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So no one knows how much time is left in any soccer game?

What kind of retarded shit is this?
Idiotic mauve crotch pisswyrm
  07/07/26
this always made no sense to me
Milky Generalized Bond Athletic Conference
  07/07/26
it's bizarre how they never seem to deviate from their norma...
vermilion field black woman
  07/07/26
(guy picks up soccer ball with his feet and starts hopping w...
magenta circlehead
  07/07/26
seems easier to just have one guy who can kick the length of...
vermilion field black woman
  07/07/26
Offsides rule prevents a lot of innovation wrt scoring. So m...
flesh stage turdskin
  07/07/26
England put in a 6 7 mountain man when they were up and down...
sable mother
  07/07/26
No this is false. If there was no offsides, teams would pla...
tantric confused faggot firefighter abode
  07/07/26
lol yeah. im thinking part of that is because of this no rea...
Salmon fighting philosopher-king university
  07/07/26
But just as often they don't and it just goes on for 4 extra...
topaz degenerate windowlicker
  07/07/26
yeah thats weird too. but i mean in these games do the r...
Salmon fighting philosopher-king university
  07/07/26
no and that seems fine but still not a normal sport decision...
topaz degenerate windowlicker
  07/07/26
I am enjoying the games and I am not a soccer hater, but the...
burgundy foreskin
  07/07/26
This is false, when teams are losing they start sending more...
tantric confused faggot firefighter abode
  07/07/26
this is one of the few things about soccer that i actually l...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/07/26
yeah it works for soccer in general but it still makes me lo...
Salmon fighting philosopher-king university
  07/07/26
they're not making shit up. at the start of the next stoppa...
stirring principal's office preventive strike
  07/07/26
it's like Japanese executions. doing it that way reduced the...
Hot step-uncle's house
  07/07/26
watch the end of NCAA soccer matches to see the alternative....
Hot step-uncle's house
  07/07/26
I thought they deleted that rule and now follow FIFA regs
tantric confused faggot firefighter abode
  07/07/26
not that i heard. did that happen in the last year or so?
Hot step-uncle's house
  07/07/26


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Date: July 7th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Idiotic mauve crotch pisswyrm

What kind of retarded shit is this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984100)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Milky Generalized Bond Athletic Conference

this always made no sense to me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984223)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: vermilion field black woman

it's bizarre how they never seem to deviate from their normal offense even if they're down and there's like 2 min of "stoppage" time left. like they have no 2 minute drill game plan or trick plays and instead just run off tackle until the clock runs out and they lose with grace and dignity.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984239)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: magenta circlehead

(guy picks up soccer ball with his feet and starts hopping with 1 minute left)

"HE'S DOING IT! THE MAD LAD IS BUNNY HOPPING RIGHT TOWARDS THE GOAL! WHAT A PLAY! THE PRANCING SCHOLAR!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984242)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: vermilion field black woman

seems easier to just have one guy who can kick the length of the field and rip half court shots and hope for lucky bounces. retarded how these fags just pass the ball around back and forth when there's like a minute left and they need to score.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984246)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: flesh stage turdskin

Offsides rule prevents a lot of innovation wrt scoring. So many goals result from a shot being put into the general area in front of the goal and another bro semi randomly connecting on a header/kick/deflection ... tells me that a melee approach of just flooding that area with muscular men would result in a lot of pleasure. But that's impossible with faggy offsides

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984270)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: sable mother

England put in a 6 7 mountain man when they were up and down to 10 men

https://x.com/ccfc_gav/status/2074156463807709506

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984283)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: tantric confused faggot firefighter abode

No this is false. If there was no offsides, teams would play even more defensively because they would need to constantly guard against cherry picking.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984584)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Salmon fighting philosopher-king university

lol yeah. im thinking part of that is because of this no real clock thing where the ref decides whenever he feels like it

if a team has a ball and is advancing it theyll usually keep the game going until they get a shot off or lose possession then blow the whistle

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984287)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: topaz degenerate windowlicker

But just as often they don't and it just goes on for 4 extra minutes. It's really odd

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984293)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Salmon fighting philosopher-king university

yeah thats weird too.

but i mean in these games do the refs ever blow the whistle right before someone takes the shot?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984306)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: topaz degenerate windowlicker

no and that seems fine but still not a normal sport decision.

its odd when they are in extra time and it's already 4 minutes past the ET and some defender completely clears it to midfield and no one has possession and then he runs around screaming at coaches and giving yellow cards.

wtf was that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984319)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: burgundy foreskin

I am enjoying the games and I am not a soccer hater, but the sport definitely lacks epic comebacks for the most part. Sure, they happen, but I don't know if there has ever been the equivalent of this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_(American_football)

or the 2022 Phillies 6-run ninth to beat the Cardinals in the wild card round.

because I don't think it is possible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984372)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: tantric confused faggot firefighter abode

This is false, when teams are losing they start sending more players forward but even this needs to be done carefully because it makes the team vulnerable to easy counter goals (like Belgium scored against USA to make it 4-1).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984568)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

this is one of the few things about soccer that i actually like

the unstructured, inexactness of it (stoppage time, offsides calls (until this new gay "chip" shit), out-of-bounds determinations)

the only individual aspect of this general attitude is foul calls, which seem way too subjective and inconsistent to me for how much of the game they can potentially determine. this may be a function of me not being familiar with the precise rules/determinations for foul calls, but it seems to be an sentiment that many others have too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984292)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Salmon fighting philosopher-king university

yeah it works for soccer in general but it still makes me lol to see something as huge as the world cup and the ref is just making shit up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984314)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: stirring principal's office preventive strike

they're not making shit up. at the start of the next stoppage time, take out a stopwatch and start and stop it for every additional stoppage of play during stoppage time. you'll get pretty close to when the ref stops the game

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984358)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Hot step-uncle's house

it's like Japanese executions. doing it that way reduced the psychological anxiety.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984333)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Hot step-uncle's house

watch the end of NCAA soccer matches to see the alternative. (they count down from 45 minutes and the match is over when the clock reaches zero.)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984376)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: tantric confused faggot firefighter abode

I thought they deleted that rule and now follow FIFA regs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984564)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Hot step-uncle's house

not that i heard. did that happen in the last year or so?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2#49984581)