Date: April 1st, 2014 11:29 PM Author: Nighttime goyim pozpig
Caltech physicists also discovered that sub-atomic particles like quarks, leptons, and florps were even stranger than previously imagined.
"Here we see a quark, which is approximately one trillionth the size of an atom, surrounded by a cloud of electrons. But if you look closer, you'll notice an Asian penis," said Dr. Herb Goldberg. "Even at this level, an Asian penis is remarkably small," he added.
Other scientists reject Goldberg's findings and insist that the Asian penis can only be classified as a hypothetical particle that has not been proven to exist.
Date: April 2nd, 2014 2:25 AM Author: Charismatic spot azn
Nobel Prize-winning Associate Professor Steve Wang from MIT's Department of Physics (Astrophysics Division), one of the leading scholars in Dark Matter/Dark Energy Quantum Mechanics research noticed (from his latest publication: "NOWAG: A Brief History of Nothingness") a certain striking similarity re: Dark Matter/Energy to the NOWAG/AGWWG Phenomenon.
"Well, as you can see... it's a very technical subject but here is a impersonal anecdote to help you understand. NOWAG/AGWWG are much like two sides of the same coin. Except this coin is rather invisible and yet ubiquitous! Much like Dark Matter/Energy in the Universe! Have no one ever acknowledged my involuntary celibacy? It's ridiculous--"
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "Now as we have seen here in these images..."
Date: April 2nd, 2014 3:26 AM Author: demanding plaza reading party
NDT: "Now....imagine that there's a whole other universe that we can't even see....smaller than a pin head, a bacteria...even an atom. But to explore it, we're going to need to use the ship of the imagination to shrink down to one TEN TRILLIONTH of the size of an atom. Are you ready to set sail on a voyage....to discover the strange, yellow microscopic world of the Asian penis?"