Date: July 6th, 2026 2:26 AM Author: Sadistic Base
You can go up to anyone in public and ask what time is it but try it with a lawyer and they'll interrogate you with a thousand questions or outright refuse to assist you.
Date: July 6th, 2026 2:45 AM Author: Sadistic Base
Honestly hate to say it but reminds me of when id talk to Chandler. He would constantly seek free medical advice but WOULDNT HAVE A BAR of it when id ask for legal advice.
Date: July 6th, 2026 2:51 AM Author: Sadistic Base
Everyone I know who did LS after UG is suicidal or completely burnt out by 35. And they were all the most smug motherfuckers on the planet when that first biglaw salary hit like crack at 26.
Date: July 6th, 2026 6:20 AM Author: swollen school cafeteria
Law clarifies your thinking. It doesn’t make you mentally ill, it brings you a mental clarity that few in the general population can ever access. As you practice, the veil that is placed in front of your eyes from birth begins to lift and you start to see the hidden patterns and sequences within life’s code—little gremlin men inhabiting the corners of pages of books; creatures that can best be described as “snorgs” and “garrets” lurking inside walls and structural support columns; human automatons programmed to extract your vital fluids while you are sleeping; and many other like examples. All these insights come from the refining clarity of years and years of the practice of law.
Date: July 6th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: Sadistic Base
I think it's more that lawyers/law students/people who go into law are sociopathic freaks and that it only cums to the fray once they are in their natural habitat.