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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail...
electric stead
  04/06/15
they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com sti...
chrome wagecucks whorehouse
  04/06/15
I'm not signing it.
electric stead
  04/06/15
Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them cha...
NeumannMorgenste
  04/06/15
Randy "Pink" Floyd
chrome wagecucks whorehouse
  04/17/15
Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettere...
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  04/06/15
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Outnumbered contagious crotch
  04/06/15
What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It ...
electric stead
  04/06/15
...
exciting yellow box office personal credit line
  04/06/15
Atta boy
wonderful disturbing university
  04/06/15
whatever happened with your bagel protest?
Lake Theater
  04/06/15
Sec, client just walked in.
electric stead
  04/06/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=1...
electric stead
  04/06/15
CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need...
Up-to-no-good bawdyhouse
  04/06/15
we used to lynch freedom haters like her oh how far ameri...
Racy jap love of her life
  04/06/15
this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but yo...
Razzle-dazzle alcoholic knife space
  04/06/15
this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone i...
Titillating out-of-control boistinker parlor
  04/07/15
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motley embarrassed to the bone national security agency
  04/07/15
better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access...
Lake Theater
  04/07/15
Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff....
electric stead
  04/07/15
that's not relevant.
thriller azn
  04/17/15
What do you mean it isn't relevant?
electric stead
  04/17/15
what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information ou...
Histrionic trump supporter
  04/07/15
Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look...
hairraiser tank
  04/17/15
180 response
Magenta dragon
  04/07/15
letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.
pontificating party of the first part
  04/07/15
I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or la...
electric stead
  04/07/15
Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR...
electric stead
  04/17/15
You brave scholar
Swashbuckling hairless liquid oxygen
  09/03/15
u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosm...
Titillating out-of-control boistinker parlor
  04/17/15
Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or what...
hairraiser tank
  04/17/15
good idea
Titillating out-of-control boistinker parlor
  04/17/15
Yeah, I like this idea.
electric stead
  04/17/15
SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY
Titillating out-of-control boistinker parlor
  04/17/15
you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss...
diverse office turdskin
  04/17/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: electric stead

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."

I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"

The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."

I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633145)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: chrome wagecucks whorehouse

they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: electric stead

I'm not signing it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste

Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: chrome wagecucks whorehouse

Randy "Pink" Floyd

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: exciting yellow box office personal credit line

Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered contagious crotch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: electric stead

What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: exciting yellow box office personal credit line



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: wonderful disturbing university

Atta boy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Lake Theater

whatever happened with your bagel protest?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: electric stead

Sec, client just walked in.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: electric stead

Rate this intra-firm memo re: friday morning meetings

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good bawdyhouse

CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.

HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633323)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Racy jap love of her life

we used to lynch freedom haters like her

oh how far amerika has collapsed

HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635164)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic knife space

this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.

but try telling that to a millenial...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635188)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM
Author: Titillating out-of-control boistinker parlor

this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: motley embarrassed to the bone national security agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Lake Theater

better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: electric stead

Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: thriller azn

that's not relevant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: electric stead

What do you mean it isn't relevant?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Histrionic trump supporter

what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.

Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640286)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: hairraiser tank

Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: Magenta dragon

180 response

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM
Author: pontificating party of the first part

letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: electric stead

I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: electric stead

Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.

The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.

The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".

I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707353)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hairless liquid oxygen

You brave scholar

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Titillating out-of-control boistinker parlor

u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: hairraiser tank

Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.

Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707391)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Titillating out-of-control boistinker parlor

good idea

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: electric stead

Yeah, I like this idea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Titillating out-of-control boistinker parlor

SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE

TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707409)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: diverse office turdskin

you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421)