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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM Author: Federal Masturbator Stag Film It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Sooty prole azn you should submit your stories for publication. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: sable faggotry house Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny? Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties." Guy: Dude, what's your problem? |
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Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM Author: beady-eyed iridescent filthpig theater stage i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Amethyst ungodly sweet tailpipe degenerate You've done better. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Swollen pocket flask dragon IB? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: bistre hospital don't go to any pizza joints this week. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: Swashbuckling fighting mexican Excellent
" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd" |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM Author: Adventurous philosopher-king station infinity to the fucking infinity (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659) |
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM Author: sable faggotry house By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: sable faggotry house So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Sooty prole azn This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Swollen pocket flask dragon Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Sooty prole azn because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.
RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Swollen pocket flask dragon I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: sable faggotry house I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM Author: Swollen pocket flask dragon There's about a 0% chance of that being the case. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Cream Doctorate If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: sable faggotry house Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann I do not want to get along. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM Author: lilac balding market fortuitous meteor exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: sable faggotry house But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: lilac balding market fortuitous meteor Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: Sooty prole azn nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM Author: Swollen pocket flask dragon What thread was that? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM Author: Sooty prole azn search for "races reversed in pizza parlor" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369) |
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Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: low-t tanning salon okay (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM Author: Bull Headed Deranged Point Internal Respiration you answered more than a year later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174) |
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Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM Author: domesticated brunch cumskin you answered more than 7 months later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164) |
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Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM Author: Thriller carnelian athletic conference you answered more than 7 months later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM Author: onyx keepsake machete kitty you answered more than a month later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527) |
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Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM Author: Thriller carnelian athletic conference you answered more than 2 months later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066) |
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Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM Author: Orchid sanctuary psychic you answered more than 3 months later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: stimulating marketing idea field neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Swollen pocket flask dragon Knobgobbler. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Laughsome gaped ticket booth dingle berry For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp". (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM Author: razzle bawdyhouse LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM Author: Amethyst ungodly sweet tailpipe degenerate I personally prefer "turdodynamics" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann Engineer? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM Author: Amethyst ungodly sweet tailpipe degenerate Nice catch (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Shimmering Set Boltzmann Had to be. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Mustard Flatulent Garrison Rigor You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM Author: galvanic crawly messiness why is nobody outraged at this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM Author: Curious blood rage senate I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM Author: galvanic crawly messiness It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM Author: obsidian step-uncle's house I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998) |
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Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: disrespectful appetizing son of senegal death wish AA has gone too farrrrrrr! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Pearl Shivering Stead Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM Author: disrespectful appetizing son of senegal death wish the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM Author: disrespectful appetizing son of senegal death wish good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077) |
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Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: lemon chest-beating box office Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq
I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.
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