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like do you need to "know a guy" to get out of jai...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
They won't process a bond in the middle of the night most pl...
Carnelian comical casino
  07/02/26
Who will Contact my Employer and Set of Out Of Office Automa...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
U going on the block homie. When the cells crack at 830 may...
Carnelian comical casino
  07/02/26
Tyrone set your Out of Office Automatic Replies at 8:31am
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a massage parlor manager on the n...
Dashing travel guidebook menage
  07/02/26
what about the movies where the Really Good Lawyer gets thei...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
A lawyer can do that. You just need to retain one in advance...
Dashing travel guidebook menage
  07/02/26
i really need to find a lawyer to put on retainer. for peace...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
lots of scenarios you could need one for besides getting arr...
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
i have lots of law questions often
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
if only you had mentally ill lawyer internet friends
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
officer my phone call is actually gonna be an historic 100+ ...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
...
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
doesn't need to be a lawyer but you need SOMEONE on the outs...
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
im reading that for nonviolent crimes you probably just get ...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
yeah, must depend on the charge. but it doesn't need to be a...
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
Yeah but did you contact your Family? I don't have Family
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
I was the person on the Outside, not related to the Prisoner
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
ok assume I don't have a bpd gf
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
hmmm can't help you there, sorry. just know that in theory i...
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
i need someone to set my Out of Office Automatic Replies
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
relatable
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
My old secretary would have bailed me out and bought me brea...
Carnelian comical casino
  07/02/26
I could call my boss I have his phone number. ill just tell ...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
what if he doesn't have a bpd secretary
Excitant Giraffe Crotch
  07/02/26
This is why you don't act like a shit to your mom.
Carnelian comical casino
  07/02/26
mommy im in jail cna u help
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
Then I guess you better get a secretary
Carnelian comical casino
  07/02/26
if youre actually rich there are yeah but not for wagies get...
Saffron persian
  07/02/26
Jenner has an entire division (“war clade”) set ...
Tan field
  07/02/26
"you put that together with the lights, and the rain. a...
Metaphysics is Gay
  07/02/26
Thanks.
Tan field
  07/05/26


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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

like do you need to "know a guy" to get out of jail in the middle of the night

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976387)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: Carnelian comical casino

They won't process a bond in the middle of the night most places. And usually the bond guy is going to wait to take the trip until he has a few lined up unless its a big bond. Big cities may be case by case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

Who will Contact my Employer and Set of Out Of Office Automatic Reply?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976412)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Carnelian comical casino

U going on the block homie. When the cells crack at 830 maybe Tyrone put you on the phone with his code so you can reach out. But then you'll owe him...not a good situation.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976415)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

Tyrone set your Out of Office Automatic Replies at 8:31am

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976420)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Dashing travel guidebook menage

I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a massage parlor manager on the night shift, but if the police decide to house you (as opposed to just booking you and cutting you loose), you have to get arraigned first, before a lawyer make bail for you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976396)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

what about the movies where the Really Good Lawyer gets their client out of jail in the middle of the night?

If I was Jailed I'd need someone to tell my Employer that I'm at the looney bin or something. And who would set my Our Of Office automatic message?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976409)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Dashing travel guidebook menage

A lawyer can do that. You just need to retain one in advance. Ask Claude to find you a good local criminal defense firm and ask the paralegal specifically what number you call if you wind up in jail in the middle of the night.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976432)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

i really need to find a lawyer to put on retainer. for peace of mind if anything else. i mean everyone has a dentist and a doctor. they don't tell you you need a laywer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976438)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch

lots of scenarios you could need one for besides getting arrested imo. I don't have one either but seems shrewd. don't contact CSLG for anything involving integrity, that's for sure; he'll tell you that he's afraid to represent you in a TRO case, for example, because he's worried the person will come after him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976442)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

i have lots of law questions often

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976448)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch

if only you had mentally ill lawyer internet friends

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976457)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

officer my phone call is actually gonna be an historic 100+ poast thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976459)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976463)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch

doesn't need to be a lawyer but you need SOMEONE on the outside. bail bondsmen are open 24/7. don't ask how I know!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976399)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

im reading that for nonviolent crimes you probably just get booked and released. but if they decide to hold you it sounds like you have to wait to get in front of a judge anyway. i just see in the movies that they always get a lawyer and the lawyer goes down to jail in the middle of the night and gets the guy out or something.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976405)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch

yeah, must depend on the charge. but it doesn't need to be a lawyer. I've had two experiences with this with felony arrests ($50k bail => $3k bond) and was able to get it done overnight. neither resulted in charges or anything. there are just strict laws here about sending people to jail in potential DV situations.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976417)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

Yeah but did you contact your Family? I don't have Family

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976419)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch

I was the person on the Outside, not related to the Prisoner

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976421)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

ok assume I don't have a bpd gf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976422)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch

hmmm can't help you there, sorry. just know that in theory it can be a non-lawyer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976423)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

i need someone to set my Out of Office Automatic Replies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976426)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch

relatable

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976428)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Carnelian comical casino

My old secretary would have bailed me out and bought me breakfast.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976430)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

I could call my boss I have his phone number. ill just tell him im an alcoholic and going into rehab.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976433)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe Crotch

what if he doesn't have a bpd secretary

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976435)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Carnelian comical casino

This is why you don't act like a shit to your mom.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976443)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

mommy im in jail cna u help

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976450)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Carnelian comical casino

Then I guess you better get a secretary

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976451)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Saffron persian

if youre actually rich there are yeah but not for wagies getting duis or whatever

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976414)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Tan field

Jenner has an entire division (“war clade”) set aside specifically for this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976441)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

"you put that together with the lights, and the rain. and the and the. WHAT WAS HE DOING RUNNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!?" *glass breaks*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49976444)



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Date: July 5th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Tan field

Thanks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879341&forum_id=2#49979673)