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Thought this Tinder opener was 180, chick didn't respond

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
flame?
Pontificating property knife
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anal senate
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
yellow cerebral philosopher-king
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Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
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Citrine lodge
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Cheese-eating Appetizing Macaca
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histrionic brindle lay selfie
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Burgundy indirect expression heaven
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olive mind-boggling stain shrine
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Aphrodisiac Feces Theater
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Greedy pocket flask clown
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henna party of the first part
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Lascivious Stock Car Library
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contagious shimmering abode
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my dog can log into xo more often than I can
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hyperactive indian lodge cuck
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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jesus christ op is dead here
Pungent soul-stirring school cafeteria incel
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beady-eyed affirmative action corner
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translucent vivacious old irish cottage
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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Shivering onyx locale round eye
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ponyboy curtis
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White rehab halford
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domesticated garrison
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costumed temple boltzmann
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brass talented legend blood rage
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thriller stage
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Razzmatazz Umber Business Firm Weed Whacker
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
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flesh passionate community account
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Comical center
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Excitant self-centered mad cow disease state
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misunderstood vermilion institution doctorate
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brilliant whorehouse
  10/25/17
Holy shit wtf
Sapphire headpube
  08/16/16
first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by ma...
house-broken trump supporter
  08/17/16
this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/18/16
Do you suffer from facial ugliness?
Massive Skinny Woman Background Story
  08/16/16
no pretty hot.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
ur done here also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder ...
diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
  08/16/16
pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any w...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder....
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
last sentence was salt in wound breh. yeah, i choked.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
:(
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking abou...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LE...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
1. anyone prole can say that 2. anyone prole can say that...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
lollll
diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
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Rose bawdyhouse gaming laptop
  08/16/16
Lol
White rehab halford
  08/17/16
LMAO
Citrine lodge
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brass talented legend blood rage
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domesticated garrison
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Rebellious Police Squad
  10/25/17
Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
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ponyboy curtis
  08/17/16
crrrrr OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard a...
diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
  08/16/16
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out-of-control stead
  08/16/16
nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous. Rule 1: ...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
Jesus... I'm not sure how. OK. What was wrong with her? ...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
all tinder is pnd.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
my god man
exhilarant sinister multi-billionaire plaza
  09/09/16
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Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
Better. Did you seal the deal, or not? I'm guessing not.
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
yes
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
You should do a better job of getting rid of her name. Fo...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that. ...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
On binary, she's a 1. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent fo...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video
exhilarant sinister multi-billionaire plaza
  09/09/16
(Facebook stalker)
amber exciting regret associate
  10/02/16
these arent bad bro, nice
diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
  08/16/16
Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posin...
wonderful buff kitchen
  08/16/16
JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in ...
Khaki mexican resort
  08/16/16
it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids&qu...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she we...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likel...
diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
  08/16/16
lol this
out-of-control stead
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henna party of the first part
  08/16/16
"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant s...
bisexual striped hyena piazza
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Vigorous locus generalized bond
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spit water out irl
Floppy market
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tripping boyish trailer park digit ratio
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haha
Charismatic People Who Are Hurt Office
  08/16/16
lol
Greedy pocket flask clown
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beady-eyed affirmative action corner
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Tyft
Slimy fragrant stage
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Lol
White rehab halford
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Citrine lodge
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Milky Yapping Den
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brass talented legend blood rage
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
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180
Hideous chad toilet seat
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silver zippy parlour reading party
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brilliant whorehouse
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That S bomb sure isn't powerful
costumed temple boltzmann
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Ouch
Ivory Hell
  08/16/16
There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here,...
Spectacular opaque church antidepressant drug
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that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place th...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
Learn some better jokes.
Spectacular opaque church antidepressant drug
  08/16/16
Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag Yellow thumps up confi...
wine vibrant church building
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...
snowy depressive
  08/16/16
i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed* ...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity o...
bisexual striped hyena piazza
  08/16/16
ok fine.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
it's constructive for you to learn that something you though...
Dun step-uncle's house yarmulke
  08/16/16
Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC co...
maize sickened toaster tank
  08/16/16
bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere
diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
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alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humi...
wonderful buff kitchen
  08/16/16
golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response. ...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
explain how you raised the level of discourse your opener...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, &q...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics o...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
so why wasn't your opener about politics then
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged &q...
tripping boyish trailer park digit ratio
  08/16/16
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snowy depressive
  08/16/16
LOLing. This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviousl...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
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diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
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olive mind-boggling stain shrine
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Crusty racy half-breed
  08/16/16
The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. ...
wine vibrant church building
  08/16/16
HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP
tripping boyish trailer park digit ratio
  08/16/16
He's outta here!
wine vibrant church building
  08/16/16
This. Jesus christ
Amethyst big-titted chapel
  08/16/16
Lol cr
White rehab halford
  08/17/16
You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably co...
Bat shit crazy hairless cuckoldry
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anal senate
  08/16/16
This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get ...
heady idiotic persian azn
  08/16/16
dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of wom...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentil...
heady idiotic persian azn
  08/16/16
wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according t...
heady idiotic persian azn
  08/16/16
Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many w...
wonderful buff kitchen
  08/16/16
I love her legs too. FWIW
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
yeah nice slender legs
Charismatic People Who Are Hurt Office
  08/16/16
Love it
carmine at-the-ready elastic band
  08/16/16
omg lol our kids
Stimulating Telephone Dopamine
  08/16/16
...
Greedy pocket flask clown
  08/16/16
3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL
Aromatic Canary Base Gunner
  08/16/16
lol
heady idiotic persian azn
  08/16/16
as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks ...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE seriously is this DVP
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once
Ivory Hell
  08/16/16
how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
brother. brother
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played ...
snowy depressive
  08/16/16
cool thanks. will try it out.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer...
snowy depressive
  08/16/16
...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
lol
heady idiotic persian azn
  08/16/16
Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two h...
wine vibrant church building
  08/16/16
lmao
Crusty racy half-breed
  08/16/16
Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that. OP, I hope ...
wonderful buff kitchen
  08/16/16
...
Razzmatazz Umber Business Firm Weed Whacker
  08/24/16
My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload
Deranged twisted gas station boistinker
  08/16/16
ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
jesus she's a 5 too
heady idiotic persian azn
  08/16/16
i don't see a non-aspie opener
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
seriously? how is THAT aspie?
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
it's weird and demanding SOMEWHAT better would have been ...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
DVP i literally want to watch you die
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
try "fucky fucky"
Crusty racy half-breed
  08/16/16
...
White rehab halford
  08/17/16
...
exhilarant sinister multi-billionaire plaza
  09/09/16
i think thats too aggressive.
Ivory Hell
  08/16/16
Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.
wine vibrant church building
  08/16/16
He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick i...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
Awful flame
Rebellious Police Squad
  08/16/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
histrionic brindle lay selfie
  08/16/16
and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmm...
diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
  08/16/16
she doesn't look humorous
Stimulating Telephone Dopamine
  08/16/16
she's not. her profile text is "go away" but...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
lol way to read the room
Stimulating Telephone Dopamine
  08/16/16
you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
You should have opened with "No U"!
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would d...
Rusted address crotch
  08/16/16
couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her....
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fon...
Crusty racy half-breed
  08/16/16
...
diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native
  08/16/16
no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages l...
bisexual striped hyena piazza
  08/16/16
you're good. don't out ty. but i mean in her tinder.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up mes...
Ivory Hell
  08/16/16
it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad? s...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree
bisexual striped hyena piazza
  08/16/16
"det" pics of random girls doubling down on auti...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
that describes like 80% of xo lol.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie lo...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
well let's see - you came to us for advice - you pushed ba...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for w...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
Cr, he never went to stanford
Rebellious Police Squad
  08/16/16
I thought it was doobs
Rusted address crotch
  08/16/16
also possible, he's been posting actively
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of...
Charismatic People Who Are Hurt Office
  08/16/16
this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage with a 3%...
olive mind-boggling stain shrine
  08/16/16
i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread i...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
IGWC has some good ones too...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
Is OP dvp?
curious lavender mood
  08/16/16
Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid
Hairraiser station trust fund
  08/16/16
thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed
curious lavender mood
  08/16/16
No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.
Hairraiser station trust fund
  08/16/16
You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond&...
Swashbuckling keepsake machete electric furnace
  08/16/16
"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadl...
tripping boyish trailer park digit ratio
  08/16/16
Cr
White rehab halford
  08/17/16
I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to ta...
Aqua sexy faggotry
  08/16/16
Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me
Arousing Crackhouse
  08/16/16
...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut....
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failure...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick wi...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
Yes... don't overthink it.
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone an...
Ivory Hell
  08/16/16
I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail ma...
Irradiated bull headed spot love of her life
  08/16/16
ljl at this paranoia.
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
lol at "corporate exec" if it works on girls co...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/16/16
This
White rehab halford
  08/17/16
get a fresh haircut
Primrose internal respiration university
  08/16/16
I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women onlin...
hyperactive indian lodge cuck
  08/16/16
...
Insane Concupiscible Set Karate
  08/16/16
This is not why
Ruby New Version
  08/16/16
Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond
free-loading metal jew
  08/16/16
another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived close...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/16/16
stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros
Glassy therapy
  08/16/16
Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboa...
Cobalt Point Goyim
  08/17/16
Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.
Pungent soul-stirring school cafeteria incel
  08/17/16
...
Shivering onyx locale round eye
  08/17/16
You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga...
offensive disgusting field roast beef
  08/17/16
best thread in a long time.
chocolate deer antler
  08/17/16
*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up em...
razzle magical hospital
  08/17/16
lulz
nyuug
  08/17/16
SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111
nyuug
  08/17/16
It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you ...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for ...
offensive disgusting field roast beef
  08/17/16
lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
BEEP BEEP BEEP
White rehab halford
  08/17/16
Shut up chink
Rebellious Police Squad
  08/17/16
Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure hav...
lurid anal narrative
  08/17/16
ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my &q...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/17/16
Proven results: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
offensive disgusting field roast beef
  08/17/16
you guys will never get it
Shivering onyx locale round eye
  08/17/16
i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profil...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/17/16
only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her i...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/17/16
next time, say something about europe.
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/17/16
yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this wee...
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/17/16
i'm losing hope for you not being flame
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/17/16
she sounds lame
razzle magical hospital
  08/17/16
trade secrets, my chigga
nyuug
  08/17/16
...
Dashing main people location
  08/17/16
Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all ...
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
eh you should probably edit this brother but lol at OP no...
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/17/16
why should I edit?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/17/16
Better?
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
brother
alcoholic french chef sanctuary
  08/17/16
FINE
Pumonymous
  08/17/16
good catch but against the spirit of the board
Milky Yapping Den
  08/17/16
(classic Doobs)
Transparent galvanic pit patrolman
  08/17/16
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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

Visiting a Southern city in a few days and matched with this chick - http://i.imgur.com/Wonjybm.jpg

she's 23, was top 10% at harvard, has a phd, and is a deputy campaign manager for a democratic us senate candidate.

this was my attempted opener: http://i.imgur.com/ndnba7o.jpg. thought it would play well given that she currently lives somewhere without a lot of elite dudes.

no response. how to salvage? normally i just play the numbers game but i really want to bone this one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197954)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Pontificating property knife

flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197957)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: anal senate



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: yellow cerebral philosopher-king

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198031)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:52 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:34 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring school cafeteria incel

jesus christ op is dead here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204474)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:34 PM
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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Sapphire headpube

Holy shit wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198273)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: house-broken trump supporter

first line was good, the other two ruined your chances by making you look tryhard and egotistical

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204605)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

this thread? OP is Fatceps???? possibly?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31218840)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Massive Skinny Woman Background Story

Do you suffer from facial ugliness?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197958)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

no pretty hot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197969)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native

ur done here

also ljl @ some slut putting on her tinder profile that she was top 10% at harvard. and how does a 23 yo white girl have a phd? that would make more sense if it were a superstudyazn that skipped high school etc.

in conclusion this is shit flame bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

pls don't fight the hypo and help a bro out if there's any way to save this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197993)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

None... She already saw that you went to Stanford on Tinder. You didn't need to bring it up. Then you made it worse... and then even worse.

Done here, brother. Unless you are in the top 10% of Chads, and are White, then you may have a chance. She's a kyootie, btw.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198075)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

last sentence was salt in wound breh.

yeah, i choked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198099)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

:(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198114)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

who gives a fuck if you choked retard? you are thinking about this all wrong. it's fucking TINDER

she can tell you're overthinking it and overdoing it and that means you like her more than she wants you to and you get laid less than she wants you to

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198115)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

ok masterman so how would you open with a chick like this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198148)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

I DON'T KNOW RETARD I'D PROBABLY SAY LIKE HEY YOU'RE CUTE LET ME LICK YOU FOR HOURS OR LIKE HEY DO YOU EVER STILL WATCH LION KING OR LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT NEW SHOW OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS BAND OR WHATEVER OR LIKE HEY ISN'T JONATHAN FRANZEN A STUPID DUMB FAGGOT OR SOMETHING

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198166)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

1. anyone prole can say that

2. anyone prole can say that

3. anyone prole can say that

4. anyone prole can say that

5. not bad

but messaging her with something similar to what she gets every fucking day of her life on tinder, how doesn't this get extremely redundant and old?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198207)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

hey guess what PRO FUCKING TIP: anyone can also FUCK. that's what people go to tinder to FUCKING do. are you going to say "Wow, this is a real prole tell!" when she PUTS YOUR COCK IN HER MOUTH? you FUCKING retard?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198211)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native

lollll

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198230)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:44 AM
Author: White rehab halford

Lol

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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: Citrine lodge

LMAO

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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

Protip: She's taken many a PROLE's TIP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198225)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: ponyboy curtis



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native

crrrrr

OP, don't sweat the opener. with your try hard attitude you would have blown it even if you made it to the date

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198155)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: out-of-control stead



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

nah if i make it past the opener it's usually smooth sailing because i've traveled the world like RSF and have a bunch of unique things to talk about.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198692)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

post a picture of such a conversation or we won't believe u

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198707)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

http://i.imgur.com/IOsZ2V2.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198761)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

OMG... you seem nice. But these are horrendous.

Rule 1: Only send 1 message. Period. If she doesn't respond, don't send another.

Rule 2: You don't need complete sentences. I seriously don't know where to start. Something short and sweet. If she responds, only THEN do yo get to know her... and preferably via text/drinks, not via tindertext.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198805)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

what do you mean "these are horrendous.". this was in the middle of a conversation (not an opener) nd i fucked this chick. ljl. poaster above wanted me to drove i could hold a convo once getting past the opener and i can.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198854)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

Jesus... I'm not sure how.

OK. What was wrong with her? PnD?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198870)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

all tinder is pnd.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198952)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:22 PM
Author: exhilarant sinister multi-billionaire plaza

my god man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:27 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

Better. Did you seal the deal, or not?

I'm guessing not.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198859)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

yes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198862)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

You should do a better job of getting rid of her name.

Found her on FB, she' not bad looking, actually.

Ask her if Coastal Carolina met her expectations, then drop the Stanford bomb... KABOOOM!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198883)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

not bad? c'mon dude. she's a 9.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198959)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

On a scale of 1-20, she's at least a 9, I'll give you that.

Start watching Corey Wayne videos on youtube, immediately.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198970)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

bullshit. she has perfect physique and is a dancer so she's flexible as hell. unrealistic bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:53 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

On binary, she's a 1.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Would I bang her? Of course... I'm fucking ancient. Would I brag about it on XO, of course... I'm fucking ancient and a narcisist. Do I think she's a 9? Hell no. She has a masculine jaw, is thicker than I prefer and is into weird photography shit. (TBF, I like granola crunching skiing, biking and triathlon chicks).

If you're asian/indian, I say this is a very good catch. If white... I'm assuming you've done much better.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198998)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: exhilarant sinister multi-billionaire plaza

that guy is an idiot, i can't get through a video

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371162)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: amber exciting regret associate

(Facebook stalker)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543119)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native

these arent bad bro, nice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198868)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: wonderful buff kitchen

Lol dude. I'm hoping you're running sad-transparently-posing-as-a-chill-chad-when-really-he's-a-superstudy-striver-dork flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198752)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Khaki mexican resort

JFC this may be the worst online opener i have ever seen in my life

11/10 for aspieness

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

it was meant to be tongue in cheek. hence the "kids" joke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197976)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

You need to review RSF's work. It doesn't matter that she went to Harvard. She's a chick and is wooed by the same Chad bullshit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198082)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native

in fact, a chick that went to harvard is probably less likely to be impressed by pedigree, all else being equal

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198170)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: out-of-control stead

lol this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198679)



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Author: henna party of the first part



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:23 AM
Author: bisexual striped hyena piazza

"If you add our cumulative test scores, the resultant sum would be greater than 9000, a very high power level indeed!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197968)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Floppy market

spit water out irl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197982)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: tripping boyish trailer park digit ratio



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198050)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt Office

haha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198414)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Greedy pocket flask clown

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198793)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed affirmative action corner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204489)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:27 AM
Author: Slimy fragrant stage

Tyft

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204570)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:48 AM
Author: White rehab halford

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204731)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:09 AM
Author: Citrine lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204853)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: Milky Yapping Den



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204873)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: brass talented legend blood rage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205161)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:29 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118483)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:15 PM
Author: Hideous chad toilet seat

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525307)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:17 PM
Author: silver zippy parlour reading party



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525318)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: brilliant whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525475)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: costumed temple boltzmann

That S bomb sure isn't powerful

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197979)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Ivory Hell

Ouch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197994)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: Spectacular opaque church antidepressant drug

There are almost too many ways in which you went wrong here, but what could have possibly made you think that referencing kids in a Tinder message would work?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197996)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

that's the joke. the fact that it's so damn out of place that it can't be taken seriously.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198004)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: Spectacular opaque church antidepressant drug

Learn some better jokes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198520)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:26 AM
Author: wine vibrant church building

Hahahaha 110% chance you are nowag

Yellow thumps up confirmed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31197998)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: snowy depressive



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198059)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

i'm... i just don't know. i don't know where to start

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198000)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

*asks for advice on how to salvage something that failed*

*xo just points out that it failed and kicks a dude when he's down*

thanks xo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198002)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:28 AM
Author: bisexual striped hyena piazza

*betrays no awareness in title or OP of the utter hilarity of his "180" opener*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198009)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

ok fine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198018)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Dun step-uncle's house yarmulke

it's constructive for you to learn that something you thought was cool and funny makes the vast majority of normal people cringe with embarrassment for you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198094)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: maize sickened toaster tank

Holy shit this. What made OP think that would work in SEC country?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198253)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native

bro that opener wouldnt work anywhere

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198314)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198029)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: wonderful buff kitchen

This is an anonymous message board bro. You NEED to be humiliated here; that's the only thing that will help you learn -- it's not like it's public.

Don't you know d-bags on FB who you think to yourself "man, that kid would've benefited from going to public HS, where he would've gotten his ass kicked and had hot girls laugh as he screamed and gurgled while getting dunked in the toilet"? Harshness can be a teaching tool.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198779)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

golden shower emojiis and lick messages? insta-response.

raising the level of discourse? gtfo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198028)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

explain how you raised the level of discourse

your opener referenced something she could already tell from your profile

then you bothered her some more

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198039)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

it sets the tone. i can't just open with something like, "pick one - NGOs or NPOs?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198070)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

"setting the tone" in that it establishes that you are a douchey striver shithead who can't think of anything funny or interesting to say?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198076)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:33 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

more context - every tweet by this chick is about politics or progressive causes. so i thought she was amped up enough to at least engage the meme of the striver opener.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

so why wasn't your opener about politics then

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198061)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: tripping boyish trailer park digit ratio

Bro, she just set up a date with a Chad who just messaged "Fucky fucky?" You're too many BEEPS deep bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198065)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: snowy depressive



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198122)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

LOLing.

This pumo seems like a good dooder. He's obviously smart, he'll use this as a lesson learned. Seriously, review RSF's work. Don't worry about the chicks pedigree or occupation. They're all the same.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198144)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198181)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: olive mind-boggling stain shrine



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198507)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Crusty racy half-breed



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198251)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:35 AM
Author: wine vibrant church building

The first message was aspie as fuck. Then you doubled down. Then tripled.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198068)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: tripping boyish trailer park digit ratio

HE'S THREE BEEPS DEEP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198080)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: wine vibrant church building

He's outta here!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198086)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Amethyst big-titted chapel

This. Jesus christ

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198130)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:52 AM
Author: White rehab halford

Lol cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204749)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy hairless cuckoldry

You somehow managed to write the only opener she probably couldn't respond to

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198090)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: anal senate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199638)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: heady idiotic persian azn

This is a chick who is an objective 5 who just wants to get piped stop with the academic shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198097)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:40 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

dude her legs are elite and she's slim as fuark. 50% of women aren't hotter than she is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198110)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: heady idiotic persian azn

that's not what an objective 5 is. This isn't on a percentile scale dummy. She looks goofy and you could probably do far better pumo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198134)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

wtf. that's exactly what a 5 means.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198169)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: heady idiotic persian azn

no it doesn't idiot, carrying that logic forward according to you 2 out of every 10 women is an objective 9 or 10.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198238)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: wonderful buff kitchen

Lol, I agree with you that a 5 is not 50%, because so many women (a third maybe) are so ugly as to not be worth designing the scale to accommodate.

But lol at the your poast. Do you not understand what a bell curve is?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198799)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

I love her legs too. FWIW

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198161)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt Office

yeah nice slender legs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198422)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: carmine at-the-ready elastic band

Love it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198101)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Stimulating Telephone Dopamine

omg lol our kids

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198102)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Greedy pocket flask clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198794)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Aromatic Canary Base Gunner

3 messages 2 hours apart? LJL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198145)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:46 AM
Author: heady idiotic persian azn

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198149)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

as opposed to? i was (successfully) messaging other chicks during that timeframe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198157)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

as opposed to ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE

seriously is this DVP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198171)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Ivory Hell

Ouch even worse. Thought this was all at once

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198165)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

how is that worse? i was doing other stuff with my life and messaging other people in the interim.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198177)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

brother. brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198190)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: snowy depressive

yeah. Perfectly reasonable opener and follow up. You played everything perfectly bro. I'm baffled as to why she hasn't responded to you. Must be busy with running a campaign and what not.

Don't worry though bro, just send her another message clarifying what you told us, how the kids stuff is soo left field and you wanted to be different. A girl as smart as her will surely understand.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198203)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

cool thanks. will try it out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198214)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

180. best advice given in this thread, can't wait to see the results. please update once you've done this. you fucking faggot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198228)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: snowy depressive

you know.. sometimes the simplest answer is the right answer. ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198282)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: heady idiotic persian azn

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198249)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: wine vibrant church building

Lol holy shit didn't see the time stamps. Following up two hours later with a message about "our kids" ahahahahha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198200)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Crusty racy half-breed

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198296)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: wonderful buff kitchen

Holy fucking shit. Did not even notice that.

OP, I hope this is just an easter egg you left in your flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198808)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Umber Business Firm Weed Whacker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259922)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Deranged twisted gas station boistinker

My BEEP BEEP BEEP machine just broke from aspie overload

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198198)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

ok assholes, then why didn't this non-aspie opener work with another chick:

pic: http://i.imgur.com/PTttITt.jpg

opener: http://i.imgur.com/BJr7rIl.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198244)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: heady idiotic persian azn

jesus she's a 5 too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198261)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

i don't see a non-aspie opener

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198262)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

seriously? how is THAT aspie?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198276)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

it's weird and demanding

SOMEWHAT better would have been "damn, i like the ass on that statue in that one pic"

but still weird

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198287)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

demanding isn't good? sets up a hoop for her to jump through so establishes control and projects confidence.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198332)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

DVP i literally want to watch you die

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198335)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Crusty racy half-breed

try "fucky fucky"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198266)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:55 AM
Author: White rehab halford



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204770)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: exhilarant sinister multi-billionaire plaza



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371176)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Ivory Hell

i think thats too aggressive.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198268)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: wine vibrant church building

Way too try-hard. Not playful at all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198278)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

He needs some winky faces and like 5 thumbs up. This chick is ugly, so perfect practice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198308)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Rebellious Police Squad

Awful flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: histrionic brindle lay selfie

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198321)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native

and you SUPER LIKED her too you little rascal mmm mmm mmmmmmmm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198328)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Stimulating Telephone Dopamine

she doesn't look humorous

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198344)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

she's not.

her profile text is "go away"

but she did match me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198379)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Stimulating Telephone Dopamine

lol way to read the room

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198503)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

you acknowledge or respond to her "go away" in any way and she controls the comversation. it's anti-PUA.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198697)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:39 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

You should have opened with "No U"!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198571)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Rusted address crotch

lol at all the dweebs in this thread pretending they would do any better.

Op your open was fine, the one thing missing was a NEG. you needed to come out of the gate strong by asking her why she got rejected from working on Hillary's campaign, such that she had to work in bufu, VA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198256)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

couldn't because i found out her bio by google stalking her. only thing in her profile was her academic pedigree. no descriptive paragraph.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198269)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Crusty racy half-breed

https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/10/30/fonz.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198290)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: diverse duck-like scourge upon the earth native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198349)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: bisexual striped hyena piazza

no descriptive paragraph? her linkedin is like three pages long (E. F.)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198307)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

you're good. don't out ty.

but i mean in her tinder.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198348)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Ivory Hell

i dont think his opener was that bad. its the follow up messages.

Harvard Stanford power match with the thumbs up wasn't that bad. The stuff after it was.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198283)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

it's not that bad but it's not surprising she didn't respond. there's nothing interesting in it and, well, she already went to harvard and it's not like she fucked literally every dude there so reminding her he went to stanford (something she already knew) isn't going to be the best argument to fuck him either.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198297)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

how was evoking the SEC rivalry in the second one bad?

so if i tried to salvage with something like, "okok was totally joking about the power match (not the kids)" is that still just too fucking weird on top of weird?

i think i might be det with this one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198317)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

SHUT THE FUCK UP DVP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198325)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: bisexual striped hyena piazza

it's not dvp, dvp didn't have that degree

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198338)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

"det"

pics of random girls

doubling down on autism

asking xo for advice

nobody else is like this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198356)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

that describes like 80% of xo lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198392)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

yeah? find another thread like this whose OP is not DVP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198408)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

i'm the OP. no, unfortunately i'm just yet another aspie loser on this thing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198413)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

well let's see

- you came to us for advice

- you pushed back against the advice

- your autism was stunning, abnormal, and persistent

yeah i'm gonna go with dvp or doobs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198421)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:22 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

so i guess instead i'm going to have to bone the chick for whom my opener was: "so papa john's and video game date?" (i meant it ironically) to which she responded, "sure :)"

cotdamn so boring. i've traveled the world, have top 1% resources and it all comes down to takeout pizza.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198447)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

do you actually want to fuck or do you want to preen? faggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198484)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

OP, this is the classic "HARSH, BUT FAIR" scenario.

Sleeve is being hard on you because you need to hear it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198582)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Rebellious Police Squad

Cr, he never went to stanford

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198363)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Rusted address crotch

I thought it was doobs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198404)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

also possible, he's been posting actively

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198411)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Charismatic People Who Are Hurt Office

how about: "Did you know that you only cut out half of your ex-bf from your profile pic?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198429)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: olive mind-boggling stain shrine

this thread is some massive and 180 self pwnage

with a 3% chance it's great flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198590)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

i usually chime in with KILLSHOT on others but this thread is one massive KILLSHOT on me.

so where can i review RSF's work to see how it's done? i've searched but all i've found is emojis, golden showers, and phil collins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198647)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

IGWC has some good ones too...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198661)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: curious lavender mood

Is OP dvp?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198670)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser station trust fund

Yeah it's especially bad today I'm afraid

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198702)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: curious lavender mood

thought that bro got scared straight when he was outed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198727)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser station trust fund

No, unfortunately he's back at it. Tail of the dragon.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198775)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling keepsake machete electric furnace

You could still save it with a well-timed "pls respond" this evening

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198812)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: tripping boyish trailer park digit ratio

"Hey look, I know you missed the early admissions deadline, but I think you'd be a good fit at pumo u! We have a great cafeteria that's open for dinner! I'll even waive the application fee because your scores are so high ;)!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198923)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: White rehab halford

Cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204798)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

I love that even the bortgais can LOL at this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198830)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Aqua sexy faggotry

No 23 yo girl who is actually bangable and smart wants to talk about kids in a Tinder opener. OP sounded beta as hell.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198903)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: Arousing Crackhouse

Now I understand why tindr is so easy for me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198947)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198961)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

fine. i'll just pay $500 to fuck a seekingarrangement slut. not worth my time to try to figure this out if i haven't already.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31198997)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

You have plenty of time. You will learn through your failures. Some chicks swipe right as a hedge, and no matter what you say or do will change that she's more attracted to Chad that opened with Fucky fucky?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199043)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

Clearly i'm overthinking this. just opened another chick with:

"420 friendly?"

'hahaha yeah'

"ever smoked a fat cone with a corporate exec b4?"

'not yet'

"you're missing out. later this week"

'ok cool - where you staying'

is it really this easy?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199292)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate

Yes... don't overthink it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199417)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Ivory Hell

Sounds about right. Don't expect responses from everyone anyways

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199456)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Irradiated bull headed spot love of her life

I think that's stupid because you are providing blackmail material against you, unless weed is legal in your state.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199651)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

ljl at this paranoia.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

lol at "corporate exec"

if it works on girls cool but from my perspective dropping things like "stanford" "corporate exec" etc. is douchey. should be on your profile and then go unsaid

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31200606)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:02 AM
Author: White rehab halford

This

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204804)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Primrose internal respiration university

get a fresh haircut

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199622)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: hyperactive indian lodge cuck

I now understand why 10% of males get 80% of the women online.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31199723)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Insane Concupiscible Set Karate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201701)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Ruby New Version

This is not why

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201869)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: free-loading metal jew

Gotta hit'er wit dat plz respond

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201574)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

another chick ghosted on me. after she said she lived closer to [podunk rural town], i said, "you're the one flying that dixie flag up on highway x, aren't you?"

my sense of humor is clearly busted.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31201757)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: Glassy therapy

stop talking to chicks like they're your xo bros

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31203705)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Cobalt Point Goyim

Damn it I laughed so hard I just spilled coffee on my keyboard

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204454)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:14 AM
Author: Pungent soul-stirring school cafeteria incel

Holy shit, OP. Legendary thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204479)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:25 AM
Author: Shivering onyx locale round eye



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204552)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: offensive disgusting field roast beef

You would have been so much better off with "ooga booga muh dick"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204506)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: chocolate deer antler

best thread in a long time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204547)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:28 AM
Author: razzle magical hospital

*RSF messages same girl with eggplant, cat, and thumbs up emoji*

*chick responds with cocktails emoji and "first"*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204584)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204592)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:29 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

SMOOTH OPERATOR!!!111111

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204590)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:53 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

It was funny watching op get gangbanged ITT. So what do you playful smooth operators say on tinder do you just do emojis

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204752)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:57 AM
Author: offensive disgusting field roast beef

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204788)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:05 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

lol I think I get it. Like, that was casually and relevantly witty, made me laugh and 50% more likely to cab to your place for dominos and 420

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204830)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: White rehab halford

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204843)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Rebellious Police Squad

Shut up chink

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204878)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:23 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp)

Oh look, a stalker sync pumo raves incoherently. We sure haven't seen that before.

Shouldn't you be in the tenderloin begging for change?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204930)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:16 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

ridiculous that you think that line would play but not my "our kids" joke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204893)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: offensive disgusting field roast beef

Proven results: White Nationalist slogan (14 words) as Tinder opener (results)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205279)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Shivering onyx locale round eye

you guys will never get it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204789)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:01 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

i just mention something from her profile, idk. if no profile i mention something from her pictures.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204802)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

only thing in her profile was harvard and some pics of her in europe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204897)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:18 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

next time, say something about europe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204900)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

yeah my game's so off right now i'm losing hope for this weekend's trip.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204952)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:40 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

i'm losing hope for you not being flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205012)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:19 AM
Author: razzle magical hospital

she sounds lame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204905)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:04 AM
Author: nyuug (180 White Girls with Korean Guys)

trade secrets, my chigga

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204823)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Dashing main people location



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204761)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Can't believe no one's pointed out the funniest part of all of this: OP "did ******* for grad school." Looking closely at the picture, you can read the name of the school.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204846)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:10 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

eh you should probably edit this brother

but lol at OP not even knowing how to erase something from an image

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204864)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:11 AM
Author: Pumonymous

why should I edit?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204869)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:12 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

OP is clearly trying to hide this piece of information

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204875)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: Pumonymous

Better?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204881)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:14 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204882)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:15 AM
Author: Pumonymous

FINE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204888)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:17 AM
Author: Milky Yapping Den

good catch but against the spirit of the board

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204895)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

(classic Doobs)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204944)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:29 AM
Author: bipolar nibblets

*prints out thread*

*puts paper into "Asian Mental Illness" file*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204958)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: domesticated garrison

great thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31204974)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: rough-skinned laughsome menage hunting ground

The last line about kids - women do not like this approach. Way too aggressive (I know you meant it as a joke but if I was a woman and a random stranger approached me on tinder this way I would have found it creepy and off-putting).

You sounded *really* desperate and immature.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205040)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: chocolate deer antler

tbf, op's lame opening wouldn't have mattered a whit if he were good-looking enough.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205048)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

i'm above average. not exceptional but definitely not busted. enough for other tinder chicks to compliment me unprompted.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205057)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary

lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31208337)



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Date: August 17th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: Well-lubricated range

That one poaster got it right - just keep it simple and say "fucky fucky?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31205114)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

UPDATE: she fucking UNMATCHED me. did one of you assholes tip her off about this thread or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217181)



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Date: August 18th, 2016 7:17 PM
Author: electric learning disabled theatre

You are going to break the autism detector

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31217871)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic pit patrolman

no, seriously i bet someone from here reached out to her because she unmatched me. the messages were pretty bad game but not enough to unmatch. it was something more.

can't be a coincidence that the one unmatch i get aside from offensive lick messaging was the one i shared with xo.

visit to her city was a bust. spent the entire weekend alone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31259907)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: amber exciting regret associate

Same retard that had the immigration convo with the 18-year-old?

I feel sorry for you, you don't even seem to realize how idiotic you come across. If I were you I'd get my brain checked and ask a psychiatrist if you have aspergers, because that's what it sounds like here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543073)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: brilliant whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#34525482)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 4:37 PM
Author: cracking tattoo voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31260032)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: exhilarant sinister multi-billionaire plaza



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371211)



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Date: September 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Comical center

I just messaged her MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31371264)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543051)



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Date: October 2nd, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: adventurous public bath pozpig

Unghhh she's hot. Definitely my type

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#31543111)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: alcoholic french chef sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118456)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 9:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine Nudist Meetinghouse

This thread is cracking me up, coworkers looking at me like I'm insane

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3323423&forum_id=2#32118538)