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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:54 PM Author: impressive property tank [JERRY and GEORGE are sitting in JERRY's living room]
GEORGE: You never see any black women in this neighborhood.
*laughter*
JERRY: We've had a few.
GEORGE: Did you date any?
JERRY: No.
GEORGE: Have they ever been in the building?
JERRY: No.
GEORGE: Can you even name a single black woman that you've spoken to in the past month?
JERRY: What about Raquel down at the coffee shop?
GEORGE: Raquel? She's Hispanic.
JERRY: Okay fine, so there's no black women around here. But I voted for Obama!
*laughter*
[ELAINE enters]
ELAINE: What's going on?
GEORGE: We don't know any black women.
*laughter*
JERRY: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
GEORGE: No, of course not.
JERRY: Black women have contributed all kinds of things to society.
GEORGE: Yeah, there's Oprah. And that woman from the gum commercial!
*laughter*
ELAINE: You know who likes black women?
JERRY: Who?
ELAINE: Kramer.
*laughter*
JERRY: That's not true.
ELAINE: Oh, it be true.
*laughter*
JERRY: Since when does Kramer like black women?
ELAINE: Let's just say it's one of his many secrets.
*laughter*
JERRY: Speaking of Kramer, he left his phone over here again.
GEORGE: Kramer has a phone?
JERRY: Yeah, who knew.
ELAINE: Where is it? I'll take it over on my way out.
JERRY: It's on the counter.
ELAINE: Wow, look at this.
JERRY: What?
ELAINE: I think it's unlocked.
JERRY: Really? Let me see that.
GEORGE: Who leaves their phone unlocked?
JERRY: Kramer, that's who.
*laughter*
ELAINE: What's that on the screen? Some kind of app?
JERRY: Oh my god!
GEORGE: What?
JERRY: Look at it!
ELAINE: Nude Africa? What's Nude Africa?
JERRY: Kramer's got porn on his phone!
*laughter*
GEORGE: Let me see that!
JERRY: No, give it back!
GEORGE: Let go, I'm reading this!
JERRY: George, give me the phone!
[KRAMER's phone slips out of GEORGE's hand and crashes to the floor]
JERRY: Great, now it's broken. Happy pappy?
GEORGE: Happy pappy? Who says that?
*laughter*
[KRAMER enters apartment]
KRAMER: Hey, that's my phone!
ELAINE: Yeah, we noticed.
*laughter*
JERRY: Kramer, what was that stuff on your phone?
KRAMER: What?
JERRY: The hardcore porn? Nude Africa?
KRAMER: I'm into it, Jerry. Women of color keep me spry.
*laughter*
JERRY: Well take your porn phone and get it out of here.
KRAMER: I've got a date tonight.
GEORGE: You've got a date?
KRAMER: Yeah, you know that girl down at the coffee shop?
JERRY: Raquel?
KRAMER: You better believe it, buddy.
GEORGE: She's not black, she's Hispanic.
KRAMER: Wrong!
JERRY: What do you mean?
KRAMER: Her mother is Mexican, but her father is from Tanzania. She's light-skinned, Jerry. Light-skinned!
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