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Bros Ive been told to do a colonoscopy. What do?
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Date: November 4th, 2026 2:40 PM Author: Non sequitur (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50231987) |
Date: November 4th, 2026 2:40 PM Author: chandler (retired) I’m gonna get one asap (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50231989) |
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Date: November 4th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Non sequitur just for fun right (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50232054) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 11:53 AM Author: Non sequitur (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234601) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 11:54 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband Who told you to do that? Just use the thing where you put your shit on the stick and mail it in. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234603) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Non sequitur is that better? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234631) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband Better than getting something shoved up your asshole for half an hour? Opinions vary on this topic I guess. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234637) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Non sequitur yeah why would you not want that
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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: CSLG & NYUUG's Suicidal Bottle Service Girl Aren't you on the record as doing that kind of thing for fun? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237757) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: hung stud Mike Fart? Because he's obviously biased (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234635) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Start practicing insertions to be sure you don't embarrass yourself. Use a flared base to avoid unfortunate surgical intervention before your schedule colonscopy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234650) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: UN peacekeeper a colonoscopy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234786) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50235094) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: asian pussy forever pepper angus (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234792) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ( ) this is classic prole wisdom/Boomer mysticism ime. "you're 40 and you haven't had a colonoscopy?? better get on that!" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234795) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: hung stud Boomers are the opposite and won't do them unless forced. Largely their colons spent 35+ years with normal, nontoxic food, so they also don't get pwned with devastating ass cancer at 40. Millennial colons are a disaster for both environmental and self-inflicted reasons, and ur insane if you don't want to get piped (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234808) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Poastrad4mus i sat on a billiard ball for like 4 hours the day before mine, seemed to help a bit, ymmv tho (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234834) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: wangfei wrf i was put under for mine. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234842) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: bjork do a colonoscopy. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50234859) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond ive been told to get one for years now due to family history.
im never going to get one, ever. |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:40 PM Author: UN peacekeeper family history of what (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237742) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond ass cancer/polyps/whatever else goes wrong in there (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237748) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: powerfully online Colonoscopy saved Luis’s life by detecting his cancer early iirc (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237749) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Mega Penis Best nap I ever took. Wake up like no time has passed and you get clean bill of asshole health. Easy. The shitting part is fun. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237754) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: '"'"'"''" "Does Dr. Halford have my results yet?" "We have no record of a Dr. Halford working here." |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: luis (luis) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237857) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: ferengi (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237889) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237900) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237902) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: bjork (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237910) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: ohnoes (🧐) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50237911) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Daft Unc (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50238120) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: michael doodikoff I had my first one at 27 due to a bunch of bloody shits, then another one a while after that
the actual procedure is fine - you are sedated and don't remember any of it.
The night before? That's a different story.
literally pepper your angus - you are going to be pissing out of your ass for a long time to get ready, can't eat, drinking the nastiest shit Ive ever tasted. Very unpleasant experience, totally 120 |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: luis (luis) Yeah, the prep sucks but it’s not a big deal. would recommend 40+ bros here to just do it. I had bloody shits too and turned out to be cancer (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50238102) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: Darnell anyone who tells you it's a big deal is stupid or as squeamish as a child when it comes to bodily functions.
you poop a bit during the prep, then take a nap. it's easy as hell and if you get the "all clear" you're clear for a decade! |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 2:30 PM Author: luis (luis) Cr, it’s just a day of fasting and extra shitting. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5918755&forum_id=2#50238127) |
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Date: November 6th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: michael doodikoff "you poop a bit during the prep"
You mean pissing a GALLON of gelatinized liquid out of your ass for hours?
On second thought, we should probably be doing this "prep" stuff once a year just to clean yourself out |