Date: September 23rd, 2026 1:38 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Holy shit, what the fuck were they doing to run up a $700 bill? Sounds like an illicit grow operation or some other shit you don't want to get caught up in
Date: September 23rd, 2026 1:59 PM Author: cracking den
People never cease to amaze me.
My grandma's neighbor once came over for coffee under the pretense of showing her some pictures of their vacation or whatever so that his daughter (granddaughter?) could dig up a rose bush in the side yard (my grandma was a 180 greenthumb).
I nearly diapered up and hit the road like that astronaut so that I could chop them into little pieces.
Date: September 23rd, 2026 2:35 PM Author: Contagious Drab Pistol Dog Poop
the best part is I had operational cameras outside until the end of July, when I moved the cameras up north. These fuckers came in right after I took down the cameras.
Date: September 26th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Contagious Drab Pistol Dog Poop
I just arrived at the house this morning and saw the extension cord. I called the cops and then my white trash neighbor came outside shirtless flipping the fuck out about how it was "his" extension cord. I cut it with a pair of fiskers.
The next shocking development will be that as soon as you leave again, your windows get smashed and a Craigslist ad goes up promoting a house party at your place
Date: September 26th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: Vivacious Reading Party
If you don’t have anything in the house that requires power, just pop the breakers when you leave. The main if *nothing* needs power, which I’d do at a simple cabin. Or select breakers (like the externals!) if you want to keep a fridge or etc running. You’d be amazed at how much parasitic draw can be sitting on a house’s loads.