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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
Hilarious people who are hurt university
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
marvelous mischievous rigpig
  11/22/23
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Lascivious library
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
Orchid Piazza
  11/22/23
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cream site feces
  09/12/26
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
cream site feces
  11/22/23
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Hilarious people who are hurt university
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
gay diverse stead weed whacker
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Razzle-dazzle pistol new version
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
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bat shit crazy personal credit line
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Women are 180
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  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
cream site feces
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Hilarious people who are hurt university
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
internet-worthy wonderful toaster immigrant
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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internet-worthy wonderful toaster immigrant
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
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  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
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I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
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Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
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180 song
crimson aphrodisiac elastic band
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
Hilarious people who are hurt university
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
crimson aphrodisiac elastic band
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
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  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: marvelous mischievous rigpig

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Lascivious library



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#49315193)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Orchid Piazza

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087169)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: cream site feces



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: cream site feces

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47130843)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: gay diverse stead weed whacker

Holy fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol new version

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: Walnut bateful cruise ship chad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#50054633)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: bat shit crazy personal credit line



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089604)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: bat shit crazy personal credit line



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47616706)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic athletic conference

Women are 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452737)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: cream site feces



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#50054607)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Mahogany electric lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452750)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089430)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: cream site feces

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089804)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: internet-worthy wonderful toaster immigrant

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: internet-worthy wonderful toaster immigrant

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy wonderful toaster immigrant



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102548)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: internet-worthy wonderful toaster immigrant

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: cream site feces



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Orchid Piazza



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#49315203)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Sooty swashbuckling cuck trailer park

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: crimson aphrodisiac elastic band

180 song

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: crimson aphrodisiac elastic band

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university

he was purely a producer driven act

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Talented Effete Church Striped Hyena

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Hilarious people who are hurt university



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47187760)