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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:18 PM Author: stirring cocky field people who are hurt Subject: SEE UPDATE BELOW Just got email informing me to report to HR in the am. How fucked? She seemed fine with it at the time and we joke frequently. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068651) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: Godawful Curious Cruise Ship Chad You need to pretend to be gay asap. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068659) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: Demanding Windowlicker 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068673) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: Godawful Curious Cruise Ship Chad *hits Ctrl. P* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068685) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: stirring cocky field people who are hurt Is that a defense??? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068682) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: Godawful Curious Cruise Ship Chad Yes. Legally and practically. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068693) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: Wild painfully honest preventive strike bbw quick! make out with me with tongues in full sight of your HR director.
no homo |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:58 AM Author: cyan parlour death wish gross old man to the lobby
paging gross old man to the lobby |
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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:49 PM Author: Cerebral pontificating reading party No way, dooder.
He put in the obligatory "no homo" |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: lilac frozen juggernaut turdskin yfwgi (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068664) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:19 PM Author: Slate Unhinged Messiness Gaming Laptop you're either flaming or retarded. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068672) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:21 PM Author: stirring cocky field people who are hurt Sadly it's the latter :(. I was half joking with her too. FML (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068705) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:24 PM Author: Slate Unhinged Messiness Gaming Laptop Just tell the HR people that their asses also look good. Problem solved. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068773) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:01 PM Author: Marvelous khaki range giraffe tcr. those whores are just jealous. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069821) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: puce university cuck grow a beard. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068679) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM Author: translucent seedy shrine boltzmann cr. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069561) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: Alcoholic Gay Wizard flee the country. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068695) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: Twisted opaque base dog poop > She seemed fine with it at the time
But then she went and told a female collegue. That collegue became jealous that she wasnt chosen for the compliment. The collegue is probably the one that suggested that she file an HR complaint. Women are such bitches. |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:44 AM Author: Comical Bonkers Home TI of course TCR (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073461) |
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Date: October 21st, 2011 12:52 AM Author: arousing public bath milk Firm wide email complimenting everyone's butts? Just to make it fair... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19213614) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:04 AM Author: nudist dilemma What a fucking bitch. She's probably looking for some $$$ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075918) |
Date: February 9th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: Violent submissive volcanic crater forum deny deny deny (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068697) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: stirring cocky field people who are hurt Lie? What if someone overheard? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068723) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Violent submissive volcanic crater forum did anyone? you should know who was around when you said it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068746) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:25 PM Author: stirring cocky field people who are hurt It was in a narrow hallway where somebody I didn't see couldve been just around a corner. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068784) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM Author: Godawful Curious Cruise Ship Chad Then deny. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068789) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:06 PM Author: Red soul-stirring school digit ratio "deny deny deny"
Correct.
If he does anything else, he's a fucking retard and deserves what he gets. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:21 PM Author: Alcoholic Gay Wizard Truth is an absolute defense (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068706) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:55 PM Author: Infuriating macaca lulz (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070528) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:17 PM Author: mildly autistic therapy yes have them inspect her ass (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072316) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: lilac frozen juggernaut turdskin deny, file hostile workplace complaint against her (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068717) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: stirring cocky field people who are hurt Has that ever worked (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068753) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: idiotic crotch travel guidebook P.S. The secretary is Albert Einstein (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068743) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM Author: ruby jap lay 1. Buy 2 plants.
2. Buy a plastic toy fish.
3. Break into your office tonight and put the plants on her desk.
4. Put the fish in one of the plants.
5. Go to HR tomorrow and say, "No, I said, your bass looks amazing in those plants."
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:26 PM Author: idiotic crotch travel guidebook 180. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068799) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:27 PM Author: fragrant depressive lol! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068805) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: Godawful Curious Cruise Ship Chad 180!!!!!!!!!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068814) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:30 PM Author: Chocolate organic girlfriend gas station 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068853) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:34 PM Author: concupiscible french chef mad-dog skullcap 180, reads like a good joke from a quality sitcom (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068908) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM Author: ruby jap lay I think it is being a little overrated, but I'll take it. I say in 2006 this would have gotten me one 178. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068962) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM Author: french queen of the night regret no it was outstanding. the deliberate corniness of it is beautiful (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068970) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:40 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef i agree with you here. i'd have given it a 160, maybe a 165, back in 2006, but standards have eroded significantly since then (see e.g. every 180 MOARDONGMANPLZ has ever received), so i thought the 180 i gave you was appropriate. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068987) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: Wild painfully honest preventive strike bbw lol @ your immense hard-on for me (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068997) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: ruby jap lay ty friend (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069004) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:42 PM Author: Twisted opaque base dog poop a few of those 180s are well deserved. see e.g. Ordered pizza without getting soda. owner seemed pissed (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069006) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM Author: razzmatazz magical house weed whacker anonymous buttsex with seventeen beefy cholos in a barn (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069032) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:47 PM Author: Twisted opaque base dog poop Yeah, not a big fan personally. The only way I would find that funny is if he was parodying something else in which case I'd need to see the original.
Come to think of it, the board does have a hardon for MOARDONGZ. He is funny but I suspect his adulation is more so for his faggotry over puppies or whatever the fuck he calls them. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef i'm rather familiar with moardODONGLSes's posts. the board does have a hardon for him. very weird. i'm actually glad that i don't have as many retardist XOXO e-friends as MOARDLINGS. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069079) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:46 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef that was somewhat smile-inducing, but not "funny" in the way a good joke might (and ought to) be, and certainly not 180-worthy, at least not by any pre-2009 measure. a post like that would have prompted many "get the fuck out of here" responses back in 2007. the competition was simply fierce back then. there were just too many fucking amazing posters. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069057) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:48 PM Author: razzmatazz magical house weed whacker please post a link to any similarly "smile-inducing" post you have made at any point in your (apparently) years-long tenure here (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069072) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef that would involve outing myself. i've revealed numerous details about my firm, lawschool and LSAT score on this site, details which any reasonably un-stupid XOXO detective would be able to quickly connect and use to discover my true identity. so i can't link to any post i made before december of 2009, when i first began posting under the "furio" moniker. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069092) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: vigorous disrespectful legal warrant lol copout (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069111) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:55 PM Author: razzmatazz magical house weed whacker i'm sure that you made many legendary contributions to the board during this long-gone era that you are conveniently precluded from elaborating on. also, i'm sure it's a coincidence that your output since you "began posting under the 'furio' moniker" has been utterly unremarkable.
congratulations on your alleged and unverifiable achievements many years ago |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:59 PM Author: Wild painfully honest preventive strike bbw this is 100% right. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069165) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: grizzly sandwich cr (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069292) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM Author: lascivious indigo water buffalo Link a 180 post from that era. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069075) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: ruby jap lay He doesn't need to bother. There is ZERO comparison from then to now. This current state of affairs pales to then. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069084) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: vigorous disrespectful legal warrant he should be able to poast some of his work (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069090) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef this is 100% right. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069101) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM Author: ruby jap lay Seriously. You could probably take one of shittier posters back then like fulano or drewsucksoe and they would be top 10 posters today. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069081) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: Wild painfully honest preventive strike bbw *is a relatively shitty poster*
*reminisces ruefully about "the good old days"*
*contributes nothing* |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:59 PM Author: vigorous disrespectful legal warrant this (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069164) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:07 AM Author: adventurous temple place of business If search were up, there was a poster who recorded the development of the 180, where its use increased 6-fold in 2009 and is on the rise again in 2010. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075942) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:51 AM Author: Heady olive jewess no, it's pretty brilliant -- largely because it wouldn't be at all ridiculous to try it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076309) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:36 PM Author: insecure out-of-control coffee pot (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068936) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:36 PM Author: Wild painfully honest preventive strike bbw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068937) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM Author: Twisted opaque base dog poop amazing (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068955) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068969) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: lascivious indigo water buffalo 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069000) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:42 PM Author: vigorous disrespectful legal warrant this is the shrewdest shit ever (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069011) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:49 PM Author: Twisted opaque base dog poop TWO plants? That is outright decadence brah! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069077) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:26 PM Author: Dull Plaza Circlehead i just lol'd in class and turned some heads (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069414) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:08 PM Author: Lavender market 172 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069913) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:10 PM Author: Swashbuckling Amber Principal's Office haha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069939) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:35 PM Author: citrine business firm Good but overrated
168 |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:03 PM Author: startled magenta indian lodge seriously. settle down ya'll. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19212660) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:25 AM Author: Talented shimmering locale jew 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074497) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:40 AM Author: aphrodisiac corner a "Told secretary 'your bass looks amazing in those plants'" parody thread would have been okay, but this poast is 180 material. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074585) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:02 AM Author: doobsian appetizing senate gunner wtf i loled
did not expect it. |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:05 AM Author: odious violet set i'm sick and tired of my time spent here with you idiots.
this was a 167 at best. it's the kind of joke you'd forget the minute after you hear it. anyone who gave a 180 to this is a douchey and/or an aspie POS.
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:52 AM Author: up-to-no-good rehab dragon bye (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076312) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:05 AM Author: nudist dilemma 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075926) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:48 PM Author: Mischievous partner i highly recommend this poast. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083666) |
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Date: October 20th, 2011 11:00 PM Author: awkward roommate black woman (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19212634) |
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Date: October 21st, 2011 12:54 AM Author: Laughsome Sanctuary Idea He Suggested 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19213625) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2011 7:52 PM Author: obsidian resort 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#19294507) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:27 PM Author: idiotic crotch travel guidebook dont fight it, recognize you're in the wrong, apologize, and move on. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068810) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: Sepia trailer park he'll be escorted out by noon. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068819) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:29 PM Author: Elite Haunted Graveyard i would go this route as well. they won't fire you over it but you'll definitely get some unfun reprimand. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068826) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:38 PM Author: french queen of the night regret that is ridiculous. you are obviously 15. NEVER admit to ANYTHING
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: Elite Haunted Graveyard no 14 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069002) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting Unfortunately this is correct. It may be a challenge to pull off acting gay for the HR audience, but that would be a most heroic thing to do. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069038) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:45 PM Author: Elite Haunted Graveyard are you even kidding me? if he denies, and someone else heard, he would lose his job more easily than if he admitted and submitted a formal apology and voluntarily attended sexual harassment classes. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069046) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:47 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting I didnt realize you knew what his HR department's guidelines were surrounding this sort of conduct. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069065) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:48 PM Author: Elite Haunted Graveyard yeah i researched them real quick (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069071) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Violent submissive volcanic crater forum deny by saying "I don't recall saying that and I'd certainly never demean a coworker" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069098) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: french queen of the night regret ding ding ding we have a winner
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:09 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting Yes, I would deny the charge up front with everything you've got. Denial doesn't have to be immediate and vocal, but imagine right now you are in a state of deep relaxion, and concentrated on the best way of making your stand one way or the other.
In the big picture you normally wouldn't have to concern yourself over an isolated incident when it comes to a harrassment claim, but if someone above you has been itching to have you removed this could be arranged if they were clever enough and well informed.
So, I would fight this thing boldly right now, she's your secretary and less costly to replace than you. Man, do not permit this incident's aftermath to even catch a whiff of your personel file. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM Author: french queen of the night regret This is the credited response.
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY*
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:34 PM Author: Hairraiser Walnut Foreskin what's this about building a file? he's employed at will. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069498) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM Author: french queen of the night regret Typical dumbass xoxo poster that doesn't know shit about IRL.
HR departments keep a detailed file on every employee in case of a potential lawsuit. Assuming he is NOT terminated immediately (which is a big assumption), this info can be put in his file and then used as justification to fire him in the future, purely at the whim of the company, but ostensibly on these grounds. It can also be used against him in future performance reviews to justify lack of raises and promotion.
This also largely depends on what state he's in. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:45 PM Author: Hairraiser Walnut Foreskin but none of the things mentioned need to be justified. at will employment. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069623) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM Author: french queen of the night regret You are so fucking stupid. I can see you took 1L contracts and understand at-will employment.
SHUT THE FUCK UP |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:20 PM Author: Hairraiser Walnut Foreskin CURSING ON THE INTERNET WILL NOT MASK YOUR T50 KNOWLEDGE OF THE LAW (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070065) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:21 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef he's actually right. you, on the other hand, are bizarrely dumb. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070086) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:26 PM Author: Hairraiser Walnut Foreskin instead of repeating that, you could tell me, in 20 words or less, why they need a paper trail. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070154) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:29 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef the reason you're never going to be a lawyer is because you don't know how to think. (whether that has to do with your "t26" status or something else is another issue.) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070209) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:29 PM Author: Hairraiser Walnut Foreskin i bet you don't even know! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070218) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:44 PM Author: french queen of the night regret 1) detailed records are kept for the purpose of internal disciplinary/termination procedures. this is based on internal company policies, and every single large company does this. The purpose of this is to prevent arbitrary firings, reduce favoritism, maintain the perception of justice and fair procedure among employees, and to serve as a paper trail for wrongful termination suits.
2) the scenario we are discussing is based on the assumption that he is NOT being fired immediately or soon. if this is the case, then he is clearly fucked. if NOT, he needs to keep his record clean.
3) not all states are entirely employment at will. again, it depends on the state.
4) you have an infantile knowledge of law and no real world experience. please shut the fuck up for your own sake.
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY.* |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:21 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef excuse me, good sir. i'd just like to point out that you may be the stupidest poster who ever posted on xoxo. thank you for your time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070077) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:36 PM Author: Hairraiser Walnut Foreskin i'll struggle through this awful life. why do they need to keep records if you're employed at will? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070307) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:46 PM Author: french queen of the night regret See my post above. Please stop posting. You don't know a fucking thing.
This is the problem with xoxo. 22 year olds giving out advice. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:33 PM Author: Chocolate organic girlfriend gas station Yeah, apologize* but INSIST that you actually said something more moderate like "those pants look really good on you."
*"I'm sorry if she misheard or misunderstood what I said. I didn't mean to be lewd at all, was just trying to give a simple compliment. But I'm sorry. sheeesh." |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: french queen of the night regret that's fucking idiotic (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069083) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: Chocolate organic girlfriend gas station why? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069113) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:55 PM Author: french queen of the night regret I've dealt with HR before. They're not your friend.
When you get called in, one of three things is happening. Either A) You are going to get fired.
B) You are being put into a disciplinary procedure, and you will get fired soon.
C) You are being probed for facts, because they don't quite have enough on you yet, but would like to get more.
In A) and B), he is fucked. If the situation is C), he has a fighting chance of keeping his job. Under no circumstances will honesty benefit him. This is not fourth grade. Admitting ANYTHING is insane.
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY* |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:05 PM Author: Chocolate organic girlfriend gas station fair enough, sounds like you know more than I do (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069244) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:16 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting Cosigned. OP needs to fight this not with niceness but with the same ingenuity that his secretary showed in lulling his senses asleep around her boundaries for the sake or opportunity of ensnaring him. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069333) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:17 PM Author: Swashbuckling Amber Principal's Office this is 100% credited. no one who is interrogating you is your friend. if they had enough evidence to fuck you, they wouldnt bother asking you questions. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070032) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: aqua aromatic bawdyhouse did you say it while you were using your IRL pumo avatar?
lol, you pumo faggot. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:34 PM Author: concupiscible french chef mad-dog skullcap yo home to bel air (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068912) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:39 PM Author: nighttime chrome point This didn't actually happen, but if it did, then it's clear that you completely misinterpreted the nature/closeness of your relationship with your secretary. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14068972) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: Erotic whorehouse Why don't you just try to bribe her to shut up about it? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069005) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:43 PM Author: french queen of the night regret Deny everything dude. Or come up with a very plausible sounding cover story. Either way, never admit to anything ITE. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069024) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:08 PM Author: Red soul-stirring school digit ratio Denial is easier, cleaner, and much less likely to lead to any sort of punishment. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070718) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM Author: Erotic whorehouse Does the secretary know you personally? If this is at a large place, just pretend to be confused like it was someone else who did it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069031) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:44 PM Author: Erotic whorehouse ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T GET THE EMAIL OR ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT!!!!!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069039) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: titillating cobalt locus 172 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069115) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: french queen of the night regret Nobody in here has any clue how HR works. They are the police. Their job is to build a case on you, not be your friend. The more dings they have in your file, the easier it is to fire you at some point if they have to.
NEVER ADMIT TO ANYTHING EVER
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY* |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Godawful Curious Cruise Ship Chad titcr (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069100) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:13 PM Author: Maize mexican pisswyrm titcNOTLEGALADVICE (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069309) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:56 PM Author: zombie-like marketing idea chapel I would have to agree with this. THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069136) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 6:53 PM Author: Self-absorbed exciting stock car area whew. i'm glad i'm not you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069114) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:01 PM Author: Maize mexican pisswyrm How amazing are we talking? Truth is the best defense-- bring a poster board blow up of that ass and be prepared to make your claim. "Are we not men!?" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069196) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:06 PM Author: Flatulent low-t tanning salon just say it wasn't you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069250) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 4:54 PM Author: beta adulterous azn but i caught you on camera (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14079366) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting I speak as one who was blindsided by female coworkers with a charge of harrassment on two separate occasions. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069295) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:12 PM Author: aqua aromatic bawdyhouse well, did you do it? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069299) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:25 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting Of course not. Both were type-a personality, fairly intelligent (prolly moreso than me) girls who both shared in a kind of prone-to-playing-head-games immaturity. Twice I was called on the carpet years apart. The first time my boss relocated me to a diffferent team, and my accusor quit a couple months later--this was over three years ago. The second time my teammates rallied giving statements to my benefit and, as in the first case, my accuser quit only, this time, a couple days later. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069407) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:27 PM Author: Wonderful pocket flask those bitches just sound crazy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069416) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:41 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting I only mention them to shine spotlight on a interesting lesson: there's females in the worlplace who look upon being able to slow some guy down by calling him a harrasser as a sort of playing card which they may retain up their sleeve or lay down at any moment, but not only this, these females actively construct and direct workplace scenarios by which they mean to acquire the card for future use. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069546) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:42 PM Author: french queen of the night regret It's a form of fascism. Females/minorities have a special card that they know they can go nuclear with if they have to. It's disgusting, and guess who created it? Lawyers. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069571) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:43 PM Author: Wonderful pocket flask And guess who keeps it going? Democrats (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069586) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:44 PM Author: french queen of the night regret correct (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069610) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:29 PM Author: french queen of the night regret bitches like that need to be hate fucked til they bleed (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069432) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:42 PM Author: Wonderful pocket flask yup. I mean I don't root for anyone to get raped, but if one were to get raped... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069579) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:21 PM Author: racy laser beams cuckold You're a bad person. That's OK, though. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069376) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:24 PM Author: Wonderful pocket flask how did this happen?
I, personally, have never been charged with sexual harassment, which continues to astound me. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:43 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting It wasn't sexual harrassment, it was workplace harrassment. I entered thinking the two forms close enough that I might have a go of counseling OP. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069593) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:02 PM Author: black church building really tough guy idungetit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069833) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:06 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting I've been on the receiving end of designated "minorities" who were apparently trying to use instruments which arose out of a sensitivity to political correctness rather as cudgels to hit people like me with than as a protective shield in the "workplace."
Just because I've won every time, doesn't mean I forget the dimensions of the trial. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:22 PM Author: citrine business firm http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM#t=21 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069383) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:31 PM Author: dashing fiercely-loyal pit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069459) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:32 PM Author: black church building really tough guy If this was a normal corporation, you're probably fired. at a law firm, not so sure. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069473) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:45 PM Author: Contagious institution ratface I agree with those who have said that HR is not your friend.
People who end up working in HR get seriously thrilled about occurrences like this. They are no doubt secretly giddy and really hope they can bust you. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM Author: Hairraiser Walnut Foreskin tcr. just remember that they make a quarter of what you do. they have no reason to like you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069762) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: french queen of the night regret Wrong again. You have no fucking IRL experience. Shut the fuck up.
That is the problem with this site. There are so many 22 year olds willing to opine expertly about things they know nothing about.
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:58 PM Author: black church building really tough guy they are also basically guided by a bunch of fucking stupid lawsuits brought by dumpster lawyers-
In some ways this is poetic justice for the faggotry that went on in the nineties sexual harassment hayday. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:09 PM Author: french queen of the night regret lol when lawyers get bitten in the ass by the bullshit they concocted (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069926) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:54 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting OP-
Look, you go strong like Cary Grant with Hank scorpio's advice,
"I don't recall saying that, and I would never demean a coworker."
And if this doesn't work, you improvise your ass off, and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secretary is a whole lot less costly to replace than you are; and, because she brought this upon herself, you are ethically entitled to finish her off.
Between you and me, you crossed the line when you commented on her "ass" but if I can presume to advise you, you have only one option my lord: prepare for war. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:56 PM Author: black church building really tough guy its so easy to flame here with legal hypos (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069768) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: smoky indirect expression famous landscape painting and also easy to seem like you're flaming when drawing from real life experience. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069787) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:59 PM Author: black church building really tough guy true enough. I hope its not flame. these threads never get updated. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069803) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:25 PM Author: salmon histrionic boistinker "and remember that, in the eyes of your firm, some secretary is a whole lot less costly to replace than you are"
This is fucking retarded. They absolutely cannot fire her right now or do anything that could be considered retaliation as she would have a slam dunk sexual harassment case against the firm.
His only hope is that the firm sees it as not a big deal and believes that he is not a risk to do this again. |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:10 PM Author: Shaky Hissy Fit lol slam dunk harassment case? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076484) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 1:13 AM Author: Gay anal address Yes, silly pumo. She is a member of a protected class and engaged in a protected activity. If she, days later, receives an adverse employment action, it's a mothefucking SLAM DUNK case. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084492) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2010 7:11 PM Author: galvanic wagecucks Strictscrutinypwned, huh? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14282553) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: House-broken jet ceo Enter sex rehab (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069752) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: black church building really tough guy not bad advice (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069782) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:50 AM Author: aphrodisiac corner not bad advice (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074651) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: House-broken jet ceo Enter sex rehab (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069753) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:02 PM Author: Wild painfully honest preventive strike bbw not bad advice (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069828) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:51 AM Author: aphrodisiac corner not bad advice (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074654) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 9:19 PM Author: Blue Fanboi Location I'm just scanning the older messages but if you really want/need your job and are willing to goto this extreme this will probably work.
I've seen a couple of people do this with alcohol and drug related issues at work and got a pass. They genuinely didn't have a problem but got busted smoking pot at work or something like that and then "admitted" they had a problem and went into a program and got off. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: french queen of the night regret UPDATE THIS THREAD WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14069981) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:22 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle crackhouse roast beef there's only one thing you can do to escape this, and i'm actually shocked that no one has identified it. actually, it's not that surprising given the TTT posters that post here. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070102) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:26 PM Author: Drab Supple Office Come into work tomorrow in a giant sombrero and big floppy mustache. Whenever they ask you a question, answer with "que?" You couldn't have said it if you can't speak English, right? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070159) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:33 PM Author: french queen of the night regret cr (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070270) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:38 PM Author: ocher library community account bonus points if he says "i'm sooo tired mang" and takes a siesta half way through questioning. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070319) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:37 PM Author: Contagious institution ratface Fortunately no one at your office reads XO and is seeing this thread where you admit guilt. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070316) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:38 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Deranged Ladyboy Lodge She should have told you she would be wearing a new pair when she sued yours off of you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070323) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:46 PM Author: Overrated mint persian kitchen To be honest, if someone other than a flaming homosexual or close, taken male friend with whom I have this sort of joking relationship said this to me I would probably to go to HR as well. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070422) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:47 PM Author: french queen of the night regret die in a fire (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070431) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:51 PM Author: Overrated mint persian kitchen Something like this happened to me at work when my boss proceeded to get drunk at a work function. Fortunately he apologized to me the first thing in the morning the next day. I told myself that if he apologized then it was a problem between two people and we need not involve anyone else.
I guess the first time it happens I'd just let it slide but if it happened a second time I'd go to HR. Everyone says stupid stuff but inappropriate comments should not become a pattern. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:53 PM Author: french queen of the night regret This is a far less fascist policy. TY for being reasonable (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070508) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:59 PM Author: Wild painfully honest preventive strike bbw sounds credited.
when i was in college i worked a part-time office job. early in my tenure there, i made an inappropriate comment re: a female coworker's boobs and she was clearly offended. she said, "that was really inappropriate, and I may have to report you." i immediately realized that I went over the line and half-apologized half-joked it away. we never spoke of it again.
she didn't report me, we worked together without incident for two years. we became FRIENDS, and we had a great working relationship. I finished college, and I quit that office job to go to law school. She divorced her husband shortly thereafter for completely unrelated reasons.
during winter break over my 1L year, I returned to my home town to visit. we got and we got together for drinks. I ended up fucking her.
we're still friends.
upon reflection i don't know what the point of this story was, but I FUCKED THAT BITCH YNY |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:37 PM Author: Wonderful pocket flask Please tell me you repeated that comment about her boobs after you plowed her (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071109) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:04 PM Author: cheese-eating step-uncle's house associate i don't want to pile on the criticism of you generally but what work does "proceeded to" do in the first sentence? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072153) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 8:56 PM Author: provocative sound barrier yarmulke Honestly, you need to go into work tomorrow and tell your MALE co-workers that their asses look great in their pants.
A sexual harassment requires that you treat one sex differently from the other. If you tell everyone that their asses look great, you're in the clear. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:02 PM Author: rose fat ankles GOOD LUCK, OP. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070622) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:02 PM Author: exhilarant feces Tell them you were humming/singing Ginuwine lyrics to yourself and that you're sorry she thought you were referring to her. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070630) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:03 PM Author: Wild painfully honest preventive strike bbw extra points if you laugh incredulously at the notion that she thought that she was referring to her, as though she's flattering herself (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14070646) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:18 AM Author: lurid anal narrative 180 to both of you (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073182) |
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Date: March 6th, 2010 4:15 AM Author: 180 Rusted Hell LOL. I remember back when I was an undergrad, some black dood was singing "you in those jeans... is there any more room for me" then some chick turned to look at him, and he sang "but, I'm not talkin' about youuuu." Ginuwine IRL 180, right there. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14311920) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:11 PM Author: Red soul-stirring school digit ratio HR: Did you say "your ass looks amazing in those pants" to Ms. XYZ?
You: No.
HR: Why would Ms. XYZ accuse you of that.
You: I don't know.
HR: So, uhm, yeah. You can go back to your office. |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:48 PM Author: topaz orchestra pit Anyone remember that long flame thread where the guy said he got in trouble for saying Nigger at work? Is this the same dood (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071251) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: french queen of the night regret Probably. But threads like this are basically hypos that xoxo gunners like me jump on. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14071265) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:12 PM Author: Contagious institution ratface I want to read that again. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072253) |
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Date: February 9th, 2010 11:21 PM Author: Bronze vivacious national security agency private investor show them the picture you snapped with ur cell phone, proving that her ass did, in fact, look amazing in those pants (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14072378) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:11 AM Author: Blue Fanboi Location A big part of my job is just like the movie Up in the Air. I have a fairly lengthy thread on this subject I would reference if search was working. I don't work in HR but am usually the liaison to HR and work with them frequently in situations like this.
That having been said, you should know that sexual harassment in taken very seriously by virtually every HR department. The odds are against you. The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happen. They will side with the woman.
In the absence of damning evidence of her making this up you'll either get fired or severely reprimanded. Large part of it has to do with your importance to the company (tenure, roles, responsibilities, etc.), past history, and how lenient HR/management is. Most HR departments are very, very risk averse so that's not good in this situation.
I was personally involved in a situation like this when a co-worker told a woman "fat chicks need lovin' too" and I had to testify against him. If I remember correctly they were teetering on firing or discipline and he got a severe discipline because he was contrite and had a clean record.
Sorry dude. |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:44 AM Author: Red soul-stirring school digit ratio "The burden is on you to -prove- that this did not happen."
Can't happen. Best defense is a good offense. She was attracted to OP. He politely turned her down. She became enraged that she could not have what she so desperately wanted, so she made up a story to ruin him. |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:11 AM Author: Blue Fanboi Location I'm just giving you the HR perspective from someone who "restructures" for a living. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075983) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:49 AM Author: Heady olive jewess sounds like a great life you have there (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076284) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:57 AM Author: Blue Fanboi Location It is what it is. No, it's not my life's calling. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14076376) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:14 AM Author: Blathering Pozpig for once i'm glad i have an ugly secretary (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073131) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 12:40 AM Author: coral puppy theater stage Claim you were in a relationship which ended badly. You recently broke up with her and she is probably on her period. Ask her to offer a sample menstrual swab to test your claim. Make sure to wink suggestively during the questioning at everyone involved.Ask her out after you've been exonerated. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14073440) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:27 AM Author: black church building really tough guy seems credited, cuz hes fired either way (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074514) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:27 AM Author: Wonderful pocket flask I'd probably just defend myself by saying "To be honest, I know it was crude, and I'm sorry about that, but her ass DID look great." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074508) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 2:45 AM Author: Cerise tripping school cafeteria you KNOW what you have to do. you still have a few hours left before dawn breaks and she wakes up for work. i'm not going to say it, but yes, you KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
*THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE. CONSULT A QUALIFIED ATTORNEY* |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:00 AM Author: racy laser beams cuckold titcr
10,000 roses on her doorstep and you on your knees strumming a guitar has never failed to sway a girl's heart |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 5:57 PM Author: citrine business firm LOL (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14079973) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 3:00 AM Author: dun insanely creepy electric furnace once my secretary took my head and basically shoved it in between her boobs. she was young and pretty. this was done in a bar in front of other members of the team. true story people. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14074744) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 5:54 AM Author: Brindle Selfie Did you fuck her? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075289) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 7:48 AM Author: medicated mustard state I once had a co-worker go into a several-minute swearing, screaming rant at my cubicle because I said I didn't want to go to Hooters for a Christmas party.
I had another guy tell me he was going to jack off in the bathroom and showed me some lotion he had in the palm of his hand.
Boys are weird. |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:03 AM Author: silver idiot hospital Real men don't need lotion. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14075910) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:09 PM Author: flesh ape karate Update from OP? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083167) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:12 PM Author: White bisexual sex offender obviously flame (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083198) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:13 PM Author: Cerise tripping school cafeteria he'd be back by now if this were real. time's a tickin' on this thread... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083210) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:14 PM Author: stimulating striped hyena national he's been thrown in the dungeon
its the level below the doc review contract attorneys |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:15 PM Author: White bisexual sex offender how wonder how amazing this ass is though. I have this image of Rosa Acosta wearing tight black pants (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083243) |
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Date: February 10th, 2010 11:15 PM Author: black church building really tough guy plz plz plz update oh god oh god (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14083240) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 12:39 AM Author: Blathering Pozpig i saw a secretary with a hot ass today. thought of this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14084189) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:20 PM Author: topaz orchestra pit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089099) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:47 PM Author: stirring cocky field people who are hurt Subject: UPDATE Well it was the most nerve-racking grilling of my life. HR had me in there for about 20 minutes. I just denied/played dumb and said "but I'll apologize for whatever I said that she misinterpreted and may have offended her."
here's the kicker: I heard through the graevine it wasn't the secretary who reported me but some fat bitch other secretary in my section. I don't have all the details ahoy how exactly this went down.
As for me I now have a "file" and I cannot fuck up at all again. |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:51 PM Author: cordovan autistic mediation parlor Play this in your office really loud:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uKlyRy5TA0 |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:52 PM Author: mildly autistic therapy fat bitches just want to ruin everyone's fun (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089393) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:54 PM Author: cracking prole antidepressant drug Always. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14281008) |
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Date: March 5th, 2010 1:56 PM Author: Emerald electric nursing home jealous pigs (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14306276) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:53 PM Author: Henna Property Boiling Water Odds she's a spinster with 8 cats in her flat? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089417) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:56 PM Author: Lavender market did you take the plants back? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089442) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:57 PM Author: Boyish Flushed Garrison what kind of office job? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089448) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:57 PM Author: Sinister irradiated useless brakes new version play this, loud:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8a9yj7IOOo |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 4:59 PM Author: burgundy meetinghouse The tyranny of the unfuckables. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14089466) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:22 PM Author: Mahogany confused gaping codepig Ironically, it's ALWAYS the fat bitches who can't roll with a joke.
Gratz for surviving, man. I wish there was a way to get that person back but sadly there probably isn't without you risking your job. Just hope the diabetes takes her soon. |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:28 PM Author: Lavender market that's not irony (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091158) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:50 PM Author: Rambunctious startling main people candlestick maker the double entendre failure can be considered ironic, no? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280965) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:25 PM Author: Twisted opaque base dog poop See my post above. I knew this would happen. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091131) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:26 PM Author: Lemon elastic band coldplay fan Collude with the hot secretary to get your stories straight... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091141) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:31 PM Author: Pink nubile friendly grandma pistol fat bitches get stitches.
OTOH,
Use this as an opportunity to become emotionally explicit with your secretary. Apologize, and act...well, out of it. Be genuinely sorry for the comment and tell her you have a tendency to get too close to people. You carry your heart on your sleeve. Maybe throw in a little bit of "I may quit and go to Honduras for a while..." She'll come to you telling you everything is all right and you can share your hatred of fat bitches together. If you play your cards right, you can steer in the direction of a lunch/coffee together. Just don't be explicit about it. Simply, tell her you'd rather keep things professional and act hurt and confused. That should be enough for her to open up to you and for you to come in and start suggesting going out together (again, don't be explicit! Let her be the one that reciprocates this interest in meeting outside the office) Trust me bro, take the alpha road on this one. |
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Date: March 6th, 2010 9:11 AM Author: transparent casino there's nothing remotely alpha about that approach. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14312247) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:31 PM Author: Turquoise Multi-colored Den Psychic odds that someone in your firm familiar with this incident is an xoxo poster and will inform HR that (a) you did in fact make the remark, (b) you lied when they asked you about it, and (c) you post on a reputedly racist, misogynistic trashcan of a message board? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091186) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:38 PM Author: Maize mexican pisswyrm Worse than the odds that this actually happened. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091249) |
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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:10 PM Author: bistre mind-boggling church a) OP is flame. b) that would also out the person snitching as a poster to XO. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115303) |
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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:05 PM Author: big clear athletic conference i really hate fat females. they're always so bitter about life. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115257) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:53 PM Author: Territorial alpha Wow, agreed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280993) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:53 PM Author: White bisexual sex offender spot on (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280996) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:50 PM Author: White bisexual sex offender i loathe fat bitches (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280973) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:28 PM Author: trip piazza masturbator dood, i only ratted you out to HR because you keep referring to me as a secretary. i'm a 3rd year associate. and yes, my ass DOES look amazing, thankyouverymuch. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091151) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:32 PM Author: Talented shimmering locale jew (rudolph)
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Date: February 11th, 2010 7:34 PM Author: Twisted opaque base dog poop (ksusha) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14091217) |
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Date: February 11th, 2010 10:13 PM Author: Mahogany confused gaping codepig Obvious flame. No third year's ass in BIGLAW looks amazing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14092781) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 2:43 PM Author: Shivering orchid clown tattoo reminder: ruskie regularly searches for threads containing "ass," just so she can make sure you remember that hers is awesome. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#15625617) |
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Date: February 14th, 2010 1:01 PM Author: citrine business firm Fat catty bitches ruin everything (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14115226) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2010 2:43 PM Author: adventurous temple place of business (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14280927) |
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Date: March 6th, 2010 3:07 AM Author: rough-skinned navy tank how can it be sexual harassment if you person that was "sexually harassed" was not offended
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Date: March 6th, 2010 3:42 AM Author: Sexy Internal Respiration Well said MarcoSalvetti! That deserves a 180+!
However, what he did was unprofessional. Not a good idea in the slightest either. However, he did not deserve the tong lashing he got. Much less the mark on his file. If i was him I would look for another job. He has two strikes against him at this place. I would also figure out who this "fat" informer was and see that she got what was coming to her. :) And by coming to her, I mean a completely legal act. :)
Anyone, got any idea what this fat witch deserves? I recommend getting her fired someone. Expose her hypocrisy! |
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Date: March 6th, 2010 9:46 AM Author: Garnet Abode Nowag Tong lashing over buns... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#14312272) |
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Date: January 14th, 2011 10:02 AM Author: adventurous temple place of business (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&forum_id=2#17052332) |
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