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| Milky yarmulke coldplay fan | 03/01/05 |
| pale self-absorbed church masturbator | 03/01/05 |
| Exciting kitty cat trump supporter | 03/01/05 |
| onyx personal credit line | 03/01/05 |
| out-of-control lay | 07/04/08 |
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| Lascivious temple party of the first part | 03/01/05 |
| Milky yarmulke coldplay fan | 03/01/05 |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM Author: pale self-absorbed church masturbator It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Exciting kitty cat trump supporter you should submit your stories for publication. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: onyx personal credit line Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny? Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties." Guy: Dude, what's your problem? |
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Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM Author: out-of-control lay i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Brindle step-uncle's house You've done better. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Lascivious temple party of the first part IB? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Light place of business kitchen don't go to any pizza joints this week. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: white dysfunction Excellent
" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd" |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM Author: scarlet irradiated senate prole infinity to the fucking infinity (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659) |
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM Author: onyx personal credit line By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: onyx personal credit line So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Exciting kitty cat trump supporter This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Lascivious temple party of the first part Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM Author: Exciting kitty cat trump supporter because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.
RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Lascivious temple party of the first part I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: onyx personal credit line I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM Author: Lascivious temple party of the first part There's about a 0% chance of that being the case. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Geriatric main people orchestra pit If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: onyx personal credit line Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan I do not want to get along. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM Author: Vigorous offensive stag film exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: onyx personal credit line But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: Vigorous offensive stag film Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: Exciting kitty cat trump supporter nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM Author: Lascivious temple party of the first part What thread was that? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM Author: Exciting kitty cat trump supporter search for "races reversed in pizza parlor" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369) |
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Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration okay (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM Author: Poppy at-the-ready rehab you answered more than a year later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174) |
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Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM Author: Hideous Hall you answered more than 7 months later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164) |
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Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM Author: trip circlehead jap you answered more than 7 months later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM Author: Bossy spectacular trailer park you answered more than a month later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527) |
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Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM Author: trip circlehead jap you answered more than 2 months later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066) |
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Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM Author: Buck-toothed electric travel guidebook you answered more than 3 months later? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Mind-boggling fiercely-loyal foreskin neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Lascivious temple party of the first part Knobgobbler. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: mauve crackhouse For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp". (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM Author: awkward contagious school cafeteria LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM Author: Brindle step-uncle's house I personally prefer "turdodynamics" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan Engineer? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM Author: Brindle step-uncle's house Nice catch (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan Had to be. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM Author: onyx personal credit line What gave it away? The dot or the towel? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM Author: Charismatic Hospital Pervert LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: mauve crackhouse Subject: Horrid yet thrilling (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284) |
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Date: April 21st, 2007 11:15 AM Author: submissive dead voyeur credited (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7975019) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 6:05 PM Author: provocative gaped forum mental disorder (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235967) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 8:04 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan I humbly accept your praise. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2236613) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:06 PM Author: provocative gaped forum mental disorder ... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251820) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:08 PM Author: onyx personal credit line I laughed all over again... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251832) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:10 PM Author: provocative gaped forum mental disorder (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251840) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:11 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan glad to bring some sunshine to your day. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251841) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:13 PM Author: violet international law enforcement agency stain This would make a great HLS essay. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251856) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:22 PM Author: Light place of business kitchen "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties."
best line of the post
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM Author: onyx personal credit line The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2251899) |
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Date: March 9th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: onyx personal credit line Good use of mosey'ed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2296014) |
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Date: March 28th, 2005 11:59 PM Author: provocative gaped forum mental disorder (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2434927) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:18 AM Author: Light place of business kitchen this was a classic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435092) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:19 AM Author: provocative gaped forum mental disorder (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435096) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:29 AM Author: drunken resort halford I almost feel bad about forcing him into retirement with the blowjobs in auschwitz thread. It's a shame the Golden Age of Racism has ended. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435182) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:32 AM Author: Light place of business kitchen I'm sure it will flourish again (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435201) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: Charismatic Hospital Pervert As it has in the past. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435209) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: Violent talented church building This never gets old. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435205) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:37 AM Author: Adventurous center Holy Shit this is classic. I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. I also loved the Holocaust semen reference though never saw the original. Anybody know what thread its in? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435232) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM Author: drunken resort halford you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435471) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: black fat ankles turdskin OMG, 180!! I just read this for the first time. Can't believe what I missed. A true gem. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435269) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 9:19 PM Author: Cobalt tantric heaven (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8973756) |
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Date: May 30th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: Bright aromatic lodge (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2891901) |
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Date: June 1st, 2005 5:18 PM Author: Bright aromatic lodge (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2906585) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 2:59 PM Author: mauve crackhouse How rewd (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2913863) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:26 PM Author: carnelian splenetic abode In honor of alabama. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210318) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:27 PM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan i'm only back for a few minutes. wanted to see how you all were doing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210325) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:34 PM Author: bistre high-end corner friendly grandma Beautiful bump, classic thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3210425) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM Author: adulterous dull tattoo filthpig (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731608) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM Author: Purple vivacious theater stage telephone first time i saw this. i nearly shat myself reading it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731624) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM Author: adulterous dull tattoo filthpig You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731643) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: Purple vivacious theater stage telephone nope, i hadnt. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731651) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: glassy crotch plaza haha, I've never actually read this before today (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731656) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM Author: house-broken office dopamine racist (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731703) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:22 PM Author: Light place of business kitchen a classic (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3731938) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM Author: Cracking aqua theater most excellent. ("offensive," racist, etc; count me as being properly opposed, this is what's wrong with . . . etc, etc.) keep them coming. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3732116) |
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Date: October 6th, 2005 12:07 PM Author: Charismatic Hospital Pervert (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#3985987) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 8:16 PM Author: Pearly pistol wow, this is offensive. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4190135) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM Author: Pearly pistol why is nobody outraged at this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM Author: hairraiser stead I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM Author: Pearly pistol It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM Author: Pearly pistol Come on! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176200) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:30 PM Author: Snowy soul-stirring garrison dinner is served (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5176219) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM Author: Seedy indigo incel I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191998) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:55 PM Author: Pearly pistol this stuff is wrong (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214197) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:48 PM Author: Lilac aggressive mad cow disease ha ha. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214149) |
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Date: November 4th, 2005 6:53 PM Author: Purple vivacious theater stage telephone i finally saw an Sbarro box about a month ago, and can fully appreciate the post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4214182) |
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Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: maroon half-breed AA has gone too farrrrrrr! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4396817) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM Author: cerebral domesticated area the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point' (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436812) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:41 AM Author: Flushed people who are hurt Wow, I just got that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4912066) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:48 AM Author: Talking chapel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436838) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 1:00 AM Author: stirring mother field I laughed so hard I started crying. I had to leave the library. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4436958) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:04 AM Author: Mewling candlestick maker same (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438900) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 11:08 AM Author: Light place of business kitchen possibly the greatest post ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4438925) |
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Date: May 28th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: Razzmatazz whorehouse i think so (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8181172) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:49 PM Author: Light place of business kitchen (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457890) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM Author: Fishy nighttime codepig So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4457922) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Peach swashbuckling headpube casino Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458118) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: orchid bisexual sandwich giraffe i was laughing to the point of tears. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4458163) |
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Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4744483) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4748426) |
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Date: January 13th, 2006 8:19 AM Author: Fuchsia Low-t State Bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4804978) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4847120) |
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Date: January 19th, 2006 1:07 PM Author: dashing overrated tanning salon digit ratio awesome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4856901) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM Author: effete persian multi-billionaire I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911928) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM Author: maroon half-breed it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911973) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM Author: maroon half-breed the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: Massive duck-like business firm doctorate you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM Author: maroon half-breed good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163077) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4978520) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 8:00 PM Author: Snowy soul-stirring garrison (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5013313) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: Massive duck-like business firm doctorate best thread EVER. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035639) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097830) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM Author: galvanic indecent market The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5097882) |
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Date: February 16th, 2006 11:21 AM Author: sepia cuck chad lolz (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5102607) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM Author: galvanic indecent market Bump! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110864) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:57 AM Author: drunken resort halford hahaha, did the po' little cracker have his feelings hurt? is that why you're bumping this, to make you feel better? fag. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5110872) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:12 AM Author: cerebral domesticated area bump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128948) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: rebellious son of senegal nowag Ha. From the vault. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128955) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:13 AM Author: wild national sex offender You throw turds? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128958) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: cerebral domesticated area He just couldn't take it anymore. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5128960) |
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Date: February 21st, 2006 8:52 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5151776) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:00 AM Author: cruel-hearted stimulating gas station pozpig (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5163058) |
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Date: March 6th, 2006 7:01 PM Author: razzle pocket flask piazza (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5265723) |
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Date: March 21st, 2006 12:34 PM Author: Snowy soul-stirring garrison (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5389696) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: Milky yarmulke coldplay fan Still going strong 13 months later. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533982) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM Author: Marvelous philosopher-king you still post here? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5533988) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:01 PM Author: Snowy soul-stirring garrison hi strom (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534017) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:04 PM Author: Marvelous philosopher-king strom isn't that smart (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534042) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM Author: rose library just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534083) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:12 PM Author: passionate magenta mad-dog skullcap we're still supposed to be impressed by this? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534100) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:06 PM Author: chocolate queen of the night racist drivel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534056) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:16 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy bonkers property depressive Wrong, just wrong. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5534119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2006 8:07 PM Author: mahogany generalized bond wow. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5606680) |
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Date: April 18th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: transparent bull headed goal in life university nigga plz (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5607215) |
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Date: April 30th, 2006 6:24 PM Author: Yapping shitlib dragon do you see why this is the greatest post in xo history? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5688411) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 8:24 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715230) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 8:57 PM Author: maroon half-breed (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715455) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:17 PM Author: Topaz hunting ground bump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715578) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:23 PM Author: maroon half-breed (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715612) |
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Date: May 4th, 2006 9:25 PM Author: slimy mediation native This post is racist. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5715624) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Bright aromatic lodge Your searing analysis is mindblowing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853747) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM Author: Yapping shitlib dragon too early (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5853925) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 7:41 PM Author: Bright aromatic lodge ? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5854096) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5761253) |
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Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM Author: Yapping shitlib dragon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5828509) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM Author: razzle pocket flask piazza Why would you do such a thing? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940632) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: Bright aromatic lodge Easily the best post ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM Author: razzle pocket flask piazza This is a disgusting thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207) |
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Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM Author: mahogany generalized bond Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6078711) |
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Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: deep ceo gaming laptop Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq
I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM Author: crystalline keepsake machete space i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119) |
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Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629) |
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Date: July 13th, 2006 9:38 PM Author: big silver institution internal respiration Kill, would you have shot alabamajdesq with your new gun if he did this to you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6206166) |
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