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someone write dialogue from Full Metal Jacket, between Drill Sgt and Spaceporn

assume he knows about/has seen spaceporn's package
floppy fishy gay wizard famous landscape painting
  08/18/26
I bet you're the type guy that fucks a kid in the ass withou...
gunneratttt
  08/18/26
*looks in footlocker, pulls out J Crew for kids summer catal...
floppy fishy gay wizard famous landscape painting
  08/18/26


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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: floppy fishy gay wizard famous landscape painting

assume he knows about/has seen spaceporn's package

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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

I bet you're the type guy that fucks a kid in the ass without the goddamned common courtesy not to insist he call you Daddy after

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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: floppy fishy gay wizard famous landscape painting

*looks in footlocker, pulls out J Crew for kids summer catalogue, pages stuck together*

"WELL HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE?"

*holds magazine between index finger and thumb*

"IT LOOKS LIKE PRIVATE SPACEPORN HAS HIMSELF SOME SEXY READING MATERIAL. YOU FUCKERS ALL DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 100. YOU JERKED OFF TO IT, LET THEM PAY FOR IT!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894466&forum_id=2#50075603)