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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 06/24/10 |
| fiercely-loyal glittery chapel | 06/25/10 |
| lascivious hideous mother locale | 07/07/10 |
| Clear spectacular garrison | 07/16/10 |
| gold ungodly kitchen | 07/14/10 |
| deranged meetinghouse | 07/20/10 |
| silver box office police squad | 07/23/10 |
| Trip lime becky | 08/06/10 |
| Pearly Roast Beef | 08/18/10 |
| Pearly Roast Beef | 08/24/10 |
| abusive mischievous lettuce | 07/17/11 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 06/25/10 |
| soul-stirring keepsake machete blood rage | 06/25/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 06/25/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 06/30/10 |
| Brass laser beams ape | 07/08/10 |
| laughsome very tactful gunner cruise ship | 07/20/10 |
| slap-happy dopamine | 06/25/10 |
| Nudist Alcoholic Shrine | 06/25/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 06/25/10 |
| Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon | 07/21/10 |
| sapphire big-titted coffee pot step-uncle's house | 07/23/10 |
| Scarlet azn | 07/08/10 |
| shaky charismatic foreskin cumskin | 06/25/10 |
| Avocado whorehouse | 06/25/10 |
| soul-stirring keepsake machete blood rage | 06/25/10 |
| Opaque tanning salon | 06/25/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/07/10 |
| concupiscible awkward ladyboy toaster | 07/07/10 |
| Talking buff range | 07/07/10 |
| lascivious hideous mother locale | 07/07/10 |
| demanding carnelian stage telephone | 07/08/10 |
| autistic friendly grandma | 07/08/10 |
| Light Excitant Stage Depressive | 01/04/11 |
| buck-toothed sinister dingle berry | 06/13/11 |
| razzle out-of-control church | 07/08/10 |
| Opaque tanning salon | 07/16/10 |
| Clear spectacular garrison | 07/19/10 |
| laughsome very tactful gunner cruise ship | 07/20/10 |
| deranged meetinghouse | 07/20/10 |
| high-end razzle-dazzle locus associate | 07/21/10 |
| Geriatric Khaki Personal Credit Line Base | 07/21/10 |
| Supple gay brunch macaca | 07/23/10 |
| silver box office police squad | 07/23/10 |
| Diverse School Cafeteria Cuckoldry | 09/02/11 |
| Bateful jade home | 07/07/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/08/10 |
| lascivious hideous mother locale | 07/08/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/08/10 |
| Violet point twinkling uncleanness | 07/08/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/08/10 |
| silver box office police squad | 07/23/10 |
| house-broken passionate candlestick maker | 09/23/10 |
| Magenta Cracking Antidepressant Drug Dragon | 07/08/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/08/10 |
| Marvelous shivering party of the first part | 07/08/10 |
| Violet point twinkling uncleanness | 07/08/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 07/20/10 |
| laughsome very tactful gunner cruise ship | 07/20/10 |
| Adventurous National | 07/28/10 |
| Magenta Cracking Antidepressant Drug Dragon | 07/08/10 |
| razzle out-of-control church | 07/08/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/08/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/09/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/09/10 |
| Nudist Alcoholic Shrine | 07/09/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/09/10 |
| Nudist Alcoholic Shrine | 07/09/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/09/10 |
| razzle out-of-control church | 07/09/10 |
| demanding carnelian stage telephone | 07/09/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/09/10 |
| razzle out-of-control church | 07/09/10 |
| Infuriating Hunting Ground Feces | 07/24/10 |
| racy corner | 07/27/10 |
| concupiscible awkward ladyboy toaster | 08/01/10 |
| Puce Thriller Heaven | 09/14/10 |
| appetizing pit rigor | 06/08/11 |
| silver box office police squad | 07/23/10 |
| Contagious Pearl Lay | 07/28/10 |
| Vivacious Nursing Home | 08/22/11 |
| lurid anal narrative | 07/09/10 |
| Unhinged menage | 07/09/10 |
| fragrant internal respiration | 07/09/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/12/10 |
| Harsh Trailer Park | 07/20/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/20/10 |
| Harsh Trailer Park | 07/20/10 |
| Harsh Trailer Park | 07/20/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/14/10 |
| learning disabled orchestra pit psychic | 07/14/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/14/10 |
| jet violent address | 07/14/10 |
| learning disabled orchestra pit psychic | 07/14/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/14/10 |
| learning disabled orchestra pit psychic | 07/14/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/15/10 |
| razzle out-of-control church | 07/15/10 |
| Infuriating Hunting Ground Feces | 07/24/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 07/15/10 |
| Talking buff range | 07/15/10 |
| buck-toothed sinister dingle berry | 07/15/10 |
| Ruddy fantasy-prone queen of the night shitlib | 07/19/10 |
| Geriatric Khaki Personal Credit Line Base | 07/21/10 |
| boyish ivory site | 03/30/11 |
| Claret rebellious abode boltzmann | 07/20/10 |
| Claret rebellious abode boltzmann | 07/20/10 |
| deranged meetinghouse | 07/20/10 |
| Cerebral Ocher Jew | 07/21/10 |
| high-end razzle-dazzle locus associate | 07/21/10 |
| Contagious Pearl Lay | 07/28/10 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting | 08/20/10 |
| Titillating halford | 06/13/11 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/14/10 |
| razzle out-of-control church | 07/15/10 |
| Maroon potus set | 07/14/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/16/10 |
| Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre | 07/16/10 |
| Salmon puppy center | 07/16/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/16/10 |
| pea-brained chartreuse legend | 07/16/10 |
| Wild principal's office | 07/17/10 |
| demanding carnelian stage telephone | 07/19/10 |
| deranged meetinghouse | 07/20/10 |
| Marvelous shivering party of the first part | 07/23/10 |
| Adventurous National | 07/28/10 |
| Idiotic iridescent hall | 07/16/10 |
| Cobalt slippery dilemma | 07/16/10 |
| Umber senate messiness | 07/17/10 |
| demanding carnelian stage telephone | 07/17/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/17/10 |
| Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon | 07/21/10 |
| Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon | 07/21/10 |
| lascivious hideous mother locale | 07/27/10 |
| lascivious hideous mother locale | 07/28/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/19/10 |
| Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre | 07/19/10 |
| Bateful jade home | 07/29/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/20/10 |
| Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre | 07/20/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/20/10 |
| Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre | 07/20/10 |
| Salmon puppy center | 07/20/10 |
| Disturbing plaza | 07/20/10 |
| Bateful jade home | 07/20/10 |
| Claret rebellious abode boltzmann | 07/20/10 |
| Internet-worthy business firm volcanic crater | 07/20/10 |
| Soggy maniacal factory reset button | 07/20/10 |
| Saffron irradiated lodge genital piercing | 07/20/10 |
| deranged meetinghouse | 07/20/10 |
| Bat shit crazy dysfunction | 07/20/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/21/10 |
| arrogant garnet electric furnace | 07/21/10 |
| buck-toothed sinister dingle berry | 07/21/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 07/23/10 |
| Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre | 07/21/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/21/10 |
| Bateful jade home | 07/21/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/21/10 |
| Gaped dull stock car rehab | 07/21/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/22/10 |
| Nudist Alcoholic Shrine | 07/22/10 |
| talented walnut double fault philosopher-king | 07/22/10 |
| Razzmatazz scourge upon the earth | 07/22/10 |
| boyish ivory site | 07/22/10 |
| Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon | 07/22/10 |
| dun dog poop multi-billionaire | 07/22/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 07/23/10 |
| massive vigorous office reading party | 07/23/10 |
| Adventurous National | 07/28/10 |
| lurid anal narrative | 08/05/10 |
| Disturbing plaza | 07/23/10 |
| Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre | 07/23/10 |
| dead 180 church building pervert | 07/24/10 |
| Adventurous National | 07/28/10 |
| Bateful jade home | 08/01/10 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting | 08/28/10 |
| boyish ivory site | 07/22/10 |
| rambunctious house idea he suggested | 07/22/10 |
| Heady Property Private Investor | 07/22/10 |
| arrogant garnet electric furnace | 07/22/10 |
| Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon | 07/22/10 |
| Supple gay brunch macaca | 07/22/10 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting | 07/23/10 |
| galvanic windowlicker bbw | 07/23/10 |
| Hairraiser library | 07/23/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 07/23/10 |
| silver box office police squad | 07/23/10 |
| massive vigorous office reading party | 07/23/10 |
| floppy temple fanboi | 07/23/10 |
| Wonderful coiffed theater stage haunted graveyard | 07/23/10 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting | 07/24/10 |
| Glassy odious mediation faggotry | 07/26/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/27/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 07/27/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/27/10 |
| motley cuck area | 07/27/10 |
| Exciting karate | 07/27/10 |
| Mind-boggling Parlor | 07/28/10 |
| Beady-eyed sound barrier | 07/28/10 |
| rambunctious house idea he suggested | 07/28/10 |
| buck-toothed sinister dingle berry | 07/28/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 07/28/10 |
| motley cuck area | 07/28/10 |
| shaky charismatic foreskin cumskin | 07/29/10 |
| floppy temple fanboi | 07/29/10 |
| gold ungodly kitchen | 07/29/10 |
| motley cuck area | 07/29/10 |
| Bateful jade home | 07/29/10 |
| Adventurous National | 07/31/10 |
| Heady Property Private Investor | 07/31/10 |
| buck-toothed sinister dingle berry | 08/01/10 |
| Beady-eyed sound barrier | 08/01/10 |
| Red crusty resort | 08/01/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 08/03/10 |
| Ebony histrionic crackhouse mood | 08/03/10 |
| Flesh public bath circlehead | 08/03/10 |
| demanding carnelian stage telephone | 08/04/10 |
| Supple gay brunch macaca | 08/04/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 08/04/10 |
| dun dog poop multi-billionaire | 08/21/10 |
| Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse yarmulke | 01/07/11 |
| rose mad cow disease stag film | 08/04/10 |
| Umber senate messiness | 08/04/10 |
| motley cuck area | 08/04/10 |
| Adventurous National | 08/04/10 |
| Adventurous National | 08/04/10 |
| Vibrant Lilac Filthpig Den | 08/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 08/04/10 |
| amethyst filthy half-breed stain | 08/04/10 |
| buck-toothed sinister dingle berry | 08/04/10 |
| buck-toothed sinister dingle berry | 08/04/10 |
| Navy station | 08/04/10 |
| Red crusty resort | 08/04/10 |
| provocative toilet seat | 08/04/10 |
| Peach Space | 08/08/10 |
| flushed native old irish cottage | 08/05/10 |
| Trip lime becky | 08/06/10 |
| crimson spot son of senegal | 08/23/11 |
| comical azure pozpig hominid | 08/08/10 |
| Umber senate messiness | 08/17/10 |
| Irate Preventive Strike | 08/08/10 |
| Henna Swashbuckling Institution | 08/12/10 |
| electric cream persian indian lodge | 08/12/10 |
| Stimulating roommate location | 08/12/10 |
| Salmon puppy center | 08/18/10 |
| aromatic french idiot faggot firefighter | 08/20/10 |
| primrose gas station | 08/20/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 08/28/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 08/21/10 |
| dun dog poop multi-billionaire | 08/21/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 09/07/10 |
| amethyst filthy half-breed stain | 09/07/10 |
| Umber senate messiness | 09/07/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 09/07/10 |
| amethyst filthy half-breed stain | 09/07/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 09/14/10 |
| Beady-eyed sound barrier | 09/14/10 |
| Salmon puppy center | 09/07/10 |
| Chestnut stirring forum | 09/12/10 |
| Multi-colored indirect expression round eye | 09/14/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 09/14/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 09/21/10 |
| indigo bisexual school | 09/21/10 |
| sable immigrant ticket booth | 09/21/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 09/23/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 09/25/10 |
| fear-inspiring field ratface | 09/14/10 |
| Coral parlour | 09/14/10 |
| Curious sexy piazza | 09/14/10 |
| sickened selfie cuckold | 09/23/10 |
| Arousing plum stead | 09/23/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 09/26/10 |
| Yapping exhilarant sanctuary | 09/27/10 |
| University | 10/13/10 |
| Bossy mustard gay wizard fortuitous meteor | 10/13/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 09/27/10 |
| aromatic french idiot faggot firefighter | 09/27/10 |
| Rusted market degenerate | 09/30/10 |
| startling big hospital coldplay fan | 10/13/10 |
| costumed at-the-ready fat ankles partner | 10/13/10 |
| Hot hell deer antler | 10/13/10 |
| shimmering casino generalized bond | 10/20/10 |
| state affirmative action | 10/13/10 |
| house-broken passionate candlestick maker | 10/20/10 |
| Arousing plum stead | 10/21/10 |
| massive vigorous office reading party | 10/31/10 |
| Claret rebellious abode boltzmann | 10/31/10 |
| amethyst filthy half-breed stain | 10/31/10 |
| Hot hell deer antler | 12/03/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| cerise mental disorder | 12/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| cerise mental disorder | 12/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| cerise mental disorder | 12/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| nighttime black woman | 12/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| Claret rebellious abode boltzmann | 12/04/10 |
| Claret rebellious abode boltzmann | 12/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| nighttime black woman | 12/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| nighttime black woman | 12/04/10 |
| Balding self-centered ceo | 01/04/11 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| nighttime black woman | 12/04/10 |
| Sooty flirting pistol | 12/04/10 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 12/04/10 |
| Therapy | 12/15/10 |
| amethyst filthy half-breed stain | 12/15/10 |
| Zombie-like ruby tank | 12/15/10 |
| Salmon puppy center | 12/15/10 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting | 12/29/10 |
| pontificating national security agency | 12/28/10 |
| amethyst filthy half-breed stain | 12/29/10 |
| Vengeful Digit Ratio | 01/04/11 |
| slimy charcoal french chef tattoo | 01/04/11 |
| Therapy | 01/04/11 |
| Painfully Honest Striped Hyena | 01/04/11 |
| Hot hell deer antler | 01/07/11 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 01/10/11 |
| Vengeful Digit Ratio | 01/10/11 |
| Hot hell deer antler | 01/11/11 |
| house-broken passionate candlestick maker | 03/02/11 |
| canary milk alpha | 02/14/11 |
| Claret rebellious abode boltzmann | 02/15/11 |
| bright headpube | 03/05/11 |
| mentally impaired clown | 03/05/11 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 03/30/11 |
| brilliant submissive brethren | 03/30/11 |
| Salmon puppy center | 03/30/11 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 03/30/11 |
| boyish ivory site | 03/30/11 |
| aquamarine international law enforcement agency | 05/05/11 |
| Heady Property Private Investor | 05/09/11 |
| hyperventilating onyx knife | 06/05/11 |
| Blue Cowardly Hissy Fit | 06/05/11 |
| Seedy community account | 06/05/11 |
| lemon organic girlfriend nibblets | 06/08/11 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 06/13/11 |
| Blue Cowardly Hissy Fit | 06/13/11 |
| Adventurous National | 06/13/11 |
| aqua territorial kitty love of her life | 06/13/11 |
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| Marvelous shivering party of the first part | 06/13/11 |
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| Blue Cowardly Hissy Fit | 06/13/11 |
| Adventurous National | 06/13/11 |
| impressive goal in life | 06/13/11 |
| Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre | 06/13/11 |
| mad-dog skullcap | 07/17/11 |
| Regret | 08/05/11 |
| Offensive | 08/09/11 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting | 08/22/11 |
| Boistinker | 08/22/11 |
| crimson spot son of senegal | 08/24/11 |
| Sneaky criminal | 09/06/11 |
| pontificating national security agency | 09/20/11 |
| Wonderful coiffed theater stage haunted graveyard | 10/01/11 |
| fishy skinny woman | 10/13/11 |
| Purple Kitty Cat Pisswyrm | 10/13/11 |
| ultramarine masturbator | 12/26/11 |
| Athletic conference | 01/02/12 |
| ferengi | 11/03/26 |
| nyuug | 11/12/26 |
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.
Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers: "1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon." |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM Author: fiercely-loyal glittery chapel Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: lascivious hideous mother locale joe vaj is actually clerking (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM Author: Clear spectacular garrison (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525774) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM Author: gold ungodly kitchen 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: deranged meetinghouse 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM Author: silver box office police squad lolol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM Author: Trip lime becky This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651) |
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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Pearly Roast Beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821273) |
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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM Author: Pearly Roast Beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15867807) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM Author: abusive mischievous lettuce (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527715) |
Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: soul-stirring keepsake machete blood rage colorblind? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life no man, no. i'll ask him on monday. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657) |
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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. "Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?" [matter of factly] "Because it's blue." "But isn't that obvious?" "Not if I go colorblind." "Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?" [looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted] |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: Brass laser beams ape god I hope this isn't flame (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM Author: laughsome very tactful gunner cruise ship cr these are 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: slap-happy dopamine Flame. Aspies cut off the tags. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM Author: Nudist Alcoholic Shrine so you work with dwight schrute? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life basically. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM Author: Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon nice
I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM Author: sapphire big-titted coffee pot step-uncle's house Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM Author: Scarlet azn (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444788) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: Avocado whorehouse (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341633) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: soul-stirring keepsake machete blood rage (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: Opaque tanning salon Hilarious (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:
"Where do you get your dog groomed at?" "Can you tell I use an electric razor?" "How long do you typically like to shower for?" "Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM Author: concupiscible awkward ladyboy toaster ahahahaha. thanks. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM Author: Talking buff range (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440155) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM Author: lascivious hideous mother locale (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440197) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM Author: demanding carnelian stage telephone (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: autistic friendly grandma Hilarious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM Author: buck-toothed sinister dingle berry http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: razzle out-of-control church QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Opaque tanning salon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525863) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM Author: Clear spectacular garrison (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM Author: laughsome very tactful gunner cruise ship (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564491) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: deranged meetinghouse 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM Author: high-end razzle-dazzle locus associate 1 fucking 80
I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for. |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM Author: Geriatric Khaki Personal Credit Line Base (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573072) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM Author: Supple gay brunch macaca (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587776) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM Author: silver box office police squad 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM Author: Diverse School Cafeteria Cuckoldry (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18890521) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM Author: Bateful jade home please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM Author: lascivious hideous mother locale Aren't iPods crazy? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: Violet point twinkling uncleanness the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM Author: silver box office police squad 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM Author: house-broken passionate candlestick maker (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16125726) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: Magenta Cracking Antidepressant Drug Dragon Where did he graduate from? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life t14 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: Marvelous shivering party of the first part none of this sounds alpha. just sad. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: Violet point twinkling uncleanness you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan the kimodo punch (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: laughsome very tactful gunner cruise ship man I'm fucking cracking up over here (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM Author: Adventurous National I'm laughing my ass off here. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: Magenta Cracking Antidepressant Drug Dragon Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: razzle out-of-control church This seems like a poor idea for the OP. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM Author: Nudist Alcoholic Shrine i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: Nudist Alcoholic Shrine 1fucking80 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level." The request was rejected. |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM Author: razzle out-of-control church 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM Author: demanding carnelian stage telephone there's no way someone this great exists (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM Author: razzle out-of-control church He sounds like a novel character, but better. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM Author: Infuriating Hunting Ground Feces this is a true 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: racy corner Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM Author: concupiscible awkward ladyboy toaster i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: Puce Thriller Heaven 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690) |
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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM Author: appetizing pit rigor this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM Author: silver box office police squad hahaha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM Author: Contagious Pearl Lay 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM Author: Vivacious Nursing Home omfg (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: lurid anal narrative (estrada's colleague from the future) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: Unhinged menage This whole thread is 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: fragrant internal respiration (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: Harsh Trailer Park Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life link? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM Author: Harsh Trailer Park Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Harsh Trailer Park http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM Author: learning disabled orchestra pit psychic lol
Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?
Does this guy have a girlfriend? |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM Author: jet violent address flame aspies can't chat up women (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: learning disabled orchestra pit psychic Aren't ipods crazy?
hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I want a shirt that says this (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM Author: learning disabled orchestra pit psychic Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:
"make crab rangoons" "muy thai kick technique" "do cats have emotions" "what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face" "d b cooper" "homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" "blinking world record" "gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?) "fred durst death" "radioactive banana" (WTF?) "moth people" "mothman conspiracy" "mothman sightings" "mothman friendly" "mothman sexuality" "get around website blocker" "web proxy"
This is only going back to May btw. |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM Author: razzle out-of-control church Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM Author: Infuriating Hunting Ground Feces (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan do cats have emotions (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM Author: Talking buff range 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM Author: buck-toothed sinister dingle berry EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Ruddy fantasy-prone queen of the night shitlib 180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM Author: Geriatric Khaki Personal Credit Line Base (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM Author: boyish ivory site lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM Author: Claret rebellious abode boltzmann thanks for my new username and siggy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Claret rebellious abode boltzmann "homemade harpoon gun"
"make a net"
i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG" |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM Author: deranged meetinghouse 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM Author: Cerebral Ocher Jew i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent.. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM Author: high-end razzle-dazzle locus associate Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: Contagious Pearl Lay TYSVMFT
180^180^180 |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting "mothman friendly" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM Author: Titillating halford I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM Author: razzle out-of-control church I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM Author: Maroon potus set this thread should be in the museum of awesome art (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre wow. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: Salmon puppy center Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: pea-brained chartreuse legend tyvmft (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM Author: Wild principal's office LOL, greatest post ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM Author: demanding carnelian stage telephone i'm going to be sad when this thread dies (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: deranged meetinghouse lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM Author: Marvelous shivering party of the first part this is a jaw-dropping 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: Adventurous National never stop posting (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM Author: Idiotic iridescent hall This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.
If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.
"do cats have emotions" LOL |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM Author: Cobalt slippery dilemma you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM Author: Umber senate messiness I concur. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM Author: demanding carnelian stage telephone cr (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life "You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?" "Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?" "No, I'm DOING that tonight." |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM Author: Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon my favorite lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM Author: Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: lascivious hideous mother locale holy shit i must use this IRL (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM Author: lascivious hideous mother locale (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM Author: Bateful jade home (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre You're making this up, aren't you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre Whatever it is, it's thrilling! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM Author: Salmon puppy center I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: Disturbing plaza holy shit best thread ever (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: Bateful jade home (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Claret rebellious abode boltzmann agreed (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: Internet-worthy business firm volcanic crater this thread delivers (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: Soggy maniacal factory reset button 180, flame or not. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: Saffron irradiated lodge genital piercing true 180 thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: deranged meetinghouse perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM Author: Bat shit crazy dysfunction don't care if it's flame (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM Author: arrogant garnet electric furnace *.* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM Author: buck-toothed sinister dingle berry *dies* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan He definitely posts on xo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM Author: Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM Author: Bateful jade home he almost *has* to post here no? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM Author: Gaped dull stock car rehab This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.
(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?" (A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING." (At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?" (To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?" (Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?" (I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..." (Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.) (I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.) (Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.) "Think there are any blogs about Houdini?" (Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.) (On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!") (re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it." (re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?" "From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life." "My great uncle was a cereal tycoon." "I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me." "I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!" (Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge." (Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.) "No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this." "Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM Author: Nudist Alcoholic Shrine holy shit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM Author: talented walnut double fault philosopher-king RLY? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM Author: Razzmatazz scourge upon the earth complete 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM Author: boyish ivory site (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM Author: Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon i. am. impressed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM Author: dun dog poop multi-billionaire holy shit. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan "(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"
This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM Author: massive vigorous office reading party agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: Adventurous National This guy is pimp. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM Author: lurid anal narrative i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM Author: Disturbing plaza jesus LOL (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM Author: Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM Author: dead 180 church building pervert "From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."
holy fuck 180 |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: Adventurous National Jesus Lord this was funny. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM Author: Bateful jade home i want to be this guy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting "DO YOU- ..." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM Author: boyish ivory site (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM Author: rambunctious house idea he suggested 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM Author: Heady Property Private Investor u are a gentleman and scholar, 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM Author: arrogant garnet electric furnace this is too good to be flame (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM Author: Twinkling Abnormal Chad Quadroon this is what scares me the moast (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM Author: Supple gay brunch macaca "I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"
So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting Absolutely amazing thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM Author: galvanic windowlicker bbw 180^180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM Author: Hairraiser library I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan WTF
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM Author: silver box office police squad this is so awesome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM Author: massive vigorous office reading party I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter
someone should digg it |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM Author: floppy temple fanboi Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM Author: Wonderful coiffed theater stage haunted graveyard http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453) |
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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM Author: Glassy odious mediation faggotry (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.
I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan Have you ever asked to meet Robert? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM Author: motley cuck area your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Exciting karate Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM Author: Mind-boggling Parlor I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: Beady-eyed sound barrier ditch the dood (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM Author: rambunctious house idea he suggested ATD! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM Author: buck-toothed sinister dingle berry absolutely. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: motley cuck area jvc kaboom box (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM Author: shaky charismatic foreskin cumskin credited post (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: floppy temple fanboi What is CP? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM Author: gold ungodly kitchen cerebral palsy? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: motley cuck area http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: Bateful jade home i am just in awe (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM Author: Adventurous National lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM Author: Heady Property Private Investor "Can you tell I use an electric razor?"
I feel like this one might work. |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM Author: buck-toothed sinister dingle berry *Lightly caresses your face* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM Author: Beady-eyed sound barrier never stop. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM Author: Red crusty resort MOAR ANECDOTES (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.
After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.
No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.
I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.
Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"
At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away. |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM Author: Ebony histrionic crackhouse mood Pretty much crying, tysm. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM Author: Flesh public bath circlehead truly the thread of the summer. thank you. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM Author: demanding carnelian stage telephone ty (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: Supple gay brunch macaca "He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."
This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread. |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan A perfect ending to a perfect summer (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM Author: dun dog poop multi-billionaire This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810) |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM Author: Aphrodisiac bawdyhouse yarmulke hysterical (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM Author: rose mad cow disease stag film I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM Author: Umber senate messiness I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM Author: motley cuck area 200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: Adventurous National Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM Author: Adventurous National I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: Vibrant Lilac Filthpig Den Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM Author: amethyst filthy half-breed stain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM Author: buck-toothed sinister dingle berry This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM Author: buck-toothed sinister dingle berry Can this get stickied for awhile??? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM Author: Navy station i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM Author: Red crusty resort Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM Author: provocative toilet seat 180
flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks. |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: Peach Space which schticks?
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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: flushed native old irish cottage ask him how he feels about crustaceans! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM Author: Trip lime becky The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.
Good times. |
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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM Author: crimson spot son of senegal omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM Author: comical azure pozpig hominid what (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535) |
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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM Author: Umber senate messiness 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM Author: Irate Preventive Strike this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161) |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: Henna Swashbuckling Institution amazing (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291) |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM Author: electric cream persian indian lodge 180
Best of Show |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM Author: Stimulating roommate location best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661) |
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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM Author: Salmon puppy center It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300) |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM Author: aromatic french idiot faggot firefighter (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910) |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM Author: primrose gas station tytyty (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life welcome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life my life is so empty without him (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM Author: dun dog poop multi-billionaire He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.
Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.
With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.
But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)
It read:
Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever. WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-??? WHERE: [radek address] WHERE: BBQ WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets. |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: amethyst filthy half-breed stain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM Author: Umber senate messiness finally, a reason NOT to kill myself. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Expected more excitement about this. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM Author: amethyst filthy half-breed stain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: Beady-eyed sound barrier cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM Author: Salmon puppy center While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967) |
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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Chestnut stirring forum holy shit lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: Multi-colored indirect expression round eye awesome (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life 2 more weeks (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM Author: indigo bisexual school I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM Author: sable immigrant ticket booth You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613) |
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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow... |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: fear-inspiring field ratface tyvmft (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM Author: Coral parlour You should write a short story about this dude (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM Author: Curious sexy piazza 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM Author: sickened selfie cuckold literally makes my day every time i read this thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM Author: Arousing plum stead GOAT (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323) |
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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM Author: Yapping exhilarant sanctuary (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM Author: University "oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."
Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM Author: Bossy mustard gay wizard fortuitous meteor he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life [redacted] (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: aromatic french idiot faggot firefighter vat (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960) |
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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM Author: Rusted market degenerate What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM Author: startling big hospital coldplay fan weeks (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM Author: costumed at-the-ready fat ankles partner I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: Hot hell deer antler I am rather concerned as well. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559) |
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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM Author: shimmering casino generalized bond i cannot wait! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM Author: state affirmative action TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746) |
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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM Author: house-broken passionate candlestick maker (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708) |
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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM Author: Arousing plum stead (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM Author: massive vigorous office reading party (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM Author: Claret rebellious abode boltzmann bumping the greatest thread of all time (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM Author: amethyst filthy half-breed stain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM Author: Hot hell deer antler (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.
The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:
***** Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.
To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.
To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.
To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].
Please don't look for me, [Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq. *****
I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs. |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM Author: cerise mental disorder wat (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Things did not go well. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM Author: cerise mental disorder I dont even (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: cerise mental disorder please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: nighttime black woman what have you missed the last few months? were you employed? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Claret rebellious abode boltzmann DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Claret rebellious abode boltzmann lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life EDIT wgwag |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: nighttime black woman Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life EDIT I shouldn't be saying this. |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: nighttime black woman i missed it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM Author: Balding self-centered ceo you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life [radek] (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM Author: nighttime black woman lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: Sooty flirting pistol 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life I regret nothing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM Author: Therapy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: amethyst filthy half-breed stain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM Author: Zombie-like ruby tank *starts a slow clap*
*all of xoxo slowly joins in*
*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*
*cheers rise from the crowd*
*all go silent, breathing heavily* |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM Author: Salmon puppy center *joins in slow clap (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708) |
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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM Author: pontificating national security agency thread of the year for 2010 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM Author: amethyst filthy half-breed stain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM Author: Vengeful Digit Ratio Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: slimy charcoal french chef tattoo word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink
this is the first 180 i've given |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM Author: Therapy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM Author: Painfully Honest Striped Hyena damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM Author: Hot hell deer antler I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.
However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.
Did something else happen the second time you went to his house? |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life Nah, this whole thread was flame. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: Vengeful Digit Ratio but of course you'd have to say that now........ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264) |
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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM Author: Hot hell deer antler No. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM Author: house-broken passionate candlestick maker (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM Author: canary milk alpha still 180
especially list of google search terms |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM Author: Claret rebellious abode boltzmann obviously i agree (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939) |
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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: bright headpube best flame eva (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476) |
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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM Author: mentally impaired clown thank you (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM Author: brilliant submissive brethren This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: Salmon puppy center This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life he does tho (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM Author: boyish ivory site in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707) |
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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM Author: aquamarine international law enforcement agency (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360) |
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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM Author: Heady Property Private Investor (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM Author: hyperventilating onyx knife (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM Author: Blue Cowardly Hissy Fit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM Author: Seedy community account (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162) |
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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM Author: lemon organic girlfriend nibblets Thx for the bump, I must've missed this (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?
I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.
Honest opinions? |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM Author: Blue Cowardly Hissy Fit You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM Author: Adventurous National I know. What a flamer lol. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: aqua territorial kitty love of her life It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM Author: yes. please do this. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: Marvelous shivering party of the first part "he never left the country at all"
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM Author: i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM Author: Blue Cowardly Hissy Fit Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM Author: Adventurous National A novel length treatment would be great movie bait. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM Author: impressive goal in life go for it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: Well-lubricated topaz liquid oxygen theatre New thread, but link to this one (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM Author: mad-dog skullcap this may be the greatest thread of all time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819) |
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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM Author: Regret went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM Author: Offensive (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Dashing Boiling Water Famous Landscape Painting (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM Author: Boistinker I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM Author: crimson spot son of senegal (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029) |
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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM Author: Sneaky criminal Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169) |
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so good.
so good. |
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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM Author: Wonderful coiffed theater stage haunted graveyard tears. actual tears. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM Author: fishy skinny woman BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM Author: Purple Kitty Cat Pisswyrm 120 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM Author: Athletic conference 120 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:13 PM Author: ferengi (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#50226880) |
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Date: November 12th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: nyuug (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#50254460) |