Date: August 2nd, 2026 2:35 PM Author: marvelous cheese-eating elastic band
the shark attacks and chandra levy were all over the news up until september 10. my birthday is september 8 and my gf at the time and i went to chincoteague, va for the weekend. we rented bikes that saturday and it was fairly hot out. we'd been riding for a while and then stopped to take a break, and there was a horse family sitting in the bike path. there was a pony sitting on the ground looking like it was fatigued (like me). we sat there looking at each other for a while, sharing a moment of some kind.
i have no idea why, but i kept thinking about that interaction after the planes hit. not really sure wtf it means but whatever.
Date: August 2nd, 2026 2:48 PM Author: marvelous cheese-eating elastic band
yea it was, and it's somehow connected in my mind to 9/11 for reasons i can't put my finger on. i guess it was just something that had just happened when the world was a totally different place.
i also accidentally ran over a rat snake or a black snake on that trip. i think it was fine tho, just kinda recoiled after my bike went over him. i tried to stop but couldn't in time.
Date: August 2nd, 2026 3:14 PM Author: marvelous cheese-eating elastic band
like a month before all this, my gf went out of town and i picked up a streetwalker in her car. i took her to this $15 motel with AIDS posters on the walls (on RI ave in northeast DC). when she got back to town, gf asked why there was glitter all over her passenger seat.
that was my first experience with a prostitute. i worked nights at the wash post and they were ALL OVER the place every night starting at around 9 pm.
how'd you explain the glitter? also, why so strippers and hookers use glitter, knowing full well many of their customers are married and doing that shit on the DL? when i was reparing things with my wife after cheatmoing i found myself at a strip club a couple months after the fact and i was driving home with glitter all over me too and was nervous she was gonna see it. i showered immediately and threw it in the laundry, but i was probably also covered in cheap perfume
Date: August 2nd, 2026 3:27 PM Author: marvelous cheese-eating elastic band
i just said i didn't know and she dropped it lol.
also, i was cheating on her with my now-wife and flying back and forth from cleveland to fuck her. i was in lol school at the time. gf went into my backpack the morning of one of my trips and i screamed out DONT LOOK IN THERE and convinced her it contained a surprise for her that she'd know about soon. what was in there was a plane ticket, some condoms and a priceline hotel receipt.
she did know about the surprise a month later, i dumped her.
The Priceline receipt, printed plane tickets, and condoms with a non-pro are all very mid-90s through mid-aughts.
I was one caught/confirmed when an ex who was trying to get back together saw tickets in my and another girl’s name. She still had a key and I was too stupid to cover my tracks at the time.
Date: August 2nd, 2026 4:46 PM Author: marvelous cheese-eating elastic band
yea esp the condom lol. i was still in the AIDS education mindset and the thought of fucking a chick you weren't in a committed relationship with without a condom was just unthinkable.