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Christians can you explain the whole Jesus thing

Im Jewish and I don’t get it Does some guy who died...
Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
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Pink cumskin stead
  07/04/26
They would fall under old covenant law and need to convert t...
Histrionic slimy chad preventive strike
  07/04/26
Do Jews get a Reprieve 0 AD-present? Imho Christians should ...
Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
no they actually get a second helping of damnation for missi...
Histrionic slimy chad preventive strike
  07/04/26
180
Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
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domesticated fragrant genital piercing theater stage
  07/04/26
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Razzle-dazzle hall old irish cottage
  07/04/26
imagine if tikkun olam were a person. that's jesus.
Multi-colored Chestnut Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/04/26
See radbod’s lament During the second journey of Sa...
khaki range
  07/04/26
Why would heaven even exist The most Jewish thing about m...
Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
What's the point of following anything g-d tells you to do i...
domesticated fragrant genital piercing theater stage
  07/04/26
Such a goy question. I do it so I’m not like You.
Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
But obviously a gentile following the laws wouldn't get anyt...
domesticated fragrant genital piercing theater stage
  07/04/26
I am your better
Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
A rare gem. An honest moment from a Jew. And yes, correct, ...
Coral space
  07/04/26
😏
Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
Christians disagree on this question, but I think the answer...
Arousing shaky brethren
  07/04/26
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Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
You're taking it way too literally
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/04/26
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Histrionic slimy chad preventive strike
  07/04/26
Ok then wtf is the point of Christianity then? Excluding Got...
Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/04/26
the point is that you shouldn't aggressively jew people and ...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/04/26
It’s all right here, sport. hth! I believe in one G...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/04/26
Can you break this down for us agnostics?
Razzle-dazzle hall old irish cottage
  07/04/26
It’s pretty simple as-is. If you’re needing help...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/04/26
I'll probably just watch sportball while drinking a beer and...
Razzle-dazzle hall old irish cottage
  07/04/26
at least you’re not a gang-raping muslim.
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/04/26
thankfully I'm just a low key degenerate pot smoking loser e...
Razzle-dazzle hall old irish cottage
  07/04/26
jew here. all this shit is answered in dante's divine comedy...
Fantasy-prone Walnut Factory Reset Button
  07/04/26
Start with some Kierkegaard and Augustine
Drab boistinker
  07/04/26
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Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew
  07/05/26


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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew

Im Jewish and I don’t get it

Does some guy who died in 200 BC not get Saved? Jesus died for our sins. Were the pre-Christian souls in a holding pattern? Did no one go to heaven until like 0 AD? What about Pious Jews?

What if Jesus never showed up? Would Pious Jews get into heaven or nah? If so, why was Jesus necessary? Discuss.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978918)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Pink cumskin stead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978921)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Histrionic slimy chad preventive strike

They would fall under old covenant law and need to convert to Judaism to be saved

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978927)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew

Do Jews get a Reprieve 0 AD-present? Imho Christians should persecute Ashkenazi Jews. It doesn’t make sense to get a Reprieve.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978933)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Histrionic slimy chad preventive strike

no they actually get a second helping of damnation for missing the boat

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978943)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978944)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: domesticated fragrant genital piercing theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978986)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hall old irish cottage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979395)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chestnut Gas Station International Law Enforcement Agency

imagine if tikkun olam were a person. that's jesus.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978984)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: khaki range

See radbod’s lament

During the second journey of Saint Boniface to Rome, Wulfram, a monk and ex-archbishop of Sens, tried to convert Radbod, but after an unsuccessful attempt he returned to Fontenelle. It is said that Radbod was nearly baptised but refused when he was told that he would not be able to find any of his ancestors in Heaven after his death. He said he preferred spending eternity in Hell with his pagan ancestors than in Heaven with a pack of beggars.[7] This legend is also told with Wulfram being replaced with bishop Willibrord.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radbod_of_Frisia

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49978992)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew

Why would heaven even exist

The most Jewish thing about me is that I believe in god but basically not heaven afaict

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979009)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: domesticated fragrant genital piercing theater stage

What's the point of following anything g-d tells you to do if not for eternal rewards in the afterlife?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979077)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew

Such a goy question. I do it so I’m not like You.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979084)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: domesticated fragrant genital piercing theater stage

But obviously a gentile following the laws wouldn't get anything out of it, right?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979091)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew

I am your better

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979094)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Coral space

A rare gem. An honest moment from a Jew.

And yes, correct, being Jewish does mean joining in their constant war against humanity.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979112)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew

😏

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979116)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Arousing shaky brethren

Christians disagree on this question, but I think the answer to many riddles in Christianity is that only Jesus is saved, every other human soul goes to hell.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979011)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979085)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

You're taking it way too literally

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979119)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Histrionic slimy chad preventive strike



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979180)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew

Ok then wtf is the point of Christianity then? Excluding Goths and Jews and middle eastern people and Jews and stuff?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979390)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

the point is that you shouldn't aggressively jew people and be nice sometimes because your jewing might be based on a false premise you can only find out about if you're nice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979417)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

It’s all right here, sport. hth!

I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth and of all things visible and invisible.

And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the only-begotten, begotten of the Father before all ages. Light of light; true God of true God; begotten, not made; of one essence with the Father; by Whom all things were made; Who for us men and for our salvation came down from Heaven, and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary, and became man. And He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried. And the third day He arose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into Heaven, and sits at the right hand of the Father; and He shall come again with glory to judge the living and the dead; Whose Kingdom shall have no end.

And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of Life, Who proceeds from the Father; Who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified; Who spoke by the prophets.

In one Holy, Universal, and Apostolic Church. I acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins. I look for the resurrection of the dead and the life of the world to come. Amen.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979394)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hall old irish cottage

Can you break this down for us agnostics?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979396)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

It’s pretty simple as-is. If you’re needing help, attend a Divine Liturgy tomorrow.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979398)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hall old irish cottage

I'll probably just watch sportball while drinking a beer and jerking off with cheetos fingers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979402)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

at least you’re not a gang-raping muslim.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979405)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hall old irish cottage

thankfully I'm just a low key degenerate pot smoking loser enjoying sportball in the comfort of my double wide.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979406)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Walnut Factory Reset Button

jew here. all this shit is answered in dante's divine comedy, not flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979408)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: Drab boistinker

Start with some Kierkegaard and Augustine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979430)



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Date: July 5th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Floppy Coldplay Fan Jew



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2#49979602)