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Tips on giving a chick an enjoyable wine enema

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out firs...
garnet provocative garrison
  07/26/12
What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced...
Appetizing glassy rehab halford
  07/26/12
i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.
garnet provocative garrison
  07/26/12
I'll think about J. when I'm doing it. Less gay?
Appetizing glassy rehab halford
  07/26/12
i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is...
garnet provocative garrison
  07/26/12
Hmm. I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my p...
Appetizing glassy rehab halford
  07/26/12
i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpre...
garnet provocative garrison
  07/26/12
Yeah. I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack sel...
Appetizing glassy rehab halford
  07/26/12
...
rusted bespoke home
  08/20/12
well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mi...
garnet provocative garrison
  08/20/12
also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometim...
garnet provocative garrison
  07/26/12
...
garnet provocative garrison
  07/31/12
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histrionic bat shit crazy whorehouse
  07/31/12
oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of win...
garnet provocative garrison
  07/31/12
It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing fo...
histrionic bat shit crazy whorehouse
  07/31/12
they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, ...
garnet provocative garrison
  07/31/12
you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, i...
garnet provocative garrison
  07/31/12
it's sunday night. get to it.
garnet provocative garrison
  08/05/12
...
rusted bespoke home
  02/10/13
Do you sick fucks actually do this?
Self-centered narrow-minded school cafeteria
  08/06/12
[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]
garnet provocative garrison
  08/06/12
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Olive double fault striped hyena
  11/24/12
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Obsidian apoplectic pit sweet tailpipe
  10/12/18
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Idiotic flushed base toilet seat
  08/06/12
Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, ...
french location
  08/06/12
...
rusted bespoke home
  08/20/12
if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to...
garnet provocative garrison
  09/15/12
...
rusted bespoke home
  10/05/12
...
insecure fishy love of her life giraffe
  10/05/12
...
rusted bespoke home
  11/09/12
you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to ...
cerebral indian lodge haunted graveyard
  11/09/12
I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops! That s...
Mauve Sadistic Step-uncle's House Degenerate
  11/09/12
how'd you propose the idea to her?
Onyx know-it-all coffee pot
  11/09/12
Was domming her and just did it.
Mauve Sadistic Step-uncle's House Degenerate
  11/09/12
you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?
Onyx know-it-all coffee pot
  11/09/12
...
diverse pontificating newt
  10/10/18
good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely t...
garnet provocative garrison
  11/10/12
What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thi...
green concupiscible hall wagecucks
  11/09/12
I think both
Floppy aqua chapel quadroon
  11/11/12
(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)
amethyst piazza
  11/11/12
Lol such a weird thread
maniacal mediation lodge
  12/23/12
if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree
Laughsome keepsake machete field
  12/23/12
(wine enema denialist)
garnet provocative garrison
  01/15/13
has anyone done this yet.
razzle puce codepig
  01/03/13
You curious babe?
Amber house
  01/15/13
...
scarlet market
  11/08/14
Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my gi...
Gay area corn cake
  10/10/18
I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case ...
Mauve Sadistic Step-uncle's House Degenerate
  10/11/18
...
Mauve Sadistic Step-uncle's House Degenerate
  10/12/18
...
diverse pontificating newt
  10/12/18
...
nofapping clown
  10/12/18
...
lex
  03/25/19
switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her
judgmental range
  03/25/19


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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:10 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

-start with a regular warm-water enema to flush her out first. this should be obvious, but a lot of people jump right to the alcohol.

-limit the initial dose to two shots of wine or less. especially with women; that stuff will absorb quickly and hit them hard.

-don't pour in straight wine - dilute it heavily to prevent any stinging/burning associated with the alcohol content. 15% is enough to cause discomfort; reduce it with water to 5% or less. make sure the water is fairly warm, but not hot.

-let it absorb for 15 minutes or so after administration. massage her lower abdomen a bit to prevent cramping.

-have her lay on her left side during the administration, then flat on her back after a few minutes.

that's how you do it. it's pretty simple. have fun.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185120)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:13 PM
Author: Appetizing glassy rehab halford

What if I want to do this to myself, am a little experienced with enemas, and am an alcoholic?

I want to do this sometime and jump right in.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185141)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:14 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

i don't know, bro - that sounds kinda gay.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185151)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: Appetizing glassy rehab halford

I'll think about J. when I'm doing it.

Less gay?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185204)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

i think the main problem with autoenema alcohol ingestion is that it's too easy to get too drunk. it's actually a suicide method in large quantities. that's the reason you're supposed to supervise your GF while administering the wine, and restrict her overall consumption.

but if you are also drunk, then discretion erodes, and you might end up going too far, either on yourself or others.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185236)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: Appetizing glassy rehab halford

Hmm.

I think I'll stick to water enemas and thumbing my prostate.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185255)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:00 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

i mean, you could TRY anything, but the results may be unpredictable if you happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185428)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Appetizing glassy rehab halford

Yeah.

I'm not a real alcoholic, I just happen to lack self-control when somewhat intoxicated.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21185442)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: rusted bespoke home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378154)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:25 AM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

well, just take it easy to begin with and go from there. mix a few shots of wine with water, administer, wait 15-20 minutes, see how it goes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378166)



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Date: July 26th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

also - another thing that people surprisingly forget sometimes - lube up the enema tip before shoving it in there. if you don't, the chick will probably get kind of upset.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21186408)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: garnet provocative garrison



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220587)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:40 AM
Author: histrionic bat shit crazy whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220951)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:43 AM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

oh, and this is quite important - obviously, the TYPE of wine is more or less irrelevant as long as it is being used in an enema, but avoid cheap wines with added SUGARS. it's not a great idea to dump a bunch of sugar into the lower colon.

so that means:

a jug of cheap wine - fine.

a jug of cheap sangria or wine coolers - no.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220977)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:44 AM
Author: histrionic bat shit crazy whorehouse

It's funny how I always thought of wine enemas as a thing for women. It's like they were made to take stuff up the ass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21220986)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

they enjoy it. they enjoy being dominated sexually anyway, and this is a fairly interesting way to do it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21221039)



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Date: July 31st, 2012 10:22 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

you may be wondering - where should this actually be done, in my house?

i would suggest just throwing a towel or something on your bed and doing it there. when the enema is finished, she can shuffle off to the bathroom and you can post on this site and discuss your experiences.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21227798)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

it's sunday night. get to it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21267641)



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Date: February 10th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: rusted bespoke home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22610752)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 AM
Author: Self-centered narrow-minded school cafeteria

Do you sick fucks actually do this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269830)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:02 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

[teetotaling uptight virgin who despises fun things]

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21274722)



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Date: November 24th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Olive double fault striped hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22104913)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: Obsidian apoplectic pit sweet tailpipe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007210)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:29 AM
Author: Idiotic flushed base toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269833)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:36 AM
Author: french location

Thanks for reminding me to do an enema on self. Been years, and why have the kit lying around if I am not going to use it? Seems like something to look forward to on a Monday night.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21269838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: rusted bespoke home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21378139)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 10:29 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

if you're going to do this, saturday night is a fine time to start.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21589105)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:33 PM
Author: rusted bespoke home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725084)



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Date: October 5th, 2012 6:35 PM
Author: insecure fishy love of her life giraffe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#21725100)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 12:59 AM
Author: rusted bespoke home



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005622)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:13 AM
Author: cerebral indian lodge haunted graveyard

you didnt find anyone willing to do it, so youre doin it to yourself right now, arent you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005691)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:19 AM
Author: Mauve Sadistic Step-uncle's House Degenerate

I did this to myself without diluting it. Whoops!

That shit burned like a mother fucker. Still did it to my girlfriend, but when she squirmed I knew why.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005723)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:20 AM
Author: Onyx know-it-all coffee pot

how'd you propose the idea to her?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005733)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: Mauve Sadistic Step-uncle's House Degenerate

Was domming her and just did it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005746)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:24 AM
Author: Onyx know-it-all coffee pot

you just whipped out the enema kit and everything?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005763)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: diverse pontificating newt



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998894)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:12 AM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

good for you, bro. but yeah; water dilution is definitely the way to go if you don't want the girl to feel a bit of a burn back there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22012376)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 1:22 AM
Author: green concupiscible hall wagecucks

What's the idea here? To get drunk? Or is it some sexual thing?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22005747)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Floppy aqua chapel quadroon

I think both

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020097)



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Date: November 11th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: amethyst piazza

(guy who doesn't know sensation feelings)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22020120)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 4:00 AM
Author: maniacal mediation lodge

Lol such a weird thread



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299164)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 9:14 AM
Author: Laughsome keepsake machete field

if by weird you mean extremely shitty then I agree

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22299370)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:04 PM
Author: garnet provocative garrison

(wine enema denialist)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440112)



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Date: January 3rd, 2013 9:13 PM
Author: razzle puce codepig

has anyone done this yet.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22362555)



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Date: January 15th, 2013 7:29 PM
Author: Amber house

You curious babe?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#22440254)



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Date: November 8th, 2014 6:11 AM
Author: scarlet market



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#26673371)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Gay area corn cake

Thank you for the tips. I'm planning on trying this on my girl soooooon.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#36998995)



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Date: October 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Mauve Sadistic Step-uncle's House Degenerate

I even give my clerks wine enemas when we have a tough case to decide. Helps clear the mind.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37001700)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Mauve Sadistic Step-uncle's House Degenerate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007194)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: diverse pontificating newt



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007400)



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Date: October 12th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: nofapping clown



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37007426)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: lex



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985559)



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Date: March 25th, 2019 7:50 AM
Author: judgmental range

switch out the wine for everclear...don't tell her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2005720&forum_id=2#37985581)