Date: June 15th, 2021 10:37 PM Author: Puce meetinghouse marketing idea
shes not an alcoholic, just can house handles of vodka from time to time, and has never hung out with him sober, but its a new thing for her. it turns out there are a lot of xo poasters who have had vodka gfs in the past so the meme hits home with a lot of poasers.
Date: June 16th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)
me: "what happened?"
vodka gf: "It's probably nothing... just a reason to not go rollerblading alone at night"
me "Is that really the vague nonresponse you're going with?"
*20 min later*
"Just a 50 year old on a bike that really freaked me out. Noticed him watching me on the hill for awhile and then he came over to me on the stretch of path i was rollerblading back and forth on and he just freaked me out with what he said and did. Probably just an old dude trying to get laid but my God was I scared. Probably nothing "
me: "He's probably why some hot bitch that smells like vodka and mangos is rollerblading at midnight."
Date: June 16th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)
she is always being coy with everything and it's starting to get annoying. even this story about some creeper harassing her at night is being dealt out in drips and drabs.