I’m telling the fine piece of Han ass that the CIA has found a male descendant of Kublai Khan and is backing him for a coup of Mongolia.

I’m pounding her like she’s $4 Walmart Beef Sirloin then admitting that NASA actually found cheese on the moon.

I’m choking her out then when she wakes up I whisper that everyone in the Yunnan province has been dead for decades and we’ve replaced them all with Filipinos who underwent extensive plastic surgery.

I make her call me Chiang Kai-Shek then “accidentally” mention that there’s a Russian nuclear sub permanently stationed in the Three Gorges Dam resevoir just in case Putin wants to feel something for once.

This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

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