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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
Violet disgusting persian
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Violet disgusting persian
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Violet disgusting persian
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
Aromatic Really Tough Guy Native
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Bisexual Internal Respiration
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Galvanic chest-beating cruise ship
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Free-loading Ebony Bawdyhouse Coffee Pot
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Galvanic chest-beating cruise ship
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Green talented chapel codepig
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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White pit
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
Violet disgusting persian
  10/10/12
tyft
Vigorous snowy love of her life meetinghouse
  10/10/12
180
Buck-toothed Carnelian Forum
  10/10/12
awesome
Indecent legal warrant lodge
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Motley walnut space affirmative action
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
ultramarine charismatic selfie
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Ungodly people who are hurt crackhouse
  10/29/12
18000000000
mentally impaired excitant telephone
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Violet disgusting persian

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Violet disgusting persian



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Violet disgusting persian



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Aromatic Really Tough Guy Native

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Bisexual Internal Respiration

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Galvanic chest-beating cruise ship

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Free-loading Ebony Bawdyhouse Coffee Pot

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Galvanic chest-beating cruise ship

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Green talented chapel codepig

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Thriller Tantric Station

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: White pit



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Violet disgusting persian

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Vigorous snowy love of her life meetinghouse

tyft

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Carnelian Forum

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Indecent legal warrant lodge

awesome

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Motley walnut space affirmative action



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: ultramarine charismatic selfie

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Ungodly people who are hurt crackhouse

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: mentally impaired excitant telephone

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed spot

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Boyish set knife

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Internet-worthy hall



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hall



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: puce soul-stirring cumskin



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