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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater WOOOOOOOOSH!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:34 PM Author: elite pervert blood rage Are you a top or bottom? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142597) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142608) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM Author: elite pervert blood rage The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142641) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: elite pervert blood rage You're fat. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142695) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!
PERHAPS YOU WOULD DO BETTER WITH A COUNTER-SIZED REFRIGERATOR THAT YOU CAN SQUEEZE INTO YOUR SHITHOLE STUDIO APARTMENT WHILE YOU TRY TO GET YOUR TRAFFIC COURT LITIGATION BUSINESS ROLLING!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:53 PM Author: elite pervert blood rage Damn. A+ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142772) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT RECEIVE GRADES!!!
I AM HOWEVER ENERGY STAR COMPLIANT!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: dun church 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143290) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM Author: pungent big wagecucks Do you have a spacious vegetable crisper? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142718) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE TWO SPACIOUS VEGETABLE CRISPERS AS WELL AS MEAT AND BUTTER COMPARTMENTS!!!!
I DO NOT HAVE A PLASTIC SHELF WITH HOLES CUT OUT TO HOLD EGGS BECAUSE THAT'S JUST STUPID!!!! EGGS COME IN A BOX THAT HOLDS THEM JUST FINE!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Sadistic Cruise Ship 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142782) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: sickened principal's office lettuce Subject: yay (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142966) |
Date: June 29th, 2005 3:37 PM Author: light odious halford kitchen Yes, I laughed out loud (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142618) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM NOT AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!
PLEASE CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN DONE RETRIEVING OR INSERTING YOUR FOODSTUFFS!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:41 PM Author: light odious halford kitchen I just got you confused with a different poster.
Are you familiar with IAMYOURMOTHER? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM NOT A CHILDREN'S BOOK BY DR. SEUSS!!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
DO NOT PUT A CAN OF SODA IN MY FREEZER SECTION FOR TOO LONG OR IT WILL EXPLODE!!!!
WOOOOOOSH! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143124) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:42 PM Author: hairraiser jade lay ceo ...I am a grocery bag... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142676) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
GROCERY BAGS ARE USELESS AFTER THE FOODSTUFFS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HOME AND INSERTED INTO ME!!!!
YOU WILL BE THROWN AWAY OR STORED UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK FOR LATER USE IN TRANSPORTING PET WASTE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM Author: Arrogant peach parlour sneaky criminal more feces is rolling in his grave. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142683) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM Author: Crusty business firm brethren It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142685) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM MORE PRESTIGIOUS THAN YOU!!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS DO NOT MAKE RACIST FLAMES BUT CAN MAKE MILK LAST FOR MUCH LONGER THAN IT WOULD AT ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse This is the best thread in months. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143133) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: irradiated field coffee pot May I have some ice cream? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142693) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:45 PM Author: light odious halford kitchen he is NOT a freezer (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142704) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!
THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!
YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!
YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!
YOU ARE MAKING AN OUTDATED SEMANTIC DISTINCTION!!!!!
YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM Author: hairraiser jade lay ceo There's never anything worth eating here. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142762) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!
ALSO WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TAKE OUT THE MOLDY HALF-OPENED JAR OF PASTA SAUCE THAT'S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY THIRD SHELF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM Author: pungent big wagecucks Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142748) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!
CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!
MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM Author: Iridescent Gas Station "REFRIGATORIAL"
Always worth a bump. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM Author: Sadistic Cruise Ship This is the best schtick in ages.
The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!
GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Sadistic Cruise Ship do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142796) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!
ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Sadistic Cruise Ship I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142862) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!
WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM Author: Sadistic Cruise Ship Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.
I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.
edit: and I live with my parents. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!
NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: exhilarant lemon boltzmann 180.
Really well-played so far. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:32 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143146) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Wonderful Native Scourge Upon The Earth This is a very prestigious thread.
Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days... |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!
THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!
ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.
edit: And gays |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: pungent big wagecucks Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142865) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!
THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!
THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!
YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:29 PM Author: elite pervert blood rage 191 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143131) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Shivering cumskin office This is my favorite. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145939) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: 180 address pozpig That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145984) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 9:40 AM Author: Shivering cumskin office You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149732) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: jet-lagged twisted heaven jewess I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142886) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!
PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: mind-boggling out-of-control rigor likewise. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143151) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: swashbuckling factory reset button Outstanding thread. A++ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142901) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Lavender Roast Beef Doctorate best thread all day. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142926) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!
YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!
WOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:18 PM Author: domesticated nubile church building mexican I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143033) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!
IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!
IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143179) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?
My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!
INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143197) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: flesh bull headed ladyboy This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.
I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!
THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!
THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: exhilarant lemon boltzmann Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.
What gives? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!
I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!
ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: pungent big wagecucks REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:40 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse hahaha. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143206) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!
I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!
YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!
YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: pungent big wagecucks Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143244) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!
I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: Avocado Goyim Den OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"
Inspired. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 7:17 PM Author: Aromatic high-end antidepressant drug temple this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389873) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: mahogany range A truly prestigious thread.
I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!
I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: mahogany range Bastard.
What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!
DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: mahogany range also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143225) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!
ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:14 PM Author: mahogany range if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143498) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!
MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!
IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: talented abnormal chapel STFU YOU FOOL
I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE
WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145976) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: 180 address pozpig I thought your shit was funny as well AC (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146022) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).
Also, air conditioners do not clean a house. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: 180 address pozpig Agreed.
Well done 'fridge. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: vigorous market 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145955) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 11:59 PM Author: Supple organic girlfriend house I agree (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3147792) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Snowy Piazza This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.
By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!
THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!
NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Snowy Piazza The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150064) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!
I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:41 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Snowy Piazza *swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150117) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
*BURP*
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:28 AM Author: pungent big wagecucks In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150019) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:07 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse hahahahahahaha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171181) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM Author: Infuriating vibrant theater The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150124) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!
SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!
AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM Author: motley bright casino associate Oh...My...God.
One...Fucking...Eighty. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM Author: Infuriating vibrant theater Um, thanks.
Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!
NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
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Date: June 30th, 2005 12:43 PM Author: Shivering cumskin office I changed my mind. This is my new favorite. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151156) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM Author: charcoal very tactful round eye "I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"
One of my favorite lines on the board ever.
"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"
Outstanding. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM Author: elite pervert blood rage Just to be the 100th post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150179) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: trip zippy keepsake machete Shameless bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341047) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 12:51 AM Author: elite pervert blood rage Credited. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341121) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM Author: domesticated nubile church building mexican How often should I clean you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150201) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!
JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM Author: elite pervert blood rage Your thoughts on baking soda? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150210) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!
IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!
IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:01 AM Author: elite pervert blood rage Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150278) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!
TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: July 19th, 2008 12:08 PM Author: Canary Stirring Lodge Voyeur This might be my favorite post in the thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988648) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 12:44 PM Author: Dark alcoholic stage genital piercing Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151171) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:21 PM Author: flesh bull headed ladyboy Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153687) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!
THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!
THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!
WOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:09 PM Author: aquamarine mental disorder whorehouse hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171206) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Erotic center regret (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153734) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Erotic center regret (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153737) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!
I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!
WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:46 AM Author: Lavender Roast Beef Doctorate i offically love this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159878) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:48 AM Author: Erotic center regret (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159888) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!
WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!
THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:58 AM Author: vigorous market The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159930) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!
I HAVE NOT!!!!
I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!
I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:41 AM Author: Silver mad cow disease Great thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160198) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 10:31 AM Author: Erotic center regret (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160687) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!
YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM Author: spectacular property i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.
in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.
soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.
(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!
VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 PM Author: domesticated nubile church building mexican Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162499) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!
ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM Author: spectacular property i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.
i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.
i am not british.
you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.
you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived. |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 11:25 AM Author: electric startled stead You one cold brotha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161058) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:22 PM Author: marvelous filthpig shrine Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162870) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!
I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!
NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:32 PM Author: Erotic center regret (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162920) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!
I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM Author: Erotic center regret (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162924) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM Author: Erotic center regret (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162927) |
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Date: July 5th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: flesh bull headed ladyboy Got any good 4th of July leftovers? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3197798) |
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Date: July 8th, 2005 11:29 AM Author: flesh bull headed ladyboy bump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3223430) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 4:52 PM Author: Lavender Roast Beef Doctorate i still love this post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322844) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM Author: Canary Stirring Lodge Voyeur wow.
I laughed so hard I cried. |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:29 PM Author: appetizing public bath i peed a little. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323082) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: hairraiser jade lay ceo This was Tim V. Stim, right? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323006) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM Author: motley bright casino associate I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386552) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:16 AM Author: Multi-colored station HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386548) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM Author: rose school how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386554) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM Author: Multi-colored station not sure, but glad I did. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388567) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:48 AM Author: Judgmental Quadroon Black Woman Hi lolz (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8678970) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:11 PM Author: Gold crawly step-uncle's house lots of group think in this thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388640) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Adventurous Impressive Hell insight (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388643) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Chartreuse deer antler i didnt think it wasw very good. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388644) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:47 AM Author: Razzmatazz Marketing Idea Base well then you fuckin suck. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019717) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM Author: Poppy Philosopher-king Hi REFRIGERATOR,
Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?
BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 9:51 PM Author: Poppy Philosopher-king wooosh (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3390759) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 10:53 PM Author: maize telephone love of her life I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3391193) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 10:38 PM Author: Poppy Philosopher-king WOOSH! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3428924) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 11:51 PM Author: shimmering low-t resort WOOOOOOSH!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429558) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 12:38 AM Author: shimmering low-t resort Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3430044) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM Author: Hilarious rusted menage milk (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432040) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!
YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM Author: curious fishy meetinghouse HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!
WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!
WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM Author: curious fishy meetinghouse HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!
I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:
THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!
IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:07 AM Author: curious fishy meetinghouse *HIGH FIVE* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432182) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:12 AM Author: jet histrionic location legal warrant Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432202) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:13 AM Author: trip zippy keepsake machete It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432205) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:45 AM Author: jet histrionic location legal warrant But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432406) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:46 AM Author: trip zippy keepsake machete It's all that Toshi's fault. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432412) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:48 AM Author: jet histrionic location legal warrant Always so quick to blame the Japs. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432420) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: trip zippy keepsake machete <sigh> (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432429) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:53 AM Author: jet histrionic location legal warrant <atomic bomb> (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432461) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:50 AM Author: ocher people who are hurt elastic band I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432439) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: jet histrionic location legal warrant Interesting take.
We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered. |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:55 AM Author: trip zippy keepsake machete I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432478) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:57 AM Author: curious fishy meetinghouse OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432496) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 12:00 PM Author: ocher people who are hurt elastic band God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432518) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM Author: Hyperactive insane main people friendly grandma Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.
It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator. |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 8:56 AM Author: Know-it-all theatre double fault please read more carefully, the color is established (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665517) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 8:57 AM Author: flesh bull headed ladyboy He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665520) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM Author: bateful volcanic crater I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
INCORRECT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:04 AM Author: Know-it-all theatre double fault he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665532) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:06 AM Author: flesh bull headed ladyboy Correct use of the subjunctive = credited. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665536) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:11 AM Author: Know-it-all theatre double fault Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665545) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:13 AM Author: irradiated field coffee pot I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665548) |
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Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: dull nofapping ticket booth I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.
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Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM Author: Cerebral Flushed Feces Parlor Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!
It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.
--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass |
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Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: elite pervert blood rage We gotta move these...refrigerators,
we gotta move these color tv's........... |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 1:07 AM Author: Geriatric lascivious hall Bump for remembrance. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3906403) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:07 AM Author: Razzle Spot bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019388) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:18 AM Author: red contagious state crotch Classic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019479) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:55 AM Author: dashing pit jew Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019774) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Canary Stirring Lodge Voyeur bump
*cries* |
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Date: October 21st, 2005 10:17 AM Author: French smoky son of senegal point (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099932) |
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Date: October 21st, 2005 10:30 AM Author: Canary Stirring Lodge Voyeur bump for sheer brilliance. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099954) |
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Date: October 31st, 2005 12:52 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4176729) |
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Date: October 31st, 2005 2:06 AM Author: onyx exciting depressive You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4177078) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:09 AM Author: Ultramarine Vivacious Tanning Salon Really Tough Guy i bet people need to use this computer (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4185775) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312311) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Again! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312660) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:42 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Big money big money no whammies no whammies! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:53 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Me gusta. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312791) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:59 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Keeping the dream alive. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312855) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:15 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Nigger. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313046) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:27 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Affirmed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313145) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:30 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Reversed. Oh shit. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313175) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Cert. denied! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313200) |
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Date: November 21st, 2005 2:49 AM Author: Aphrodisiac locus Drunk again. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4346072) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 2:42 PM Author: Hilarious rusted menage milk (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4458644) |
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Date: December 8th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: Emerald gunner home HAHAHAHAHA (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4494429) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2005 2:31 PM Author: Provocative French Chef Hairy Legs This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4639744) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 10:48 PM Author: swashbuckling factory reset button Never forget. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4836550) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: trip zippy keepsake machete Bump for a slow night. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4837913) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM Author: domesticated nubile church building mexican Monday bump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4892352) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM Author: Cerise abode mother Still around (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907658) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:03 PM Author: Lavender Roast Beef Doctorate i still love this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907685) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:14 PM Author: gaped chocolate affirmative action national Are you sure that you aren't Michigan? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907768) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM Author: pea-brained walnut psychic stag film Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.
*wipe* |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:20 PM Author: pea-brained walnut psychic stag film Bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933769) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Cobalt sexy box office this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933817) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:27 PM Author: trip zippy keepsake machete Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933843) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:10 AM Author: Poppy Philosopher-king Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214342) |
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Date: February 1st, 2006 8:26 PM Author: pea-brained walnut psychic stag film fuck i still love this thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4969641) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 7:41 AM Author: pea-brained walnut psychic stag film Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5110977) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 1:41 AM Author: Indecent national security agency hospital P3n15 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214108) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:03 AM Author: yellow disgusting locale 2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214275) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:08 AM Author: translucent sanctuary sweep, sweep, sweep... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214308) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 11:26 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Boistinker Subject: bump if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5299691) |
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Date: March 26th, 2006 9:10 AM Author: sinister green theater stage nah (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5429018) |
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Date: June 18th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Gay alcoholic bawdyhouse why was this funny? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015439) |
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Date: June 18th, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Black glittery hunting ground selfie I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015447) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM Author: sinister green theater stage Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what of the oven? She was hot. lol |
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Date: June 28th, 2006 4:31 PM Author: pea-brained walnut psychic stag film bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6095333) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:05 AM Author: brass space prole (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6183506) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2006 4:31 AM Author: Milky Area WOOOOOSH!!!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6720140) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:19 PM Author: Canary Stirring Lodge Voyeur bump for goodness (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783055) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:24 PM Author: nudist excitant trump supporter stage bump again (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783085) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:26 PM Author: spruce laughsome tank new version ugh (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783096) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 2:44 PM Author: comical old irish cottage gaping Truly Wooshtastic! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6870689) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Amber Cuckold Goal In Life best xoxo thread EVER. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872840) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Black glittery hunting ground selfie ty ty ty
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:57 PM Author: Brindle Dilemma Hominid most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872873) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Amber Cuckold Goal In Life bitter much? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872963) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 10:11 PM Author: cordovan bipolar senate Incorrect. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872975) |
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Date: September 28th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Judgmental Quadroon Black Woman This is the TITCR. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8698810) |
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Date: November 26th, 2006 2:01 AM Author: Mewling sex offender I love this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7069460) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 4:43 PM Author: Hyperactive insane main people friendly grandma Greatest schtick ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7112385) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: galvanic well-lubricated masturbator corn cake In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544222) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Twinkling Corner Gay Wizard hoooray (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544712) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 8:56 PM Author: rose school I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544838) |
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Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM Author: Judgmental Quadroon Black Woman 119. Never post here again.
Recommendation: Kill self.
ywia |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:14 AM Author: Charismatic pale headpube Bump for Washington Post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720429) |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:16 AM Author: Blathering orchestra pit Well done sir. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720438) |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 10:44 AM Author: Fantasy-prone puce trust fund institution Rebump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7721850) |
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Date: March 27th, 2007 2:59 PM Author: comical old irish cottage gaping Bump for general-wooshiness. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825939) |
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Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (one, two, three, no gravity) ty, one of my favorites. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966) |
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Date: April 12th, 2007 6:14 PM Author: arousing mauve mood Oldie but a goodie. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920355) |
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Date: April 12th, 2007 7:52 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy plaza I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920851) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 8:45 PM Author: Pearly Rehab Kitty press bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7959338) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 11:49 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Boistinker finals bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052234) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM Author: amethyst stock car pistol hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.
this thread is so shiny. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:05 AM Author: talking crackhouse (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052345) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:25 AM Author: titillating garnet garrison alpha There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title..... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052807) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:47 PM Author: sable cracking nursing home this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057145) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (my flame moniker) I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151) |
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Date: May 14th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: self-centered umber karate set win (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8117381) |
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Date: June 18th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: mildly autistic glassy sweet tailpipe fat ankles (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8270968) |
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Date: July 12th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: lilac school cafeteria ape this guy is silly (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8374605) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM Author: self-centered umber karate set (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8441981) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM Author: slippery thirsty site how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????
xoxo people are dumb... |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 PM Author: Splenetic Misunderstood Rigpig Fortuitous Meteor Bump b/c of recent mention... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546126) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 PM Author: thriller drunken university This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546154) |
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Date: September 30th, 2007 9:24 PM Author: Judgmental Quadroon Black Woman "sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711160) |
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Date: October 15th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: Autistic indian lodge bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8773312) |
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Date: November 29th, 2007 10:53 PM Author: orchid brunch preventive strike http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954525) |
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Date: November 29th, 2007 10:54 PM Author: Racy bonkers clown fail (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954532) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 8:58 AM Author: Disrespectful trailer park giraffe bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9318152) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 10:08 PM Author: Concupiscible impertinent forum http://www.reputationdefender.com/ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9435607) |
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Date: March 29th, 2008 12:24 AM Author: Sapphire Beady-eyed Faggotry never forget! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547866) |
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Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM Author: Godawful persian ~~thread necromancy warning~~
*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old* |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 9:22 PM Author: Khaki violent cuck international law enforcement agency Never forget (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9603928) |
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Date: June 21st, 2008 9:45 PM Author: soul-stirring insanely creepy haunted graveyard bumpedy bumpedy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911369) |
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Date: July 19th, 2008 11:42 AM Author: topaz internet-worthy Yeah. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988617) |
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Date: July 19th, 2008 12:30 PM Author: Mint Stimulating Nibblets *stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988688) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:02 PM Author: Useless patrolman whoooooooooooooooooosh! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358271) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:11 PM Author: Scarlet jap wow i really missed out on this one (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358303) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:21 PM Author: outnumbered twinkling uncleanness I am honored to make the 300th post ITT (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358349) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:41 PM Author: magical offensive So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x
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Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM Author: Heady I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.
Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle. |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#50254484) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 5:56 PM Author: Coiffed cyan Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358587) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#50254482) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM Author: soggy maniacal chad I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#50254480) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:27 PM Author: diverse immigrant very cold (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#50226942) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:27 PM Author: ferengi (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#50226945) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: nyuug (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#50254479) |