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What's your favorite Mayor McCheese album?

for me, it's probably either "Soulwinds Legacy II"...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  06/04/09
"soulwinds legacy II" 1mf80
Fighting toaster
  06/22/09
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  06/05/09
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Provocative selfie point
  06/05/09
shimmywhip is too poppy for me. i like his prog rock experi...
Ruddy Exciting Site Mood
  06/05/09
too poppy? remember, the radio cut of the title track d...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  06/05/09
okay, but the why do you ignore the three other ludacris gue...
Ruddy Exciting Site Mood
  06/07/09
180
seedy karate
  07/01/09
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irradiated puppy lay
  06/05/09
i was a big fan of his big band stuff, especially "in t...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/05/09
the trouble i have with "rise and fall" is its she...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  06/05/09
dude have you listened to it played backward at 1/4 speed? w...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/05/09
there's an urban legend going around that track 55 has audio...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  06/05/09
Confirmed.
peach motley hunting ground pistol
  06/05/09
sometimes whok to0 likky-likky man, nuh true? u sounded irie...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/05/09
180
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  06/20/09
tyft. everything you touch is 180 gold. I'm pretty sure I ...
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  06/20/09
ty
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embarrassed to the bone comical wagecucks
  12/09/10
why can't I get his collection on iTunes?
yapping stage
  06/05/09
yeah, the king of pop won the whole catalogue in a raukus ga...
Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action
  06/05/09
It was "one for one"
peach motley hunting ground pistol
  06/20/09
holy SHIT
Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action
  06/30/09
still eerie.
Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action
  07/01/09
are you saying you murdered MJ?
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/01/09
not that *I* murdered MJ, just that *SOMEONE* had a great de...
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scarlet pozpig home
  07/28/09
that someone being... you?
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  08/25/09
rude
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  08/31/09
absolutely love and appreciate the exchanges contained in th...
Hairraiser Telephone Gaping
  06/05/09
is mccheese actually going to release an album of big band s...
Ruddy Exciting Site Mood
  06/05/09
Confirmed.
peach motley hunting ground pistol
  06/07/09
need cleverdood to comment on this
mahogany yarmulke corner
  02/03/11
lololol
coral set ladyboy
  02/03/11
Greatest Hits: 1975-1977.
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  06/05/09
seems like mccheese mostly tries to forget his soft rock AM ...
Ruddy Exciting Site Mood
  06/05/09
Yeah, he was ripped to the gills constantly. He passed out ...
Carmine vengeful forum background story
  06/05/09
he was supposed to star opposite darryl hannah in an REO Spe...
Ruddy Exciting Site Mood
  06/06/09
still can't believe that Favor of Whokebe (Poetic Dreamer's ...
mahogany yarmulke corner
  02/03/11
you know if you play the chorus from "raw doggin' in br...
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  06/07/09
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Ruddy Exciting Site Mood
  06/20/09
my first seven childrens were conceived to teh first 37 seco...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/20/09
how about mccheese's WORST album? anyone else ever downlo...
rose stirring bbw
  06/20/09
You don't "get" art, do you
peach motley hunting ground pistol
  06/22/09
how do I miss these threads?
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  06/22/09
if i'm not mistaken, this was poasted the same night you pas...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/22/09
"that strange dutch dude" it is common for thos...
peach motley hunting ground pistol
  06/22/09
One foggy winter evening in Antwerp Spackler and I were stum...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  09/11/09
I would like everybody in this thread to be my FRIEND
chartreuse aphrodisiac native mother
  06/22/09
robbletunes vol. iv
Grizzly Faggotry
  06/22/09
currently listening to: Lone Paiute River Sessions, 1972 dem...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  06/30/09
that was one of the most unnerving episodes we've ever exper...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/30/09
why'd you guys keep the mics running during the whole thing?...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  06/30/09
i think it was an accident really since the tapes were rolli...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/30/09
you do a good job capturing the mania of those eight minutes...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  06/30/09
well put. to answer your question, to say the decision no...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/30/09
Is it true Nixon asked for his autograph but tried to play i...
yapping stage
  06/30/09
It's a little known fact that he was supposed to sit in for ...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  06/30/09
what's more is that though mccheese was suffering a massive ...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/30/09
This is actually totally incorrect and a common misconceptio...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  06/30/09
This is an urban legend that stretched credulity . McCheese...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  06/30/09
ever wondered why McCheese's admittedly premature death cert...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  06/30/09
sacrilege!
scarlet pozpig home
  06/30/09
I heard when they cut his pubes McCheese suddenly broke out ...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  06/30/09
i can only confirm that the apple pie was delicious and enjo...
scarlet pozpig home
  06/30/09
"West Memphis Mud Romp and Journey to the South Pole in...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  06/30/09
i don't understand most of this thread but it sounds awesome
Talking twisted quadroon mediation
  06/30/09
what is there to understand? we're just talkin' about our f...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  06/30/09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ObfOiIu4o
scarlet pozpig home
  06/30/09
is this in reference to the time that mayor mccheese in a dr...
yapping stage
  06/30/09
currently listening to: I Am Mayor McCheese; We Are Mayor Mc...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/01/09
when i used to play minor league ball, they'd play the first...
scarlet pozpig home
  07/01/09
he was a prodigy. that album came out shortly before he tur...
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  07/01/09
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irradiated puppy lay
  07/03/09
remember when tipper gore kept harping on his novelty single...
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  07/02/09
fack yes man. this was right around the time me and The Whok...
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at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  08/13/09
currently listening to: Captain Eunuch And The Search For Th...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/02/09
this is a terrific thread
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  07/03/09
threads like this are way i pay rach $89.99 per month to sub...
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  07/03/09
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well-lubricated party of the first part
  07/03/09
currently listening to: The Slander Tapes this is the ban...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/05/09
"this was the basis for the later 90's alt-rock hit &qu...
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  07/06/09
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Histrionic Idea He Suggested
  07/06/09
Are we limiting this to official "Mayor McCheese" ...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  07/06/09
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&fo...
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  07/06/09
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1034948&fo...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  07/06/09
currently listening to: SHOVE! this was mccheese's deriv...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/07/09
Ahh the infamous SHOVE! album love the mix of "Don't...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/07/09
"but it is notable for a four-minute stretch on track s...
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  09/11/09
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  08/25/10
NEXT. LEVEL. SHIT.
lurid anal narrative
  07/07/09
sometimes i wonder if we were ready for it. even the most av...
scarlet pozpig home
  07/10/09
currently listening to: Lipids - The Science Album mcchee...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/13/09
Fantastic album. Little known fact about Lipids: In '8...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/13/09
it's an abortion that he lost out on the grammy for best chi...
well-lubricated party of the first part
  07/13/09
Ironically, it is widely speculated that he lost out on the ...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/13/09
"I am forced away from myself (a return to hydrophilia)...
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  07/13/09
tyty
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  07/13/09
ty man you should present your findings at the next vegas co...
scarlet pozpig home
  07/13/09
Just twitter me the date
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/13/09
dude if you play variations on mccheese I through IV simulta...
scarlet pozpig home
  07/13/09
yeah dude but I am too fucking scared to try it, empirical e...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/13/09
it's a huge undertaking. we lose a number of good men every ...
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  07/13/09
LOL well scientologists are good for one thing
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  07/13/09
I just had flashbacks to cell bio. Instead of studying I wou...
yapping stage
  07/13/09
ty, tipper gore can suck it
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threads like this one should be bumped regularly so that fut...
Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action
  07/15/09
I would not be surprised to see this thread included in the ...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  08/13/09
currently listening to: Tras Las Rejas Del Amor ('Prisoner ...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/16/09
fuck man this made me laugh, the mexico quote especially
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/16/09
Again, are we counting albums released as "Senor Con Qu...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  07/16/09
this thread is mother fucking flame...FLAME * * * * suc...
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  07/16/09
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awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/19/09
Ironically, I grew up without a single Mayor McCheese album ...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  07/21/09
currently listening to: Turkeyshoot (Guns God'n Gizzards) ...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/21/09
currently listening to: A Church Sermon (Sunday 1974) mcc...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  07/28/09
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yapping stage
  07/28/09
this thread is better than Almost Famous
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  07/28/09
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yapping stage
  07/28/09
The Charlie Daniels Band song "Uneasy Rider" is ba...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/29/09
"...and was shot through both buttocks while fleeing, a...
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  07/29/09
"an epic song cycle centering around the bizarre idea t...
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i can't get mccheese's 1992 single 'the street beside the ba...
scarlet pozpig home
  07/28/09
I ran through Joshua Tree National Park with a head full of ...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/29/09
man i'm envious. while i was scaling el cap in yosemite, i w...
scarlet pozpig home
  07/29/09
3,000 feet up bereishitting in a tube eating cold vienna sau...
awkward lettuce sex offender
  07/29/09
currently listening to: Names - Chronicles Of Those Whom I M...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  08/09/09
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yapping stage
  08/13/09
tyft bump. The Whokster's performance in this thread is bey...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  08/13/09
it's one of teh moast inspired twerks on this myspace page
scarlet pozpig home
  08/13/09
Upon further review, I deem this moast underrated tweet in t...
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  08/25/09
breathtaking
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yapping stage
  08/31/09
currently listening to: Nudes - An Intimate Sketch Of Myself...
Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  09/01/09
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Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm
  09/01/09
my favorite album.
well-lubricated party of the first part
  09/02/09
titcr
bistre weed whacker
  10/26/09
currently listening to: My Indictment in 2002, mccheese w...
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  09/10/09
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Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm
  09/10/09
there are not enough ones, eights, and zeros in the world to...
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  09/10/09
"on the advice of his attorney, Johann Whokebe (later d...
at-the-ready theatre degenerate
  09/11/09
it's a seriously inspired fucking work. and it's not one-off...
scarlet pozpig home
  09/11/09
"Jesus Christ. I know Evan2001 the poaster. I know solz...
Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm
  10/27/09
top 10 thread ever
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tcr
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  10/26/09
I just finished reading this thread for the first time. I f...
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Ride The Lightening
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yapping stage
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  09/29/09
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  01/18/10
holy shit, I had missed this before. Amazing.
yapping stage
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...
yapping stage
  10/06/09
MAYOR MCCHEESE RETIRED?????
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this is devastating
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Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry
  02/22/10
lol
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  02/22/10
LOL
yapping stage
  02/22/10
:)
bistre weed whacker
  06/11/10
lol the fuck is this thread. explain
floppy milk theater
  02/22/10
what is there to explain man?
yapping stage
  02/22/10
who the fuck is whokster.
floppy milk theater
  02/22/10
why does that matter?
yapping stage
  02/22/10
he's clearly not some noob who just stumbled across this sit...
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bistre weed whacker
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since i don't think mcbeef would self fellate, who in the go...
Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action
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  06/28/11
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Date: June 4th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

for me, it's probably either "Soulwinds Legacy II" or "Shimmywhip." some dood was arguing that shimmywhip shouldn't count because it was a collaboration with solzy and that solzy/jewdood wrote half the songs on it, but they acted more like mccheese's studio band on that album than anything else, so i say it definitely counts.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11905223)



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Date: June 22nd, 2009 3:22 PM
Author: Fighting toaster

"soulwinds legacy II"

1mf80

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12057409)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11907791)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:15 AM
Author: Provocative selfie point



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11907803)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:23 AM
Author: Ruddy Exciting Site Mood

shimmywhip is too poppy for me. i like his prog rock experiment, Jesus Excelsior and the (Song of the Kashgar Temples; Vol. 1-5a: The Hidden Age and Epoch of Folded Steel; A Journey through Nine Dragoned Valleys and the Conquest of Eight) - Memories in the Runes, Part 12.

was it pompous?

a little.

but did it fucking RAWK?

a little.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11907900)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:36 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

too poppy?

remember, the radio cut of the title track didn't even appear on the album. the one that goes "SHIMMEH-EH-EH-EH-SHIMMEH-WHIP!"? that's not on the album. that's the retarded ludacris/club remix the label put out for radio play.

the album cut doesn't have a ludacris rap. it's actually really sparse and creepy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908026)



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Date: June 7th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: Ruddy Exciting Site Mood

okay, but the why do you ignore the three other ludacris guest raps that WERE on the album?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11939104)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: seedy karate

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12135346)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:37 AM
Author: irradiated puppy lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908040)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

i was a big fan of his big band stuff, especially "in the key of whok." lately though i've been really getting into some of the thelonius spackler sessions. the overall greatest though has to be "the rise and fall of ziggy mccheese" for sure.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908055)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:43 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

the trouble i have with "rise and fall" is its sheer length - 580 minutes!

most of it is pretty good, but you have to admit, there is SOME pure filler in there. not to mention the 2-hour spoken word play/'intermission theatre.'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908090)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

dude have you listened to it played backward at 1/4 speed? whok's reading the jungle book in classical greek.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908120)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:56 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

there's an urban legend going around that track 55 has audio of whokebe fucking mccheese's first ex-wife while mccheese watches and laughs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908235)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 9:23 AM
Author: peach motley hunting ground pistol

Confirmed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908808)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

sometimes whok to0 likky-likky man, nuh true? u sounded irie man on da track, all fruits ripe, a true man. irie shit, irie man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11909996)



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Date: June 20th, 2009 1:08 AM
Author: High-end range cuckold

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12040429)



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Date: June 20th, 2009 1:12 AM
Author: turquoise bespoke house candlestick maker

tyft. everything you touch is 180 gold. I'm pretty sure I heard this said verbatim in Jamaica.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12040448)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 9:44 AM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908850)



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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone comical wagecucks



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#16769223)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 9:48 AM
Author: yapping stage

why can't I get his collection on iTunes?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908856)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 9:59 AM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

yeah, the king of pop won the whole catalogue in a raukus game of strip monkey poker at whok's mailbu house in '87 and he clutches that shit tighter than the the early beatles stuff. you'd have to come up with some choice r@ygold if you wanted to make an exchange.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11908876)



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Date: June 20th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: peach motley hunting ground pistol

It was "one for one"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12043955)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

holy SHIT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124265)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:22 AM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

still eerie.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12131427)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:33 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

are you saying you murdered MJ?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12131468)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:41 AM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

not that *I* murdered MJ, just that *SOMEONE* had a great deal to gain from his death.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12131524)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:42 AM
Author: peach motley hunting ground pistol



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12131532)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:49 AM
Author: scarlet pozpig home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12131571)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:20 PM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12141226)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 10:30 AM
Author: Vivacious doctorate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12169425)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12170035)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12368013)



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Date: August 25th, 2009 11:27 PM
Author: mewling flesh locus goal in life

that someone being... you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12594689)



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Date: August 31st, 2009 4:23 PM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

rude

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12639022)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Telephone Gaping

absolutely love and appreciate the exchanges contained in this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11909959)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: Ruddy Exciting Site Mood

is mccheese actually going to release an album of big band standards "with a sexual ambient twist" on watchmen's birthday? and if so, are the rumors true that watchmen himself will be vocals AND the sousaphone? watchmen hasn't played sousaphone since college band!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11911553)



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Date: June 7th, 2009 8:02 PM
Author: peach motley hunting ground pistol

Confirmed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11939192)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: mahogany yarmulke corner

need cleverdood to comment on this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#17203087)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 12:42 PM
Author: coral set ladyboy

lololol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#17204579)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful forum background story

Greatest Hits: 1975-1977.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11911573)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Ruddy Exciting Site Mood

seems like mccheese mostly tries to forget his soft rock AM radio origins, but some of his duets with fleetwood mac and neil young are classics.

i'm not as big a fan of that whole phase in the summer of '77 when he joined seals and crofts as a "spiritual zen zydeco lute-picker."

i think he was just quaaluded out of his skull by then.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11911632)



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Date: June 5th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful forum background story

Yeah, he was ripped to the gills constantly. He passed out in the middle of a show in Des Moines I was at.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11911640)



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Date: June 6th, 2009 1:18 AM
Author: Ruddy Exciting Site Mood

he was supposed to star opposite darryl hannah in an REO Speedwagon video in 1981, but he couldn't stop barfing, and ridley scott replaced him with some douche named bruce boxleitner.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11914257)



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Date: February 3rd, 2011 6:46 PM
Author: mahogany yarmulke corner

still can't believe that Favor of Whokebe (Poetic Dreamer's ballad) [feat Estrada] didn't make it on this

And I sing a song less for you

Seven ways less the boys in blue

I favor less the thunder in your ears

I'm seven ways is less I shed your tears

I'm favored in the way

I am less to you today

I'm less then I would favor anything I savor in the day

I'm favored in the blesslessness I see

Favorless in the way you blessed the boys in blue for me

I'm favored in the day I am

A man of might

It's less that I belong to you

It's less that I would fight

But it's less that I would marry you

Favorless is less your right

I am the man who is

Blessed in me

Seven ways favored in the song I sing

From sea to sea

It's less I name you jubilee, jubilee, jubilee downtown favor of

It's less I turn my head and cough for you

I am a jew

I belong...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#17206955)



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Date: June 7th, 2009 7:57 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete national

you know if you play the chorus from "raw doggin' in brown town" backwards it says "whok is dead!!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#11939132)



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Date: June 20th, 2009 12:50 AM
Author: Ruddy Exciting Site Mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12040298)



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Date: June 20th, 2009 1:11 AM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

my first seven childrens were conceived to teh first 37 seconds of track 4 of 'exercise ball bouncing on jupiter, fat womyn rocking it to teh beats'

the chorus is where i just couldnt control myself

'n then the fat baby go

BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCE

whokebe n mccheese gonna

BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCE'

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12040441)



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Date: June 20th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: rose stirring bbw

how about mccheese's WORST album?

anyone else ever downloaded mccheese's rejected soundtrack for the movie "honey, i blew up the kid?"

what THE FUCK was he trying to do on that thing?

hey mccheese - don't put a fucking accordion solo on your album unless you can actually play the accordion!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12043976)



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Date: June 22nd, 2009 3:13 PM
Author: peach motley hunting ground pistol

You don't "get" art, do you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12057302)



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Date: June 22nd, 2009 3:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

how do I miss these threads?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12057295)



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Date: June 22nd, 2009 3:19 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

if i'm not mistaken, this was poasted the same night you passed out in the urinal trough of the club where Mayor McCheese dropped his new single "Windows Security Update Patch IV." if it wasn't for that strange dutch dude telling us he had just pissed on the face of someone we might know in the bathroom, we'd have never found you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12057370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2009 3:20 PM
Author: peach motley hunting ground pistol

"that strange dutch dude"

it is common for those who have seen the face of whokebe to describe him thusly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12057393)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

One foggy winter evening in Antwerp Spackler and I were stumbling from coffee shop to coffee shop when we heard two locals outside whispering something about about "die vreemde dood Nederlands." The faint trill of the alto saxophone was wafting from a nearby alleyway - we rushed down the alley as quickly as our wobbly legs could carry us, but whok had disappeared as mysteriously as he had arrived.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12722782)



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Date: June 22nd, 2009 3:23 PM
Author: chartreuse aphrodisiac native mother

I would like everybody in this thread to be my FRIEND

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12057418)



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Date: June 22nd, 2009 3:23 PM
Author: Grizzly Faggotry

robbletunes vol. iv

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12057423)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: Lone Paiute River Sessions, 1972 demo. it's the one with mccheese's famed "freakout" at the end of the last track - eight minutes of screams, smashed guitars, enraged rants about women and booze, followed by the graphic sounds of mccheese barfing into a hollowed-out amp and being electrocuted.

they say his heart stopped for three minutes before they got it going again.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124202)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

that was one of the most unnerving episodes we've ever experienced together. at first we all thought he was being playful, but once he started connecting dialectical materialism to categorical imperatives in post-industrial eating utensil designs, we knew he had blown a fuse somewhere.

we were on some heavy stuff those days, good stuff, straight out of vietnam and laos that good ole' boys coming back from the front would give us after shows. that plus how at the time we had reached the zenith of our political consciousness (and arguably the nadir of our moral one) made for a volatile situation.

i really think that episode was triggered 4 days before when mccheese and the dalai lama sat down with representatives from the nixon administration to discuss sino-tibetan relations. he was really on edge, you could see the frailty in his eyes man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124246)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 1:45 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

why'd you guys keep the mics running during the whole thing? it was bold as hell to actually release it, though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124263)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

i think it was an accident really since the tapes were rolling anyway, but for as worried as everyone was, in the back of our minds we knew what we were witnessing was some kind of profound reckoning between conception and creation all conducted by a brilliant maestro. it was just so organically stream of consciousness that between all the lines of violent chaos, the kicked-in bass drums, the shattered guitars, broken glass, etc. etc., there was a messenger trumpeting prophetic truths.

mccheese was never really the same after those 8 minutes 31 seconds, but neither were we. it's like we had forgotten how to breath or walk or both and then suddenly relearned it again. it's easy to romanticize the past, but man, everything just folded together then. it was like watching the tectonic plates collide to form the himalayas in real time as immortal buddhas or something man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124320)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:04 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

you do a good job capturing the mania of those eight minutes. what's really amazing is how mccheese is clearly coming unhinged, but his rants have a shocking clarity to them, as though he were the imperfect vessel overfilled with the perfect anointment oils of a god, but he just started overtopping and fissuring, and what came out was the bloodprint of a sublime wisdom shotgunned against a filthy backalley wall. it was so ugly at any given moment, but in toto, it draws us closer to the deeper truths.

now, i'm going to ask an ugly question, but don't get mad, because these rumors have been around for a long time - is it true that you guys made something of a strategic decision not to cut the power to the amp even as you saw mccheese jabbing at it with his panga and getting ready to puke?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124441)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:11 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

well put.

to answer your question, to say the decision not to cut the power was 'strategic' suggests there was an element of calculation involved. perhaps there was, but it went no further than calculating the sheer brilliance that was being demonstrated before our eyes. the strategic element was primordial in nature. there is an evolutionary basis for the fragrance of flowers, or our aversion to spoiled fruits. i am sure that the curiosity roused by mccheese's outburst wasn't something superficial. in fact, it breached the surface and anchored itself deep within our psyches.

i noted during the congressional investigation that i was not cognizant of what was happening after the 42nd second of the episode. expert testimony reaffirmed this. i can only say that it was the spirit of mccheese, bigger than the man himself, that moved us not only to keep the amp on, but to crank up the juice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124501)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: yapping stage

Is it true Nixon asked for his autograph but tried to play it off like it was for Pat?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124321)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 1:57 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

It's a little known fact that he was supposed to sit in for three songs with The Band for Scorsese's Last Waltz. After Van Morrison's segment, McCheese and The Band we're going to play the McCheese originals West Memphis Mud Romp and Journey to the South Pole in Perpetual Darkness before McCheese left the stage only to return in full confederate regalia to sing The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down with Levon Helm. If you look closely, after Ophelia ends and Van stumbles off stage to throw up, McCheese actually comes to prop him up while he hurls. The excess weight of Van, plus the five hour long backstage coke binge, proved too much for McCheese's body, and he suffered a major heart attack on the spot. McCheese woke up three days later in the ICU and to this day blames Van for the whole incident. The two haven't spoken in over thirty years.

Makes you wonder what kind of groundbreaking collaborations the world has missed out on because of McCheese's stubborn view on the whole thing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124383)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

what's more is that though mccheese was suffering a massive heart attack and was unconscious, he finished the show to a resounding ovation and got himself to the hospital, not before stopping by a retirement community to give his grandma her favor flowers, tulips.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124399)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:05 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

This is actually totally incorrect and a common misconception among casual McCheese fans, not unlike the lore surrounding Paul McCartney.

McCheese actually NEVER made it to the stage, because Bob Dylan and Eric Clapton were en route to the ER with McCheese's lifeless body in the backseat when his segment was supposed to be recorded. Right around the time Clapton dumped McCheese's body on the doorstep of the hospital, Scorsese forced a newcomer to the scene to take the stage (after hasty deliberation as to who should sing McCheese's parts). Most casual fans think that this newcomer is actually McCheese, but he was in fact, Neil Diamond!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124446)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

This is an urban legend that stretched credulity . McCheese is far too recognizable for this to work - you think Neil Diamond just sprouted a 6 foot fu manchu on demand?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124470)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:11 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

ever wondered why McCheese's admittedly premature death certificate and autopsy from that day describe McCheese as devoid of pubic hair?

That, my friend, is the 6 foot f manchu you speak of. Took Scorsese a pair of garden shoes and a bottle of elmer's glue and a little bit of film magic, but by god he pulled it off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124497)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:12 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

sacrilege!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124510)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:15 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

I heard when they cut his pubes McCheese suddenly broke out of his coma and, in pain, let out a blood curdling scream before slipping back into a catatonic state

it took 3 adrenaline shots to the heart and the smell of a freshly baked apple pie to resuscitate him later that day

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124546)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:16 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

i can only confirm that the apple pie was delicious and enjoyed by all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124557)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

"West Memphis Mud Romp and Journey to the South Pole in Perpetual Darkness"

A++ song titles

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124428)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:01 PM
Author: Talking twisted quadroon mediation

i don't understand most of this thread but it sounds awesome

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124424)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:16 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

what is there to understand? we're just talkin' about our favorite mayor mccheese albums.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124559)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:17 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ObfOiIu4o

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124567)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 2:25 PM
Author: yapping stage

is this in reference to the time that mayor mccheese in a drunken rage supposedly raped julia stiles in the ass with a broken bottle because she didn't buy apple jacks?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12124633)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 10:08 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: I Am Mayor McCheese; We Are Mayor McCheese - American Association for the Study of Liver Diseases Benefit Concert

this was the 1986 benefit concert that marked mccheese's comeback after his first liver transplant.

it's not a great album; much of it runs toward "we are the world"-themed sap, and the all-star cast of singers really isn't put to great use on most of the tracks.

but tracks 7-10 are stark, disturbing gems - they actually wheeled mccheese up on stage in his ICU bed so he could do those four songs playing only a small mandolin and the original harmonica he used on his teenage debut album "Listen To That! The Fast Tijuana Stylings Of Guillermo Alcalde McQueso de la Talavera y Jaen, RKO Records' Youngest Harpmaster"

rather than doing a preplanned medly of earlier hits, he did an impromptu four-song cycle taking place in an alternate reality in which his transplant had failed, and he had been buried prematurely in a coffin before waking up.

really, really disturbing stuff. but the songs themselves were lovely.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12131395)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 11:45 AM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

when i used to play minor league ball, they'd play the first 11 seconds of "Listen To That! The Fast Tijuana Stylings Of Guillermo Alcalde McQueso de la Talavera y Jaen, RKO Records' Youngest Harpmaster" while i stepped up to the plate.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12131917)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

he was a prodigy. that album came out shortly before he turned 13.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12132293)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: irradiated puppy lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12150656)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: Ruddy Exciting Site Mood

remember when tipper gore kept harping on his novelty single "forest of dicks" during the congressional hearings on obscenity in music in the 80's, then when mccheese showed up to testify, he dressed up like oliver north, and jessie helms nearly hopped over the bench and attacked him?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12135127)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:59 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete national



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12135138)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:02 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12141106)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

fack yes man. this was right around the time me and The Whokster were renting a place off of dupont and we decided to sit in the gallery that day. thank god they didn't have tasers or much security to get in to the halls of congress back then.

after the hearing, when the cameras weren't rolling, helms confronted mccheese with a giant wooden paddle, like something out of little house on the prairie or something. rumor had it that helms's daughter sneaked out to a mccheese unplugged event at camp bewbntit and fell in love. helms was incensed! after muttering some crap about 'circumsized heathen homoantichristcommiepinkosaytpd' he lunged for mccheese's healthy bosom.

for some reason Whokster had a jar of tartar sauce from our fish fry the night before in his blazer. when helms lunged, me and Whokster sprang to mccheese's defense. i held off capitol police and Whokster smeared tartar sauce all over helms's face, in his ears, and then did the most courageous thing ever. Whokster stopped pummeling the senator, hugged him, and licked tartar sauce off of his earlobe.

after the initial shock, mccheese was overcome with emotion. everyone was at that point. i looked into the eyes of the capitol police dude whose nuts i had clenched in my fist. i let go. we hugged. everyone gathered around and held hands. mccheese then started humming kumbaya. helms licked the tartar sauce from his lips and sang too. afterward, up until helms died, mccheese and him would meet up every year at a lodge in montana for a weekend to produce bedtime lullabies under the pseudonyms 'radek & radek radek.'

luckily some of the singing was caught on tape, which is now housed in the national archives. they won't be released until january 1st, 2013. at first it was supposed to have happened in 2011, but some congress intern dude named 'deepxoxo2012man' messed up the filing. oh bureaucracy!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12141179)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 4:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12495295)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: Captain Eunuch And The Search For The Perfect Peen

this is his notorious comedy concept album with the Route 66 parody "Forest of Dicks" mentioned above.

though not particularly bracing by today's standards, it was a big shock for such a prominent artist to release such a vulgar record back in the early 80's. but the various boycotts and album burnings by christian groups only added to mccheese's fame.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12143708)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: irradiated puppy lay

this is a terrific thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12150647)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: well-lubricated party of the first part

threads like this are way i pay rach $89.99 per month to subscribe to this site. and don't give me that "blah blah, rach doesn't charge subscription!" flame. yes he does. it's $89.99 per month, rising to $105.99 in august.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12150696)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated party of the first part



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12150963)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: The Slander Tapes

this is the banned album where mccheese inexplicably seeded the songs on this straightforward blues-themed rocker with lyrics defaming and libeling various celebrities and public figures, including his notorious claim that actor don ameche and cult figure vincent price engaged in oral sex "behind the boathouse every friday, not a friday ever comes where knobs ain't getting slobbed."

this was the basis for the later 90's alt-rock hit "possum kingdom" by the band toadies.

mccheese was sued no less than 25 times over this album, and lost every single claim.

this, of course, plunged him into bankruptcy and led to his second great depressive phase.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12164315)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:07 AM
Author: peach motley hunting ground pistol

"this was the basis for the later 90's alt-rock hit "possum kingdom" by the band toadies."

tyvfmft

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12168919)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: Histrionic Idea He Suggested



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12169431)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 12:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

Are we limiting this to official "Mayor McCheese" records? Because most of my favorite stuff was released under the label "..,,.;; and the whokebians"

The less said about the darker albums he released as "AK47" the better. Hint - just because Garth Brooks did it doesn't make it a good idea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12170030)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 12:13 PM
Author: peach motley hunting ground pistol

What's your favorite Mayor McCheese album?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12170038)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

Who is the biggest gay icon of all time?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12170631)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: SHOVE!

this was mccheese's derivative, late 90's "electronica" collaboration with fatboy slim, the crystal method, the prodigy, and eiffel 65.

it's really quite a terrible album, but it is notable for a four-minute stretch on track six that is nothing but a series of extreme and rapid bass blasts that have been known to cause animals to run away from home.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12180401)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:16 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

Ahh the infamous SHOVE! album

love the mix of "Don't call me wigger, solzy." A not so subtle tribute to the sly and the family stone album that SHOVE! was inspired by

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12183763)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

"but it is notable for a four-minute stretch on track six that is nothing but a series of extreme and rapid bass blasts"

I remember it well -- "What If (The Caveman Remix)." McCheese refused to give wmtp his much-deserved co-author credit on that track. A decision he'd come to regret when wmtp, hopped up on Pixie Stix and rage, broke into David Geffen's personal vault and ripped the master tapes to shreds with his bare hands.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12722824)



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Date: August 25th, 2010 10:49 AM
Author: lemon location community account



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#15875774)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:18 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative

NEXT. LEVEL. SHIT.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12183783)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:06 AM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

sometimes i wonder if we were ready for it. even the most avant garde of nyc's experimental opera community thought mccheese's 1963 NEXT. LEVEL. SHIT. was too thematically obtuse. it wasn't uncommon for people to wonder aloud as to whether an entire operatic plot could be comprised of aboriginal men doing cartwheels through a series of abacuses swinging from wires while three dwarfs hula-hooped rings of fire on unicycles.

i'll admit, i liked it a lot but i don't think i'm serious enough to appreciate its real NEXT. LEVEL. SHIT. meaning. for me, it was a freakshow, it was mccheese as he was wont to be -- a simple man wearing a kangaroo costume while he worked his halal food stand down by wall street.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12207062)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 4:38 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: Lipids - The Science Album

mccheese had to record a children's science album in the late 1980's due to a court settlement after he broke his contract to appear as a regular guest on sesame street.

with the help of nobel laureate in medicine michael stuart brown, mccheese introduced children to the world of cholesterol chemistry, including detailed accounts of the posttranslational processing of the LDL receptor in familial hypercholesterolemia.

this album is credited with creating a surge 20 years later in graduate students studying lipoprotein chemistry, inspired by their fond memories of this childhood album.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233236)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 4:57 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

Fantastic album.

Little known fact about Lipids:

In '83, after the nasty Pink Floyd breakup, McCheese's friendship became a huge point of contention between the bandmates. It was actually McCheese that hooked up Syd Barrett with his first hit of acid! But that is a story for a different time. Long story short - Roger Waters won McCheese's friendship from the other members of the band after a drunken night of terrorizing London's homeless in Roger's replica batmobile.

The two collaborated on Science. It wasn't McCheese's first concept album, but it was definitely his most Pink Floydian. The album is bookended by two similar tracks (think Shine on you crazy diamond or pigs on the wing, here is where the heavy pink floyd influence can be seen). The two tracks - entitled "I am forced away from myself (a return to hydrophilia)" - encase the rest of the album, which deals with hydrocarbon chains, passive diffusion, etc..

When you look at the track listing this way, it becomes apparent that the structure of the album is the same as the phospholipid bilayer of the cell membrane, the most basic building block of all life!!!!

McCheese's genius, as most people tend to overlook, is as evident in his subtlety as it is in his avant garde stylings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233415)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated party of the first part

it's an abortion that he lost out on the grammy for best children's album to bobby mcferrin that year.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233447)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

Ironically, it is widely speculated that he lost out on the grammy because the establishment deemed the Lipids single "Sterol - more important to life and society than abortion" too edgy for an album aimed at 7 year olds

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233482)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:17 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

"I am forced away from myself (a return to hydrophilia)"

a 180 title, to say the least.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233575)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

tyty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233594)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

ty man you should present your findings at the next vegas convention.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233581)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

Just twitter me the date

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233602)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:22 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

dude if you play variations on mccheese I through IV simultaneously, in reverse, and at 2x speed, mccheese hammers out the schedule for the vegas conferences through 2241 in morse code, including detailed agendas and his recommendations for BIGVEGASBRUNCH.

he has yet to be wrong.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233613)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

yeah dude but I am too fucking scared to try it, empirical evidence suggests a 50% outcome of comprehending the date vs a 50% outcome of developing debilitating schizophrenia (though there is evidence to suggest this just encourages already underlying tendencies)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233625)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:28 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

it's a huge undertaking. we lose a number of good men every year to the cause.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233654)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:29 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

LOL well scientologists are good for one thing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233659)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: yapping stage

I just had flashbacks to cell bio. Instead of studying I would just listen to the album high and freak out.

I got a B+.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233596)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:21 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

ty, tipper gore can suck it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12233609)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 5:16 PM
Author: Clear wonderful box office double fault



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12254286)



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Date: January 17th, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Clear wonderful box office double fault



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#19793432)



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Date: July 15th, 2009 5:18 PM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

threads like this one should be bumped regularly so that future generations may bump them in turn.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12254304)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

I would not be surprised to see this thread included in the next edition of Norton's Anthology.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12495319)



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Date: July 16th, 2009 8:20 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: Tras Las Rejas Del Amor ('Prisoner of Love')

this was the spanish-language album mccheese released around the same time as the movie "La Bamba," as he attempted to cash in on the brief infatuation with mexican music.

unfortunately, mccheese refused to release this album on either CD or magnetic tape formats, maintaining that mexico "does not have that sort of technology yet," and would therefore be inauthentic. this led to a boycott by mexican groups and limited vinyl record sales.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12265215)



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Date: July 16th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

fuck man this made me laugh, the mexico quote especially

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12265240)



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Date: July 16th, 2009 8:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

Again, are we counting albums released as "Senor Con Queso" or is this Mayor McCheese specific? If you'll recall there was some speculation at he time that McCheese was in a group home for the blind due to a misunderstanding involving a pair of sunglasses and three dozen whippits. None of which explains why side two was sung entirely by the guy from the Micro Machines commercial.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12265319)



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Date: July 16th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

this thread is mother fucking flame...FLAME

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such a good album. one of my favorites. will be drinking the scotch to it tonight. anyone have any clue as to what the asterisks are all about?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12265599)



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Date: July 19th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12288888)



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Date: July 21st, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

Ironically, I grew up without a single Mayor McCheese album in the household. Dad wouldn't allow it. Said that you couldn't experience the real McCheese just listening to the records, you had to FEEL it.

And that's how a young Dean Bittermen ended up spending the first four months of 1983 secreted inside a bass amp, touring central Asia.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12307068)



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Date: July 21st, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: Turkeyshoot (Guns God'n Gizzards)

mccheese released this album several months after sept. 11, as "ARE COUNTRY" fervor began to simmer up money to the likes of toby keith and comedian jeff foxworthy.

however, some say mccheese took his songwriting to extremes. his lead single "Hey Mr. A-rab, Fuck You'n Yer Camel'n Yer Country!" was a barnstorming country rocker that attracted criticism from various groups of communists and malcontents even as it rocketed up the charts.

however, it became clear that mccheese had not entirely cast off the influence of leftist bien-pensants, either - in 2003, he sharply rebuked republican presidential candidate tom tancredo for using his song "These Colors Don't Run - Nah; Fuck That; They Shoot Yer Border-Hoppin' Wetback Ass! Hey Spics, Get The FUCK OUTTA MAH COUNTRY!" during campaign stops, noting that tancredo had "clearly failed to understand the song's subtext."



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12308887)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 1:27 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: A Church Sermon (Sunday 1974)

mccheese briefly became a seminarian and baptist preacher in the mid-1970's after renouncing his "lifestyle of ruin" which had carried on throughout the 1960's.

on this album, he turned the little-known biblical story of habakkuk into an epic song cycle centering around the bizarre idea that the prophet habakkuk was, in fact, God. and that the conservation between habakkuk and God indicated a schizophrenic dialogue within God's own mind.

for this heresy, mccheese was literally chased out of his small winona, mississippi church by a pitchfork-heavy mob and was shot through both buttocks while fleeing, a fact which writer gore vidal found endlessly amusing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12366230)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 8:53 AM
Author: yapping stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12366975)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

this thread is better than Almost Famous

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12367739)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: yapping stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12367743)



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Date: July 29th, 2009 4:10 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

The Charlie Daniels Band song "Uneasy Rider" is based on a third hand retelling of this incident.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12377834)



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Date: July 29th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: haunting bateful locale

"...and was shot through both buttocks while fleeing, a fact which writer gore vidal found endlessly amusing."

Heh.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12377885)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:19 AM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm

"an epic song cycle centering around the bizarre idea that the prophet habakkuk was, in fact, God"

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13099636)



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Date: January 18th, 2010 3:11 PM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13841814)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

i can't get mccheese's 1992 single 'the street beside the bay, rubbing shoulders with the sea, foggy breezes coming to me, coming to me: meditations atop twin peaks illuminated by the flashing warning beacon of the golden gate -- or: etudes and attitudes, why was there no sour cream at the taqueria?' out of my head. i just keep bopping to its melody and repeating the chorus. i'm happy mccheese decided to revisit his earlier emphasis on melodic composition after his rhythmic era.

for having such a long winded title, the song is a surprisingly terse love story. it's anchored by the extended metaphor of the 1988 yellowstone fires as a man's manic episode of creative destruction after realizing the girl he truly loved was more imagined than real. mccheese has that rarefied ability to make the profound catchy.

ole faithful lets off his steam

n ooo i'ma be faithful to my jimmy beam

ain't gonna let go

ain't gonna let go

ain't gonna quit these hills no no

ain't a controlled burn no more

no more

no more

no more....

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12368003)



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Date: July 29th, 2009 4:11 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

I ran through Joshua Tree National Park with a head full of liquid screaming this song at the top of my lungs in '95

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12377843)



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Date: July 29th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

man i'm envious. while i was scaling el cap in yosemite, i was bopping my head to mccheese's "the eagle's ascent" album. i decided to go with the original 1976 version instead of the remastered one that came out in the early 90s. the 6 tracks where mccheese simply reads from the book of genesis in aramaic while dj jazzy whok lays down a beat made up of ambient noise recorded at night in the namibian bush was almost too much for me to handle. i actually started crying 3/4 of the way up when an eagle glided past me as mccheese sang the chorus of track 9, "notarized n' notorious"--

patient like buddha

patient like the snow fox

patience patience NOW NOW

pay pay pay me nowwwwww

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12377945)



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Date: July 29th, 2009 4:32 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

3,000 feet up bereishitting in a tube eating cold vienna sausages crying on a ledge suspended by 10.5mm kernmantle rope praying the cams hold while the eagle dives for the squirrel with three lines on his back

epic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12378018)



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Date: August 9th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: Names - Chronicles Of Those Whom I May Have Murdered

in the late 70's, mccheese contracted a particularly virulent strain of tuberculosis, likely from a third-world whore. he then inseminated untold hundreds of others with this strain while traveling the world as the UN's special rapporteur on the elimination of polio.

however, far from being apologetic on his album, mccheese used his songs to lambaste the dead for their weak immune systems and failure to adhere to their medication regimens.

when questioned by reporters, mccheese stated that "God don't make no junk, and TB don't kill nothing BUT junk - so what does THAT tell you?"

mccheese later blamed his callousness on stress caused by his own TB, which eventually led to a double lung transplant and 15 minutes of clinical death on the operating table.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12462103)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: yapping stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12495188)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

tyft bump. The Whokster's performance in this thread is beyond legendary.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12495192)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

it's one of teh moast inspired twerks on this myspace page

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12495196)



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Date: August 25th, 2009 11:30 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

Upon further review, I deem this moast underrated tweet in this thread. This is the work of a master wordsmith.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12594730)



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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

breathtaking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12646141)



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Date: August 31st, 2009 4:20 PM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: September 1st, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: Nudes - An Intimate Sketch Of Myself

mccheese announced shortly after madonna's "erotica" album that he would also release a series of nude photographs of himself in conjunction with a new record.

however, when the album shipped, buyers soon discovered that while the jewel cases contained a large 100-page booklet loaded with graphic nude shots of mccheese in a variety of poses and locations, there was no actual audio media included.

the subsequent outrage forced mccheese to throw together a hasty selection of outtakes and rejected tracks, which was then offered at a discount to buyers of the booklet.

when asked why he hadn't simply released a book, mccheese replied that "Most Americans are illiterate; those bookstores might as well be selling Chinamen eyecharts."

oddly enough, sales of the songless jewel cases did not slow down after mccheese's bait and switch had been revealed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12645966)



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Date: September 1st, 2009 11:20 PM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12649714)



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Date: September 2nd, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated party of the first part

my favorite album.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12655331)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 11:08 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

titcr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13090048)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 8:52 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: My Indictment

in 2002, mccheese was indicted on a variety of federal weapons, racketeering, smuggling, and conspiracy charges.

on the advice of his attorney, Johann Whokebe (later disbarred), he was told to write an album in which he'd admit to the bulk of the charges, but "make them sound hella walls-to-the-balls fucking awesome" in order to "prep" the jury pool for nullification.

songs such as "The Good Shit (I Import Cocaine Through Biloxi)" and "A Gunsmuggler's Detailed Confession" instead seemed to work against him, as mccheese was convicted on all counts and sentenced to 55 years in federal custody.

however, the convictions were overturned and mccheese released as part of a settlement relating to his videotaped sodomization by investigators and guards.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12714957)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:29 PM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:34 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

there are not enough ones, eights, and zeros in the world to reward your admirable work itt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12716515)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready theatre degenerate

"on the advice of his attorney, Johann Whokebe (later disbarred), he was told to write an album in which he'd admit to the bulk of the charges, but "make them sound hella walls-to-the-balls fucking awesome" in order to "prep" the jury pool for nullification.

songs such as "The Good Shit (I Import Cocaine Through Biloxi)""

Jesus Christ. I know Evan2001 the poaster. I know solzy the poaster. I've seen each of them at the top of his game. You, sir, have surpassed them both.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12722508)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:40 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

it's a seriously inspired fucking work. and it's not one-off either. consistently brilliant. epic. grand! the stuff of mfing LEGEND. it's like the sandlot:

"Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die, follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12722519)



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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm

"Jesus Christ. I know Evan2001 the poaster. I know solzy the poaster. I've seen each of them at the top of his game. You, sir, have surpassed them both."

i think this must be right

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13099661)



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Date: September 10th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm

top 10 thread ever

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12716527)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 4:42 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

tcr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13092271)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: Bright rigpig

I just finished reading this thread for the first time. I frequently had to remind myself to breathe. Recounting the legendary career of McCheese was a genuine privilege. While solzy brought the 180 next level shit he so often does, Whokster was something special here. I generally make poasters prove themselves over time, but fuck that. This thread has changed my entire outlook on xoxo. Whokster has created a new paradigm here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12723128)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete national

hey man you should pick back up on your xoxo professor studying shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12723137)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 6:28 PM
Author: Bright rigpig

yeah, as a concept i think it could work but i need to put in some more time preparing it, ty for reminding me of this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12723139)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: ocher hospital

Ride The Lightening

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Date: September 16th, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: September 17th, 2009 5:21 AM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm

i'll defend the whokster's work here as just as good as any (yes ANY) poster's whole body of work goddamnit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12766783)



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Date: September 21st, 2009 10:16 PM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12803147)



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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: scarlet pozpig home

180

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Date: October 27th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Trust Fund Business Firm



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Date: January 11th, 2011 6:20 PM
Author: pink sinister address really tough guy



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Date: September 21st, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender

post

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12803057)



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Date: September 29th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

currently listening to: The Excavations (Workingman's Series, Volume III)

this 1985 album was the third in a series of records dedicated to "the hardy, leathered, squab-stout and well-buttocked American man of hard labor." mccheese had been piqued by the seeming theft of his theme in the 1984 album "Born in the USA" by bruce springsteen, released after mccheese's second Workingman album "Prairie Rocket Riders" (celebrating the men who build america's grain silos).

to one-up springsteen, mccheese planned an epic three-disc album dealing with all aspects of the excavation trades, from septic tank installation to diamond mining. his promotional campaign involved the step-by-step recreation of a mine cave-in and rescue of a child laborer nicknamed Baby Enoch, based on a 1908 incident from rural eastern kentucky.

under the original plan, mccheese's nephew was to play the role of Baby Enoch, shimmying his way into a narrow crevice 200 feet inside of an abandoned mine shaft, followed by a dramatic rescue performed by mccheese himself.

however, the child's father vetoed the idea and began shooting at mccheese shortly after the proposal. mccheese then fled, but later managed to shoehorn his way into Baby Enoch's original mining uniform. he then rappelled down into the shaft and wedged himself into the crevice, planning to allow hunger and desperation to season him for three days before his miraculous escape.

unfortunately, mccheese had become plump on a diet of burgoo, mountain dew, bourbon balls, and derby pie. he became hopelessly stuck.

the day of his album release came and went. sales were brisk due to media coverage of mccheese's disappearance.

two weeks later, a dying mccheese suffering from severe kidney failure was tugged out of the crevice by a production crew working for bruce springsteen. they had been caving recreationally while doing charity work in appalachia.

humiliating photos of a shellshocked mccheese's shrunken genitals - badly diminished by dehydration and showing through a rip in Baby Enoch's trousers - were later published in the spanish tabloid ¡Hola!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#12867820)



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Date: September 29th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Marvelous People Who Are Hurt Market



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Date: January 18th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: aromatic rigor

fucking genius

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13842014)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 10:17 AM
Author: yapping stage

holy shit, I had missed this before.

Amazing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13907570)



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Date: October 6th, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: October 21st, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: yapping stage

MAYOR MCCHEESE RETIRED?????

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13046196)



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Date: October 22nd, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: infuriating slate azn

this is devastating

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13057910)



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Date: October 26th, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: Bright rigpig



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Date: November 19th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender



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Date: December 8th, 2009 2:00 PM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: December 27th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender



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Date: January 18th, 2010 3:13 PM
Author: Talking twisted quadroon mediation

what was this nigga's username when he posted on the CB again?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#13841846)



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Date: January 25th, 2010 2:20 AM
Author: Bright rigpig



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Date: February 1st, 2010 5:01 PM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: February 1st, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender



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Date: February 11th, 2010 10:29 AM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: February 22nd, 2010 2:24 AM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

Currently listening to: Ten Sidereal Tracks (bootleg)

In 1972, after his famed freakout, McCheese contacted NASA, and proposed the idea of a song cycle re-recorded on the surface of the moon by the crew of Apollo 17.

After recording separate vocal and guitar tracks, McCheese handed them over in a partially-oxygenated chamber designed to be taken onto the shuttle, removed to the lunar surface, and then played and recorded again while the astronauts collected rocks and played golf. The new tapes would then be brought back to Earth, and McCheese would remix them into a new concept album.

However, upon arriving on the Moon, astronaut Eugene Cernan thought it would be funny to smack the chamber itself with golf balls. The ball strikes eventually shattered the protective case, partially ruining the magnetic media inside.

McCheese was so enraged upon hearing the tapes that he defected to the Soviet Union, using much of his personal fortune to finance their space program, with the goal of becoming the USSR's first astronaut to reach the surface of the moon, along with a macaque named Duckett (on loan on a peace mission from a zoo in West Berlin).

However, the prototype lunar launcher detonated on its platform in today's northern Kazakhstan, badly burning McCheese and incinerating Duckett.

He was then deported by the USSR due to the widespread suspicion that his presence had brought along bad luck, and spent 18 months in federal prison before being accidentally pardoned by President Nixon. Nixon tried to take it back, but was statutorily unable to do so.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14198158)



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Date: February 22nd, 2010 8:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle windowlicker

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14198806)



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Date: February 22nd, 2010 11:17 AM
Author: yapping stage

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14199603)



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Date: June 11th, 2010 12:48 PM
Author: bistre weed whacker

:)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#15218204)



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Date: February 22nd, 2010 10:50 AM
Author: floppy milk theater

lol the fuck is this thread.

explain

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14199449)



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Date: February 22nd, 2010 11:18 AM
Author: yapping stage

what is there to explain man?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14199605)



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Date: February 22nd, 2010 11:19 AM
Author: floppy milk theater

who the fuck is whokster.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14199619)



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Date: February 22nd, 2010 11:21 AM
Author: yapping stage

why does that matter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14199632)



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Date: February 22nd, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: floppy milk theater

he's clearly not some noob who just stumbled across this site.

is he watchmen?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14199640)



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Date: February 23rd, 2010 2:54 AM
Author: well-lubricated party of the first part



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Date: March 18th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker



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Date: March 18th, 2010 2:03 AM
Author: Sexy curious scourge upon the earth school

ITT: hippie faggots who listen to shit music.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14424169)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: yapping stage

explain

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#14476082)



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Date: March 23rd, 2010 3:15 PM
Author: insecure depressive toilet seat



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Date: June 2nd, 2010 3:02 AM
Author: insecure depressive toilet seat



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Date: June 11th, 2010 12:25 PM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: June 11th, 2010 12:39 PM
Author: lemon location community account

The Good Shit (I Import Cocaine Through Biloxi) came on the radio as I was unicycling in to work this morning. Brings me back.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#15218168)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 8:30 PM
Author: vibrant keepsake machete national



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Date: October 10th, 2010 7:31 PM
Author: Bright rigpig



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Date: December 15th, 2010 11:42 AM
Author: yapping stage



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Date: December 24th, 2010 9:12 PM
Author: awkward lettuce sex offender



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Date: January 11th, 2011 5:15 PM
Author: coral set ladyboy



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Date: January 11th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author: Provocative selfie point



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Date: January 11th, 2011 6:22 PM
Author: Sable Splenetic Affirmative Action

since i don't think mcbeef would self fellate, who in the goddamn pisshell is the whokster?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#17030469)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 11:41 PM
Author: insecure depressive toilet seat

can't he just be the whokster? even under just one moniker he's tops.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#17041760)



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Date: January 12th, 2011 11:48 PM
Author: Shivering lodge cuck

I've made two secure copies of this thread and I keep them in separate domiciles.

Just in case, well, you know

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#17041817)



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Date: June 22nd, 2011 7:51 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

Currently listening to: Mule County America; U.S.A.

In an attempt to piggyback off of the success of Willy Nelson's wildhorse activism, McCheese wrote an album dedicated to "the noble mule and his plight," and signed pre-release promotional deals with PETA, the Humane Society, and a variety of other animal rights groups.

However, these alliances collapsed along with the release of the album's sexually-charged music video for the lead single "Hung Like A Traitor," a highly-eroticized series of vignettes depicting graphic encounters between mules and young women at a barn outside of San Angelo, Texas.

Texas authorities initiated an obscenity investigation, leading to an impromptu press conference at the barn in which McCheese - drunk, nude, and seated atop a tractor with Ray-Ban dictator sunglasses and oversized nipple rings - made a series of bizarre and meandering statements about the lead investigator, calling him "One of those Pol Pot motherfuckers with a bulbous ass," and claiming that "He's the kind of dude that when the elves leave their tree; the rapist is him."

Animal rights groups then turned their fury on McCheese after it was revealed that his barn was also outfitted with an equine slaughterhouse, and that it had processed dozens of mules during the production of the album. McCheese demurred by noting that "players get paid, and payors gotta pay."

The investigation was dropped after it was revealed that the "mules" shown in the video were actually mule costumes worn by McCheese himself, then re-initiated after it was revealed that at least two of the actresses were 14 at the time of the filming, but then dropped anew after McCheese paid a sufficient bribe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#18319419)



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Date: June 28th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)

god DAMN

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#18371834)



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Date: December 14th, 2011 11:56 PM
Author: insecure depressive toilet seat

"One of those Pol Pot motherfuckers with a bulbous ass"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#19571151)



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Date: June 28th, 2011 7:37 PM
Author: Passionate know-it-all kitchen cuckoldry

Currently listening to: The Spirits of the Lanes

In an attempt to cash in on the campy-occult marketing trend spawned by the film "Beetlejuice," McCheese rushed over to an abandoned bowling alley outside of Raritan, New Jersey, where hauntings and mysterious occurrences had been reported by locals. He planned to camp in the structure overnight, recording a series of impromptu songs in the dark, "animated" by what he hoped would be the gloomy moans of trapped souls from a fatal 1947 fire in the structure's bar area.

However, a group of local youths learned of McCheese's plans, and decided to prank McCheese by dressing in bedsheets streaked with neon paint while screaming ghoulishly and pelting him with rotten eggs. Eight of them infiltrated the back of the building a few hours after McCheese's arrival.

All were killed when a freak windstorm collapsed the alley's derelict main hall, with McCheese only surviving because he had already crawled under a counter and swaddled himself in heavy blankets, a product of the "sheltering" instinct which seized him during heroin binges.

McCheese's recording equipment was also demolished, and the resulting album was primarily a series of outtakes from the recording sessions for the "Lipids" album mentioned previously. Critics assailed McCheese for his laziness, noting that some tracks were, in fact, existing songs re-recorded with sound samples from the 1931 film version of "Frankenstein" inserted into the background.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#18371747)



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Date: June 28th, 2011 7:45 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)

holyfuckinholyfuckinholyfuckinSHIT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#18371816)



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Date: July 25th, 2011 1:24 AM
Author: bistre weed whacker

you're the best poster ever

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#18607801)



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Date: December 15th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: insecure depressive toilet seat



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Date: June 28th, 2011 7:53 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (Le Tigre)

um hello 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#18371867)



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Date: July 9th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: mewling flesh locus goal in life

SHIMMYWHIP...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1011964&forum_id=2#18464305)



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Date: December 14th, 2011 11:27 PM
Author: henna multi-billionaire



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