazz center Over the eons, the median marriage was probably with a second cousin. A third cousin at best. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207683) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:27 PM Author: Sinister titillating tanning salon Sister and Wife originally were synonyms. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522140) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:24 PM Author: Nofapping theater stage scourge upon the earth 4th cousin isnt even related really (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207699) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area STFU bro. Don't ruin this for me. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207747) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:25 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area This thread is about her, but I made it years later and there's nothing interesting in it:
Such fond memories of a 24 year old I fucked that looked 16. So lucky. |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:27 PM Author: Heritage American Finn great thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207721) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM Author: cerise toilet seat (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039057) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:30 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area Here's another thread about here, but this was also made a while after I fucked her:
Harvard post-doc once told me she fucked a NOWAG in her lab out of compassion... |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:32 PM Author: propecia mathematica (don't blame me, i voted for KANYE) https://youtu.be/DTTtld-gkVw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207769) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:34 PM Author: Sinister titillating tanning salon Prestigious (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207782) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM Author: Pungent gaming laptop You’re virtually unrelated to your 4th cousin (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207792) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:35 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area Fuck off gook. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207797) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:38 PM Author: chrome feces filthpig Lol it's very possible we've all fucked some fourth or fifth cousin 3x removed and not known it. Unless you share a last name, get Christmas cards from their family, or see them at large family funerals/reunions then they're no different from a random stranger (which is exactly what they are) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207828) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:39 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area (Guy who tells his 4 y/o niece that Santa is fake) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207836) |
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Date: October 28th, 2020 5:40 PM Author: Nofapping theater stage scourge upon the earth Yeah until some old person in your family w a lot of descendants dies and you have to go to their funeral. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#41207840) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:40 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area Bumping and also linking in a dif thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037855) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:42 PM Author: Razzle lemon juggernaut boistinker Can anyone explain like I’m five what exactly a fourth cousin is? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037865) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:43 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/ee/e8/95eee8683e1b9a73960b8713e436f276.gif
You share a 4th great grandparent. |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: blathering circlehead *3rd great grandparent
Just think of the cousin number as the grandparent level.
1st grandparent level -- 1st cousin
2nd grandparent level (great grandparent) -- 2nd cousin
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:15 PM Author: blathering circlehead And fuck everything about the removed cousin naming.
https://files.catbox.moe/vyfg9k.gif |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area Here's a pic of her btw.
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:47 PM Author: Ruby Property She's haf. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037892) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:48 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area She was one of my favorite fucks of all time. Super cute and nerdy and very petite with a great body.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:38 AM Author: Ruby Property 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039006) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2021 8:46 PM Author: Apoplectic bull headed hall What's his name (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42037888) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:45 AM Author: Histrionic main people 23andMe isn't a dating site? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039031) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:57 AM Author: cerise toilet seat (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039058) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:43 PM Author: Diverse becky giraffe (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522194) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:48 AM Author: Low-t outnumbered depressive theater pics or it didn't happen (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42039039) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 12:58 AM Author: cerise toilet seat Serious question how do you have a 4th cousin? I've never even met or had a 3rd cousin
I mean conceptually - what's a 4th cousin, can someone draw the tree |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:50 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area That means we share a fourth great grandfather. Not too complicated. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043486) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:55 PM Author: coiffed sapphire pistol Repost the pic bro (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043532) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:02 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area https://imgur.com/a/Qmo9Cnj (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043583) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:03 PM Author: coiffed sapphire pistol Nice (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42043585) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 10:25 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area This thread is 1000000% real (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522132) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:35 PM Author: clear plaza travel guidebook arabs marry their 1st cousins and sometime sisters (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522416) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:36 PM Author: alcoholic house trust fund How was he compared to the first three? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522425) |
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Date: May 25th, 2021 11:51 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area SHE was a cute AF petite blonde scientist. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42522514) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:05 PM Author: alcoholic house trust fund nonresponsive (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524747) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:18 PM Author: blathering circlehead (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524850) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Histrionic main people (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524856) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:15 PM Author: confused ceo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526801) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: beady-eyed dysfunction wow 180 story, gook (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42524843) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:09 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area I don't blame anyone for assuming this one is fake. Seems to on-point for xoxo to be true -- but it is. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526771) |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Honey-headed maniacal cumskin school cafeteria If I were balls deep in Megan fox (who somehow looks sexier/sluttier than ever at age 35) and she told me actually somehow my 3rd cousin...I wouldn’t miss a beat.
Who cares? |
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Date: May 26th, 2021 8:20 PM Author: Provocative Masturbator Area It aligns with an xoxo meme -- and is also just an interesting coincidence. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4664829&forum_id=2#42526821) |